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July 22, 2010 by Elliot James
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What’s shaking this week at our eBoobStore.com? And who’s doing the shaking?
September 2010 Voluptuous magazine rides the top of the charts. Don’t live near a newsstand or mag shop? Get it fast from us. Natalie Fiore is the H-cup covergirl. The layouts include Mianna Thomas, Melonie Maxx, Taylor Steele, Paola Rios, Raquel Grant, Angellyne Hart, Kaytee Carter, Venice Knight and Destiny Rose. Every page is produced with love, devotion and care. Your fingers will feel it.
Check for a big back-issue blow-out sale coming soon. It will be the perfect time to fill those holes in your collection. We do it all here in the SCORE building, by the way. Just like Santa’s toy shop. The eBoobStore is a one-stop shop completely operated by us. No outsourcing to staff in other countries.
September 2010 Voluptuous: no rivals come close.
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Now out: the latest quarterly SCORE Videos DVD and novelty mail-order catalog in a downloadable PDF version you can save on your desktop. If you don’t get our print catalog in your regular mail, check this out. The 80-page summer 2010 catalog includes More To Fuck, Maximum Minka, Boob Science, Voluptuous Xtra 12, Best of the Boob Cruise, K-JUGS, Christy Marks’ Big Bang and the 7 hour two-disc Breast of Scoreland.
On Location Grand Bahama is fresh out on DVD. In the tradition of On Location Key Largo, On Location Costa del Sol and many other group excursions over the past two decades, Grand Bahama is a fun mix of surf, sun, boobs and babes. Starring Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Natalie Fiore and Taylor Steele. An unbeatable cast. They may have spilled more oil than British Petroleum.
On Location Grand Bahama busts out on DVD.
June 16, 2010 by Elliot James
The 13th annual all-naturals issue (September ’10) has now hit stores worldwide in countries where freedom rings. I feel the pain of boob-men in Iran, China and Cuba. (There have been rumors that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il has inquired about the possibility of a Korean-language edition.) The magnificent Karla James is this month’s cover star, and her layout includes a show-and-tell interview. This special edition is almost an On Location Grand Bahama reunion with pictorials of lush ladies Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Natalie Fiore, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Kaytee Carter (XXX) and Shione Cooper (XXX), plus a photo spread of the top 10 naturals of 2000-2009. What a lineup! The ink’s still damp and already the emails have been coming in. If you can’t get off your happy seat and get to your local mag stand, a few clicks will connect you to our eBoobStore. Either way, you don’t want to miss this issue. What do I like best about magazines? If the electricity goes out, all you need is a flashlight and you’re back in business.
Karla James leads the September A-Team of SCORE Girls.
Miosotis brings up the rear. The rear cover.
June 3, 2010 by Elliot James
Now at your favorite newsstand.
Why do you need to pick up the August 2010 Voluptuous, now at your friendly neighborhood newsstand?
Here are several excellent reasons.
Covergirl Bebe Cooper.
Tatiana Blair interview.
New models Trinity Michaels, Laurella and Jen Capone.
Arianna Sinn.
Sunshine and Monique L’Amour girl-girl.
Carmen Hayes and Cynthia Flowers doing the cock in XXX.
That should cover it.
Wait. Just one more reason. A free DVD (in most areas) called Big Tit Overload with Angela White, Petra, Jelena, Emily Cartwright, Deborah Blue and Yanine Diaz.
Feed the need for big tits!
May 23, 2010 by Elliot James
Angelique spilled out at newsstands and mag shops this month in 1995.
What did SCORE readers buy 15 years ago this month? The July 1995 SCORE featured Angelique as the sole covergirl. The U.S. cover price was $5.95, $6.95 in Canada. It wasn’t sealed in a plastic bag with a free DVD inside like it is today. Back then, the art director and editor created back covers that looked like a front cover. For this issue, the back cover girl was Jay Sweet from Belfast, Northern Ireland. (Jay later changed her name to Angelica Foxxx and then Sam Bond. She’s still modeling in England.)
Irish bombshell Jay Sweet brought up the rear.
Why a back cover that was designed like the front? Because studies showed that at busy newsstands, many browsers would pick up a magazine, look through it, then put it back on the rack backwards. So with this technique, the SCORE title was always visible. Annoyed store clerks liked it, too.
The pictorials featured Tiffany Towers and Tawny Peaks in a girl-girl, Bonnie Banks, Angelique and Jay plus a Lilli Xene layout and interview. I’ve heard that Lilli Xene (pronounced “Zen-A”) became a housedancer in a California club, but I don’t know if she’s still dancing. “Nice Ass” was a six-page photo article of bootyfull SCORE Girl butts. Dipping into the Internet explosion, “Fantastic Fantasies” by Ricky Java kicked off. One of the first Netizens of the Boob Brotherhood and a Boob Cruise passenger, Rick morphed photographs to give SCORE models impossible dimensions. For this first installment, he performed massive cyber-boob jobs on Minka, Angelique, Traci Topps and Lisa Chest. Rick just emailed the other day to touch base, and he is as breastnotized as ever.
Fantastic Fantasies kicked off on page 34 of July 1995 SCORE.
What else did you get in July ’95? A lotta stuff. A chesty short story called “Old Tricks” by Bo Alexander with sensational art by the Baron of Bazongas, Otis Sweat. “Fantasy SCORE” by Duncan Gutteridge. “Bomber Girls” by Otis. “Homebodies,” the amateur section with pictures girls sent in with the hopes of being called to model. My column, “Boob Beat,” with pix of Angelique, Chessie Moore, Lilli Xene and Letha Weapons causing trouble at the Consumer Electronics Show. An army of photographers was all over Angelique at the convention, and she played it up for them. She didn’t need to speak English, just squeeze her tits. And in “Scorecard,” our readers’ forum, the guys wrote letters about Busty Dusty, Tiffany Towers, Tawny Peaks, Honey Hills and Winona Lind. Real letters made out of paper, too. Stamped and delivered in a bag by a human. Few people had email in 1995.
Today, a copy of the July 1995 SCORE in good condition lists at $20.95 by back-issue magazine dealers.
And that’s how it was 15 years ago.
May 4, 2010 by Elliot James
July 2010 V-Mag now at your favorite mag store.
The July 2010 Voluptuous is now on the racks of stores worldwide (except maybe North Korea and China). The boobtastic cover girl is the one and only Karla James, looking ready to conquer the world. Some of your other faves are also here this month. Jenna Valentine has an interview with Maria, Canadian top model Taylor Steele is back and so is Anna Kay.
July 2010 V-Mag's back cover.
The issue also stars Annie Swanson, Lady Spice (first time), Shar “PPP-cup” Nitzapanus, preggo chick Stefani and MILF Eva. Pick up your own copy today. If you live in the United Kingdom and like it milder and softer, there’s a special UK edition available at such mag shops as WHSmith. Nothing beats the look and feel of a magazine, and ya don’t need any batteries.
I like going to stores and browsing the shelves. There used to be a small store a block away from the beach in Fort Lauderdale that sold our mags. All they needed was a clerk with big boobs.
I hope you all enjoyed the weekend specials with Miosotis at SCORELAND and Kristina Milan at XLGirls.com. Giant natural titties don’t get any bigger.
April 13, 2010 by Elliot James
The annual contest results issue. So many great candidates.
Pick up your copy of June 2010 Voluptuous today. Edited by the great Maria. Art-directed by the great Vanessa. Printed by top-notch pressmen operating giant machines. The winners of the Model of the Year, Newcomer and Plumper Contests are revealed this issue. This month has sensational pictorials of Karina Hart (Model of the Year), Ashley Sage Ellison (Newcomer of the Year), Samantha (Plumper of the Year) and Christy Marks, Sapphire, Victoria Lane, and Michelle May. Samantha’s win breaks Sapphire’s three continuous years of victory.
It’s been a hell of an erection year. Get your copy now before you hear those dreaded words from the store clerk, “Hey man, it’s like probably soldout.” If you do hear that, get it fast and easy here. Congratulations to the winners!
March 31, 2010 by Elliot James
Kaytee and her May '10 SCORE.
A photo from May '10's pictorial
There are two kinds of girls in the world: those who have big boobs and those who wish they had big boobs. Kaytee Carter doesn’t have to wish for anything. She’s got it all. Massage therapists don’t come any prettier or bustier. The last time Kaytee was here, our photographer grabbed a shot of her holding up her first magazine, the May ’10 SCORE. Kaytee looks pleased with the results. It’s still available in stores (my local shop had a few left), but get it now because it’s gonna be swapped out for the June issue. If you can’t find it, no worries. The eBoobStore has it.
“It’s something completely different and out of my realm, and that’s what I like to do,” Kaytee said about being on the cover of a men’s mag that’s circulated all over the world (except for China, Antarctica and the Mid-East). “Try different things, do things that are completely out of my box.” Well said, Kaytee! We knew she was a go-getter the moment we met her.
February 7, 2010 by Elliot James
Cindy Cupps fucks Crystal Gunns
Some old dudes make fried chicken in a bucket. Others pitch popcorn on TV. The stuff that SCORE Girls stuff themselves with is made by this kindly old doctor in California who feels gratified knowing his products are in the night stands of women around the world. Doc Johnson has been the official toy and novelty company for SCORE since 2005. When you see a babe on SCORELAND fucking herself with a synthetic schlong, you know where it came from. The Doctor. I spoke with Chad Braverman of Doc Johnson. Chad’s the Director of Product Development and Licensing, and his dad founded the company in 1976. It may sound like a cliche but he did start it all in a garage. His first item was the eight-inch Natural Dong. Today, Doc Johnson is an orifice-filling empire with over 1500 items, and it has a lot of horny women and men to thank for it.
SCORE: How many vibrators would you estimate that Doc Johnson has sold over the past 30 years?
Doc Johnson: That’s hard to estimate, but it’s a figure well into the millions.
SCORE: Do you have people test out your products before mass production begins?
Doc Johnson: We test each product thoroughly before it is mass produced. We won’t release a product unless we’re 100 percent confident consumers will enjoy using it.
SCORE: How do you deal with so much competition?
Doc Johnson: The adult novelty industry has grown immensely since Doc Johnson launched 30 years ago, and products of every shape and size flood the market each year. The internet has revolutionized our industry. Not only has it increased sales, but it’s forced the brick and mortar shops to upgrade and improve their appearance and inventory. Because we know our space, and place a strong emphasis on research and development, we’ve stayed the recognized leader.
SCORE: Is there a company archivist that’s logged the history of the company from year to year?
Doc Johnson: Definitely. We’ve been keeping records of products and Doc Johnson memorabilia since day one. It’s amazing to look back to some of our first catalogs ever launched and catch a glimpse of history. They’re very retro to say the least, yet at the time, they were considered cutting edge.
Doc Johnson makes toys molded from the body parts of real-life porn stars. Maybe one day, they’ll do something with a SCORE Girl. Imagine a lifelike recreation of Minka’s tits, Sara Jay’s ass or Morgan Leigh’s pussy!
January 23, 2010 by Elliot James
A girl, a cock, a Spanker.
This nifty man-aid called The Monkey Spanker is actually designed, manufactured and sold in England. The Monkey Spanker people tell us that some guys have their wives or girlfriends use it on them during a blow job session. A few of the male performers in our videos have said they’ve used it to stay stiff between photo shoots.
Our friend Africa Sexxx was happy to lend a hand with the Monkey Spanker. She became an expert with it very quickly. There’s a gripping video of Africa helping out in the eBoobStore and an even longer video plus a photo set on SCORELAND so you can see it in action.
We’ve been able to get some over here in the past. But now we’re down to only 17 Spankers in the warehouse. Customer Service doesn’t know if they’ll be able to import anymore. If there’s a Monkey Spanker supply crisis looming, you may want to be prepared and keep one stashed in your medicine cabinet. Africa not included.
Only 17 Monkey Spankers left in stock (not counting this one).
January 4, 2010 by Elliot James
- Available at eBoobStore.com
Our warehouse supply is down to one box–less than 30 copies–of this special SCORE magazine. The June 2007 SCORE is a 132 page mammoth edition that celebrated our 15th anniversary. Each year from 1992 to 2006 was reviewed with photos and behind-the-scenes stories. The issue comes sealed in a ultra-cool metallic foil bag similar to those high-tech comic books, and a special DVD, 15 Years of SCORE, is included inside as a free bonus, along with several other freebies.
I especially remember this edition because Dave and I worked for months on it, choosing the photos and writing it, and our great staff, from the pre-press department to the photo archive, worked their butts off getting it to the newsstands and magazine stores. This is a true collector’s piece that every
SCORE fan should own. I’ve seen it advertised by back issue magazine companies for $25. Get it fast, no fuss, no muss for $10 from
eBoobStore.com. Once they’re gone, that’s it.
