It's not that easy to find stores in Buenos Aires that carry Voluptuous.
A woman who’s proud of her tits, her ass, her legs and everything in between.
A woman who’s sassy yet classy without being brassy.
A woman with enough self-confidence, self-motivation and joie de vivre to show every inch of her body to the world.
A woman who’s treated like a queen at her neigborhood bra shop.
A woman like Valeria (left), who brings her boobage to October ’09 Voluptuous, posting tomorrow on SCORELAND.
Alexis has no problems finding birthday party guests.
And happy birthday to Alexis Silver (right), star of Mamazon, born October 27 (although since Alexis lives on the other side of the Big Pond, it’s really 27 October).
SCORE Theater presents Lily Valentine. In a snowbound chalet, Lily stretches out on the couch, giving her bonking buddy an opportunity to play on erotic little game. We shot this in everyone’s favorite style, P.O.V.
SCORE is the only place to see Lily Valentine.
Since Lily speaks only French, an interpreter sits in to translate. How many websites bother to do that? Just listening to this busty babydoll speak French in her sex-kitten voice is a horny experience in itself!
This weekend’s birthdays: Tina Cheri (October 23) and Maxi Mounds (October 25). Happy birthday, babes!
Natalie Fiore’s new photos from October ’09 Voluptuous hit SCORELAND tomorrow, October 23. It’s not just the photos that are new. It’s a newer Natalie, too. You see, she’s gained some boobage since her last appearance! That’s news to get very excited about in our neighborhood. More boobage is good boobage, and on Natalie, it looks farkin’ unbelievable! Check out these photos and the video clip. Lots of studios have been after this French cupcake since she debuted in 2007, but she only models for SCORELAND.
And today, October 22, is Lisa Lipps’ birthday. Happy BD, Lisa!
The pictorial posting today on SCORELAND is Crystal Gunns’ strangest photo shoot, in my opinion. We’ve done some unusual themes with Crystal, but this one, a fetish-costumed woman in a wire cage in a warehouse with cash whipped up by the wind, is pretty odd. When I first saw it, I thought it was one of those “keep as many dollars as you can grab” deals like they have in those glass booths on game shows.
Tell ya something, Crystal could be a hot female oil wrestler.
And today is Busty Dusty’s birthday. Here’s to her!
Last weekend, Kiko Lee provided the hooter and hand relief to a restless weiner. This weekend, it’s a SCORELAND happy ending with Alia Janine! Alia talks to our intrepid SCORE reporter, demonstrates her considerable boob skills and shows off her tasty exotic dancing talents before we wheel in the stunt-man for a super-sexy tits and tugs. Thanks, Alia!
A great week at SCORELAND and .XLGirls.com culminates Saturday with Renee’s first on-camera fuck. On Tuesday, we saw her give a great hand job and tit-fuck. On Thursday, she showed off her spectacular, sloppy-slurping blow job skills. Next: Renee goes all the way!
Now, I wasn’t there for the big event, but I’ve seen the video, and it’s pretty spectacular. I mean, Renee has J-cup naturals, and do you know what happens when a girl with tits that size hops on top of a cock and bounces up and down? Yeah, that’s right: Her tits bounce wildly. I was there, however, for the post-fuck interview. Yeah, I said post-fuck interview. This wasn’t like those post-game interviews you see in the baseball playoffs where reporters ask questions like, “How did it feel to get the game-winning hit?” and the game-winning hitter responds, “It felt great.” In this post-fuck interview, we stare at Renee’s tits, which are pouring out of a tight top, while freshly-fucked Renee watches herself fuck on camera for the first time. Watching a girl watching herself might not sound special, but just watch. I love this video.
Renee Ross is breaking her on-camera cherry this week at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com (tits ‘n’ tugs scene Tuesday, blow job today, full sex Saturday), and that got me and Elliot James talking about the best XXX debuts in SCORELAND history. As usual, we differ on our favorites, so I’ll go first, Elliot will go second. Here are my Top 3 big-tit XXX first-times:
Susie Wilden's first time…on camera, that is.
1. Susie Wilden. Susie is a cutie with a pretty face, a sexy British accent and massive tits, and she’s horny as hell, too. So I knew her first time would be special. What I didn’t know was that she’d break her on-camera cherry by taking a big dick in her ass. I love the horny look on her face in that scene.
Now massively stacked, Autumn-Jade takes the XXX plunge.
2. Autumn-Jade. Autumn’s return in 2002 was a big story, made bigger by the fact that she had put on weight and most of it had gone to her tits. Now massively stacked, Autumn fucked like a porn pro in her XXX debut (she played an enlistee who fucks her drill commander). The only drawback of this scene was that her partner could’ve had a bigger cock.
3. Brandy Talore. The girl has gone on to become a huge porn star,
Brandy Talore: So cute, yet there's a cock in her mouth!
but when she did her first XXX scene for us, everyone in the office was shocked. I mean, here was this midwestern girl-next-door who didn’t even like to talk dirty. Now she was fucking and sucking a stranger’s cock on camera and loving every minute of it. I used to walk past Elliot’s cubicle just to see the photo he had of sweet Brandy with a cock in her mouth.
Okay, Elliot. Let’s hear your Top 3.
Alright, Dave. But I’m going to be much more longwinded than you. First off, I hate the term “boy-girl.” If I was a porn dude, I wouldn’t want to be called boy. My top three in the 17 years SCORE has been in existence? In no special order, using magazine cover dates, Linsey Dawn McKenzie (January ’02), Minka (September ’95) and Autumn-Jade (May ’02). I was going to say Dawn Stone (August ’01) instead of Autumn, but although both are Southern belles, wide-eyed Autumn was the last chick I thought would ever do a hardcore scene just because her personality is so innocent and virginal. Yeah, I’m real perceptive.
LDM: Absolutely the most-anticipated XXX debut in big-tit history.
About Linsey. She wowed everyone for years after her official USA debut in 1996 at 18 years young and always pushed the offers of hardcore to the side. After she did her first, with her then-husband, we asked her how she felt that day. “Scared, because lots of things were channeling through my mind,” LDM said. “Things like, ‘Oh my God, this is it. I’m finished. Say goodbye to my career.’ It’s very nerve wracking. ‘Will they think I’m good? Am I gonna let everybody down?’ Those were some of the things going through my head. But it went well. At least I think it did.” As it turned out, it was one of those scenes that both jolted you, because it was Linsey actually fucking, and it also excited you because of how great she looked with a cock in her mouth and pussy.
Minka was on her way to becoming a mega-buster when she fucked on camera for the first time.
About Minka. First I should say that her mag pictorial was softcore because that was how the newsstand standards were then. (The video version was full XXX.) There was no Internet. Tweets were bird sounds outside your window that woke you up. Minka was one of the few to step outside the box and do hardcore. The list of SCORE stars of the ’90s who kept to stripping and refused to try it was fairly lengthy, among them Pandora Peaks, Busty Dusty, Traci Topps, Nikki Knockers, Tawny Peaks, Colt 45,Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and Danni Ashe. So Minka joined a small group of mega-boobed babes (Kayla Kleevage, Lisa Lipps, Wendy Whoppers and Tiffany Towers) who became big porn stars. And Minka’s still going strong to this day, iron-clad proof of her popularity and longevity.
Renee Ross has a good chance of finding her way onto both of our lists. Check out her blow job style today at SCORELAND and imagine that you’re on the receiving end.
Check out this video for a very important announcement from our very own Renee Ross. Renee’s SCORELAND and XLGirls.com special “Wham! Bam! Thank You, M’am” kicks off Tuesday, October 13. Part two is Thursday, October 15 and part three is Saturday, October, 17. Don’t miss it!
I was going to write that this blog entry is more for the guys than the girls, but I could be way off base about that. Do any girls like to see POV videos of a hot babe jerking and tit-fucking the pocket-pork? It’s more of a guy thing, isn’t it?
Kiko's a handy girl to have around.
This weekend at SCORELAND, Kiko Lee appears in both a solo set, a full-length interview with Dave and a hand job and tit-fucking POV video.
“My dad is real strict, so he never told us about sex,” Kiko said. “He never told us about what women look like. And my mother, she’s the same way. She never told me. She had me in baggy clothes and glasses. I was probably the biggest nerd in school. So I didn’t know anything.”
Kiko learned on her own and learned well. In the interview, she talks about a fling with one of baseball’s most notorious superstars.
“He’s a very smart businessman,” Kiko said. “He’s still making money now even though he’s considered the worst baseball player for gambling. He’s still a good businessman. You sit down and have a conversation with him and he’s got a great mind.”
Aileen's in two vids on Sunday, 10/11/09. Her pictorial follows on Monday.
Who is he? Find out at SCORELAND.
Also this weekend, Aileen Ghettman stars in two videos; one is a wild interview, the other is a great boob-oiling, masturbation and dancing show.
Bailey’s first Voluptuous pictorial in seven years is up now on SCORELAND. We’re also posting her interview with Dave. Bailey’s hot, she’s happening and she’s the world’s greatest girlfriend.
V-MAG: Why are you the world’s greatest girlfriend?
BAILEY: Because I’m really nice. I never get mad. I’ll cook you breakfast and dinner every day. Do all the laundry. Clean house. I always have my own money. Never need anything. I like to make jokes, and when someone is sad, I always make them feel better.
V-MAG: Okay, let’s say I’m your boyfriend. You walk into the house, and I’m sitting in front of the TV jacking to porn. You’re okay with that?
BAILEY: Totally! I will pick out the porn for you. We’ll go shopping for porn, and we’ll have sex while we’re watching it. Definitely!
V-MAG: That’s pretty cool.
BAILEY: I buy my boyfriends porn all the time.
And now, in case you needed any more evidence, here’s a little video we call, “Why Bailey Santanna is Great.”
