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Guess who I saw in the studio today?

June 12, 2013 by Dave

This is from the last time Daylene was here. Now, she's even bustier.

The first time I walked into the SCORE Studio this morning, Daylene Rio was sitting in the styling chair.

“Hi, Dave,” she said in her sexy voice. “I gained seven pounds, and I think it all went to my tits and my ass.”

Then she proceeded to proved it. At times like this, I really love my job.

Yes, Daylene is bustier than ever. She used to be a DDD-cup, which is the equivalent of an F-cup. Now, I’m guessing she’s a G or an H. We’ll find out for sure when we measure her later this week.

The second time I walked into the studio, Daylene was bouncing up and down on a cock. That’s when I saw how much bigger and rounder her ass is. Her pussy was full of cock, but all I could concentrate on were those big, round, bouncing mounds of ass flesh.

Here’s an amazing fact for you: This morning? When Daylene got fucked? First dick she’s had in nine months.

“I’m very particular with my pussy,” Daylene told me.

I’m proud to say that Daylene hasn’t shot hardcore for anyone but SCORE in over two years. Hey, if this is where she gets her dick, I’m fine with that.

More about Daylene in the weeks and months ahead.

This figures to be a very good week.

Mega-sale at the eBoobStore.com!

June 10, 2013 by Elliot James

Until June 17th, DVD prices on many hot titles with great girls have been lowered to $9.99 when you buy three. Yes, $9.99.

That’s not much more than one beer at a baseball stadium. And it’s usually flat, unlike our models.

This is the perfect time to pick up the DVDs you’ve been thinking about getting. Use code blow613 when putting in your order.

Click here for the list.

$9.95 for this movie? Christy looks like she knows she's getting screwed at that super-low price. Don't wait. It ends June 17.

Love to love you, Rene Love

June 9, 2013 by Dave

Rene Love makes her SCORELAND debut Monday and Tuesday. This is good news for those of you who are getting the late-Sunday blahs and are thinking, “Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.” It’s bad news for me because I was hoping to keep her to myself. Elliot keeps ragging on me because he thinks I’ve fallen in love with Rene. “Love” is a strong word, but the girl does have J-cup naturals and is as cute as can be. Besides, sometimes guys confuse “love” with “lust.” That might be true, but I’m not confused about Rene’s tits.

Siri hits a home run

June 8, 2013 by Elliot James

Then again, Siri never strikes out, does she? She did say she was a swinger. She really knows how to handle a bat.

This layout (published in the May ’13 SCORE, the awards issue) hits one right out of the park. See it now at SCORELAND.

Is Siri the answer to the Miami Marlins’ sagging attendance? I believe she is but no one will listen to me.

Take Siri out to the ball game.

This video about SCOREtv.tv is an Internet sensation. See who made it one.

June 7, 2013 by Elliot James

While 18eighteen Girls are usually never seen on the Blog, I have to make this one exception for Alexis Adams. Alexis did a video about using the Roku box to watch our movies on SCOREtv.tv, and she, and this video, became an Internet sensation when it was posted. It didn’t take long for the video to go viral on the Web.

Alexis is cute, has a sexy-as-fuck little body and has done some mighty horny hardcore at 18eighteen.com plus several solos at Naughtymag.com, so I can forgive her for liking Ashton Kutcher. Her face reminds me a bit of Brandy Talore’s, although I wouldn’t call them kissin’ cousins, since they’re widely separated by genetics.

Alexis Adams, Roku & SCOREtv.tv babe.

Brandy Talore in 2002, first pictorial.

 

 

The man who won Minka’s autographed bra

June 6, 2013 by Elliot James

A place of honor for Minka's bra.

Minka’s bras move in mysterious ways.

Veteran SCORE Man D.R. was announced as the winner of Minka’s most-recent signed bra giveaway (November ’12 SCORE).

“Holy shit!” D.R. wrote when I contacted him. “Minka has been my favorite model for a long time and I think I have all her videos and SCORE mags. As a founding member of SCORE, please keep looking for another Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I will send you a pic of Minka’s bra and me when I figure out how to display it in my man-cave. I am so happy. Merry Christmas to me!”

Well, D.R. kept his promise and sent us this photo with Minka’s mounted bra behind him. Man, does he look content. “I have mounted it to my Dale Earnhardt Jr. race tire in my man cave,” D.R. told us. “I love it. Thanks, Minka and SCORE.”

Thank you for the photo, D.R. Nice to see that a place of honor has been created for that amazing colossal hooter holster. October ’13 will mark Minka’s 19th year as a SCORE Girl. She debuted as a covergirl in the October ’94 issue.

I mentioned that Minka’s bras move in mysterious ways. Here’s why.

A box showed up recently with a letter. Inside the box was an authentic Minka 44KK bra in pristine condition, signed and dated 9/19/08 from our April ’09 giveaway. This was the first bra return in over six years of bra contests. Also in the box was a mint copy of the November ’07 SCORE signed by Christy Marks from another contest. (That issue was Christy’s first magazine appearance.) The letter explained what was going on.

“To Elliot James: My new bride doesn’t want me to have these hanging around so I’m returning them to you at SCORE. An autographed copy from Christy and Minka’s autographed boulder holder. Yes, I was a double winner. Please find a new home for them.”

This is not as critical as finding a basket with two puppies on your doorstep, but we still need to find a new place of honor for these two prime articles of SCORE magazine history. So we’re re-running the contests in one shot in the October ’13 issue, on-sale July 9.

This is the first time Minka’s bra has been dumped for another woman. (And congrats to our reader on his marriage.)

That's one huge bra Minka wears. It's a 44KK.

Today at SCORELAND, prepare to fall in love with Holly Brooks. Or, if you’d like, just jack to her.

June 5, 2013 by Dave

I did a Blog video with Holly Brooks, who makes her SCORELAND solo debut today and goes hardcore Thursday and Friday. After watching this Blog video, Elliot emailed me, “You sound exactly like a 42nd street peep show sleaze in the beginning. My compliments. Show World time. With her, it’s perfect.”

I’m assuming many of you know what Show World is (or was) and where it was. If not, imagine guys with voices like mine talking to girls like Holly.

Man, do I sound creepy. Enjoy anyway. Holly’s very cute.

People who get to fuck Sensual Jane are the luckiest people in the world

June 4, 2013 by Dave

Jane's tits are like buttah.

Last week, Elliot let all of you good people know that Sensual Jane was back at SCORELAND. Fucking at SCORELAND, no less. The scene is called “Mad Sex Skills.”

This scene caught the eye (and whatever else) of SCORELAND member Jack from Chicago. Jack writes, “Her recent clip on SCORELAND was simply off the charts…The SCORE Group has produced the hottest Sensual Jane scene of all I’ve seen.”

Jack also writes, “I have seen Sensual Jane in other clips wearing a Star of David necklace, so the fact that she is a beautiful and sexy Jewish babe simply adds to her exotic allure.”

And then he writes, “In his biography of Barbra Streisand, Barbra: The Way She Is, by Christopher Andersen, the author describes Barbra Streisand as a super-hot sexual animal who bedded-down the following men: Prince Charles, Warren Beatty, Ryan O’Neal, Steve McQueen, Kris Kristofferson, Don Johnson, Jon Voight, Elliott Gould, Andre Agassi, Richard Gere, Omar Sharif, Liam Neeson and Peter Jennings. Anderson also alleges Streisand, 63, was banned from the White House during Bill Clinton’s presidency by his wife, Hillary, after the First Lady discovered the actress had stayed overnight while she was away. According to the author, Streisand would invite these men to her home for the weekend where she would drain their balls of semen. She knew every trick to push their hot buttons, including incredible dirty talk to get them hard and get them to keep fucking her over and over. I guess Barbra Streisand was one of the hottest Jewish sexual ladies of all time.”

I have no further comment about this. I’m presenting what Jack wrote simply because I find it entertaining. I never expected to see “Sensual Jane” and “Barbra Streisand” mentioned in the same letter, but there they are.

 

 

Fruit does a body good. Just ask Jolie Rain.

June 3, 2013 by Elliot James

One of the lustiest and bustiest redheads, Jolie Rain returns to show her beautiful bod at SCORELAND after a tour of duty in the U.S. Army. That’s good news.

There are two things that Jolie says she wants to do that she hasn’t done yet. The first is go on a shopping spree… and not at the fruit store.

The second is go on a night ops mission. The way she disappeared after the first time she modeled made me wonder if she was in one of those “ghost ops” units. I’m happy she returned for a “bang ops” mission at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.

I can’t say enough good things about someone whose favorite dates are fishing or a paintball war and who will sometimes masturbate when she’s stuck in traffic. This set is now posted. Try it, you’ll like it. It’s Jolie’s birthday today so we’d like to wish her a happy one and it’s also the birthday of European star Cassandra (On Location Costa Del Sol).

Making orange juice the fun way.

 

Monokini time with Rockell is time well spent

June 2, 2013 by Elliot James

Rockell rocks it again.

This pictorial of Rockell going up today has some mighty hot shots, including some fingering.

You may want to make a few wallet-sized copies of this photo so you can show your friends what goes on at your favorite website. I don’t think Rockell wears this at the beach.

There’s a video interview with Rockell coming soon.

You will learn all of Rockell’s secrets.

Well, some of them.

Maybe a few choice tit-bits.

Okay, whatever Rockell wants to tell us.