Categories for New at Scoreland
January 21, 2014 by Dave
Eva gets this guy's cock so hard, you could crack somebody across the kneecap with it. Instead, Eva sucks it.
I have to admit, I was pretty fascinated by ESPN’s “30 for 30” documentary about the Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan figure-skating scandal, “The Price of Gold.” It takes us back 20 years to when Tonya’s buddies–with or without her knowledge, nobody knows for sure–cracked Nancy, her main American rival for the Gold Medal at the 1994 Winter Olympics, across the knee. I made the mistake of switching off to it during a timeout during one of the football games, and I was so fascinated that I kept watching.
Well, I’d like to tell you that I got back to the game (49ers vs. Seahawks) in time to watch the end, but that’s not what happened. Because I went to check my email, and while I was there, I snuck over to SCORELAND, and what did I find? A Jackumentary! Yes, I went from ice-skating documentary to a big-tit jackumentary about Eva Notty, and although I didn’t jack to Tonya and Nancy (good luck with that), I did jack to Eva.
How could I not? Now that would be a scandal.
The Eva Notty Jackumentary is airing now at SCORELAND. It’s very educational. In it, Eva shows her tits and pussy and fucks a lot. If you’re an Eva fan, you don’t want to miss it. If you’re a fan of jacking off to hot, slim ‘n’ stacked babes, you don’t want to miss it.
Does anybody know who won the game?
January 17, 2014 by Elliot James
You’re heard of “soap girls” in Asian countries?
SCORELAND‘s new show tomorrow, “Oil ‘Em & Fuck ‘Em,” is about a body-glide girl. Girls who put oil or gel on their boobs and bodies and glide and roll over you. For starters. Sometimes it’s called a mazola rolla.
Hitting the Internet in search of this kind of companion, the dude in the video is looking for a body-glide girl to come over and roll all over him. But she must be the right kind of girl. Specifically, she must be a body glide girl with giant gazongas. A statuesque girl who will oil up her big boobs and use them as massagers on his body and then work her way down. He doesn’t want any skinnies to show up. He wants a chick with oomph and well-rounded curves.
A babydoll with tits and ass and sass. Massive melons. Tremendous ta-tas. And a bodacious bubble butt.
Also, he wants an edgy girl.
Now who can satisfy all of these needs and then some?
We know the right girl. We see greatness here. Elle Flynn!
Elle Flynn is your body-glide girl this weekend at SCORELAND.
January 14, 2014 by Elliot James
Today at SCORELAND, Patty Michova will doublehandedly wipe out two hardy men.
Patty has really shown a skill set for threesomes. This is her second triple play.
European SCORE Girls have a talent for doubleheaders. Sharon Pink, Krystal Swift, Angel Wicky and Sirale have all gone for two in recent months, and Vicky Soleil has a doubleplay upcoming.
But no one should ever count out the Americans. They still take the lead. Kitana Flores, Stephanie Stalls, Brittany O’Neil, Amber Bach, Sabrina Lynn, Sabina Leigh, Rachel Love, Camille Morgan and Claudia Kealoha have all worn out their tag-teams.
What do you favor, if any? A two guys-one girl threesome or a two girls-one guy session like the famous Daylene Rio-Sara Jay bounce-fest?
Patty goes wild on the bar, on the bar stools and on the floor.
January 11, 2014 by Elliot James
One natural phenomenon that’s always more than welcome news is when a model tells us that she’s gotten bustier than the last time she was at The SCORE Group. It’s happened several times over the past few years.
Genetics, diet and hormonal changes are some of the reasons for growth spurts. In Vanessa Y.’s case, she had quit smoking cigarettes, and that improves circulation.
I wonder who’ll be back with a bigger chest in the near future?
Here are some recent arrivals to what I call the boob growth spurt posse with then and now pictures. From left to right, Jolie Rain, Lana Ivans, Nancy Navarro and Vanessa Y. For all of them, bigger tits also means buying bigger bras.
Today at SCORELAND, you’ll see a set of Nancy plus a bouncing boobs video shot in super-slo motion. Miraculous!
January 10, 2014 by Dave
One side of Janessa Loren
Another side of Janessa Loren
“I had to get used to it, but I love my body now,” says New York City secretary Janessa Loren, who has G-cup tits and a 40-inch ass. “I have to thank every Latin singer who has come out in these past few years. My body type wasn’t considered to be the norm back then. These bombshell bodies, you know? It took from about the late-’90s to now where these bombshell bodies are considered sexy.”
When Janessa said those words to me, I was a little surprised. I moved down to South Florida in the early 1990s, and from what I could tell, all guys liked girls with hourglass figures and big asses. How was I to know that what was taken for sexy in South Florida, land of bombshell Latinas, had not become sexy in the rest of the country…that a big-ass revolution hadn’t taken place up north, too? Then J-Lo came along with her huge, round ass (but smallish tits) and changed everything.
Janessa, if you had been living down here all those years, you would’ve received the respect you deserve.
“I have to thank people like Jennifer Lopez and Sophia Vergara for that,” Janessa said. “Now every girl is trying to get a butt and big tits. The Kardashians, too. Women aren’t trying to look like they’re dying or don’t eat.”
Janessa measures 42-30-40. She’s 44 years old. She’s a huge sports fan. She fucks on-camera for the first time today at SCORELAND. Her stud pays her tits and ass the respect they deserve.
Then he cums on her tits.
That’s called R-E-S-P-E-C-T!
January 5, 2014 by Elliot James
Lily Madison: riding Britain's new wave.
After a year of planning and behind-the-scenes work, SCORELAND has a new look and a new design. It’s been updated and modernized but the mission statement remains as it was when the original print magazine was first published in 1992: Finding and photographing the best big-bust models, from slim-n-stacked to voluptuous. That’s our goal, our reason to exist, and that will never change. And none of it would have been possible over the last 22 years without the countless number of SCORE Men who buy the print or new digital magazine, buy the DVDs and join the website.
Check out the new SCORELAND. At its core, the same as the old SCORELAND.
Cindy & Summer: huge-titted girls holding their magazine covers remains a tradition.
January 2, 2014 by Elliot James
Vanessa’s back with more boobage and less bush pie in a fresh set and video. Two things have contributed to the breast growth spurt. Vanessa stopped smoking cigarettes, which is good, and she’s eating a little more. She talks about her bigger big boobs in the video and about sex too. Vanessa’s English is very good. Much better than our Polish!
Vanessa, we salute you too.
January 1, 2014 by Elliot James
“Janessa is a gorgeous, very sexy woman. Great update to start the new year. Can’t wait for her hardcore scene.”
This was one of the first comments at SCORELAND about newcomer Janessa from New York City. I’m excited too. We can’t think of a better way to ring in the New Year and Janessa has the right bells for ringing.
Janessa Loren rings in the New Year. First new discovery!
December 30, 2013 by Elliot James
This is the first time Sirale has played hot stripper. The brunette curvette spins around the cold steel tube like she’s been doing it for a long time. Sirale can work it and she’s got moves. Her audience of two want to give Sirale and her big boobs something hard also. Tune into SCORELAND and turn on to Sirale.
Sirale works that pole.
Sirale has the moves.
Now it gets crazy.
December 29, 2013 by Dave
I have some dick-tation for Janessa.
This is Janessa Loren. She’s a secretary from New York City.
“I work as a secretary in a medical spa,” Janessa told me when I interviewed her. “I would say I’m a sexy secretary, but I’m around women all day and I don’t get to dress sexy.”
Sorry to contradict you, Janessa, but you are definitely a sexy secretary. Any girl who has G-cup naturals and is a secretary is a sexy secretary.
Wednesday at SCORELAND, Janessa gets to dress sexy. She also gets to undress. Very sexy. It’s her worldwide modeling debut.
Of her big, heavy, firm naturals, Janessa says, “I am very proud of them. To me, it isn’t only about the size of the boobs but how they look. I would say Sophia Vegara, Kim Kardashian, Salma Hayek and Halle Berry are the only girls I have seen whom I think have nicer boobs than mine.”
Nicer? I’m not so sure about that. I think I’d rather ring in the new year with Janessa than any of those girls.
See you Wednesday, Janessa.
