I just read that the last porn theater in Baltimore, Maryland, the Apex theater, closed after 40 years of running porn movies. That’s sad as the grindhouse theater experience of watching porn is something that should be tried at least once. Sure, things are easy now and taken for granted. No longer do you have to travel to a cavernous theater smelling of disinfectant, pay at the box office and be careful in choosing your seat amongst a smattering of strangers while giant images of copulating couples flash on the screen and their moans echo through giant speakers.
Now you can simply sit in your boxers at your computer (at home and hopefully not at work, unless you’re the owner) and the world of tits, ass and sex comes to you, no fuss, no muss. The clock for the demise of the porn theaters began to run down in the late ’70s when Sony’s BetaMax tapes were released. And who were the first to put their movies on tape? Not the big studios, afraid of losing box office revenue. It was the pornographers, pioneers like Arthur Morowitz who founded the now-defunct Video Shack chain of retail stores in Manhattan, itself a victim of newer technology, the internet.
I bring up this piece of adult movie history because tomorrow’s SCORELAND scene “Patty & the Painter” starring sexy slim & stacked newcomer Patty Michova is straight out of an old-school ’70s porn smoker as Patty decides to paint her house and goes over color schemes with the horny house painter. It could have been the plumber, the TV repairman, the gardener or the delivery guy. (Lisa Lipps popped a painter in 2002.) Sometimes the old ways are the best.
Estimated time of job completion: never. The only deposit Patty will be getting back will be…well, you know how that goes. Roll the clip!
"Helping big-boobed ladies choose paint colors gets me hard."
News flash: Fans of Cameron Skye can welcome this pretty blonde back to SCORELAND today in a fresh pictorial and video. Welcome back, Cameron! Click here for a preview!
Only 22-years-old, Lily Madison knows that the UK is the land of naturally big-boobed girls. And she is one of them.
“People kept telling me to apply to SCORE so I finally decided to try it and now here I am,” Lily says.
This is Lily’s first time showing her spectacular tan-lined tits for any magazine or website. Lily’s boobs measure 34G. She has very large areolae that she measures on-camera and their diameter comes to five inches. That’s big.
Lily crushed a soda can between her cans on-camera. Dave saved it for posterity.
After she got home, Lily sent the staff a vegan cake as a gift. Now that’s British hospitality.
You really don't want to miss Valentina's video and second photo set.
Valentina Monroe once modeled bikinis for catalogs. It took the New Yorker some time to decide to try posing at SCORELAND. She was worth the wait. Her body is killer, her tan-lined boobs are awesome and she took to modeling easily.
Valentina’s personality (not her body) remind me of Colt 45. Sharp, confident, even-keeled, knows where she’s going. There is a sexual vibe about her that is completely natural and effortless.
Tomorrow, we have Valentina’s second pictorial plus a matching video, her first.
Hopefully we’ll see her again back in the studio. I’d hate to think this would be it when she’s just getting warmed up!
Valentina makes a double-debut in the January ’14 issues of SCORE and Voluptuous, still a rare event. The opening of her Voluptuous layout had a spot-on observation. “First-timer Valentina is the embodiment of everything we love about mature women.”
Valentina just celebrated her birthday this past Saturday (September 21), but you can see her in her birthday suit again tomorrow. Watch the free trailer from Valentina’s video.
THIS JUST IN! Moments before writing this, I received the first photos of Lily Madison, a British newcomer who hits a lot of the right buttons.
Redhead. Check.
Big, firm naturals. Check.
Tan lines. Check.
Pretty face. Check.
Curvy, voluptuous body. Double-check.
I’ve been wanting to see photos of Lily ever since I interviewed her (and measured her). She’s a webcam model who’s about to expand her audience, first at SCORELAND this coming Thursday, then in SCORE and V-mag.
Lily told me she’s a swimmer. With those flotation devices, it’s no wonder.
Like Jennica Lynn, who joined Lily in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, Lily is the type of girl you can fall in love with. And if you don’t want to fall in love, just stare at her tits. She won’t mind.
I can easily see the photos from tomorrow’s Scarlet LaVey pictorial at SCORELAND pinned-up on the walls of every bike shop in the USA and beyond.
Riding off to hot adventures with a crotch rocket firing between her legs? Scarlet looks game for that.
If you haven’t seen it, check out Scarlet’s special confessional video, “Tattoo Exploration.”
What’s behind her love of tats and what draws her into the world of illustrated people? What body parts does Scarlet say she’ll never tattoo? These questions and many more are answered.
This has been a great month to be a lover of big, natural tits. Not that there’s ever a bad time to be a lover of big, natural tits, but the September bounty has been incredible. And it’s only going to get better, not only at XLGirls.com but at SCORELAND, too. Here’s what’s coming up:
Today at XLGirls.com, newcomer Lavina Dream takes a shower and invites you to get wet with her. We’ve been adding a lot of special videos to XLGirls.com, and this is one of them (the photo to the left is from Lavina’s first appearance at XLGirls).
Can you jizz for Jazlyn?
On Friday, also at XLGirls.com, blonde, sexy, bombshell newcomer Jazlyn Summers stars in, “C’mon & Jizz For Jazzlyn!” (Elliot is really a master at coming up with names for these scenes). I really like Jazlyn. She’s so down-to-earth and normal, but she has those big tits and that big ass and she loves to fuck. The girl is horny as hell.
Nikki Smith has been fucking a lot in our studio.
Also Friday, this time at SCORELAND, Nikki Smith returns in “Face Cream.” The cream is provided by the stud who fucks Nikki every which way and shoots his load on her face. Brilliant!
Scarlet is going to take you on a tat tour.
Saturday at SCORELAND, a really special treat: Not just a new solo pictorial of Scarlet LaVey on a motorcycle but a unique video called “Tattoo Exploration” in which Ms. LaVey takes us on a tour of her body and tells us all about her tats. A more-intimate video has never been filmed.
Bri Love is the quiet but horny type.
And Monday at XLGirls.com, Bri Love makes her debut. She’s another brickhouse. Shy, but a brickhouse, and she loves to fuck.
And get this: Elliot just came out of the planning meeting for XLGirls.com, and it looks like October is going to be just as good–maybe even better–than September. I’ve always thought of Elliot as the eternal optimist, but this time, it’s not just optimism. If you love big, natural tits, these are happy times.
The sun will come out tomorrow. And so will Jennica Lynn as she heads to one of The SCORE Group’s old haunts in the Caribbean for more adventures in paradise.
Jennica puts the zest in huge breasts!
Fresh from her SCORELAND debut last Saturday, it’s a triple feature that will keep you very busy.
The name Bex Shiner should be very familiar to those of you in the UK. Back in 2008, Bex was one of the housemates on Big Brother, which at the time was one of the hottest shows in the UK. So hot, Bex told me, that she couldn’t leave her house without a mob of people following her everywhere.
Bex Shiner just might be the most-famous busty babe we've ever photographed.
Bex lasted 51 days in the Big Brother house before getting evicted by viewers.
Now, I don’t understand how Bex could have been evicted. Were the other housemates crazy? I mean, from what I can tell from the videos, Bex was walking around the house topless half the time (Note to viewers of the U.S. version of Big Brother: Topless nudity is permitted on UK TV, and big-boobed girls running around the house topless was one of the reasons for the show’s success).
Well, Bex visited our studio this week for three days of shoots, and I’m happy to report than she’s even bustier than she was back in 2008. I can also report that she is now one of my favorite V-mag models ever. She’s funny, surprisingly modest considering her fame, fun-loving and a bit out there. She told me that during an off day from shooting, she drove to South Beach and went looking for Paris Hilton. After a half hour, she gave up.
Anyway, the big news is that Bex is coming soon to SCORELAND and V-mag. Here’s a little bit of Bex to whet your appetite.
