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This video about SCOREtv.tv is an Internet sensation. See who made it one.

June 7, 2013 by Elliot James

While 18eighteen Girls are usually never seen on the Blog, I have to make this one exception for Alexis Adams. Alexis did a video about using the Roku box to watch our movies on SCOREtv.tv, and she, and this video, became an Internet sensation when it was posted. It didn’t take long for the video to go viral on the Web.

Alexis is cute, has a sexy-as-fuck little body and has done some mighty horny hardcore at 18eighteen.com plus several solos at Naughtymag.com, so I can forgive her for liking Ashton Kutcher. Her face reminds me a bit of Brandy Talore’s, although I wouldn’t call them kissin’ cousins, since they’re widely separated by genetics.

Alexis Adams, Roku & SCOREtv.tv babe.

Brandy Talore in 2002, first pictorial.

 

 

The man who won Minka’s autographed bra

June 6, 2013 by Elliot James

A place of honor for Minka's bra.

Minka’s bras move in mysterious ways.

Veteran SCORE Man D.R. was announced as the winner of Minka’s most-recent signed bra giveaway (November ’12 SCORE).

“Holy shit!” D.R. wrote when I contacted him. “Minka has been my favorite model for a long time and I think I have all her videos and SCORE mags. As a founding member of SCORE, please keep looking for another Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I will send you a pic of Minka’s bra and me when I figure out how to display it in my man-cave. I am so happy. Merry Christmas to me!”

Well, D.R. kept his promise and sent us this photo with Minka’s mounted bra behind him. Man, does he look content. “I have mounted it to my Dale Earnhardt Jr. race tire in my man cave,” D.R. told us. “I love it. Thanks, Minka and SCORE.”

Thank you for the photo, D.R. Nice to see that a place of honor has been created for that amazing colossal hooter holster. October ’13 will mark Minka’s 19th year as a SCORE Girl. She debuted as a covergirl in the October ’94 issue.

I mentioned that Minka’s bras move in mysterious ways. Here’s why.

A box showed up recently with a letter. Inside the box was an authentic Minka 44KK bra in pristine condition, signed and dated 9/19/08 from our April ’09 giveaway. This was the first bra return in over six years of bra contests. Also in the box was a mint copy of the November ’07 SCORE signed by Christy Marks from another contest. (That issue was Christy’s first magazine appearance.) The letter explained what was going on.

“To Elliot James: My new bride doesn’t want me to have these hanging around so I’m returning them to you at SCORE. An autographed copy from Christy and Minka’s autographed boulder holder. Yes, I was a double winner. Please find a new home for them.”

This is not as critical as finding a basket with two puppies on your doorstep, but we still need to find a new place of honor for these two prime articles of SCORE magazine history. So we’re re-running the contests in one shot in the October ’13 issue, on-sale July 9.

This is the first time Minka’s bra has been dumped for another woman. (And congrats to our reader on his marriage.)

That's one huge bra Minka wears. It's a 44KK.

Today at SCORELAND, prepare to fall in love with Holly Brooks. Or, if you’d like, just jack to her.

June 5, 2013 by Dave

I did a Blog video with Holly Brooks, who makes her SCORELAND solo debut today and goes hardcore Thursday and Friday. After watching this Blog video, Elliot emailed me, “You sound exactly like a 42nd street peep show sleaze in the beginning. My compliments. Show World time. With her, it’s perfect.”

I’m assuming many of you know what Show World is (or was) and where it was. If not, imagine guys with voices like mine talking to girls like Holly.

Man, do I sound creepy. Enjoy anyway. Holly’s very cute.

People who get to fuck Sensual Jane are the luckiest people in the world

June 4, 2013 by Dave

Jane's tits are like buttah.

Last week, Elliot let all of you good people know that Sensual Jane was back at SCORELAND. Fucking at SCORELAND, no less. The scene is called “Mad Sex Skills.”

This scene caught the eye (and whatever else) of SCORELAND member Jack from Chicago. Jack writes, “Her recent clip on SCORELAND was simply off the charts…The SCORE Group has produced the hottest Sensual Jane scene of all I’ve seen.”

Jack also writes, “I have seen Sensual Jane in other clips wearing a Star of David necklace, so the fact that she is a beautiful and sexy Jewish babe simply adds to her exotic allure.”

And then he writes, “In his biography of Barbra Streisand, Barbra: The Way She Is, by Christopher Andersen, the author describes Barbra Streisand as a super-hot sexual animal who bedded-down the following men: Prince Charles, Warren Beatty, Ryan O’Neal, Steve McQueen, Kris Kristofferson, Don Johnson, Jon Voight, Elliott Gould, Andre Agassi, Richard Gere, Omar Sharif, Liam Neeson and Peter Jennings. Anderson also alleges Streisand, 63, was banned from the White House during Bill Clinton’s presidency by his wife, Hillary, after the First Lady discovered the actress had stayed overnight while she was away. According to the author, Streisand would invite these men to her home for the weekend where she would drain their balls of semen. She knew every trick to push their hot buttons, including incredible dirty talk to get them hard and get them to keep fucking her over and over. I guess Barbra Streisand was one of the hottest Jewish sexual ladies of all time.”

I have no further comment about this. I’m presenting what Jack wrote simply because I find it entertaining. I never expected to see “Sensual Jane” and “Barbra Streisand” mentioned in the same letter, but there they are.

 

 

Fruit does a body good. Just ask Jolie Rain.

June 3, 2013 by Elliot James

One of the lustiest and bustiest redheads, Jolie Rain returns to show her beautiful bod at SCORELAND after a tour of duty in the U.S. Army. That’s good news.

There are two things that Jolie says she wants to do that she hasn’t done yet. The first is go on a shopping spree… and not at the fruit store.

The second is go on a night ops mission. The way she disappeared after the first time she modeled made me wonder if she was in one of those “ghost ops” units. I’m happy she returned for a “bang ops” mission at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.

I can’t say enough good things about someone whose favorite dates are fishing or a paintball war and who will sometimes masturbate when she’s stuck in traffic. This set is now posted. Try it, you’ll like it. It’s Jolie’s birthday today so we’d like to wish her a happy one and it’s also the birthday of European star Cassandra (On Location Costa Del Sol).

Making orange juice the fun way.

 

Monokini time with Rockell is time well spent

June 2, 2013 by Elliot James

Rockell rocks it again.

This pictorial of Rockell going up today has some mighty hot shots, including some fingering.

You may want to make a few wallet-sized copies of this photo so you can show your friends what goes on at your favorite website. I don’t think Rockell wears this at the beach.

There’s a video interview with Rockell coming soon.

You will learn all of Rockell’s secrets.

Well, some of them.

Maybe a few choice tit-bits.

Okay, whatever Rockell wants to tell us.

 

When do you introduce SCORE into your girlfriend’s (or wife’s) life?

June 1, 2013 by Dave

Things worked out very well for Annie Swanson's boyfriend when she found his stash of SCORE and V-mag. She didn't mind. In fact, she became a SCORE Girl! And she fucked him on-camera!

The other day, I received a letter from regular contributor T.N. I edited it down a bit, but the basic idea is, when do you show your girl your collection of big-tit mags? For some of us, the answer is, “Never,” but T.N. thinks we should re-consider that position. I don’t know. I once went on a first date with a girl who I thought wouldn’t have had a problem with it. She was dressed completely slutty, big boobs pouring out. When I told her I was an editor of men’s magazines, I expected her to say, “Can I be in it?” Instead, she walked out on me. So go figure.

Anyway, T.N. writes: “We all have to make tough decisions in life and one of mine has become, when do you introduce SCORE into your girl’s life? Prior to becoming a SCORE fanatic, I used to read Playboy and I had one of my first girlfriends stumble upon my collection one day and ask me,  “Why do need these anymore when you have me?”  Truth was I liked to look at the pretty pictures and take care of myself, but that was tough to tell her. So I told her I threw them out and then stashed them where she would never find them. Turns out she was a bit of a prude.

“But soon thereafter my tastes became sophisticated and I became a SCORE maven. Now it’s a whole new ball game when you’re talking about SCORE. First things first, never, and I mean NEVER, let a small-breasted girlfriend find your stash of SCORE.  Put those babies where she’ll never find them and just appreciate her for herself and her small boobs.

“But when you do land a big-titted girlfriend, things change for the better.  First off, you’ve got a big-titted girlfriend! Second, if you’re confident in your relationship, you can show her your issues of SCORE.  I did so with one girl who had a set of savage knockers. I showed her the magazine and some of the letters I had written to ‘Scorecard,’ and after she read some of my letters, she got quiet for a while and then said, ‘l really like this, let’s make a letter!’  Who was I to say no, and although she is long gone, we made a letter together that got published in ‘Scorecard.’

“I’d like to write more but as I’m writing this my current girlfriend (38DDs) has just settled in between my legs for what looks to be either a blow job or a titty fuck.  (She said that she gets turned on by my writing.) So I’m going to have to concentrate on that right now. But I think all readers who get their letters/stories published in SCORE should introduce their big-breasted girlfriends to SCORE. It’s worked well for me.”

 

 

What’s a wiener photo doing on the SCORELAND Blog?

May 31, 2013 by Elliot James

I wish I was a Lana Ivans wiener.

This is what a wiener is doing on the SCORELAND Blog.

With apologies to Twitter King Anthony Wiener, although I’m not sure if he reads our Blog.

Bon appé-tit!

Do you know who this is? Sure you do.

Here’s her photo. One of SCORE‘s sweet young things. She’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper at a chili cook-off. We lucked out the day a friend of hers suggested she contact us.

One of Lana Ivans’ XXX scorchers is in the new DVD Tits On Top 2, coming next week.

Lana makes guys crazy-nuts with that hot body and fuck-me face.

 

 

Ten years ago at SCORELAND

May 30, 2013 by Elliot James

10 years ago today at SCORELAND.

The August 2003 issue of SCORE was posted at SCORELAND on May 30th, 2003, ten years ago today. I was looking at the line-up of hot babes and the way-back machine in my brain began spinning its dials.

It was a big month for the C word. No, not that C word.

I mean names beginning with C, either first name or surname.

Ashley Evans

Casey James

Cassitty

Chesty Sweet

Cindy Cupps

Crystal Gunns

Hana Cekova.

Holly Halston

Josie Hernandez

Kiki Daire

Lorna Morgan

Mary Carey

Let’s do a head count on May 30th, 2013 and catch up.

Crystal and Cindy are retired. Don’t know what Chesty, Claudia, Cassitty, Ashley, Holly and Hana are up to these days. Josie Hernandez still models and is now known as Monica Mendez. (She also became a photographer herself.) Kiki Daire started modeling again just recently. Casey does web-cam shows on the net. Lorna is raising her three kids in Wales. Mary Carey has been doing the strip club circuit. She was dancing in south Florida recently.

And that’s how it was, ten years back.

Kooky Mary Carey.

Claudia, an Arizona dancer.

Casey James.

 

Sensual Jane’s mad sex skills

May 29, 2013 by Elliot James

And now for someone who hasn’t been in SCORELAND in a long time. She’s well-known in Europe but, like many Europeans, underexposed in America.

Romanian porn star Sensual Jane is probably not the kind of girl you’d bring home to Mom, but Dad would appreciate you bringing her over.

Jane’s life revolves around fucking. “I have sex almost every day,” she told our photographer. “I have so much sex that I don’t have time to masturbate.” There’s no shortage of recruits willing to give Jane all the sex she wants.

Jane is slim, stacked and works the pole like an athlete. See Jane in a solo set today, then dick in Jane in a hardcore video and photo set Thursday and Friday at SCORELAND.

Sensual Jane is doing the nasty this week at SCORELAND.