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March 22, 2013 by Elliot James
Stacie Starr: plenty of tits.
Here’s the situation: You’re about to leave a men’s room stall when Stacie Starr (or someone with impressive tits like hers) bursts in.
You’ve never seen her before in your life.
“Is anyone in there?” Stacie asks, knocking on the door of the stall. “I wanted to suck some cock! Can you help me out with that?”
That’s what happens in the opener of Stacie’s video from MILFtugs.com.
What do you do?
I know this is difficult to visualize so click here for the trailer.
What do you do? Do you thank her and leave? Or do you let her suck your cock and eat your jizz? Right there. Right now.
Stacie has great, big tits and a very fuckable body. I was extremely impressed with her blow job, jerk job and titty-fucking talents as well as her dirty mouth.
If Stacie’s not a phone sex operator in her spare time, she should be. She says filthy things I never heard before.
So what would you do?
Go? Or come and go?
March 21, 2013 by Dave
The game can wait, buddy.
Scarlet LaVey is sitting on the couch with her SCORELAND boyfriend. She’s reading a book called Porn Star Secrets of Sex, although I think she already knows. The way to be a goddess is to sit on a couch with your legs spread and your tits popping out all over the place. He’s watching TV, although he’s quickly distracted by what Scarlet is doing with herself. He’s trying to watch the playoffs (maybe March Madness, which started today), but he gives up quickly.
“Babe, it’s the playoffs, but you’re better,” he says to Scarlet.
And away they go!
I’m guessing that something like this has happened to many of you (although probably not with a girl like Scarlet): You’re trying to watch a game, and your girlfriend distracts you. This happened to me many, many moons ago, and you know what’s funny? The thing I remember most is that when the distraction started and I turned off the TV, my team (the New York Rangers) were losing, and when we were done (no wise remarks about it being a minute later), they were winning. I actually tried to convince my girlfriend that having sex during a Rangers game was good luck.
I’m figuring that if the girl is as hot as Scarlet, I’m turning off the game even if it’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals or the NCAA Finals, even if my team is playing, even if they’re winning. My sliding scale goes like this:
DD-cups or larger: Will turn off any sporting event.
C-cups: Will probably turn the sound down and keep an eye on the game.
B-cups: Will turn off a regular-season game but not an important one.
A-cups: Might turn off a pre-season game or might just keep the TV on and keep an eye on the game.
“Scarlet LaVey: Sports Or Big Tits” goes live today at SCORELAND.
March 19, 2013 by Elliot James
Her butt cheeks are ass cleavage and her tits are works of art. Melissa Reed is one of the quietest models to ever enter this citadel of cleavage. “I like modeling,” says Melissa, girl of few words and many curves.
Wearing Daisy Dukes or what's left of them.
Subject of my next book, "Profiles In Cleavage."
Happy Birthday to Crystal Gunns born March 20th.
March 13, 2013 by Elliot James
Today’s current generation of Czech sex stars can thank Eastern Euro-legend Zuzanna for paving the way. I like to give credit to the pioneers.
Sirale is one of those newcomers.
Sirale is a pouty-faced Czech babe who wanted to model for SCORE after seeing TSG magazines at a photographer’s studio in Prague a few weeks ago.
She debuted at SCOREVideos on March 1 and now SCORELAND gets a chance to have her bounce those tits and work the fuckin’ pole.
Sirale gets her kicks at nude beaches and by watching figure skating. She says she’s sexually submissive. She wants the guy to take the lead at all times and doesn’t understand guys who want the woman to pursue and seduce them.
See Sirale and her pole dance Thursday at SCORELAND.
Sirale holds onto the pole with everything she's got.
March 9, 2013 by Dave
Prepare to fall in love…
The bad news is that our week with newcomer Sha Rizel at SCORELAND has come to an end: five days of photos and videos of the stunningly beautiful newcomer with the 22-inch waist and F-cup naturals. I can’t remember the last time I spent so much time staring at a model’s eyes. I even know what color they are. Blue. Although, in all honesty, I have a clearer mental picture of her tits and waist. And her pussy. The girl has a very nice pussy. It looks like it hasn’t been fucked a lot. It’s clean and pristine.
The good news is that if you missed our week with Sha Rizel, all of the photos and videos are still archived in the members area. So, you can go there now and experience the same thrills and hard-ons that so many SCORELAND members have already experienced.
“One word: PERFECTION!!!!” said Eric83.
“Absolutely in the league of the likes of Merilyn, Venera, Hitomi, etc. She is a worthy addition to the pantheon of slim and stacked Goddesses!” said Bradley4.
“What an unbelievable beauty! Angelic face and absolutely perfect body! She is one of the greatest modeling discoveries ever,” said Heywood, who has probably had lots of wood this week.
“She is an angel,” said Timmy. A busty angel with a spanking-clean pussy. Here are some outtakes from our week with Sha.
March 7, 2013 by Elliot James
A friend told Jessi Rhodes about SCORE magazine and she checked us out, then sent a few at-home snaps to ScoreModelsWanted.com.
Jessi’s friend is now our friend, too.
Jessi likes to go target shooting and play softball and soccer. From her photos, she looks athletic. She’s a New York Yankees fan, which is kinda surprising since she lives in North Carolina.
Jessi strips down to her birthday suit in our warehouse workshop for her SCORELAND intro. She toys it, too. That’s what our workshop is for.
See her in “New Discovery.”
Meet Jessi, brand spankin' new at SCORELAND.
March 5, 2013 by Dave
Monica Keyes debuts at SCORELAND today with her torpedo tits.
The first time I saw newcomer Monica Keyes, who debuts today at SCORELAND, I said to Elliot, “She reminds me of Toi.” Toi was a great model from the mid-’90s.
Then I saw Monica’s tits and said, “Now she really reminds me of Toi!”
Two words: TORPEDO TITS. You don’t see them often, but when you do, they’re memorable.
Until Monica came along, I thought Toi had the best torpedo tits ever.
March 2, 2013 by Elliot James
In addition to our regular schedule, SCORELAND will be also featuring a week of Sha Rizel pictorials and videos.
Five days of Sha Rizel, the newest slim and stacked beauty to hit the big-bust scene.
It all starts Monday.
Be here!
Five days of Sha.
March 1, 2013 by Elliot James
Who’s this cutie? She’s Kendra Lee Ryan from California.
Kendra is new and eager. Her first debut solo and a very horny XXX fuck scene are now showing at XLGirls.com.
I don’t know if Kendra knew about XLGirls magazine or knew about the website before the studio connected with her. When I saw the shots that she first emailed to the studio, I hit the Like button.
“I only wear a bra when it’s really needed. I love wearing low-cut tops and tube-tops. I even make my own!” Kendra said.
I always say that a girl who makes her own tube tops is a girl who’s proud of her tits.
She’s worked at retail jobs and she was an exotic dancer for a while. She’s now an ex-exotic dancer but the strong pole skills remain. She demonstrates this in her first video.
It’s an action-packed start for a newbie and she wasn’t bragging when she said she loves man-juice. After her fuck buddy gives Kendra a big facial, she licks her fingers clean staring at the camera.
“Real women swallow,” says Kendra. “Plus I love the taste of cum!’
Kendra has the same appetite for cum as another recent XL Girl, Jasmine Jones, a wife from Texas.
Kendra Lee Ryan: Eager, willing and horny.
February 27, 2013 by Dave
Gabrielle Love and her hourglass figure, today at SCORELAND.
R.N. from New Jersey writes, “I had an experience with the April ’13 issue of V-mag that I have had only twice before in many years of reading your magazines. I wonder if other readers have ever had a similar experience. As usual, all of the girls from cover-to-cover are cock-stiffening. One model, however, is so exciting that even when I begin jacking over one of the other girls, I find myself returning to this one beauty every time for the exquisite moment of pleasure when I shoot my load. That’s what happens to me with Gabrielle Love. I have started masturbating over every girl in the issue, including three times over Siri having her way with two cocks, but I never fail to turn to Gabrielle when I cum. The pleasure Gabrielle gives me is so intense that my toes curl as I shoot. I hope you won’t laugh at me for admitting that, but it’s true.”
I mentioned this letter a few weeks ago, but I didn’t mention who R.N. was referring to. I’m mentioning it this time because Gabrielle has a new photo set, the one from the April ’13 Voluptuous, going up today at SCORELAND, and I’m glad to see that she’s getting the attention she deserves. Gabrielle has a true hourglass figure: 46-32-48. That’s impressive! You’re just not going to find many girls who have 48-inch butts and 32-inch waists. Yeah, I know, sub-30 is the magic number for waist size in this skin-and-bones obsessed society, but I want to know how many of those sub-30 girls have 46-inch chests and 48-inch hips. You don’t see a lot of girls, even V-Girls, with hourglass figures. Cherry Brady is one, and it’s no wonder she’s so popular.
By the way, the waist–a curvy waist, not a straight waist–is one of the most-underlooked parts of a woman’s body. What do most sexy girls have in common? Upper bodies that taper in and curve back out again.
Gabrielle told us, “I think that it’s great that I have what a lot of women pay lots of money to get: big tits and a big ass. I don’t mind when men look at me, either. It’s natural for men to see a woman they find attractive and react to her. I think guys should be honest and polite about it.”
Honest and polite, eh? But it’s alright if we think dirty thoughts, right? Right.
