I have spent many a happy hour since my wayward youth watching girls with big boobs dance their tops off while I sat with glazed eyes and a satisfied soul.
Let me count the ways I’ve seen their boobs: shaking, quaking, bouncing, hanging, banging, clapping, slapping swinging, jiggling and wiggling.
In bars, clubs, theaters, flea traps, dives and peepshows.
At parties, on boats, at street festivals, raves, expos, conventions and contests.
People don’t change and neither do their habits.
I don’t need booze to celebrate New Years. I get boob drunk on dancing babes.
“I don’t think it matters what you call them; strippers, exotic dancers, ecdysiasts, bump-and-grinders, burlesque queens, lap dancers, peelers, or striptease artists, they are amazing and that’s all there is to it,” Maria once blogged.
“I’d rather watch girls dance than see them use sex toys or do hardcore,” our friend Jack once commented in a 2011 Blog.
The end of the year is here and it is time for parties full of chicks in sexy dresses who are all clamoring for a midnight kiss…while most of you are trying to slip them the midnight dick. 😉
And while you may attend some good parties, I will tell you that no one parties like SCORELAND.
I mean, look at that pic above.
Those are the kind of ladies you will probably find at your New Year’s Eve festivities.
And while they are cute…
they have nothing on the kind of girls that party at SCORELAND.
Allow me to demonstrate with one of the greatest party girls of all time, the one and only Hitomi.
And before you enjoy her photos, allow all of us at SCORELAND to wish you a happy and safe New Year and we hope that you all end up with a busty babe tonight!
Being the editor of V-mag, I consider myself a tit expert.
I mean, I don’t have a doctorate or anything, but I stare at a lot of big, natural tits all day long. I have for close to a decade. I think that this qualifies my opinion as legit when it comes to nice tatas.
That said, I am going to say that the only person who compiled this list was me. lol
I didn’t ask anyone else’s opinion because I wanted to group these ladies together based on my own musings and findings.
But please keep in mind…I am a tit expert.
😉
2012 was a year of many newcomers and to me, it was a year where I saw a lot of ladies with stacked star power.
So, without further ado, I would like to give you my Top 5 Busty Newcomers of 2012.
I will interject here and say that this list is of All-NATURALS.
If you like some of the augmented ladies who debuted in 2012, please see Dave for his list.
And away we go…
Siri is my number one!
Krystal Swift is number two!
Rockell is number three!
Felicia Clover is number four!
Roxanne Miller is number five!
5) Roxanne Miller
Maybe it’s because I have a thing for redheads. Or maybe it’s because I like a lady who looks a little bit wild and fun. Whatever it is, Roxanne Miller floats my boat. She has great jugs and a beautiful face. I was very excited when she came our way. She makes my list because she looks like the kind of girl who would show up at my house in just a coat and nothing else underneath. I like that.
4) Felicia Clover
Felicia makes my list because she is the total package; horny, stacked and her ass is plump and juicy. If I could give her a grade, I would give her a T for tits and an A+ for ass and more ass. And she is a freak! This girl likes to fuck EVERYWHERE! I like ladies who want to get it on in public, in cars, in movie theaters, in college classrooms, etc. Felicia and I have chatted a lot and I think she is the kind of girl you want to date because she has a faster libido than you. Hubba, hubba!
3) Rockell
Oh, Rockell…so hot, so sweet. Rockell and I became friends when she first came to our studio and I must say that she charmed the pants right off of me.
Okay, fine, my pants stayed on, but in my imagination, they were not.
She is a really down-to-earth chick who likes the outdoors and dancing and just hanging out in sexy outfits. She makes my list because I asked her to do a split and she did…and then she showed me her tits. Wahoooo!
2) Krystal Swift
Krystal makes my list because she debuted and then she fucked right away. Oh, and she is smoking hot, too. She is like a stacked Barbie and she has a horny streak that cannot be tamed. I like that. Basically, if you are hot, busty and horny, I am into you. Krystal fits the bill.
1) Siri
Do I have to explain why Siri is my No. 1?
I mean, if I have to, okay, I would say it is a combo of a lot of things. For one, she has those sweet inverted nipples that beckon to be suckled. She is also the cutest lady to talk to. She has the best personality and she is smart. She isn’t just book smart, oh, no. She is NERD smart. Siri is the kind of girl who would read a book completely naked. I like that. Don’t you? She also did topless karate for me and I must admit that from that moment on, I was smitten. She is also the raunchiest and kinkiest lay of all time. I know because I have seen her fuck and fuck and fuck and then fuck some more and it’s always so good. Siri is just sexy and sexual and good. She is definitely the best newcomer of 2012, in my honest tit expert opinion.
But hey, to be fair I am willing to hear all of your choices, so chime in.
If I were a sci-fi writer, Alura is the kind of name I’d give to the queen of a planet of big-boobed Amazons.
Actually, someone did already. In an anime called Voltron Force, there’s a hot chick named Princess Allura.
Alura Jenson is a dancer and model. She has very big boobs and an equally big appetite for sex. She’s real, not an anime character.
Alura lives in Las Vegas and dances at a club called The Palomino in North Las Vegas. I know the place. I used to go there. Mega-boobed Platinum Peaks used to feature dance there in the early ’90s. Some of you might remember her.
If you’re on the Las Vegas Strip, you just head straight north and the Palomino is on your right. It used to be the only all-nude club in town that served liquor. I think it still is. It’s about eight miles from the main action of Vegas but well-worth the visit. Especially since Alura is currently strutting her sexy stuff there.
Hey, it’s not called the Las Vegas Strip for nothing.
Boom-Boom In The VIP Room with Alura Jenson.
We have an Alura double-feature this weekend. At SCORELAND, Alura gets a wild and nasty anal creampie bang and more in “Analyze This“, and at SCOREVideos, she dances in our own little VIP room before riding a stripper pole of another kind in “Boom-Boom In The VIP Room.” I strongly advise doubling the amount of protein powder and lecithin in your shakes this week just to keep up with Miss Jenson. I’d heard that she was wild. I didn’t know how wild until I saw her in action, leaving scorch marks on the couch. Alura said that she had a huge orgasm before the guy busted his nut in her butt-hole. And then she immediately sucked his dick.
Alura lives up to her name. Welcome aboard a new hot chick.
She’ll be in the June ’13 SCORE, on sale March 19th.
I kept writing “Season’s Breast” instead of “Season’s Best” on my holiday cards. I had to throw out a bunch of cards. I might need a vacation.
No one ever mentions the day after Xmas because it’s anti-climactic. It’s returning gifts to the stores. It may be apologizing for saying the wrong thing after a few too many drinkees. It’s cleaning up the huge mess leftover from Xmas dinner. It’s heading back home if you’ve been away. It’s dealing with the morning hangover or bloated bellies from one too many trips to the dessert table. It’s disposing of all the reindeer poop.
But after Titmas, now that’s something else. That’s fun.
Because after Titmas at SCORELAND, we always have a clean-up squad of nubile maids with big boobs to tidy the place. Here are a few from our rich history of hiring the right maids.
All SCORE and V-Men want for Christmas are jiggle belles with big boobs decorating their trees and dancing around them.
Twelve days? Let’s make it 14.
This is the reason for the season.
I don’t need another Swiss Army knife.
I will take cameltoe instead of mistletoe.
At this time of the year, I give thanks. Thanks that girls like these decided to show us what they’re made of.
Wishing every model, every contributor, every reader, every DVD collector, every website member, every store employee, every friend of The SCORE Group and everyone on our cool staff a Happy Holiday.
Some Xmas week birthday babes: Victoria Lane (Dec. 22), Mercedes Mounds (Dec. 23), Jeannine Oldfield (Dec. 25), Desiree (Dec. 24), Alanna Ackerman (Dec. 25), Goldie Blair (Dec. 26), Angel Eyes (Dec. 26), Ivy Dreams (Dec. 28), Lanea Love (Dec. 29), Melonie Max (Dec. 31) and Holly Halston (Dec. 31). Happy Birthday.
Alura is coming on Wednesday and cumming on Thursday.
There'll be no post-holiday hangover when Harmony debuts on New Year's Day.
Back in the late ’70s and early ’80s when I frequented adult movie theaters (the ones on Long Island in Bay Shore and Lake Ronkonkoma were favorites because they showed double features), the coming attractions would always be prefaced with a breathy, female voice saying, “Coming soon…to this theater.” She said “to this theater” so the previews could be shown in any theater, not just the one I was sitting in. I don’t know why I remember this. I just do. I also remember that the theater in Lake Ronkonkoma was called the Lake Ronkonkoma Art Cinema. Why were adult movie houses always called art cinemas?
I’m sure Elliot knows the answer to that question.
I also know that these two girls, Alura Jenson and Harmony White, are coming soon to this website. And I know that this website is SCORELAND.
Alura ends the old year on a bang. Harmony ushers in the new one with her fresh tits. Something to look forward to.
