Categories for Tit Tricks

Jogging her mammaries!

August 6, 2009 by Elliot James

A few weeks ago, Tom, one of our regular letter writers, sent an email for publication in “SCORE Card.” This letter was about a topic very near and dear to me and a lot of other boob-men.

“I know we’ve all seen this before: the big-titted girl who is running down the street late for an appointment. I see it a lot at airports. Unfortunately, that girl is always cognizant of the fact that she’s got a huge rack, and she runs with an arm covering her boobs so they don’t bounce. Ladies, it’s a blessing to have huge tits. Next time you’re running down the street (hopefully wearing something tight), please let your massive sweater melons fly. I like to watch.”

When I saw this video of Brandy Talore running (the perfect girl to ask to run), I knew I had to post it along with Tom’s letter. Like Tom, I love to see big-boobed girls walk, jog and run. I’ve been known to beg our studio for this. Years ago, I even used to hang out at the airport for the chance to see a busty girl jogging to the gate. The best sight is an airport runner wearing big heels or wedges and a tank top. It’s not the same as going to the gym or to an outdoor location to see girls running because most of them are all strapped in by their sports bra, and there’s little boob-bouncing quotient (an actual mathematical formula used by bra developers. Remind me to blog about that one day.).

My only suggestion would be for the videographer to get closer next time and try to record the model’s breathing with an attached microphone.

I can also happily live with an arm-swinging power walker. She doesn’t have to run or jog! But please, leave the bra at home!

Alexa: Fresh Euro bouncing boobs

August 4, 2009 by Elliot James

Since American companies are not permitted to photograph foreign models on U.S. soil anymore, we could just stick to our own backyard to find new models. But historically, many of SCORE’s best models are not Americans. So now we’re doing a lot more traveling instead of bringing models in, either going to a model’s country or going to any number of Caribbean islands near Florida. It’s a lot more expensive, but the results are usually worth it. One of the latest foreign models to hit SCORELAND is Alexa, a German living in Berlin. She was photographed in Prague (a 20-minute plane ride for Alexa; a 12-hour flight for our photographer Jose and his crew).

In this video, Alexa shows exactly why she causes traffic accidents (and spinal and neck injuries) when she crosses the street. Alexa has an awesome body, and she’s a natural born boob-flaunter.

Another excellent reason besides the beer to keep going to Europe.

Things you want girls to do with their tits

July 31, 2009 by Elliot James
Alexa was made for the camera.

Alexa was made for the camera.

The Net is much cooler than TV. Because no one ever created a “back at ya” button for TV. Although people can write or phone a television station, they generally don’t because TV has trained us for generations to be a passive audience. But on the Net, real interaction is possible.

So I have a question.

It would be a great world if you could just walk up to a girl and ask her to play with her tits, and then she did. But that will never happen. So let’s say a big-boobed model is coming into SCORELAND for the day and you could ask her to do one thing with her ta-tas while you videotaped her for less a minute. What would it be? Try on a tight top? Stiffen her nipples? Jiggle or shake them? Slap them together? Jump up and down?

What would you have her do? Let us know, and we’ll see if we can make it happen. And don’t forget to tell us who you want to do it, too.

Me? I’d have her self-suck her nipples.

Scarlett Rouge: What a knockout!

July 31, 2009 by Maria

Hey, tit-lovers! Yesterday was another exciting day for me at the office because I got to hang out with newcomer Scarlett Rogue, a buxom, blonde hottie from Buffalo, New York. I got to follow her around all day with our videographer, Jose, and I even scored a video interview with her while she was doing her first XXX scene EVER!!!! (I know…my job is tough. How do I ever get through the day, having to hang out with a bombshell with 38E guns? lol) Scarlet loves sports. We talked football, rugby (yes, she plays rugby!) and boxing. She even gave me a demo of her boxing prowess, and it didn’t hurt that her tits were practically popping out of her top at the time. Trust me when I say that if you ever have to get your ass kicked by a chick, make sure she has big tits! Who wouldn’t want to get a stacked smack-down? But you don’t have to imagine what Scarlett looks like when she is topless and throwing punches because I had Lester, our video editor, edit a video of Scarlett showing you her jab and her jugs! Check it out below!

-Maria

PS: BONUS! At the beginning of the video you see Renee Ross, one of our new exclusive V-Mag girls! What can I say? It’s SCORELAND…this place is crawling with big-titted chicks!

PPS: It was Scarlett’s birthday yesterday! This cutie turned 20! Happy Birthday, Scarlett!

Two sets of funbags, plenty of headroom!

July 27, 2009 by Dave

“What do you think would happen,” I said to Daphne Rosen and super-stacked newcomer Angel Gee, “if the two of you stood nipple-to-nipple? Think a person’s head would fit under there?”

Daphne and Angel looked at each other and giggled. Then Daphne, always a trooper, said, “Let’s find out!” They were getting ready to fuck for an upcoming SCORE feature, but they had a few minutes to kill and…hey, why not?

By the way, Daphne’s the brunette and Angel’s the blonde (and SCORELAND is the only place you’ll see her, solo and fucking). Enjoy!

Destiny jumps and you jack!

July 20, 2009 by Maria

Hi everyone! Guess what I’ve got for you today? More new boobs! (It would be a violation of boob law if I didn’t share them with you, so here they are.) These tits belong to Ohio-born Destiny Rose, a new babe who’s coming soon to SCORELAND. She’s a redhead, and I don’t know about you guys, but I have a special place in my heart for redheads with nice knockers. (I attribute my love of top-heavy carrot tops to my fascination with Ginger from Gilligan’s Island. I always wanted to see her topless.) So what happens within a minute of chatting with this naughty, little ginger? She’s doing naked jumping jacks, that’s what! This is the kind of exercise I love! (Especially since I don’t have to break a sweat and I get to see tits going up and down, up and down!) Enjoy this corn-fed cutie! I’ll bring you more of her soon.

-Maria

New editor gets perks…and perky tits, too!

July 20, 2009 by Maria
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Renee Ross's giant, natural tits. I copped a feel of those puppies!

New editors get lots of perks…and perky tits to boot! Being an editor at SCORE, there’s never a dull moment. There’s always something happening, and it’s usually pretty great.

For example: I am the newly appointed editor of Voluptuous magazine. That in and of itself is awesome. But on my first day on the job, what should happen? Well, there’s a new girl in the studio, and her tits are phenomenal! I am talking about the kind of tits that make you drool a little, they’re that big and ripe. Her name is Renee Ross, and she has these jugs that just keep going and going. One nice thing about being a chick and getting to hang around all these SCORE and Voluptuous sweeties and their hooters is that the girls never mind if I cop a feel. In fact, they encourage it. It’s a girl thing, I guess. It usually happens when I ask them how big their tits are. They smile and say, “Want to feel them?” (I can’t lie, my job is awesome!) And Renee offered her boobs up to my hand inspection ASAP. So not only did I get to squeeze these melons, but I also pilfered a shot of her rack to share on the blog with you guys. (I might get in trouble for this, but if you were sitting on a pic of these tits, you’d post it, too!) Look out for Renee, and if I can get my hands on more pics, I’ll post them!

-Maria

P.S.: I managed to convince Dave, who is now my accomplice in leaking Renee’s tits to you, to get me a video of Renee so I could post it on the blog.You’ll thank me for this one! Watch how Renee gets into her shirts…you have to see it to understand why it’s so awesome.