Then again, Siri never strikes out, does she? She did say she was a swinger. She really knows how to handle a bat.
This layout (published in the May ’13 SCORE, the awards issue) hits one right out of the park. See it now at SCORELAND.
Is Siri the answer to the Miami Marlins’ sagging attendance? I believe she is but no one will listen to me.
Take Siri out to the ball game.
A place of honor for Minka's bra.
Minka’s bras move in mysterious ways.
Veteran SCORE Man D.R. was announced as the winner of Minka’s most-recent signed bra giveaway (November ’12 SCORE).
“Holy shit!” D.R. wrote when I contacted him. “Minka has been my favorite model for a long time and I think I have all her videos and SCORE mags. As a founding member of SCORE, please keep looking for another Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I will send you a pic of Minka’s bra and me when I figure out how to display it in my man-cave. I am so happy. Merry Christmas to me!”
Well, D.R. kept his promise and sent us this photo with Minka’s mounted bra behind him. Man, does he look content. “I have mounted it to my Dale Earnhardt Jr. race tire in my man cave,” D.R. told us. “I love it. Thanks, Minka and SCORE.”
Thank you for the photo, D.R. Nice to see that a place of honor has been created for that amazing colossal hooter holster. October ’13 will mark Minka’s 19th year as a SCORE Girl. She debuted as a covergirl in the October ’94 issue.
I mentioned that Minka’s bras move in mysterious ways. Here’s why.
A box showed up recently with a letter. Inside the box was an authentic Minka 44KK bra in pristine condition, signed and dated 9/19/08 from our April ’09 giveaway. This was the first bra return in over six years of bra contests. Also in the box was a mint copy of the November ’07 SCORE signed by Christy Marks from another contest. (That issue was Christy’s first magazine appearance.) The letter explained what was going on.
“To Elliot James: My new bride doesn’t want me to have these hanging around so I’m returning them to you at SCORE. An autographed copy from Christy and Minka’s autographed boulder holder. Yes, I was a double winner. Please find a new home for them.”
This is not as critical as finding a basket with two puppies on your doorstep, but we still need to find a new place of honor for these two prime articles of SCORE magazine history. So we’re re-running the contests in one shot in the October ’13 issue, on-sale July 9.
This is the first time Minka’s bra has been dumped for another woman. (And congrats to our reader on his marriage.)
That's one huge bra Minka wears. It's a 44KK.
Things worked out very well for Annie Swanson's boyfriend when she found his stash of SCORE and V-mag. She didn't mind. In fact, she became a SCORE Girl! And she fucked him on-camera!
The other day, I received a letter from regular contributor T.N. I edited it down a bit, but the basic idea is, when do you show your girl your collection of big-tit mags? For some of us, the answer is, “Never,” but T.N. thinks we should re-consider that position. I don’t know. I once went on a first date with a girl who I thought wouldn’t have had a problem with it. She was dressed completely slutty, big boobs pouring out. When I told her I was an editor of men’s magazines, I expected her to say, “Can I be in it?” Instead, she walked out on me. So go figure.
Anyway, T.N. writes: “We all have to make tough decisions in life and one of mine has become, when do you introduce SCORE into your girl’s life? Prior to becoming a SCORE fanatic, I used to read Playboy and I had one of my first girlfriends stumble upon my collection one day and ask me, “Why do need these anymore when you have me?” Truth was I liked to look at the pretty pictures and take care of myself, but that was tough to tell her. So I told her I threw them out and then stashed them where she would never find them. Turns out she was a bit of a prude.
“But soon thereafter my tastes became sophisticated and I became a SCORE maven. Now it’s a whole new ball game when you’re talking about SCORE. First things first, never, and I mean NEVER, let a small-breasted girlfriend find your stash of SCORE. Put those babies where she’ll never find them and just appreciate her for herself and her small boobs.
“But when you do land a big-titted girlfriend, things change for the better. First off, you’ve got a big-titted girlfriend! Second, if you’re confident in your relationship, you can show her your issues of SCORE. I did so with one girl who had a set of savage knockers. I showed her the magazine and some of the letters I had written to ‘Scorecard,’ and after she read some of my letters, she got quiet for a while and then said, ‘l really like this, let’s make a letter!’ Who was I to say no, and although she is long gone, we made a letter together that got published in ‘Scorecard.’
“I’d like to write more but as I’m writing this my current girlfriend (38DDs) has just settled in between my legs for what looks to be either a blow job or a titty fuck. (She said that she gets turned on by my writing.) So I’m going to have to concentrate on that right now. But I think all readers who get their letters/stories published in SCORE should introduce their big-breasted girlfriends to SCORE. It’s worked well for me.”
Arianna brings the ice cream. You bring the napkin.
Your favorite racks at your favorite rack.
Even though it’s a holiday weekend in the States, I urge you to visit your local mag emporium, newsstand or jack shack now and pick up a copy of the just-shipped August ’13 Voluptuous with that prime example of chick-cake Arianna Sinn trying to lick an ice cream cone with messy results. Or you can just order this edition with a few mouse clicks or finger taps direct from us at eBoobStore.com.
What’s the scoop about this month’s breastivities?
Cameron Skye, Destiny Rose, Gya Roberts, Melonie Max, Monica Keyes, Sabina Leigh, Sirale, and Taylor Steele peel off their panties in tent-pitching layouts.
“The Voluptuous Swimsuit Special” is eight pages of 15 lovelies poured into bikinis and monokinis.
V-mag fiction: “The Naturals,” a salacious saga of baseball, bodacious boobs and grand slamming.
A 32-page hardcore bonus magazine with Felicia Clover getting her tush tapped, Scarlet LaVey; the Dominican Republic’s Vanessa Del milking a stiffie and a preview of the just-released XXX-Rated DVD Stacked & Sticky starring a line-up of babes who will drive you crazy-nuts.
The digital version of this issue for tablets includes imbedded videos of Arianna, Destiny, Gya, Sabina and Taylor, and the 32-page special is included at the end of the main mag so that the single file is 132 pages.
The August ’13 V-mag should feed your need for the best in breasts until the September ’13 V-mag hits on June 25!
Hay now!
Word scholars teach that “makin’ hay” is short for “making hay while the sun shines.” That saying comes from the fact that it’s difficult to make hay in rainy weather. It changed over the years to “grabbing an opportunity when it presents itself.”
There’s also “making hay” or “a roll in the hay” to mean fucking or making-out. The place where the mythical horny farmer’s daughter takes the farm hand to bang his brains out. I think a roll on the hay makes more sense. (I don’t know anyone who ever fucked in hay. That’s gotta sting.)
I have hay on the brain because the studio manager brought Dave, Karl (a new editorial assistant) and me to check out the studio set for today.
We have a special guest today who has that hot and sweet country girl thing going on, so they built a set for her.
That reminded me of some other famous SCORE and Voluptuous models who’ve baled out on us in barn and stable settings.
Vanessa Montagne made a different kind of country girl. My favorite French cowgirl came to SCORE while on vacation in Florida. This photo set was published in Buxotica #98, a special edition magazine from SCORE.
Vanessa hits the hay in her heels.
Susie Wilden is no hayseed. The blonde barn-burner from London had given many a black eye with those super-natural hangers she used to swing around. We were sorry to see her retire.
Susie looked ready for that roll on the hay, not in it.
This uber-famous XXX foursome with Christy Marks and Terry Nova from the DVD Busty Riding Academy was published in the May ’09 SCORE.
Christy and Terry rolled in the hay and made their day.
Stacey Owen was discovered dancing at the Stringfellows club in London in the summer of 1987 by glamour photographer Peter Kay. She became one of the most-popular big-bust models of the late ’80s and early ’90s.
Stacey Owen has an unusual way of playing guitar.
Cherry Brady put the hee-haw and the yee-haw into her country babe layout from the May 2004 Voluptuous. Luckily, the hay didn’t ignite.
Cherry saddles up. Well, she put her feet up on a saddle.
Roxanne Miller (January ’13 and Holiday ’12 SCORE; December ’12 Voluptuous) tells me that her favorite photo shoot is the one that will be running today and tomorrow at SCORELAND.
What does she like about it so much?
“I am a bit of a fetishist… makes me wet…and in that one I look like a mistress,” explains Roxanne, who wears her kinky boots well.
I’m sure you wouldn’t complain if Roxanne forced you to suck her nipples and tongue her pussy and ass.
Roxanne Miller's magazine debut.
Candy Cantaloupes in her bikini got the July ’13 SCORE off to a rocking start.
The July ’13, 164-page special collector’s issue of SCORE is now officially on-sale everywhere (the digital version has been on-sale for over a week). We’re proud of every issue of SCORE but especially this one. The praise has been pouring in, and there’s nothing like testimonals from readers. Here’s one from regular Blog reader C.A. of West Midlands, United Kingdom. Thanks for the kind words, C.A. The rest of you can get your copy at eBoobStore.com.
“Wanted to comment on the fabulous July 2013 collectors issue. It is a splendid issue and a true keeper. Thank you. It takes us on a fantastic big-tit journey from SCORE’s 1992 begining right up to the present and I enjoyed every mile. Make no mistake, the future for SCORE is brighter than ever and I’m bracing myself for the next 20 years.
“You talked about how you took on Gent, and that was no mean feat, to me a real life tale of David and Goliath, and the rest as they say is history. Being from the UK, I didn’t come across Gent very often but have over the years, had copies and like a lot of top-shelf mags found it very glossy and a little impersonal, but this isn’t something you get with SCORE. From the very first issue I got, I immediately felt part of something, an exclusive club that members got first class V.I.P. treatment every time. SCORE is often described as a boob-brotherhood, and that’s exactly what it is and exactly what it always will be.
“So back to the issue. From the second I set eyes on Candy Cantaloupes destroying her bikini on page seven, I knew the next 150-odd pages were going to blow my mind, and true to form, you didn’t disappoint. Big, heavy tits, naturals or enhanced, shapely asses and spread pussies that took it to the next level, many I knew and some I didn’t. I guess I’m considered a new reader as I didn’t start getting SCORE regularly till 2002, so there’s so much I missed, and this issue is a great way for me to get a look at what I missed, which was lots of the so-called Golden Age. L.A. Bust, Crystal Topps, Bethany Bustin, Montana and Angel Eyes, to name a few. Summer Cummings is another I wasn’t too familiar with, and her page 30 pic has me a fucking mess. Amazing!
“It was really interesting watching the slow transition from super-sized mega-tits of the above-mentioned girls into the era of the soft, heavy natural titties of the likes of Merilyn Sakova, Nicole Peters, LDM, Lorna Morgan and Karina Hart. As I’ve said many times, I love both, and SCORE always caters to the tastes of all tit men, which is great. I think it’s safe to say I’m gonna spend many happy hours looking through this issue again and again, so many thanks for that and just maybe this could be the start of many more specials to come: a bra special, tits in tight tops special, silicone special, an LDM special? I hope so.”
I’ll let you be the judge of whether it’s our greatest issue ever.
I do know this: It has our greatest photos ever.
164 pages, loaded with the best photos in the history of SCORE. There’s never been anything like it before. There might never be anything like it again. At least not for another 21 years.
From my editor’s note on page five of this issue:
“John, how come we’ve never done an issue of our greatest photos?”
That’s how this issue began: with me walking into editor-in-chief John Fox’s office at the end of the day last December and asking what seemed to be an innocuous question.
“We haven’t?” John asked.
And then he realized: We hadn’t. We’ve done issues with our most-influential models and a 15th anniversary issue packed with previously unpublished photos of the best girls from our first 15 years. We’ve done “20 Greatest Naturals” and “Who’s The Fairest” and the “Sweet Sixteen.” We’ve had Boob Cruise issues, too, but never an issue devoted entirely to the greatest photos we’d ever published.
Well, we have now.
Get it now at eBoobStore.com. The print edition goes on-sale in a week.
Micky Bells definitely is the Queen of Cleavage.
This photo is so spectacular, I don’t know what to say, so I won’t say much. I don’t even know what the rest of the photos look like because I couldn’t get past the cleavage shots. No wonder Micky Bells is the Queen of Cleavage. And if you need more clues, check her out today and tomorrow at XLGirls.com. Amazing.
On another topic, I’ve been teasing the July ’13 issue of SCORE for a while. Well, some people have already received their subscription copies, it just might be at your local magazine seller right now and the digital version will be available at eBoobStore.com in about a week. A lot of you have been asking what it’s all about, but rather than give my version, I’m going to pass along a reader’s review of the issue that showed up in my email on Friday.
Ed from Des Moines, Iowa writes: “A pretty decently thick magazine and perfect bound instead of saddle stitched. I normally dislike the rehash magazines, but this one was pretty good, even touching upon some of the history of SCORE.
“I think I must have been more of a V-mag and NN subscriber in the 90s, and I came from subscribing to Gent first. I didn’t really care much for the fake-breasted strippers in the 90s, but then at some point, I realized that the little flat-chested girls I was seeing in NN wasn’t doing anything for me so I transferred that subscription to SCORE and have subscribed to both of the big-tit magazines since.
“Normal current issues of SCORE seem to feature more beautiful naturals…So funny that the COLLECTOR’S issue has some of those November 2009 photos of Faith. I was just looking through that issue and was kinda stuck on a few of the stunning pictures…and, yes, she does spread in that layout… yet she looks like such a voluptuous goddess.
“Anyway… thanks… take care… keep up the great work.”
Okay, I’ll give you a few more details:
• 164 pages
• Perfect-bound, like a book
• The greatest photos in the history of SCORE.
Coming soon. Or maybe here already.
This weekend’s Scorecard letter section has a letter from longtime reader K.S. who writes “I would like to see models posing with their magazine spreads become a regular feature. There’s something unbelievably arousing about it; after all, who hasn’t fantasized about being with a girl who pulls out a dirty mag in which she’s displaying her wares for your perusal as a prelude to fucking her hard up her tight ass? I bet models who are also wives and girlfriends do it all the time. It must send their men absolutely insane.”
I’m with K.S. on this. A digital file can’t exist without electricity and an instrument to play it. A magazine (or a DVD) is a physical object. It has a feeling of permanence to it.
I always enjoy getting a photo from a model holding one of her mags, either by the cover or open to the layout. It doesn’t happen all that often. Most of the time, we’ll take the shot when she’s back on a return trip.
But why does K.S. like this kind of photo? Because whoever is in the magazine is proud of being in the magazine, and proud of her body, and she’s happy to show it in the photo. “This is me and I’m in this magazine.”
Cindy Cupps and Summer Sinn.
Summer.
Destiny Rose.
Christy Marks.
Minka.
Here’s a few more from the collection. I like K.S.’s suggestion. More are welcome! Send ’em to scorecard@Scoregroup.com or by mail to SCORE, 1629 NW 84th Ave, Miami, FL 33126 USA.