Categories for Newcomers

Nikki Smith in “Love Your Pie”

May 23, 2013 by Elliot James

Dinner is served.

Now at XLGirls.com: the very hot and randy Nikki Smith in a freshly baked scene loaded with horny goodness.

Who would not love Nikki Smith’s pie? It looks so nutritious.  So tasty and tempting.

Nikki is all-dolled up in her Suzie Homemaker outfit. Not for long, though.

What is best in life? To have a stacked babe like Nikki Smith at home baking her heart out and providing nutritious food to keep up your strength in the sack. Not too much to ask, in my opinion.

She’s eager to please and she knows that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

Nikki also knows that the way to a man’s cock is through his fly. It must run in the family or something. (Her mom Barbi Banks posed for 40Something mag!)

Behold this cuming attraction clip.

 

And happy birthday to Isis Haze (May 23).

It's the birthday of Wisconsin dancer Isis Haze.

 

Lolly Ink Meets The Giant Cock, this week at SCORELAND

May 21, 2013 by Dave

Lick her like she's a lollipop. That's why her name is Lolly.

The old “4:30 Movie” in New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Detroit had “Vincent Price Week,” “Martin & Lewis Week,” “Gidget Week” and “Monster Week.” What we’re bringing you Wednesday, Thursday and Friday at SCORELAND is much better than Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy.

Wednesday, solo photos of Lolly Ink, who I introduced you to last week.

Thursday, photos of Lolly, a little lady, sucking and fucking a very big cock.

Friday, the XXX video! Lolly Ink Meets The Giant Cock.

It’s “Blonde, Little Newcomer With Big Tits Week” at SCORELAND.

Make sure you have plenty of Kleenex handy.

 

Jessi Rhodes’ first video plays tomorrow at SCORELAND

May 16, 2013 by Elliot James

Jessi Rhodes made a deep impression when her New Discovery pictorial was shown at SCORELAND.

SCORE, you did great finding Jessi. This is the type of model I want to see and she’s why I joined! Jessi, thanks so much for showing the goods!!!”–club139

“After not being a SCORELAND member for quite a while, this woman is the one that got me to sign up again. More Jessi, please! ASA freakin’ P.”–GFaulkner

“The tan lines on her bum make me want to cum badly.”–addzy

“Jessi Rhodes is adorable. I can’t wait to see more of her.”–Tom

If you want to see Jessi’s first video, log-in tomorrow. I was especially impressed by Jessi’s vocal talents. A sexy voice saying fresh things always cranks up the heat level in a video. Watch this trailer!

Jessi’s first mag is September ’13 Voluptuous, on sale June 25.

Hair ye, hair ye!

May 14, 2013 by Elliot James

Someone whose follicle forest had caused an unusually dense growth of commentary is back to either tickle your fancy or make your hair stand on end. The reaction ranged from adoration to wigging out. There was no middle ground. And it was all about bush. Bush gets all the blame.

Vanessa started a ruckus the first time she appeared at SCORELAND. She didn’t muff that debut. Now she’s back. Leave it to beaver.

In this time of baldies that have been shaved, waxed, creamed, No-no’ed or depilated in some way, a bearded clam really makes a hairum-scarum impression. Ironically, there were lots of girls like Vanessa in ’70s and ’80s men’s mags. Today, you can’t see the forest for the trees.

Starts tomorrow! Hairs lookin’ at you, Vanessa.

You did ask for a part in the middle.

 

Today at SCORELAND…

May 11, 2013 by Dave

This photo of Sha Rizel actually made me gasp when I saw it. Gasp, as in it made me lose my breath. I’m better now, but are you kidding me? Is it really possible for a girl to be this hot?

 

The girl with the bikini bod

May 5, 2013 by Elliot James

Today is the third pictorial of Estelle Taylor, December ’12 SCORE covergirl. A matching video follows on Monday.

If any girl has the bod for a bikini, it’s Estelle. Bikini designers could use her figure as a template.

We were talking about Estelle at lunch last week. She has the slender yet shapely body and beautiful face that you see in Miss Universe-style beauty contests.

“Estelle Taylor’s first layout, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve looked at that layout,” ED wrote “Scorecard.”

Now he has a new one to look at multiple times.

Estelle Taylor is back today and tomorrow.

 

Scarlet LaVey…homemaker?

April 23, 2013 by Elliot James

“When guys stare at my boobs or say something to me about them, I actually like to pretend sometimes that I am pissed off about it, but it is all part of the act,” says Scarlet LaVey. “I love it. Yeah, guys are crazy when it comes to boobs. One time I was walking down the street and I was approaching a group of guys and they screamed out, ‘Oh, my god! Those are real!’ really loudly. I was like, ‘Yeah they are!'”

I, myself, want to see Scarlet LaVey walking down the street. In fact, walking anywhere. I’m a freak for busty girls just walking. And I would never yell anything at her.

Tomorrow’s pictorial at SCORELAND is a study in contrasts. Would Scarlet dress like Suzy Homemaker and bake cookies and cakes for a boyfriend? We’ll have to remember to ask the next time she visits our citadel of cleavage.

How'd you like to come home to Scarlet and her fresh baked goods?

Top-rated SCORE Girls and how we look at them

April 22, 2013 by Elliot James

1. Siri

2. Christy Marks

3. Sha Rizel

4. Katarina Dubrova

5. Sensual Jane

6. Angela White

7. Lana Ivans

8. Anna Song

9. Merilyn Sakova

10. Chloe Vevrier

As of today, these 10 models are the top-rated models at SCORELAND. The Model Directory page lists the 50 top-rated modelss. Members click on a star to rate the model or to rate a specific photo set or video. The ratings can change on a daily basis.

This list is interesting because Chloe, Merilyn, Anna and Sensual Jane haven’t modeled for SCORE in a long time yet they’re right up there. It proves that perennial favorites don’t lose their power. (From what I’m told, one of them will be back at SCORELAND soon.)

It’s no surprise to see Siri, Sha, Angela or Christy. It’s a surprise not to see Venera, Leanne Crow or Karina Hart. Where’s Hitomi?

And now for something completely different.

A poll asking “What do you log-in to SCORELAND with?” yielded no significant changes since April of 2011.

48%  use desktops.

33%  use their laptops.

8% use tablet computers.

11% use their phones.

There was an 8% drop in desktop use over the last two years. That could be linked to less desktops being sold in the big-box stores. Me, I remain old-school and I’m perfectly happy with my desktop. I had to replace a Dell and I was surprised at the dismal selection at H.H. Gregg, even though I know what the hardware manufacturers’ ultimate aim is.

Yet tablet and phone usage haven’t skyrocketed. I believe the reason is not being able to download and save videos and photo files on a hard drive like you can with a laptop or desktop. These devices have no ports, so you can’t even stick in a 50 GB flash drive and save a video to that. You also can’t play a DVD.

The day I watch a Valory Irene video on my 3.5 inch phone screen is the day I start wearing a hoodie, get a tattoo on my neck and start skateboarding to the office.

Valory Irene today at SCORELAND.

Krystal Swift is The Hair Salon Hottie

April 19, 2013 by Elliot James

Now here’s someone Dave and I made a special request for. It’s been close to a year since her first sets and videos at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.

My worry was that Krystal Swift would do hot modeling for a short time and then move on to something else. Vanish. Take off. Get a full-time job. Join the Czech Army. Get married. Meet a boyfriend who’d pull a hissy fit about her pornicating. Something like that.

Happily, Krystal didn’t…yet. So she was available when the call went out. I had my fingers crossed on this one.

Krystal Swift is one of those girls who winds up getting a lot of mail. Some of it was the simple “Bring her back” one-liner. Some feedback was more elaborate.

A few comments from the past year:

E.D.: “I never guessed she was a Czech girl. She doesn’t really have that look. She looks like she could just as easily be a Southern girl, maybe Tennessee. Her beautiful face… she looks a lot like a much younger co-worker who I’ve very deviantly imagined giving a cum bath to… slapping her face with my dick.”

T.P.: “Krystal Swift has such great eye contact. It’s going to be tough for anyone to gaze into her eyes with those F-cups in the way.”

M.S.: “If I were you people, I’d take her to an island for a week and come back with a suitcase full of photos.”

So now here’s the wonderful, fun-derful Krystal Swift finally back at SCOREVideos.com as The Hair Salon Hottie, and there’s more on the way to SCORELAND. When you join SCOREVideos.com, you also get access to SCOREHD.com, so sign on today.