Bikini Buster: /bi-kee-nee buh-ster/ Noun: A woman with a copious amount of tit flesh stuffed into a tiny bikini top, that is straining against the weight of said tits, almost to the point of ripping to shreds.
Ah, the bikini buster. The woman who dares test the miraculous elasticity of two tiny Lycra triangles held together with small strings with the sheer weight and mass of her enormous bazooms.
Goddamn it, I love a good bikini buster.
There are a lot of things you can say about a pair of ginormous knockers in an itty bitty bathing suit. First of all, the stretching of that flimsy material to the point that it is almost at that, “everything is going to bust out of here!” point is highly excellent. Secondly, that moment when a woman’s jugs come flying out of that top when she releases the tiny strings that hold back all that titty, well, that moment is also pretty fucking excellent.
But don’t take my word for it. Just go and check out Vanessa Del in an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini from her appearance in the Voluptuous September 2011 issue on SCORELAND today and you will see what I mean. So much titty + so little bikini = so much boner’age. Summer might be over, but here on SCORELAND, the bikini buster lives on year-round and forever!
String Bikini Top + Vanessa Del's 40JJ tits = Bikini Busting at its finest.
In her self-sucking, pussy-fingering, jack-talk-packed video extravaganza that went up today at XLGirls.com, Gya Roberts–one of my favorite girls in the whole, wide world–says:
“I’m such a slutty girl. I’ll put your cock right here. I’ll tease your cock so bad, baby!”
She’s wearing a tiny bikini that can’t possibly contain her HH-cup naturals and plump, plush body. She’s wearing fuck-me pumps that put her in the mood. She takes out a nipple, shoves it into the camera and asks, “Do you want to suck it? I know you want to suck it, you naughty boy.”
She keeps up a torrent of jack talk while sucking and biting her nipples, then exposing her pussy and asshole for your viewing pleasure. She says such helpful things as:
“I want you to fuck me on the floor like naughty, wild animals. I want all the neighbors to hear us, baby. I’m going to suck your cock so bad. I’m going to suck it with my mouth on it and then put it between my breasts.”
“I’m going to get my naughty pussy so wet for you. Oh, lick my clit, baby, and put your finger in and fuck me with your finger. Fuck me, yeah, like that! Then you have to rub the clit, baby.”
“I want all your cum, baby. I want to fuck you like a naughty girl.” [Note: While she’s saying this, her boobs are swaying all over the fucking place.]
“Riding on your cock, harder and harder, baby. I’m going to push my pussy on your cock, feeling you all inside me. I’m going to push my titties in your face and make you suck them. Suck my titties. Suck it, baby! Bite them. Bite them now! Rub your cock faster and bite my titties.”
Ditto on the wildly swaying boobs. Meanwhile, she’s got her fingers buried in her cunt. I could call it her pussy, but in a situation like this, it’s a cunt. You understand.
“Naughty animal. Naughty boy. Your cock is so huge. I want to fuck it so bad, like a wild girl.”
That she is. The question is, are you man enough for her? I’m not sure I am, but fuck it. I jacked anyway.
One of the most impressive results in SCORE‘s “20 Greatest Naturals” poll was Valory Irene‘s meteoric rise from 2011 newcomer to being named one of the elite 20. Just as impressive is that when she debuted in the March 2011 issue of SCORE (and in a month-long special at SCORELAND), Valory didn’t spread her legs, no less show pink. But in the November ’11 issue, a lucky guy got to massage her tits. More recently, she did her first on-camera tit-fuck and cock-wank on SCORELAND (a scene that will be part of the upcoming DVD Tits & Tugs 8). So let all of this be a bit of a lesson to those of you who criticize a model for not showing pink right off the bat: If you’re patient and nurturing and complimentary, you never know what’s going to happen. Valory went from shy girl-next-door to tits-and-tugger, from newcomer to being considered one of the greatest naturals ever.
And for all of you who say, “If a girl won’t show pink or fuck, get rid of her,” just remember, that would’ve meant Valory. How would you have liked them apples?
Today at SCORELAND, Valory shows off the perfect tits that shot her to superstardom. Yeah, superstardom. Consider how many great naturals have been in SCORE over the past almost-20 years (hundreds and hundreds, I’m sure), then consider what it means to be in the Top 20.
Valory Irene. Superstar. And still the girl-next-door.
Break out the binoculars! Brit supergirl Leanne Crow bikini ups and bikini downs at the infinity pool today in the wrap-up to “Puerto Vallarta Vacation” at SCORELAND. Join in!
It’s hot in Mexico, and it got hotter when Leanne removes her top and gets her huge naturals soaking wet. It’s a tough job, but Leanne has all the right qualifications. Mexico definitely agreed with Leanne.
I wonder if the neighbors knew there was a naked senorita outside their windows. Probably not. The mariachis would have shown up the moment she took off her bikini. They always do when a girls shows her boobs or butt.
Click the candid clip above for a Leanne sneak peek.
And happy birthday today to Karina Hart, born August 26th!
This might not be your idea of work (or anybody’s idea of work), but believe it or not, in this photo, (left to right) Natalie Fiore, Leanne Crow and Micky Bells are working. Working hard. If you look closely, you can probably see some perspiration on their breasts. But you’re going to have to look very closely. Notice, too, the energy drink in Leanne’s right hand. And the way the girls’ bikini tops are working overtime to keep their tits encased.
Out of the picture, of course, is a photographer who’s standing on a balcony and looking down at this scene. He’s also hard at work.VERY hard at work.
Natalie Fiore works hard for the money.
So, if you’re a girl with big boobs (or if you know a girl with big boobs), and you’re thinking, “If I model for SCORE, are they going to work my ass off?” the answer is no, we want your ass and your tits right where they are.
By the way, moments after this photo was taken, Natalie changed into another swimsuit and jumped into the pool for another photo shoot, which along with a video, is posted today at SCORELAND as part of our “Puerto Vallarta Vacation” special. Tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it. If you’re a girl who’d like to do it, check out BeASCOREModel.com.
On this day, Jenna Valentine puts on and takes off her teeny weeny purple polka dot bikini poolside overlooking the Mexican resort city Puerto Vallarta in a boob-packed pictorial and video (plus candids) in Part One of “Puerto Vallarta Vacation.” Now that’s a bikini stretcher! Jenna’s boobs and bod are looking more awesome than ever. Her now-raven-black hair is very sexy, too. Mexico just got a lot hotter.
Has it been over a year since Jenna teamed with Karla James, Taylor Steele, Natalie Fiore and Arianna Sinn for “On Location Grand Bahama”? Where does the time go? Natalie rejoined Jenna in Mexico, and their new bosom buds are Leanne Crow, Hitomi and Micky. We’ll be seeing those hotties as Puerto Vallarta Vacation week continues.
Natalie at the karaoke mic. That's Micky Bells' boob to her right.
When we first met Natalie Fiore in Nassau, the Bahamas back in 2006, she was a DDD-cupper. When we saw her in Prague in 2009, Natalie boasted a G-cup. When we hooked up with her again in 2010 on Grand Bahama Island, she was an H-cupper. Pity poor Natalie. She keeps going through bras. When we saw her late last month in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, she was even bustier, pushing a HH- or J-cup. Will her tits ever stop growing?
“I don’t think so,” Natalie said. “They haven’t so far.”
This, of course, is very happy news for 1.) Natalie’s bra salesman; and 2.) All of us.
More good news: While in PV, Natalie teamed with Micky Bells for a few tit-to-tit scenes and also did a hot massage scene with Micky and Hitomi.
By the way, that week in PV? Mexico’s average bra size went up a full cup. I have that on authority from my inside sources.
Natalie gives her bathing suit strap a much-needed break.
Anyway, reported Tushna, our studio manager, “Natalie decided to sing a karaoke solo for the crew. She loves those margaritas! Did you know she speaks Spanish too? How many languages does she know? Si… Habla Espanol LOL!!!”
I think Tushna might have had a few margaritas that day, too.
So, this brings to an end our week of sneak previews of On Location Puerto Vallarta, which is also the title of the DVD our editors are cutting right now. There’s more to come at SCORELAND, too.
Hope you enjoyed the week with Natalie, Micky, Hitomi, Jenna Valentine and Leanne Crow. And I also hope we enticed a few big-boobed girls out there to check us out at BeASCOREModel.com. There are plenty more trips to places like Puerto Vallarta where this one came from.
A lot of SCORE Girls like girls, but I’ve only met two SCORE Girls who love big tits as much as any SCORE Man loves big tits: Kerry Marie and Jenna Valentine. We knew this from the start when Jenna told us, “I’m totally into chicks. I find women SO beautiful. I haven’t gone all the way with a girl yet, but I have been pretty close. When it comes to women I get super shy when I have crushes on them. I really don’t know how to initiate anything. They make me so nervous, and I stumble over my words like a teenage boy going through puberty. I guess I’m just waiting for the right girl to take advantage of me.”
Jenna (yup, she’s the fifth girl who joined us in Mexico) didn’t go all the way with Leanne Crow during their photo shoot in Puerto Vallarta, but there definitely was a lot of boob action going on, and isn’t it nice that Jenna let Leanne use her right breast as a pillow? Yeah, very unselfish…kinda like if a SCORE Man offered to let Leanne use his lap as a pillow.
Reported Tushna, our studio manager: “Jenna experienced her first-ever skinny dip. Now she’s addicted and is looking for folks to donate their pool to her. Jenna is vegetarian, and there were plenty of options for her including her favorite…guacamole.”
Jenna Valentine, bikini destroyer. If you're a girl who can do similar justice to a bikini, check us out at BeASCOREModel.com.
By the way, I’m kinda shocked that nobody out there guessed the identity of the fifth model until Jenna gave it away herself. I mean, Jenna has a huge following on Twitter, and she had been Tweeting up to, during and after the trip. Just goes to show you that the Internet is a very big place.
Anyway, look how happy Jenna is to have Leanne’s head on her breast! And as for the other photo…that’s a bikini, Jenna?
So there you have it: Jenna, Leanne, Natalie Fiore, Hitomi and Micky Bells. An all-star cast of girls with big, natural tits on Mexico’s Pacific Coast. Tomorrow, we’ll gaze at Natalie in Puerto Vallarta. Don’t you wish you were there? Well, with SCORELAND, you kinda are.
Leanne BBQs her favorite food, chicken, along with some other tasty goodies for the crew in Puerto Vallarta.
The other day, our Twitter leader (is that what they’re called?) at @Scoreland Tweeted to our followers, “Just back from shooting 5 hot ladies in Puerto Vallarta. Guess who they are.” And then, “Some of you have probably figured out the cast for our latest feature.” And then, “Starting August 1st, The SCORE Group will post one model a day, showing you exactly who was part of the adventure.”
Leanne pulls double duty, working on her tan during a shoot at the infinity pool. What some people call vacation, SCORE models call work! Nice job if you can get it.
Well, today is August 1st, which means it’s time to reveal the first model…and she’s a great one. Ladies and gentlemen, direct from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, Leanne Crow!
This on-location report from Tushna, our studio manager: “Leanne worked on her tan most of the time she was there. Favorite food: CHICKEN! Adopted a Mexican chihuahua for the entire trip. Cosita was her name. We called her Leanne’s sidekick.”
More tomorrow. Can you guess who the other four models are?
And can you guess where Cosita slept?
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And if you’re a girl who would like to do what Leanne’s doing, check us out at BeASCOREModel.com.
Fair-skinned Morgan Leigh does have tan lines. Not Brittany O’Neil-level tan lines, of course. Very faint ones and mostly bottom tan lines. You’ll be able to make them out on SCORELAND in a bikini photo shoot from August ’11 SCORE magazine.
We have Morgan's back.
I’ve always been very impressed by Morgan. She has great photo presence, and her posing style is highly jackable. She never just stands there. Her spread-eagle pink poses are fantastic, and she knows how to handle a toy so that no matter what pose she is in, you can actually see the toy in her pussy without her hand blocking the view. Even her SCOREtv segment about tight titty tops was jackable. She’s always smiling; a natural, sunny smile. Morgan really knows what guys like to see and how to deliver it.
Although she’s never done a full-out boy-girl scene, and I wouldn’t bet on that ever happening, Morgan’s one of the few to do a Tits & Tugs outdoors (wearing a bikini on the beach, naturally). If I seem like a lobbyist for Morgan Leigh, then, hell, yeah, I am.
One thing I never noticed about Morgan Leigh until this photo set: She has back cleavage, a subject I’ve written about before.
Add something new to my list of “What Impresses Me About Morgan.”
One of the most impressive results in SCORE‘s “20 Greatest Naturals” poll was 
