LADIES AND GENTS, BEHOLD! BAILEY SANTANNA’S PREGGO TITS!
Okay, so Bailey is the first preggo model I have ever interviewed and she answers all my questions about pregnancy and bigger tits and being extra horny all the time. It is very scientific. And by scientific, I mean, creamy. lol Especially the part where she lotions herself!
Oh, and she squeezes her nipples and starts lactating a bit.
It’s pretty wild stuff. I think you’ll love it. Check it out below.
And then head to XLGirls.com and check out her solo today and then her XXX tomorrow!
Dave blogged about Gabrielle Love’s waitress show yesterday. No one as yet has volunteered the reason we tip better when the server carries large cups.
Gabrielle Love could spill water all over my pants, keep me waiting for an hour, get my order wrong and give me the wrong check and I'd still give her a big tip.
So the other day, I was at a restaurant with my significant other. And I did something men aren’t supposed to do when they’re with a woman.
I gave the waitress a bigger tip because she had big tits. What was I thinking?
Clearly, I wasn’t trying to hit on this waitress or impress her. But she had really big tits and a small waist–I’m guessing 36G-26-34–and my larger-than-normal tip (for service that was no better than average) was basically me rewarding her for having big tits.
What was I thinking? I’ve done this many times before, you know…given a waitress a big tip just for having big tits without having any expectations (or hopes) of extra-curricular service. Fortunately, my S.O. didn’t notice how big the tip was because she would’ve been on to me right away. After all, when we sat down, I had said to her, “It looks like you have to have big boobs to work here.”
I was reminded of this because in today’s posting at SCORELAND, HH-cup newcomer Gabrielle Love has just come home from a tough night of waitressing. She is showing a lot of cleavage in her waitress uniform. If she were my waitress, I would’ve tipped her 100%, at least.
But why? Why do we big-boob lovers give busty waitresses bigger tips for no other reason than that they have big tits?
Natalie Fiore wore and signed this bra for her fans!
It should come as no surprise that I love to give big-boob fans as much cool stuff as I can.
I love to include giveaways in V-mag and really get a kick out of mailing out prizes to winners.
You can get your hands on this red bra worn by Kristina Milan.
Renee Ross wore and signed this bra for one lucky winner.
Whenever I can, I always ask for models to sign something for the fans. I think that as fans, it is important to feel like you are connected to the models that you love. So, whenever I see a chance for some of these busty babes to autograph items or even take their bras off and gift them to you, I jump right in there and make it happen.
Right now in V-mag, there are quite a few bra giveaways going on.
You could get your hands on bras worn and signed by Renee Ross, Micky Bells, Kristina Milan and Natalie Fiore.
There are also lots of magazines signed by ladies like Destiny Rose, Melissa Manning and more.
You know how the saying goes in that movie, Field of Dreams? “If you build it, they will come.”
Well, I believe if these ladies sign things, you will cum. 🙂 It is pretty much my mantra.
So come check out V-mag and get your hands on some of this good stuff. It’s just for fans like you.
xoxo
Maria
If you are a Micky Bells fan, you could win this autographed bra!
I like a beer-drinking woman, especially when she’s hoisting one over bare cleavage mounds.
What is it with the spilling?
I think babes and beer is an unbeatable combo.
Did you know:
Canadian scientists claim that more than 43% of women drink beer weekly.
Women drink 25% of the beer in America.
Many brewers in ancient times were women. By the 1700s, many European brewers were women.
Women are more attracted to specialty beers than the major brands.
Ninkasi is the name of the Sumerian Goddess of beer in ancient times. She gave the world the secret of beer brewing.
The Zulu Goddess of beer is named Mbaba Mwana Waresa.
In Slavic and Baltic mythology, Raugutiene was known as the Goddess of beer.
Gya not only drinks beer, she lines up her next one.
The Great Yorkshire Brewery in the UK brews a black lager called Yasigi named after the African Goddess of beer, “known for her love of partying and extremely large breasts.”
Kaiser Wilhelm II allegedly wrote, “Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.” (History proves that didn’t work out too well for him.)
It would be the greatest day of your life if Renee showed up at your table like this.
St. Pauli Girl is the best known but there are other beer brands with girls on their labels such as Southern Star Bombshell Blonde, Middle Ages Double Wench and (I’m not kidding) Coney Island Sword Swallower.
In the ’90s, I wrote in SCORE‘s “Boob Beat” column about an entrepreneur in Newport Beach, California who started a beer company called Wanker. Sexy bikini girls were printed on the Wanker bottle labels.
Siri likes good head.
The combination of babes and beer always brews good spirits in me. Here are a few of my favorite hot SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in a beery mood.
Kerry Marie's birthday is December 9. She's with Lorna Morgan in this photo from Key Largo in 2001. UK girls like beer.
I would really like to know how the conversation went when Minka asked her teammates to vote for her for Hardcore Performer of the Year.
You have just 24 days remaining until the ballot box closes at SCORELAND for the 2012 SCORE Awards. We’ve been busy counting the votes (thousands of them have been pouring in at the website and also from SCORE readers), and here’s a look at how the races are shaping up.
For Newcomer of the Year, it’s looking like a two-way race between Hitomi and Siri, which doesn’t surprise me at all. I actually thought Hitomi would be an easy winner, but then Elliot said he thought Siri would win, so that led to a little lunch bet. Sabrina Linn, Melissa Manning and Estelle Taylor are in the running, too, but they have a lot of ground to make up between now and midnight on December 31.
For Model of the Year, I’ve never seen a year in which the voting was so close, and if you asked me right now who I think is going to win, I’d say, “Who knows?” Valory Irene, Angela White, Venera, Leanne Crow, Beshine, Eva Notty…they’re all getting a lot of support, and who’s ahead depends on the day, even the hour.
For Hardcore Performer of the Year (the one award in which you really have to fuck your way to the top), another close race is brewing among Daylene Rio, Stephanie Stalls, Brittany O’Neil, Desiree, Kitana Flores and Minka. Speaking of Minka, I just received a package with about 15 ballots from members of Minka’s tennis team, all voting for their teammate for Hardcore Performer of the Year.
Finally, the Hall of Fame: I have high hopes that Alyssa Alps is finally going to get admitted, but don’t look now because Cindy Cupps, Sammie, Crystal Gunns and Colt 45 are breathing right down her bra straps.
As I said, the ballot box closes at midnight on December 31. Winners will be announced in the May 2013 issue of SCORE…unless I decide to leak the results before then.
Tomorrow at SCOREVideos.com, you will see a new babe who seemingly popped out of a genie’s bottle and into one of the beds in the SCORE studio. I first found out about Holly Claus from a local photographer who takes pictures of dancers on stage in the clubs here in South Florida. Holly is from Key West. We’re almost neighbors. Where’s she been all this time? Well, better late than never.
Holly went on-line, saw SCOREModelsWanted.com and applied. Boom boom! No fuss, no muss. I wish it was always this easy.
What you will see: ass play, face-fucking, deep-throating, tit-fucking, pussy-pounding, ass-fucking, facializing and cum eating.
In other words, no-holes-barred filthy fuckin’ porn, the old-school way. Prepare to fall in love.
Holly has four rings by her pussy, two on either side of her labia, and she has a barbell through her clit hood. Yet she has no tats anywhere, not even the usual tribal band on the ankle or upper arm. No nipple or tongue piercings either.
Holly likes younger guys. “Young guys are very well boned-up on Internet porn. They know exactly what they are doing,” says Holly, who definitely knows what she’s doing.
The current Blog poll asks, “Which busty mainstream celebrity would you most like to see in a fuck film?” The choices are singer Mariah Carey, actress Christina Hendricks from the TV show Mad Men, actress Sofia Vergara from the TV show Modern Family, actress Salma Hayek and country music singer Dolly Parton. Here’s my view of the five choices:
Mariah Carey: Curvy and likes to show off her tits, ass and legs in stripper-like clothing. The dress she wore at the Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony in Rockefeller Center would be banned from most family gatherings. Plus, she wears fuck shoes. However, Mariah once got insulted when Howard Stern, thinking he was complimenting her, told her she dressed like a stripper. This indicates to me that there are two sides to Mariah: the outer slut we want to fuck and the scary inner good girl who doesn’t know what the hell she is. If Mariah was any good in bed, she would have said to Stern, “Thank you.” I’m guessing she’d make a bad porn actress (no surprise since she’s already a lousy mainstream actress).
Christina Hendricks: According to unofficial reports, Christina has DDD-cup breasts. She also has a big ass. I’d like to see her getting plowed from behind, preferably in her tuchus, while her boobs hang. Judging by how sexy she is on-camera in a TV show, I’m guessing that she’d be a wild, nasty, dirty-talking XXX performer. I’d like to see two scenes with Christina: one in which we see her flaming red bush and one in which her pussy is shaved.
Sofia Vergara: I have to try to ignore the annoying, non-stop chatterbox character she plays on Modern Family and concentrate on 1.) Her tits; and 2.) The fact that she’s Colombian. Unfortunately, I suspect that her tits aren’t as big as she makes them out to be (I’m guessing they’re C-cups, Ds at best). So, even though her Latina heritage suggests a wild fuck, her tits would ultimately disappoint me. However, as wives go, she’s a major step up for Ed O’Neil from Katey Sagal.
Salma Hayek: Salma is a saucy Mexican, and many Mexican girls have proven to be nasty, filthy porn stars. However, like Sofia, Salma’s tits probably aren’t as big as we think they are. However, I wouldn’t mind seeing Sofia and Salma in a XXX lesbian scene, and if one of our studs, say Johnny or Lucas, wanted to drop by and poke them in the ass while they’re eating each others’ pussies, that would be fine.
Dolly Parton: Dolly is 66 years old. She has always freely admitted to enjoying sex, and I’m guessing she has developed into one of those always-horny MILFs we see at 60PlusMILFs.com. She also has giant tits, probably even bigger than people think. She once had to cancel a tour because of a sore back. “You lug these around and see if your back don’t hurt!” she said. You have to love a woman who is always calling attention to her tits, so I think Dolly would be a red-hot fuck on-camera, always making sure her tits were in view, whether she was sucking cock or fucking. Or getting tit-fucked, which is a must. And wouldn’t you love to see Dolly facialized?
This is a tough choice. Right now, Christina Hendricks has 53% of the vote, and I think I agree with the voters.
Santa Claus' busty helper Anjii Ross. No wonder his hair is white.
Right on time to bust out that holiday cheer, the February ’13 SCORE magazine is now at your favorite store.
In this edition:
Covergirl Anjii Ross in her mag debut.
The debuts of Gabrielle Love and Kalila Kane.
Canada’s Stanley Cup television sensation Taylor Stevens.
Australian superstar Angela White.
British stunner Michelle Bond.
Harmony Bliss and a big Xmas toy.
Stephanie Stalls does a wild DP. Stephanie’s nastiest scene.
Daylene Rio’s couch dance gets out of hand.
The round-up of the best DVDs of 2012.
In “Boob Beat,” a chance to win Hitomi’s signed bra. Only one in existence!
The popular “Scorecard” readers’ forum.
Another must-own issue. A free DVD is included with the mag in most areas.
If your store doesn’t have SCORE, #1 in Big Boobs, mail their name and address to us at score@scoregroup.com and we’ll handle the rest.
Shop online? Get the February ’13 SCORE at eBoobStore. If you collect digital mags and like to read them on your phone or tablet, we’ve got that covered, too. The digital version of the mag also contains five embedded video clips of Daylene, Kalila, Stephanie, Gabrielle and Michelle. Check out the video samples.
Deck the halls with boobs and hooters. Nothing beats holiday highbeams!
Anjii unwrapped! Yeah, we know it's rushing things to open the present too early.
This weekend, two things happened to me which are noteworthy.
The first is that I was suckered with pizza and beer into helping a friend paint his new apartment . (Really, I did it because I am a good friend, but beer always improves house painting, I think.)
The second is that I found myself at Home Depot buying paint.
While that is not of note necessarily, what happened at this hardware mecca is.
You see, when I go to Home Depot, I get hit on alllllllllllll the time. It’s a store fueled by testosterone and tools. Within its confines, you will find all kinds of men doing and buying things that are manly. Husbands, construction worker types, college-aged jocks, burly older types all walking around and checking out the goods.
And by the goods, I mean the few women that are in the store looking lost and unsure of themselves. (Tools and home improvement are not most women’s cup of tea.) So, whenever I find myself at Home Depot, there are men looking at my boobs in every aisle.
Sometimes they approach me and sometimes they just gawk at me, but the bottom line is, if you have a big rack like I do, or a big ass like most of the women in Miami do, you are getting hit on. That is a fact.
Women approaching women in stores and striking up conversations about tits doesn't JUST happen in pornos.
That is why I was so confused when this tiny old lady came up to me and in very hushed tones asked me if I spoke Spanish. When I replied that I did, she leaned in and asked me where I bought my bras.
“My daughter,” she said while motioning with her head to a busty teen girl about 10 feet away. “She has big breasts like you and her bras don’t fit her right. Her breasts don’t look nice. Yours look nice. Where can I buy her the right bras?”
Now, the guys who I was with all looked shocked that this woman was discussing my breasts and comparing them to her daughter’s, too. But I didn’t even bat an eyelash. Maybe it’s because I work in porn. Or maybe it’s because I am used to people talking about my breasts. I just launched into an explanation about the importance of getting fitted for a bra and knowing your true bra size.
After a few minutes, I could tell that this mother, who had tiny breasts by the way, was not understanding what I was saying. Maybe it was my Spanish? Or maybe, because she didn’t have big breasts, she just didn’t understand the process of finding a bra that fit.
I then offered to speak to her daughter directly.
I walked up to the girl, who looked to be dying of embarrassment at the moment, and told her, “Your mom says you are having trouble finding bras…”
And instead of having an open conversation about what was clearly a problem for her (Her wrong-sized bra was riding up her back and her breasts were being pulled down by too-small, ill-fitting bra cups.), she totally freaked out.
“I don’t have a problem with my bra. I am fine,” she replied nervously.
“I can help you figure out what the problem is so they fit better,” I said.
“No, no. I am okay,” she countered. And then she walked away and I turned to her mother and said, “She doesn’t seem to think she needs help with her bras. I hope I gave you the info you needed.”
And that was that.
But I realized right there and then that this girl was suffering from Boob Shame. She was at the awkward stage of having big boobs where you try to deny their bigness because you don’t want to look different from everyone else. She was in denial and didn’t even want to talk about her boobs because they embarrassed her. Granted, I’m a stranger, and maybe she was uncomfortable talking to me about them, but she looked like she couldn’t talk to anyone about them. If she did, she would have asked someone, maybe at one of the many stores her mother mentioned that she’d been to, about her bra size.
It made me realize and remember how tough it is to have big boobs when you are younger. Young women have to come to grips with their big boobs and embrace that they are going to be big and that’s that. But it’s tough. In a world full of flatties, busty girls stick out like a sore thumb. And at a young age, they deal with a lot of teasing and terrorizing by their less-busty class mates and peers. I can’t tell you how many busty models have told me stories about being teased and ridiculed at the age when their boobs started growing bigger than their friends’ boobs. I can’t tell you how difficult and frustrating it was for me to find bras when I was younger.
I saw Little Miss Boob Shame again at the checkout, and she was covering her boobs with crossed arms and looking notably upset. I didn’t want to push the envelope further, but I walked over and handed her my number.
“I know it’s embarrassing to talk about, but if you ever want some advice on how to buy the right bra, you can contact me,” I said. And then I walked away.
And that was that.
I hope she calls.
If I can help her embrace her top-heaviness at a young age, she will have an easier time adjusting to them overall.
And that’s how we do away with Boob Shame…one pair at a time.
