I like the simple pleasures in life. That includes activities with the SCORELAND Girls. Walking. Jogging. Dressing. Riding a bike. Driving. I especially like dressing room photos and vids. The simple act of a girl dressing or undressing makes me very happy. Slipping an extremely tight tank-top over 44 inches of heavenly breasts. Struggling to cover a sexy bubble-butt with a pair of booty shorts. The little inch-by-inch wiggling as she works to put on that skin tight tube-dress.
Karen Fisher puts on her bra.
I could watch Minka change all day.
The final few jiggles of her boobs to settle them comfortably into her brassiere cups. The many unique ways a model can put on her bra, like last week’s Karla James video. Slipping into high heels, which gives them that little arch in the small of their backs and pushes their tushies out. The forward bend-over to slip on panties. I liked how Karen Fisher hooked her bra in the front at her waist, then spun the bra around to slip her tits into the cups. One of my favorite SCORE pictorials was a reverse-strip by Dixie Bubbles in January 1999. Instead of the usual undressing set, Dixie got out out of bed and dressed to leave the house.
Southern charmer Dixie Bubbles
I don’t think I could trust myself to own my own lingerie store. I’d wind up putting cameras and peep-holes in the dressing booths, and I’d get into trouble when someone found out. So I don’t need to see all kinds of insane shit to get a boner and that endorphin brain rush. Just give me the right girls in a dressing room or shower and I’m satisfied. The simple things in life work for me.
One of my favorite things about Samantha 38G is her sense of humor. She loves to laugh. And when she laughs, her 38 G guns undulate. 🙂
(Yes, I said, undulate. I love that word.)
Anyhow, back to Samantha…
When she was here filming the new DVD K-Jugs, there was so much backstage footage of her on-set shenanigans that we compiled this little clip for you guys of her massive guns and her charm. That’s right, boys. We are showcasing wits and tits here!
Our cameraman Lester got this footage of Sam getting dressed for a scene, and I have to say that Samantha looks very hot in red. And that this red top that she is wearing must be made of space-age polyfibers because it withstands the weight and stretch of her cannons. According to Sam, she wears this top out on dates. All I can say is that if I were a guy and I picked Sam up and she was in this top…oooh weeeee…I think my motor skills would be compromised for the entire night. Who could concentrate or even converse with a valley of cleavage like this staring you in the face?
Sigh.
Check out the very hot Samantha 38G and then you get down on your knees and give thanks for leopard panties, big tits, the color red and stretchy tops.
The new XL Girls movie K-Jugs is here, and it stars RENEE ROSS! (Who you know is one of my faves.) While we were filming this stacktacular masterpiece, we had Lester, our infamous cameraman, follow all the girls around on the set, and he had some pretty great moments with the likes of Ms. Ross, Samantha 38G, Bailey Santanna, Brandy Ryder, Reyna Mae and Jade Parker.
We will be unveiling some of his footage throughout the week so all of you guys can get an idea of what it was like on the set. (We always try to give our guys some funny backstage/blooper stuff.)
K-Jugs was the brainchild of one of our readers, who wrote in and gave us the idea for the flick in the SCORE Scriptwriting contest. So we got some hot busties together, and they went to town doing raunchy XXX. And just like that, our reader’s fantasy came true.
Yes, SCORE is like Make A Wish for boob guys. lol
Here’s my synopsis of K-Jugs:
Sam and Renee play rival DJs at a station called K-JUGS.
Renee fucks.
Sam fucks.
Sam and Renee fuck each other! 🙂
There are big tits all over the place.
Bailey Santanna fucks.
And she gets cum all over her face. (Yay!)
Reyna and Brandy get hot and sticky in a four-way.
Jade Parker’s in this flick, too.
And guess what? She fucks!
Bang. Bang. Bang. Boobs. Moneyshot.
And we all cum happily ever after.
The end.
Sigh. Don’t you just love happy endings? lol
And now some fine backstage footage of the one, the only Renee Ross. (Also a cameo by the hotness that is Samantha 38G.)
Enjoy it boys! And look for K-Jugs at the eBoobStore this Friday!
Taylor Wane has the wet dream nurse down to a science.
This letter was published in “Scorecard” #45 back in 2001. It’s one of those topics that never gets dated. At first, letter writer Paul admits it was originally a complaint, but then he does a complete 180.
“As a devotee since 1997, you never stop amazing me with the quality of big titters. But this was going to be a letter of complaint regards the insult to my profession as a nurse. We try to destroy the myth that nurses are sex objects and are therefore the fantasy of men. As a man, I also have the fact that most people think that male nurses are gay. We are not. When I saw the pictorial of Linsey as a nurse, I thought, ‘Oh my God.’ Perfection. Words do not express what happened down below but it was a while before it returned to normal. So maybe I was being a prude. All I can say is would you mind asking SaRenna if she would do a nurse’s pictorial as she is my favorite model of all time.”
This in no way realistically depicts the nursing profession. Unfortunately.
The sexy nurse theme isn’t just used by horny publishers and movie studios. I was reading in a newspaper that the owners of Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, Arizona, filed a federal lawsuit against a new Delray Beach, Florida restaurant called Heart Stoppers, claiming that the Florida place is using the medical themes that Heart Attack Grill says it originated. It’ll be interesting to see how this case plays out. It seems to me that the costumed server theme is kinda universal. There have to be restaurants somewhere with waitresses dressed as cheerleaders or plaid-skirted co-eds. In Japan, there are cafes that feature waitresses dressed as French maids.
I love Jezhabelle, but this uniform was too baggy so it didn't make my top five.
Going back to Paul’s letter, A.) I never thought of male nurses as being gay and I didn’t know that people in general do, as Paul claims. B.) I absolutely do think of female nurses, in general, as sex objects. In my own life, I’ve never had a nurse who came close to looking like any of our models, regardless of the uniform. (Probably some lucky dudes have.) But I have seen some sensational-looking clerical staffers in various doctors’ offices. Maybe our friend Renee Ross, who says she wears scrubs in her job as a post-op nurse, will comment about Paul’s statements.
We don’t do lots of nurse-themed shoots. I wish we did more. My own top five SCORELAND nurses are 1) Cindy Cupps; 2) Autumn-Jade; 3) Cherry Brady; 4) Romina Lopez; and 5) Taylor Wane from March ’05 SCORE. Jezhabelle only made runner-up because her uniform was too loose-fitting and she was undressed by the fourth photo in the pictorial. Some nurse sets shot in England with Nicole Peters, Denise Davies and Linsey didn’t work for me at all because the girls wore real British nurse uniforms that couldn’t be any less sexless, not the over-the-top, costume-shop nurse uniforms and FM shoes that even the Heart Attack Grill and Heart Stoppers “nurses” probably would never wear.
I wonder if Paul is still reading SCORE and if he’s approved of all the nurse pictorials that we’re published since he wrote us in 2001. I hope to think so.
Deserves an award for all-time sleaziest nurse outfit.
Dave with Renee. I am sure he is giving her skating tits, er, tips. lol
Something is always going down in the SCORE offices. Sometimes, you walk into the kitchen and there’s a big-titter at your table, eating some lunch, and her cleavage is burning a hole in your retinas. Sometimes you walk into an empty office and there’s a super-titter on the desk, spread eagle and in the middle of a photo shoot. And sometimes you are walking down the hallway and you almost get run over by mega-titter Renee Ross on roller skates. And in booty shorts, too.
Yes…SCORE is sometimes like Xanadu, but with more tits.
Here is what I can tell you about Renee. She is one of THE sweetest ladies you will ever meet. She is very funny and personable. She loves to laugh and it comes across whenever she is on set. And she is pretty great on roller skates. She was so excited to roller skate around our offices and do tricks for everyone watching that we found ourselves watching her roll around for quite some time. And when I say WE, I mean practically everyone in our office. Renee is easy on the eyes but bad for work productivity. lol
The only way this would be better is if Renee was naked! 🙂
We all secretly hoped Renee fell…on top of one of us so we'd be victims of a tit collision. YUM.
Renee rolls by our video editor/cameraman, Lester. Just another day in the office...
With tits like that, I'd play rollerderby with Renee anyday!
So check out this video of Renee on her skates because it’s Thursday, and on Friday we like to have fun! 🙂
Hope everyone has a smashing weekend and that all of you curl up with a sexy busty, too!
That is why whenever I get a chance to see a hot girl work out in tight pants and a tiny top she is spilling out of, I do. (Because I totally agree…exercise is important. lol)
So, when I had a chance to catch up with Kaytee Carter and she told me that she loves to do yoga, I figured why not get her to do some for the blog? And of course, she did it in a tiny sports bra and then, eventually, topless. Now, I am not a yogi, or, um, a yoga master. Hell, I don’t even like yogurt! But I’ll tell you what…watching this chick bend into all sorts of positions and hearing her little satisfied grunts as she stretched her hot bod, well, it got my heart rate going! (And I am sure that it will get your heart rate going, too!)
I have a special place in my heart for the busties who love yoga. Chloe Vevrier is a yoga fanatic and even did some yoga for our lensmen when she was filming On Location Key Largo. And Christy Marks is a yoga lover, too! She can bend herself into an incredible fuck pretzel at the drop of a hat. You have to respect a woman who says, “Hey, look at my tits…and watch me put my legs behind my head.” (Kinda makes you wish all chicks could do that, eh?) Chicks that like yoga should wear shirts that say, “Fuck me, I’m limber!”
So, what did we learn today, guys?
1) Exercise is important.
2) Girls should work out topless.
3) Girls who do yoga are good lays.
Enjoy this exercise video. Well, jackcercise video, anyway. lol
How’s it hangin’, boob lovers? I am back with NEW BOOBS for your VIEWING (and boner-whacking) pleasure.
(Don’t you just love new boobs? It’s like Christmas every time we get new boobies in the studio!)
These lovely jugs belong to a very hot, caramel-skinned lovely named Lady Spyce. Lady is part African-American, White and Cherokee Indian. (I mistakenly thought that she was a Latina when I first saw her, though. It’s her lovely tan skin and her amazing dark nipples that threw me off.) She is from the San Fernando Valley, California and when she is not doing adult stuff (she is a rising porn star), she goes to school and studies business. (Beauty and brains and boobs. The three B’s of babe-ness.)
By now, you should know that I love sports almost as much as I love stacked chicks and so I was pleasantly surprised when Lady turned out to be a Lakers fan. (Or so she claimed on her model questionnaire when she first arrived in our studios.) Sometimes girls say that they love sports and when I ask them about the teams that they like, or who plays on said teams, they can only name one player. (Usually the hunky one who gets all the press.) Well, Lady turned out to be quite the sports buff. In fact, after this interview, we talked about the Lakers at length and she had a lot to say. I don’t know about you guys, but I think it’s HOT when a chick is sports savvy. I mean, don’t you want to be able to take a busty babe to a game and have her enjoy it as much as you do? As a busty gal who loves sports, most of the guys I date say that my knowledge of teams and players is a turn-on.
And I must say that Lady’s tits are a turn-on, too. They are full and her areolae are nice and dark. She says she is sporting a DDD-cup, but I’m going to say that she is probably a full E-cup. And I would also like to point out that when she first gets up in this video and we see her heaving bosom practically popping out of this top…it’s pretty much perfect.
Enjoy Lady and her lush titties and stay tuned for more with this sexy West Coast babe.
Back in Cologne, Germany, Annina held her first SCORE mag, May '08.
When I did the first “Girls holding magazines” BLOG article, Jack commented: “I agree that having a model hold up her SCORE pictorial brings everything full circle. Interesting to see that each model is smiling and proudly displaying her pictorial. I believe this brings back the human element and establishes the sense of realism. I hope you keep doing this practice. Just call me old school.”
Down under, Angela White holds Voluptuous down under.
Emily Cartwright in Preston, England with Oct. '08 V-Mag.
For this blog, we go full circle, to use Jack’s term, with another collection of SCORELANDbabes holding up their stuff with a look in their eyes that says, “I did that!”
I have to say that I’d rather see the girls in this kind of picture wearing a sexy, low-cut top or dress rather than naked. I know that sounds crazy. Yet there’s something really beyond words about a photo of a naked woman, like Brittany O’Neil here, happily holding up a magazine with a picture of her with a cock thrusting inside her from the movie SCORE Xtra #10. She looks proud. And I’m happy she’s proud.
Who holds the record for the most photos of holding up stuff?
Brittany O'Neil at SCORE with May '04 SCORE.
Renee in the SCORE Studio.
It’s probably Angela White, shown above with the December ’04 Voluptuous. Since the beginning, she’s sent us photos from her crib in Australia holding mags, DVDs, her 2007 V-Mag Model of the Year award, shirts, all kinds of goodies. Hey, Angela, how many magazine covers have you been on since 2003?
There is something about a curvy chick in full-on pinup attire that does something for me. Maybe it’s that as a child, I watched a lot of old movies on public television (We didn’t have cable until the ’90s at my house), and that included lots of old movies with Jayne Mansfield, Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe. I became obsessed with women in cute, little outfits that showed lots of leg and ample bosom. They didn’t appear slutty to me, but rather, they were curvaceous, classy women who seemed to always be
London looks like a curvaceous calendar girl in this outfit.
Daphne may not be showing a lot of skin, but there is no denying her curves in this retro outfit.
having the time of their lives and could walk into a room and instantaneouly hold the attention of everyone there.They oozed this confident, semi-cheeky sensuality that I thought was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
In fact, I remember finding a box of slides once in my grandfather’s study, and it was full of half-naked pinups. And although I was old enough to know that these were “dirty pictures,” I was fascinated by these sexy women. I thought that they were amazing in their lingerie and garters. It made such an impression on me that I would, in my adult years, go on to dress this way for fancy events. To me, pinup style is the epitome of hot. I think it’s, well, the cat’s meow. 😉
This shot moved me so much that it landed Hillary the cover of the Dec. '09 issue of V-mag.
Maybe this is why when I do photo edits here at SCORELAND, the pics that I love most are the ones that channel that old Hollywood style I have come to equate with smoldering sexuality. In fact, when doing the photo edits for Voluptuous‘ December 2009 issue, I came across this shot of Hillary Hooterz, who just so happened to be debuting in said issue. When my art director Vanessa and I took a closer look, we both knew that this was THE shot, and we put it on the cover.
Just take a look at Hillary’s beautiful face and heaving cleavage spilling out of that blouse and showing just a peek of her polka-dotted bra. This shot, at least to me, teases and tantalizes and is probably hotter than if she had just posed topless. There is something about a woman who can show her curves and do it in such a way that even though she is fully clothed, you get just as horny as if she were naked. That’s the allure of pinup style, and whenever I see a girl dressed this way (Even when they are dressed in more of a Rockabilly style, which is, like, pinups with lots of tattoos), I am instantly drawn to her.
Just thought I’d share, considering that I confess most of my rack ruminations on here. Are you guys into pinups as much as I am?
When it comes to the girls’ wardrobes, I know a lot of people like to see them in the kind of outfits a girl wears in “real life” (the mall, a restaurant, the park), but my own personal preference is costume play, aka “cos play.” Maybe that’s because I lived down the block from a strip club during my formative years. We did a survey on SCORELAND not long ago, asking “What is your favorite fantasy girl?”
Cherry Brady: heavy-hanging angel of mercy.
Sexy teacher was #1 with 47% of 1000 polled while sexy nurse was second with 33%. For me, it’s nurse and maid. I had only a couple of hot teachers my whole life; the rest were ugly, old meanies. So I have a hard time relating. But I’ve known hot nurses and hot maids. Sexist? Of course. I fully admit it.
Carolyn Monroe cures this sicko on SCORELAND.
There’s a restaurant in Tempe, Arizona called the Heart Attack Grill with waitresses dressed like nurses. The nurse motif is not really why it’s called that. It’s the high-fat menu. Reporters, columnists, writers as well as nurses and nursing organizations have criticized the restaurant and the overall fantasy depiction of the nursing profession in movies and men’s magazines. The owner is my hero, and not for his burgers. Does anyone else fantasize about Cindy Cupps, Cherry Brady and Jezhabelle nursing you back from a fake illness? Or serving you non-fatty veggie-burgers in a hospital restaurant? But it has to be a fantasy nurse outfit out of Fredericks or Shirley of Hollwood. And they have to wear stripper fuck-shoes. Not a real nurse’s outfit. Especially those God-awful real-life British nurse uniforms. Those don’t measure up. Renee Ross said she wears scrubs. That doesn’t do it for me, but the thought of her being a nurse does.
Alanna Ackerman's visiting nurse service
Sexist? Chauvinistic? You bet. And proud of it. I have my list of SCORELAND Girls who’ve yet to don the crossed cap that I want to see dressed as nurses. A man can hope.
