I don’t know for sure who invented the string bikini, the one item all SCORE and Voluptuous girls should pack in their suitcases (besides their bras, tank tops and booty shorts). Whoever created this wearable dental floss, I’d like to shake their hand for bringing happiness to the world. Some sources claim the inventor of the string bikini was a Brazilian fashion model named Rose de Primallio who sewed one quickly for a photo shoot. Another story is that a public relations man and his wife had a designer create a string bikini in 1974 for a show during the opening of a shopping center in the French Quarter of New Orleans.
Ooops, fall out alert!
Another perfect bikini body.
Seeing as how Brazil is the center of the universe for the skimpiest, tiniest bikinis girls have worn in public, I’d go with the Brazilian fashion model backstory. String bikinis and extreme bikinis represent all that is good, wholesome and healthy. Before I go to sleep and when I wake up, I give thanks for a.) big boobs and b.) string bikinis. Behind every woman wearing a burka is a woman eager to try on a string bikini. They might even be wearing string bikinis under their burkas and no one would ever know. Check out SCORELAND for more bikini busties.
This is the best dress for a busty girl to wear. In my opinion. It’s also called a T-shirt dress or tube dress. Every girl should own at least one and wear it a lot. Simple, tight, short and body-hugging. No ruffles, ridges, belts, buttons or any other kind of crap hanging on it. Goes on fast and comes off even faster. Merilyn and Candace Von wear this kind of dress really well. They’d probably start a riot if they walked down a crowded street dressed like this, especially Merilyn’s see-through number. It couldn’t get any shorter. I think every model should bring this kind of dress to the studio for at least one shoot.
The July ’08 issue of SCORE included a special 32-page bonus magazine with 3D layouts of Christy Marks, Janet Jade, Crystal Gunns, Summer Sinn, Kylee Nash and Victoria Lane popping their tits right at ya. Better than Avatar, in my opinion, and no blue tits. It was our only 3D publication ever. If you missed it, we still have a few copies left of the July ’08 issue, or get this 3D magazine free with the purchase of two back issues of any SCORE Group magazines. SCORE 3D glasses are included. Supplies are extremely low, and once they’re gone, that’s it. Visit the eBoobStore.com or call 1-800-421-0760 within the USA and Canada, 305-662-5959 elsewhere.
Watch the commercial Summer and I made that aired during half-time at last year’s Super Bowl. People thought that the Janet Jackson Super Bowl incident was over the top. We showed ’em how to really do it.
Sometimes, the less said the better. So, I’m going to remind you that Stephanie Stalls, one of my favorite newer SCORE Girls, can be seen in hardcore action right now at SCORELAND. And I’m also going to let you in on the previously-unknown fact that she’s one of the stars of an upcoming XXX DVD based on SCOREtv. And I could say more, but what’s the point when anything I could say would be trumped by this video? So enjoy.
Think it's that vitamin-rich Czech beer? Could be.
Some girls don’t get enough praise. I have three right here who deserve a hunka burning love.
Jennifer Vokova and Ivy Darmon: a couple of cleavage-carrying Czech curvettes. I don’t know how long they plan to model, but I hope they stick around for a while.
Britain's Cathy tasted Super Maxi.
Born to bare it.
Tatiana Blair, a homegrown California cutie. (If we ever wanted to do a Snookie take-off, Tatiana gets my vote to play her.) So show the love. Appreciate them while you have ’em. Because your encouragement gives a model positive energy. It doesn’t cost anything, just a couple of minutes of finger time.
I have some birthday shout-outs this week. Women who understand what a man and his prostate needs. Cynthia Flowers and Persia Monir were born on Sept. 27. Cathy Barry and Bozena were born on Sept. 28. LaTina and Lovely Libra were born on Sept. 29. Jada Deville was born on Sept. 30. Natalie Fiore on October 2. Veronica Vaughn’s birthday is Oct. 3. Happy birthday, ladies. keep it up.
There are many health benefits to wearing a wet T-shirt. These benefits don’t apply to everyone, of course. Guys should not wear wet T-shirts because it’s disgusting and makes me sick. The main beneficiaries of wearing wet T-shirts are, of course, women with big boobs. Let me explain the physics behind this.
When it’s very hot out, the body can overheat, and that can be dangerous. Wearing a wet T-shirt can prevent heat exhaustion or stroke. You see, as the water in the fibers of a wet T-shirt evaporate, a cooling effect from the evaporation is created as the heat energy is transferred from the breasts to the water-soaked cloth. This cools the body down safely. A side-effect is that this cooling action also hardens the nipples. I look upon this as beneficial also since it may increase production of the hormone Oxytocin, the “feel-good” chemical, which can make a girl feel horny. The tighter the T-shirt, the better the cooling effect since there is no trapped warm air between the skin and the shirt.
Enough to make a grown man cry like a wuss.
So I urge girls to wear wet and tight T-shirts as often as possible, especially during hot weather or if they take public transportation where it can get really hot. I was in London a few years ago and rode the tube, and let me tell you, it was like an oven down there because there’s no air-conditioning. I urged some of the girls waiting for the train to wear wet T-shirts and carry spray bottles filled with ice water. They looked at me like I was crazy. The British are a stubborn people.
I could watch Natalie shower all day. I'd bring lunch with me.
This video isn’t about me. It’s about Sienna Hills. But this Blog entry is about me.
I am often asked, “Dave, how do you sit there and interview a girl while she’s giving a blow job or playing with her tits?”
And I often answer, “I don’t know.”
I am often asked, “Dave, don’t you want to whip it out and join in?”
And I often answer, “Yes, but I am a professional.”
I am the guy who sits and watches other men get blow jobs. I’m worse than a wing man. A wing man at least has a shot at getting laid.
But then, I do get to watch girls giving blow jobs (and playing with their tits and pussies), and there are worse things in the world. As Cookie, Woody Allen’s hooker in Deconstructing Harry, says, “It beats waitressing.”
So, to answer the headline question, in this video, Blog favorite Sienna sucks then talks then sucks then talks then sucks again. So actual words don’t come out of her mouth when the cock is going into her mouth. This video also features a saliva string, something not seen often in Blog videos. Over at XLGirls.com today, Sienna is wearing the exact same dress she’s wearing in this video and sucking and fucking the exact same cock. There are some great photos in which her mouth is so full of cock meat, it looks like her cheeks are about to burst. She wraps her tits around his cock while she’s sucking it, too, which is always a nice touch. Then he fucks her and cums in her pussy. That’s right: an internal cum shot at XLGirls.com.
Photos today, video tomorrow. And if you’re ever in Little Rock, Arkansas, visit Sienna’s store at 7307 Kanis Rd. She’s usually there Monday through Friday from nine to five. Drop by. Buy the latest issue of SCORE or V-Mag. Check out Sienna’s tits. Tell her you enjoyed watching her suck cock and taking a cream pie at XLGirls.com. I’m sure she’ll thank you for the compliment.
I want to make a few things very clear about the illustration above:
NO one grabs my tits at work.
The above is a LAW…unless it’s a hot chick, then it is OKAY.
If Dave and Elliot EVER do this is in REAL LIFE, I would knock them both out.
These things being said, I took a long time thinking about whether or not to post this piece of fan art by our friend H.D. from Germany. I thought to myself, “Self, are we sending out the message that we grope each other here at SCORE? That it is okay to grope me?” After much deliberation and heckling from the staff here, I decided to laugh it off and post this picture. As always, I am very impressed by H.D.’s talent. I also think that Dave looks a little bit elf’ish and that Elliot looks a little bit like a Vulcan, but that makes the tit-groping part more bearable. lol
However, I prefer when H.D. draws me solo, like in the photo below. I would like to thank him for the belt, which I love! And also for the gratuitous hard nipples, which really give the drawing a little extra something, I think. 🙂
Enjoy this fan art and for all of you artists out there, we encourage that you send your art in!
For some reason, the male students were always dropping their pencils in Karla James' classes.
Kali's favorite class was anatomy.
Karina Hart attended one of the rare schools where G-strings were part of the uniform.
This public safety announcement is brought to you by SCORELAND and the SCORE Girls. As hard as it is to believe, school is back in session in many parts of the world (isn’t the new school year supposed to start after Labor Day?). Please drive safely, pay attention to all traffic signs and study SCORELAND every day. You might not learn your ABCs, but you will learn your Ds. And double-Ds. And Fs. And Gs. And so on.
Merilyn Sakova could never understand why the other students had to study so hard to get straight A's.
Janet Jade graduated at the head of her class.
SaRenna Lee in the hottest teacher pictorial ever. See it now at SaRennasWorld.com.
Merilyn has a special way of guiding the cue stick.
I was thinking the other day of the sport or game that looks the hottest and horniest when a busty girl is playing it.
You don't have a chance. Daphne knows how to handle a ball or two.
I considered basketball because of all that dribbling and bouncing. Baseball is too static. Football, maybe, but they’re all armored-up. I admit lingerie football seems to have some popularity lately on TV. Bowling was a possibility. My mind’s in the gutter anyway. So was trampolining, hula-hooping, tennis and volleyball.
Jada DeVille usually loses her shirt at the table.
Then I decided. Pool. Get a big-boobed babe to lean forward and slide that stick between her fingers and you have the secret to a great pool game.
Christy is too much of a concentration breaker.
She’s bent over. She’s angling her body in lots of decorative positions. And if she’s wearing a low-cut top, you get those unforgettable, hunched-over visuals.
Here are some examples of the SCORE way to rack ’em up.
