Dream Girl Fact #1: Michelle knows everything there is to know about cars. In fact, she rebuilds classic cars.
I will admit it…I have a soft spot in my heart for geeks and nerds. I find them fascinating. You see, to me, brains are uber-sexy. Now don’t get me wrong, I like a big pair of boobs just like the next boob-lover, but there is something about a girl who is kinda geeky that really revs my engine. It’s what makes me lust for Bailey Santanna (She is a sci-fi geek!) and what makes me lust after one of my favorite V-Mag debuts, Michelle May. She is my dream girl of the moment. (Sorry, I have to be fickle. You guys see all the boobs that come my way! What else can I do but fall in love with a new lady practically every week?)
When I met, and subsequently interviewed, Michelle for the Nov. ’09 issue of V-Mag, she wowed me with her love of cars and sports. Not only does she love classic cars, but she also rebuilds them. And she and I had a long and lengthy conversation about football. She loves the Chargers, FYI. We talked defense and her take on what they would do his season. She was very knowledgeable about sports. (My kind of woman, hubba, hubba…) And then she blew me away with her love of books and because she is a history buff. I mean, she was smart. Not just your average smart. She was SUPER-SMART. Almost intimidatingly so. (I said almost because I, too, am smart, so my brains and her brains kind of fused during our convo. lol)
Dream Girl Fact #2: Michelle loves football. She is not one of the girls who watches and cheers when you cheer. She can TALK football. Impressive.
The combo of her huge rack (it is phenomenal) and her pretty face (she looks like the girl-next-door) paired with her huge brains made her damn sexy. Not only was she great to look at, but she was great to talk to, too. And she comes from a long-line of big titters, too. She told me her mom was a topless model, too. (And then I asked her if she would pose with her mom, a’ la Kelly Kay and her mom (Nov. ’05 V-Mag), but she said no. Hey, I tried!
Dream Girl Fact #3: Michelle likes to masturbate in traffic. Yeah, in TRAFFIC! Can you imagine being stuck in rush hour and looking over and catching this hottie moaning next to you? I'd crash.
You can catch this hottie in The November 2009 issue of V-Mag (on sale now) and read all about her early years in California and what makes her get off the best.
Enjoy her, boys! I, for one, can’t wait until she comes back to our studios.
So, a few weeks ago we had Bailey Santanna in the house, and she was blogging and in our studios working on a new feature film with Samantha 38G and Renee Ross. (And you all know Renee and Sam each signed some mags for our recent giveaway.) Well, in what I can only describe as a power move, I managed to grab Bailey right as she was getting ready to leave our facilities and asked her to sign MY COPY of the Sept. ’09 issue of V-Mag (with Bailey on the cover) so I could give it away on the blog. (Because that’s what I do. I go in there and I get you guys goodies. It’s what I’m about. lol) So, if you would like to get your hands on this Sept. ’09 issue of V-Mag, autographed by cover girl Bailey, all you have to do is shoot me an email at blog@Scoregroup.com with the words BAILEY SANTANNA GIVEAWAY in the subject line. Be sure to include your name, mailing address and date of birth. I will be choosing a winner at random and then I will send you your autographed copy of V-Mag. The deadline for all entries is Oct. 7, 2009. I’ll contact the winner via email. Good luck to all of our blog readers!
So I haven’t been on the blog in a while and no, it’s not because I have been kidnapped by a tribe of big-boobed women from Mamazon! I’ve actually been takin’ care of big-boob business and getting together all sorts of exciting stuff for you guys. (You can thank me later. And trust me, you WILL be thanking me.) So, let me recap what has been going on here at SCORELAND.
First and foremost, we gave away LOADS of free stuff this week. We gave five lucky winners copies of XL GIRLS SP187 signed by cover girl Samantha 38G! And then we gave away five copies of V-Mag‘s Oct. ’09 issue signed by Renee Ross. We contacted winners via email and we sent your mags out, so keep an eye out for a special delivery!
Now, for those of you who follow the comings and goings on the blog, you know that Renee is very active on here and that she responds to her fans. Well, she wanted to send the winners of her issues a little shout out when she was here this week, and I thought, hey, why not? So check it out as Renee congratulate you guys, personally.
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
Because I am a fan of FREE STUFF, I decided that we should pick TWO MORE WINNERS for the Renee Ross mag giveaway and have her sign two extra mags for you guys. So check it out as she announces the two extra winners and signs their mags in this video. (She’s a generous gal, that Renee!)
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
Okay, we get it…I secretly get off on giving you guys freebies! (It makes me feel sooooo good! lol) So, I started thinking about how Renee’s new movie, Sex In The Titties JUST came out, I thought to myself, wouldn’t it be AWESOME if I had Renee sign a copy of this DVD to give away on the blog?
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
Then I thought to myself, wait, what if I had her sign that AND her first solo movie, Tits, Tits, Tits and we gave that away on the blog, too?
So, that’s what I am doing! I am going to give you guys a chance to win one of these two DVDs, signed by Ms. Ross!
If you would like to enter to win one of these two signed DVDs, please send your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B. to blog@scoreland.com with the words RENEE ROSS DVD GIVEAWAY in the subject line. ONLY ONE ENTRY PER EMAIL, PLEASE!
I will be choosing two winners at random and will send you your autographed DVDs lickety-split. The deadline for all entries is October 3, 2009. I’ll contact winners via email. Good luck and I hope you guys are digging all these giveaways…I am not sure if I am going to get in trouble for throwing so many freebies your way, but what can I say? I love to.
Good to be back on the blog grind! Check out Renee’s video below.
Hi guys! Well, last week Renee was here blogging and answering all of your queries as well as signing magazines for five of you lucky guys to win. But did you think that was all I had of Renee for you? Of course not. Surely by now you have more faith in me than that.
As I have mentioned in the past, I box, and one of my favorite things to do when I train is speed rope. It’s like jumping rope on overdrive. And I will admit that when I do this, I like to watch my boobs bounce up and down in the mirror. lol (I think my coach and the other guys in the boxing gym like to watch me jump, too.)
So, I thought it would be a great idea to ask Renee to jump rope while she was here. I will admit that in my imagination, when I envisioned Renee jumping up and down, I saw it in super-fast-forward. I envisioned her tits going up and down and up and down at neck-breaking speeds. However, it is quite hard to jump rope topless with J-cups, as I soon found out. But Renee is a great sport and she tried her hardest to make my dreams come true. lol
In the end, I realized that my hyper-fast jump roping was not going to happen, but Renee gave me an, er, booby prize, and let me catch her boobs while she jumped up and down, and gentlemen, let me just tell you that you haven’t lived until you catch a J-cup in the palm of your hand. Heavy and heavenly I tell you!
Now, in the original version of this clip, our video editor Lester left in about 30 seconds of me jumping rope for Renee, but I said, “No! Take me out! Put more or Renee jumping up and down topless!” and he did. Thank goodness because every second of Renee’s tatas in motion is a thing of beauty. Enjoy it, gentlemen!
Gabriella Michaels works a pole when she's out and about.
I live in Miami, the sunniest and sexiest city in the world. On any given day as I drive around town, I will see half a dozen half-naked hotties going about their day. Walking down the street or jogging in the park. Sometimes they are carrying stuff or maybe walking their dogs, but they are almost always half-naked. Women in small tank tops, sports bras and bikini tops, out and about, breasts heaving. (Okay, maybe not all of them are heaving, but I just like the mental imagine that the words “breasts heaving” conjures up. lol) Maybe their lovely, big perkies are coated in a light sheen of perspiration, catching the rays of the sun and emitting a healthy glow. Now sure, I get to see tits all day in all their mammarific majesty
Rachel Love does some gardening in the sunshine.
Joana spreads to to feel the cool breeze on her bare box.
Lisa, like most Busty Island Girls, likes to go au'naturale in nature.
Amber Brooks frolics in the sun and surf.
while I am at work, but I will tell you…there’s nothing like seeing them in all their splendor in the great outdoors. It’s just something about tits in the sunshine. It’s…dare I say it? Heavenly? The only thing that could make it better would be if they all simultaneously ripped their tops off. (Which they do, but only in my dirty mind. lol) So this morning when I got to work I decided to look around SCORELAND for some of my favorite big titters posing in the great outdoors. (Yes, I tackle some hard work at the start of my day! 😉 ) And so without further ado, I bring you TATAS IN THE SUNSHINE! Enjoy SCORELANDERS! xoxo, Maria
This is how all women should exercise in the Great Outdoors.
Lounging in the surf, Jessica Turner looks delicious!
If Merilyn Sakova waitressed at Hooters, I might think about going back there.
I was in Vegas this past weekend and decided to check out the Hooters Hotel, knowing it was probably a mistake. So I walked in, and 15 minutes later, I walked out because, just as I suspected, there were no big-hootered girls serving drinks or dealing cards at Hooters Hotel, which should never, ever be confused with Hooter Hotel (the DVD starring Karina Hart, Mandy Pearl, Kristy Klenot, Melissa Mandlikova, Katarina and Dominno).
If a restaurant is going to serve crappy wings, they could at least have built waitresses like Danielle Derek serving them.
Years ago, Hooters defended itself from the feminazis by arguing (tongue in cheek, I assume) that the restaurant’s name referred to the owl in its logo, not the hooters on its waitresses’ chests. Everyone had a good laugh, and life went on. But here’s the deal: They weren’t being dishonest! On the average day, you’re not gonna find many waitresses with big tits working at Hooters. This restaurant, and now the hotel, never ceases to be a disappointment for big-tit lovers.
I mean, really, have you ever seen a SCORE-built girl waitressing at Hooters? Angela White used to say she wanted to work at Hooters. Well, they wouldn’t hire her. Her tits are too big.
So next time you’re in Vegas, go to Hooters Hotel for the $3 blackjack, but don’t expect the dealer to have a rack. Of tits, I mean. Chips she’ll probably have. Yours.
Zoryna Dreams, her full bush and her Sci-Fi wardrobe do it for me.
Okay, so I will openly admit to being somewhat of a Trekkie.
Not your convention-going, costume-wearing Trekkie, but I do have a warm place in my heart for Sci-fi movies, the Star Wars franchise and Captain Kirk. (Yes, my favorite vintage episode of Star Trek is the Trouble With Tribbles one.)
Ever since I was a kid, I have had it in my mind that one day we will all be living in space and then, and I say this with a geek-like glee, all chicks will wear hot space-girl outfits and fuck in zero gravity! lol
I’ve always had a this fantasy image of a hot Sci-fi chick who wouldn’t want me to
Crystal Gunns could beam me up any day!
take her to my leader, but rather, would want me to take her to the nearest bedroom and fuck her senseless. (And as I type this, my mind wanders to the naughty place where I store mental images of Princess Leia in that slave outfit when she is taken captive by Jabba the Hut and that green Orion Slave girl that gets Captain Kirk all hot and bothered. lol)
I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s the whole “future” aspect of it, but space girls and Sci-fi vixens are hot to me. I’ve often thought that space girls and, of course, Princess Leia, are good jack material. (I think I used to masturbate to an old poster of Barbarella when I was in my teens! lol)
In fact, I think it would be smokin’ HOT if we did a girl-girl scene where the chicks were dressed up in Orion slave-girl outfits (Maybe even painted green!) or done up to look like Barbarella.
Don’t you?
But, then again, maybe it’s just my inner-geek coming through…
When a woman bites another woman's nipple, it's hot! Like Eden and Bozena in a girl-girl scene from the DVD Knockin' Nipples.
Okay, So I feel like right off the bat I need to put this little disclaimer out there…
I am NOT going to blog today from the perspective of the man-hating dyke.
I wanted to put that out there because:
1) I am not a dyke.
2) I challenge you to find someone who loves the baloney pony more that I do.
But I am going to blog as a woman who, from time to time, enjoys another woman. It doesn’t make me any less attracted to men, but honestly, you know how you get turned on when you see a hot chick? So do I. How about when you see two hot chicks doing slippery and nasty things to each other’s bodies? You get worked up, right? You want to be in that sticky, girl sandwich, right?
Rebecca and Holly gettin' it on by the pool is my favorite scene from Busty Snatch Club.
Um, yeah…me, too.
Now, some people will tell you that lesbian porn is all the same. Not true, say I.
Some of it is just plain awful. I know, I’ve seen it. It’s about as hot as lukewarm coffee and it pisses me off. No one wants to watch two women half-heartedly going at it. It’s not entertaining.In fact, I would rather watch golf on television than see terrible lezzie porn, and I fucking HATE golf on T.V. Ugh. Just the thought of it makes me shudder.
So what makes lezzie porn good? Well, to me, I think it’s the buildup. I am not so much interested in two women jack-hammering each other’s twats with plastic cocks or even fingers. I am not really even that interested in seeing them lick each other’s cunts. (Although none of this is bad at all. It’s just not my favorite
When Kelly Kay and Linsey Dawn bumped bosoms, it was HOT!
part.)
To me, the hottest thing about watching two big-titted lezzies go at it, is the boob-play. (And maybe some making out. Seriously, there is nothing sexier that two women making out, soft lips on soft lips, hands exploring each other…maybe even some soft, feminine moaning.) But overall, the boob-play makes it all happen for me.
I like to see two women caress each others breasts and maybe suckle one another. I like to watch some lite biting and maybe even some titty-slapping. I want them to mash each other’s tits together and tweak each other’s hard nips. This is
I dig that Kathy tweaks Linzi C.'s dugs in this shot. Why? Because I'm sure it feels good!
what makes it hot for me. Maybe because in my mind I think that women know how to push each others buttons and when they handle each others tits, they do so as if they were fondling their own breasts.
I’ve had this conversation with my guy friends and while some of them tell me that they prefer to see two chicks and a guy in a porno (Because all of them list a B/G/G threesome as their ultimate fantasy.), most of them agree that lesbian foreplay, especially tit-play, is the hottest stuff you can jack to.
But then again they all said that they could jack to just about anything, so they might not be the best people to ask. lol
Luckily, I can blog about it and get your opinions. So, let me have it, tit men. Are you into the lezzie porn? What makes it good for you? And what big titters would you like to see go at in the future?
And Exotica is the other half of my girl-on-girl wet dream.
Ines Cudna is one-half of my ultimate lesbian fantasy.
If you ask me, my fantasy lezzie mashup would involve Ines Cudna and Latina lovely, Exotica. Probably covered in oil and screaming all sorts of profanity and slutty raunchiness while tweaking each other’s nipples and makin’ out. YUM.
Titties, titties, titties…you gotta fuckin’ love them!
I know I do. I mean, they bounce, they jiggle, they’re squishy and full and sucking on them is sorta nutritious. You can slap ’em around and pinch ’em and they are great things to sandwich your hands or your cock between.
But you want to know what my favorite thing about big tits is?
MOTORBOATING THEM.
If you just stopped reading this and asked, “What’s that mean?” then you need to hang your head in shame and turn in your big-tit lover’s card. It’s been revoked!
Okay, not really, but that just means I will have to take this time to explain what motorboating is.
Unlike Elliot, the boob Jedi here at SCORE, I am not going to go into a very detailed explanation of the history of the term motorboat here. (Sorry Elliot, not knocking your research! lol) I’ll just explain where I first heard the term and then what it is.
There is a wonderful, little flick called Wedding Crashers and in it there is a scene where Owen Wilson’s character has just been come on to by smoking-hot cougar, Jane Seymour. Afterward, he meets up with his best bud, played by the always-funny Vince Vaughn and explains that this MILF just forced him to grope her breasts, Vince Vaughn says:
“Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What’d you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? [makes sputtering motorboat noise] You motorboatin’ son of a bitch! You old sailor you!”
Basically, what it means to motorboat a hot set of tits is when you wedge your face between them and either squeeze the tits firmly about your mug or have the woman, whom said tits belong to, squeeze them for you. Then you proceed to make a sputtering motor noise with your mouth and shake your head back and forth in her cleavage.
Infantile? Maybe. But I can’t tell you how much joy this brings me every time I do it to a big set of hooters. I can’t tell you how many strippers I’ve done this to, either.
But the funny thing is how many NORMAL, EVERY-DAY, AVERAGE WOMEN have let me do this to their tits, too. Or how many men and women have asked to do it to me. (In fact, I once hosted a charity booth for breast cancer where I let strangers motorboat me for $1 for a couple of hours. About $500 later, I came to terms with the power of the motorboat! lol) Maybe it’s because it was brought into the mainstream by Wedding Crashers, but you would be surprised how many people motorboat tits and how many big-titted women are okay with it. And seriously, in a world full of dirty, nasty sexual things that you CAN’T do in public, motorboating is just good, clean fun. lol
Luckily, I managed to get a shot of Renee Ross motorboating once of our studio lads to illustrate the proper way this should be done.
My advice, go out to your local bar or pool hall and find yourself a big-breasted babe. Buy her a drink and then, after you’ve exchanged the preliminaries and she is convinced you’re a great guy, ask her if you can motorboat her boobs. Now, it may not work all the time (Men have asked me and sometimes I have said no…but there are plenty of times I’ve said yes.), but chances are, she might say yes and you will get to mash your face into her sweet valley of tit-flesh.
And once you do, I suggest you hang on and ride the tide, you old sailors, you!
If you’ve ever wondered what a porn editor does all day…
Well, on this day, I walked onto the set where big-titted 50-year-old hottie Persia Monir was fucking and interviewed her while she had a cock in her pussy. The photographer didn’t seem to mind. The Stunt Cock didn’t seem to mind. Persia definitely didn’t seem to mind. I had trouble keeping the camera steady, but I mostly managed, I think. I’d never done this before.
Just minutes after I left, Persia took a cock in her ass on camera for the first time. You can see that–the professionally shot and edited version, of course–today at 50PlusMILFs.com.
You know, this beats interviewing sweaty, surly baseball players. Or working.
