Stick a ball gag in her sexy mouth and show her the ropes.
This new XLGirls.com scene with Nikki Smith is unusual for us.
BDSM isn’t a kink we do much of in any of the sites, and it’s virtually non-existent in the print magazines.
Years back, we had a short-lived “Big Tit Bondage” section with Kerry Marie, Plenty UpTopp, Jezhabelle, Brittany O’Neil and others. Even Linsey Dawn McKenzie got in on the act. The department is still archived at SCORELAND. It was just bondage. No beatings, whippings, torture or hanging girls off insane suspension devices. It never got all that much of an enthusiastic response. I’d chalked THAT up to our crowd preferring to see tits, ass and good, old-fashioned fucking rather than chicks tied up, gagged and squirming around on a bed.
XLGirls never gets wrapped up in the bondage and discipline scene, but since Nikki mentioned to Maria that she likes bondage, the studio thought some B&D experimentation before the hump and pump would be interesting and different. So this is a first for XLGirls. Even when bondage expert Kelly Shibari was here, we never did any BDSM, just straight sex. Nikki’s released from her bounds when the fuckin’ begins.
We should interview Nikki one of these days and find out what the story is about getting all trussed up and how far she takes it. I was more impressed by her curvy bod in that string bikini and heels, although she did look fit to be tied.
Miss Smith’s sexy with a ball gag in her mouth, but gagging on a boner in her mouth is more fun, and Nikki would probably agree, if she could speak.
What do you think about tying up and gagging girls? Yea or Nay?
Goldie Ray takes a timeout from talking dirty to lick a nip.
“Get your fucking dick in me, c’mon!”
“Harder, mother fucker!”
“Suck on my fucking tits!”
“Grab a handful of heaven. Get those big, fat tits ready for big, fat dick!”
That’s just a sample of the dirty fuck-me talk that pours out of Goldie Ray’s mouth when she’s in the heat of a SCORE sex scene. I love it. When I watched Goldie’s first video, I immediately emailed Dave about her.
I’ve watched so many XXX videos over the years, I’ve lost count. Even so, I’ve rarely heard a girl with a mouth like Goldie has. I think only Kianna Dior comes close. Most girls moan or repeat comments like, “Oh, yeah…yeah” or the ever-popular “Feels so good…”
Wild is not the word for Goldie, who is not a porn chick out of LA and immersed in the porn world culture and lifestyle. Yet she puts phone sex operators to shame. Dirty talking seems to come naturally to her. One of these days, we need to do an interview with Goldie and investigate this. And she backs up her talk with equally hot sexual athletics.
Looking at her angelic, cheery, doll face, most people would never guess that a torrent of sexual raunch can pour from her lips. Her boyfriends must be exhausted trying to keep up with her in the bedroom.
“She has the all-time filthiest mouth. Everyone should copy how she does it,” Boobman said.
“Couldn’t agree more with Boobman. Every one of these chicks should be talking the kind of shit,” Stymie commented.
The banned “Seven Dirty Words,” as coined by comic George Carlin over 40 years ago, are shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, and tits.
George himself would have blushed listening to Goldie. See her today at SCORELAND.
I told you guys last week that I had a big announcement and here it is…
The time has come for me to bow out and bid you all farewell.
I know, I know…I am sad about it, too. 🙁
After many, many years as your V-mag editor and a couple of years as one of your SCORELAND Blog editors, I am embarking on a new journey in marketing and hanging up my…uh…keyboard?
It was a tough decision to make, leaving behind all of the great people I work with here. I mean, I am sure that everyone thinks I will miss the tits and ass the most, (Of course I will miss it…) but what I really will miss is laughing and joking with the great folks here like Elliot and Dave and all the other staff that makes it happen everyday.
My journey started here in 2004 when I started working here as an archive clerk in our image library. Many years later, I sit at the helm of V-mag, and this editor gig is one of the best jobs I have ever had. Sure, the boobs are great. Yeah, being THISCLOSE to the models is fun. But really, I think the best part about V-mag is all the loyal fans and readers. You guys are great and I will think of you all often.
As I type this, I remember all of the amazing moments we have shared. Writing and then heading to Hungary to film Busty Riding Academy with Dave is a highlight for me. Writing Boob Science with Elliot is another. Interviewing Kelly Shibari and falling through the studio floor is a great one. Teaching Jenna Valentine how to make her boobs bounce is one of the best. lol
And all of the memories would not have been possible without all of you…the fans.
I would like to thank all of you for chatting with me via the Blog and Boobmail for so many years. I would also like to thank all the lovely models who participated in my blog videos. Kelly Shibari, Kaytee Carter, Jenna Valentine, Renee Ross, Melissa Manning, Siri, Marilyn Mayson and Molly Howard, Maserati…just to name a few. You ladies are not only beautiful but hilarious and great fun to be around. Truly.
Also…you have amazing tits. 😉 Thanks for shaking them in my direction for all these years.
And now, because I hate goodbyes, especially ones that are so sad, I want to leave you with a parting gift to remember me by.
A few years ago while filming K-JUGS, I was called in to do one of my first blog videos ever with Renee Ross. We were doing a segment with boxing gloves, and I happened to have my boxing gear with me. (I have boxed since I was a kid.) I wanted Renee to jump rope topless for me (and she tried really hard, bless her heart lol) so I could watch her boobs bounce. While this was happening, I actually offered to jump rope with her for a few moments and try and show her how to do it. The moment was captured by one of our video editors, Lester, and has never before been seen. (It ended up on the cutting room floor before K-JUGS was released.)
When I thought about what I would say here, at the end of our journey together, I wanted it to be memorable and poignant.
Then I thought, “Why not just show them the jumping rope footage?”
Personally, I think it’s quite funny and a great moment in SCORELAND studio history.
And I laugh the whole time. And that’s how I want you to remember me…laughing and having a great time with our models.
So, without further ado, I present to you my farewell…an opus about jumping rope.
This photo was snapped during Boob Cruise 3 in 1997. I did a “WTF” double-take the first time I saw it.
This is NOT photoshopped. As far as I know, it was not intentional or a planned blooper shot by the photographer. The angle of the camera and the model’s pose resulted in this odd photographic decapitation. It’s the weirdest photo I’ve ever seen from the SCORE Archives in 21 years.
Do any of you Jedi hooter knights recognize the girl? Recognize the body? The hooters? Maybe the belly button?
As you can see, she’s blonde.
I’ll throw in some hints.
She was on two Boob Cruises and retired from modeling in 2000.
I am a busty woman. I work with many, many busty women. So believe me when I say that I understand what the sight of a pair of big boobs does to big-boob lovers. I understand the allure of a giant set of knockers and what they do to mens’ brains (and cocks), I do.
That’s why I am very forgiving when a guy fumblingly asks me to see my boobs. Or any other big-boobed woman’s rack for that matter.
I get it.
However, I want to just put it out there that saying, “Hey! Show me your tits!” never works in real life…
…unless you are me. lol
You see, I have asked hundreds of busty babes to show me their tits. HUNDREDS.
And they all do…because it’s part of my job to see them.
When I snapped this photo in Hungary, I asked these ladies to show me their tits. Jasmine Black, Christy Marks and Karina Hart smiled and did just that.
But that doesn’t always happen in real life for other boob lovers.
Or does it?
I mean, I haven’t flashed someone my tits since I was in college, but I DID do it in college. And high school. A lot.
I used to get a perverse satisfaction out of flashing my tits to some random guy just to watch his reaction. Just to see him fumble around. Just to make him sweat. I used to flash friends of friends, truckers on the road and even a truck of firefighters once. lol
And I have been flashed before, too. Many times. Mostly by drunk chicks who wanted me to see their boobs so I could rate them. (Apparently, when you have big tits, other chicks think your opinion is the authority on all tits. lol)
So my question is, do you guys get flashed? Have you ever asked a random chick to show you her boobs? Did it work?
In a world full of sexting and provocative photos being sent to and fro on phones and via email, does flashing even exist anymore?
I mean, I would like to think that somewhere out there, right now in fact, there are women lifting up their tops and showing their tits off to unsuspecting strangers, but is that the case?
Does, “Hey! Show me your tits!” work for you? Has it?
Chime in and let’s talk about it.
Also, look out for a big announcement from me this week on the blog, fellow boob hounds!
We posed the question in a recent SCORELAND survey: Do you like sports themes in videos and photo sets?
Before I get to the results, here’s my thoughts as a long-time boob man, a DVD and mag buyer (and VHS tapes before that) and a boob-spotter watching TV, especially Latin morning TV shows like Un Nuevo Día, where the busty hosts are constantly jumping up and down, dancing or trying exercise routines in very sexy outfits.
Boobs were made to jiggle, bounce and shake. And get sprayed by a water hose. And I was made to watch that happen.
This is what it’s all about for me. This is how it’s always been.
This is not always possible with augmented boobs. However, after years of watching tit stunts in strip clubs (like beer cans crushed inside giant cleavage or tits slammed on a guy’s face), I am comfortable with contradicting my previous statement. It all depends on the girl and her boob comfort zone.
Daphne Rosen can really handle balls.
So anyway, I love seeing busty girls on trampolines, using hula hoops and workout balls, jumping up and down in swimming pools or at the beach, rope jumping, swimming underwater, running and playing soccer, tennis and volleyball.
I want to buy that vibrating Shake Weight for the studio so I can observe and study the girls’ boobs trembling as they hold it. I can just picture Melissa Manning trying it.
Now for the results:
38% like seeing sports themes.
31% don’t like them.
31% don’t care either way. This is the indifferent crowd who at least overcame their indifference long enough to click the “Don’t care” button.
What have we learned today? I can say with complete confidence that the odds of starting a SCORE soccer team and making a video out of it do not look good due to lack of interest.
Yet, The Mega-Boobs Olympics DVD remains one of our breast-sellers, and that’s all about boob games.
So go figure.
And now I’d like to replay some monumental videos I cherish. Cherry Brady hula-hooping and Renee Ross jumping rope for Maria followed by the girls getting titty with it on Grand Bahama Island. Thank you, and I recommend using a snorkel if you plan on doing any motorboating.
As I mentioned a few weeks ago, we’ve been working on a very special July 2013 issue of SCORE. I have to admit, it’s been consuming almost all of my time. Now, I’m not complaining. I’ve been spending my days with my head buried in binders full of back issue of SCORE, looking at every photo we’ve ever published on every page of every issue. Yeah, it’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it.
One thing I’ve confirmed is that we’ve published some great photos during the 21 years that SCORE has been in existence. I’ve also discovered that if we wanted to, we could easily publish entire magazines with nothing but photos of SaRenna Lee, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Morgan Leigh, Angelique, Christy Marks and this girl.
Yes, this girl. The one below. The photo was taken during Boob Cruise ’98. I think it’s spectacular, one of the greatest bikini photos ever taken. What do you think?
Miss Castro could start a street riot in that dress.
Horny anal fracking and big-boob banging is the name of the game at SCOREtv when Angelina Castro guest stars.
This is the hotter version of SCOREtv. It’s SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, raw and unchained and now at SCORELAND.
Adult supervision is required.
SCOREtv host Dave talks to Angelina about the party in her ass while they watch highlights of the Cuban heat machine in action, then we leave the SCOREtv set and go to the full, super-hot shebang.
Angelina is hilarious as she gives her color commentary while watching the video clips with Dave. (She and Minka are natural-born comediennes.)
I’m fascinated by girls who watch their XXX scenes with an editor. It’s different and rarely done (a video within a video). I also enjoy seeing the girls’ reactions and hearing their opinions while they see themselves doing the humpy-hump.
Karen Fisher did it when she shot a bath-tub fuck scene in 2006. “This is so weird!” Karen said because it was easier for Karen, who is usually very serious, to fuck than to talk about fucking while she watched herself on a TV set. Angelina takes a completely different approach. You’ll see.
You’ll also see the only meeting of Angelina and Kelly Christiansen right before Angelina is called to the SCOREtv set. What a dream team!
Montana (Which is a State, but she is also a hot redhead, so I allowed it.)
London Andrews
Dakota Kelly
Porn star names are sometimes sexy, sometimes funny and always memorable.
Sometimes a gal uses her real name, and sometimes she doesn’t.
Sometimes she starts off with one name and changes it to another.
Some girls have one name and some have names so wild that they are unbelievable.
And sometimes they are named after cites. (And even states.)
Yes, today we are going to chat about ladies who are named after places they aren’t even from! (Because when you’re a hot, busty chick, you can do those kinds of things.)
This post actually came to mind because I bumped into a photo of Dallas Dixon and thought to myself, “Is Dallas from Dallas?”
Guess what? She is from Kentucky.
So I recruited the help of the great boob Jedi, Elliot James and Fernando, one of our librarians and we began a hunt for ladies named after places.
Here is how far we got:
London Andrews is not from London. She is from Syracuse, New York.
Dakota Kelly (And FYI, Dakota IS a city in Minnesota!) is actually from Sweetwater, Texas.
Paris Lorenz is not from France, but rather, from the Czech Republic.
Montana (By the way, what a hot redhead WITH freckles all over.) is from Minnesota.
Texas Barbie is from Chicago,Illinois.
And LA Bust, the woman, the legend, she is not from Los Angeles at all. She is actually from Houston, Texas.
Tricky, huh?
So many beautiful titties named after beautiful cities…and states, none of which they came from.
By the time we got to LA Bust, our minds were drained, but if you can remember any models named after places, please chime in. I love crowd participation!
A dense growth of hair hides the thick pussy lips of our Polish lady friend Vanessa, but her dancing fingers can always find her sweet spot through the forest of follicles.
Our photographer in Eastern Europe dared to brave the bush to capture Vanessa in all of her muffinesque magnificence. It’s a jungle of hair pie out there.
Waxing, shaving, depilating, cutting and trimming…these are rare events in Vanessa’s routine. Leave it to beaver.
Some girls have the habit of twirling their hair. Vanessa twirls her pubic hair.
No No-No hair removal system for Vanessa. She prefers her wedge carpet. Love it or leave it. At least you know the carpet matches the drapes. And she does shave under her arms.
Vanessa’s pictorial and video at SCORELAND have generated a lot of comments, not to mention a war of words. The comment board is lively today. Check out the video clip by clicking on her name.
