Categories for Tit Tricks

Slippery nipples

April 29, 2018 by Elliot James

Oil and big tits: an unbeatable combination. Over the years, we’ve gotten hundreds of emails and letters asking to see the girls douse themselves in oil.

“Use baby oil more often,” S.W. wrote in 2009. “The light reflecting on a pair of huge boobs is gorgeous.”

Milly Marks gets plenty slippery today, covering her traffic-stopping body with oil.

Baby oil was invented for special girls like Milly Marks. It’s the only reason we can think of. There’s nothing else the stuff is good for.

Wrote J.H. after the 2017 Voluptuous  contest winners were announced, “Congratulations to all of the winners of the 2017 Voluptuous  Awards, especially Milly Marks, who got my vote for Newcomer of the Year and XXX Performer of the Year and has already clinched my vote for 2018 Model of the Year and XXX Performer of the Year. More proof that Milly will go down as one of the greatest V-Girls ever.”

Pour it on.

We could play “Guess Whose Tits,” but I don’t think you’d get this one

February 23, 2018 by Dave

She wants you to cum on these naturals.

That’s because the girl whose tits you’re looking at has appeared only once at XLGirls.com, and that was in a boy-girl scene with a big, black cock. That’s an unusual way for a girl to make her debut, especially a girl who says she used to be shy. Not anymore.

Her name: Mischievous Kitty.

Her tits: G-cup naturals.

Her nipples: pierced.

Her pussy: slightly hairy. Not a big bush but some bush.

Today at XLGirls.com, she goes solo.

Wrote Kitty admirer Alphaholic One, “I can tell truly tell you that XLGirls and SCORE have truly proven themselves to be dedicated to finding the very finest in BBW performers. I must say: She is not the average big-tittie girl as she has proven to actually have an intriguing sense of humor and winsome personality that makes her work truly shine.”

Thanks, Alphaholic One, although we won’t be seeing Kitty in SCORE. She’s a plumper all the way!

Got milk for Princess Pumpkins?

January 5, 2018 by Elliot James

Peaches and cream blonde Princess Pumpkins gives her big tits a milk bath. Chicks tell us that there are chemicals in milk that are good for their skin. It must be true if hot Egyptian babe Cleopatra used to do it.

Before the milk spill begins, 50-28-43 Princess displays boob gymnastics that can’t be described. They must be seen.

When I used to see the big-bust features like Colt 45 and Deena Duos do their shows at strip clubs in the ’90s, they would perform boob moves like the hat trick on-stage. Princess would be a gold medalist in this sport if a new version of the Boob Olympics was held, with or without the pitchers of milk. “I’m not really into sports…unless you consider female Jello wrestling a sport,” webcam girl Princess said. “That’s just hot!”

Pumpkins and milk.

 

Guess whose tits?

August 5, 2017 by Dave

She’s a real Star.

I think you probably know who this is. You guys always amaze me with your ability to identify models without looking at their faces. And since this newcomer has a new photo set and video going up today at SCORELAND, I don’t want to keep you guessing. So click on the photo or check the tags below and you’ll have your answer.

But you should know.

Now that’s impressive!

June 28, 2017 by Dave

It’s not often that you see a girl lying on her side and self-sucking.

A girl self-sucking her tits is one of my favorite things. Here, Canada’s Smiley Emma takes a deep self-suck. The photos and video go live today at XLGirls.com.

Self-suckers are rare and beautiful. A girl has to have big, fat naturals in order to suck her tits. They also have to be pliable so she can raise her nipple or nipples to her mouth. Any list of the greatest self-suckers ever has to include Emma, Sarah Rae, Gya Roberts, Cassitty (who once hands-free self-sucked both her tits while bouncing up and down on a cock, a feat that has never been equalled) and Autumn-Jade.

Who’s on your list?

I once saw public self-sucking. I told the story here. Nearly 30 years later, it remains one of my fondest big-boob memories.

Micky Bells visits the gym

June 15, 2017 by Elliot James

Micky Bells goes to the gym, and what makes that special is not her pussy and masturbation (although Micky does have a special pussy). What makes it special is when Micky takes her big boobs out of her top and works out so they bounce up and down. Some of this breast action was filmed in slow-motion. I wonder if there’s some way to produce electricity from all that kinetic energy.

I’ve been reviewing videotapes from the ’90s that were digitized, and in these SCORE Classics, there are a number of workout scenes in gyms or outdoors, including swimming pools. Nude workouts were a very popular subject. The girls were not just doing poses, they were doing calisthenics and other exercises naked or topless. Workout videos were big in the mainstream, too, back then. It seemed like every hot-at-the-time celebrity (actress Victoria Principal, Jane Fonda, Carmen Electra) was promoting one. No guy buying one of those workout videos ever said, “A gift for my girlfriend? No, this is for jacking.”

I asked new mommy Micky about her own workouts. Everyone wants to help her and offers to spot her. Real friendly people at her fitness center.

Bells are ringing and clapping

My favorite photo in today’s Demmy Blaze posting at SCORELAND

March 18, 2017 by Dave

This photo has it all: eye contact; boob and nipple texture, her tongue licking her nipple, her big naturals overflowing her hands. I think the nipple texture is my favorite part. That and the licking. And the eye contact. Today at SCORELAND along with a bonus video of Demmy taking selfies.

The Boob Shelf: Maybe my favorite pose for naturals

March 1, 2017 by Dave

Natasha's shelf overflows.

Maya's top shelf.

What is it about “The Boob Shelf,” in which a busty girl places her forearm under her big naturals and lets them spill over it, that makes it one of my favorite poses?

Two things, I think:

1. She seems to be offering up her tits to us, as in, “Here, suck these.”

2. Subconsciously, our minds realize that the girl is doing something most girls can’t do. Most girls can’t make their forearms disappear under their tits. If they placed their forearms under their tits, we’d see a lot of forearm and very little tit. What Natasha Sweet and Maya Milano are accomplishing–yes, I said accomplishing–in these photos is simply beyond belief.

Call is The Boob Shelf. Call it Spillage. Whatever. When a girl can do this, you know she’s packing. Here, both girls are packing G-cups.

What’s your favorite boob pose?