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November 29, 2012 by Dave
She comes from a city in the Ukraine whose name I couldn’t even begin to pronounce. All I know is that it has a lot of Ps and Rs in it and some Ks and Vs, too. She will turn 20 the day before Christmas. She speaks very little English. To tell you the truth, I don’t know if she speaks any. I’m guessing she doesn’t speak much, judging by the writing on the Model Info sheet she filled out for us.
But she has these (see below). And she’s coming to SCORELAND next month. Now that should brighten up your day! It did mine.
A sneak peek at Anya. I discovered this photo by accident while looking through Elliot's SCORELAND folder for December.
By the way, did anyone see what Mariah Carey wore at the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting? Mariah once got insulted because Howard Stern, the radio personality, told her she dressed like a stripper. Well, at 42 years old, Mariah is still dressing like a stripper. But get this: There’s an on-line poll that asks, “Was Mariah Carey’s outfit too low-cut for a family friendly event?” And so far, 57% have said yes! Are you kidding me? Do a Google search for the photo and get back to me. I think if Mariah hadn’t wasted her talents on a singing career, she could have been a great fuck star. But I’m sure she’d be insulted by me saying that.
November 28, 2012 by Elliot James
Melissa beats a boobie bongo.
The staff at SCORE cannot bring peace to the world or resolve the numerous financial messes.
However, as you saw in a recent Blog posting with beautiful Melissa Manning, it’s gratifying that we can help busty girls learn their true bra sizes so that they can go about their days in comfort. We and Melissa learned that her boobs are 36H-cups, up from 34Gs. Excellent news and a reason for rejoicing. It beats a cup-size recession any day.
Melissa was the covergirl of two magazines in 2012, the May ’12 Voluptuous and July ’12 SCORE, and she’s the covergirl of the April ’13 SCORE (on-sale January 22, 2013).
Melissa is also in the running for SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year 2012. The SCORE contest ends December 31, 2012 and the Voluptuous contest ends January 31, 2013, so if you haven’t cast your ballots yet, please get your fucking votes in, dammit!
Today, we have kind of a bongo lesson with Melissa at SCORELAND. Well, it’s not really a lesson. But I’ll use any excuse to see Melissa naked.
November 27, 2012 by Maria
Scarlet is a real girl-next-door...if the girl next door was hot and liked threesomes!
I love when I get to hang out with a new model in the SCORELAND studio.
You know, just two chicks talkin’ about boobs and sex and all the other things that come up in conversation when I chit-chat with newbs.
Scarlet has tattoos and two sexy H-cup tits.
Today I got to hang out with busty newcomer Scarlet LaVey and she is HOT. I am talking about very hot. And tattooed. And HOT. And she has great, big titties. H-cup tits, in fact.
And of course I wouldn’t tell you she is hot and then not tell you why, so allow me to Wow! you with some titillating facts about Ms. LaVey.
1) She is hot. (But you already knew that.) She also reminds me of one of my faves, Dors Feline.
2) She is an ex-ballerina and very flexible. (But more on that in an upcoming post, I promise.)
3) She likes rough tit-play.
4) She likes threesomes.
5) Her fantasy is to have sex with 20 tattooed guys at once.
6) She likes it when men check out her tits.
7) She loves latex.
8) She can also tap dance. (So can I, which led to a lot of talk about tap dancing topless.)
9) She is a very good artist.
10) She is only 20-years-old.
There are more things that I can tell you about this sexy lady, but you will have to stay tuned to find out.
I promise you…you will love getting to know Scarlet. She ranks high on the Hubba-Hubba Scale.
xoxo,
Maria
November 26, 2012 by Elliot James
The new DVD Ready For Stuffing. Yes, they are.
Thanksgiving may be over for another year, but for me, it’s something I celebrate every day because I give thanks every single day for huge-boobed ladies, especially the ones who toss off their bras and panties here.
It kind of goes boob-in-bra-cup with the holiday I singlehandedly created in another Blog, National Areolae Day. When I am elected president, this holiday will become a federal one.
If you celebrate Thanksgiving, the title of this new DVD at eBoobStore is a phrase you may have heard at the Thanksgiving table last week: Ready For Stuffing.
It’s right hours on four discs and stars 30 models! The complete list of girls is in the eBoobStore description.
The gal on the cover is the California goddess Michelle May, one of the many primo babes selected for this collection.
Assuming you watch one scene a day, it’ll take you a month to watch this DVD. I call that a deal a tit-man can’t refuse.
November 25, 2012 by Elliot James
Cindy Cupps
I’m talkin’ about areolae, friends.
That area of the breast that encircles the nipple and varies in size like crazy from girl to girl.
Some scientists say that the areola has a different color than the nipple so the nipple area can be more visible to a sucking baby.
Some areolae are circular. Some are oval. Some are pale. Some are dark. Pregnancy often kicks off a change to a darker hue.
The average diameter is 1.5 inches or 38 mm.
But there are girls with areolae as wide as teacup saucers. Like silver-dollar pancakes.
They’re hard to find, and when you do, it’s a reason to celebrate.
National Areolae Day has a nice ring to it.
Seein’s believin’, so here we have a selection of fantastically huge areolae from SCORELAND to feed your need. Pass the syrup. To be continued…
Victoria Lane
Maria Moore
Eden
November 24, 2012 by Elliot James
Wow! Now that's a student body!
Can’t get enough of Felicia Clover?
Her latest video at SCOREVideos.com is “Student Body.” The bustiest girl on campus, Felicia needs a study break from the books, and her booty call needs her boobs in his face. Fair trade? “I’m a good girl but not in the bedroom. I’m a bad girl there,” says Felicia. Give the girl an A, will ya?
And at SCORELAND, Siri is a new hire at the SCORE warehouse in “Triple Play.” (Now that’s a real fantasy!) Siri is going to show these two bozos that they’d better straighten out or she’ll straighten them out! And she’s got just the job skills to do it. If I knew these shenanigans were going on in the warehouse, I’d have sold tickets.
Siri goes for the Triple Play at SCORELAND! Booyah!
November 23, 2012 by Maria
It's Cyber Monday at the eboobstore!
Let’s face it, Black Friday is a time for lines and lines and lines and more lines at any of your favorite local stores.
Do you want to get stuck behind Captain Complainerpants who is going to talk your ear off for an hour about how long the line you’re both standing in is?
Do you want to be trapped in front of Stressed-Out Mommy whose annoying brat keeps kicking you?
Do you want to argue with someone over the last item in the whole store?
Do you want to almost get trampled by determined shoppers who slept outside the store in order to get those really good deals?
If you are into that kind of thing, stop reading right now and please, enjoy the rest of your day filled with standing around and other non-enjoyable shopping shenanigans.
But if you are into spending your time doing way cooler things like checking out big tits and getting big savings, then let’s talk about our giant cyber sale happening right now at the eBoobStore!
Right now until November 27, you can get many of our best DVDs for up to 80% OFF!
Now that’s a sale you can get behind!
Plus, there are no lines, no waiting and nothing but pure-boob power to keep you entertained.
So, drop what you are doing right now. If you are in a long line, leave it.
And head over to the eBoobStore by clicking HERE to get the best sales in town with none of that waiting in long lines crap.
Happy Black Friday!
xoxo
Maria
November 22, 2012 by Maria
Happy Spanksgiving! Let's be thankful for big, white, round booties!
It’s here!
Football and Turkey with Parades and Desserts Day, AKA Thanksgiving!
On behalf of all of us here at SCORELAND, I want to wish all of you a safe and happy holiday surrounded by family and friends and lots of good eats!
On this day, we all reflect on why we are thankful. We give thanks for all the awesome things that make our lives wonderful.
Well, upon reflecting what makes my day extra amazing, I couldn’t help but think about the one thing I am most thankful for…
White women with big asses.
I know, I know…I should be thankful for big tits, and I am, but not as much as I am for big white booties.
In fact, the last time that Felicia Clover was in our studio, she introduced me to the term “whooty”, which stands for “white girl with a big booty.”
And boy do I love whooties!
(Technically, I love all big asses. I just like big, white asses the best.)
In fact, I am so thankful for those round, white asses that I am renaming today SPANKSGIVING.
So, in the name of Spanksgiving, here is a big, white booty montage for all of you and I hope it inspires you to spank your cocks in appreciation!
HAPPY SPANKSGIVING, GUYS! I HOPE YOU STUFF YOUR COCKS INTO HOT CHICKS TODAY! Hopefully ones with big asses!
xoxo,
Maria
Contessa Rose has a fat, white ass!
Lana Ivans has a big butt and I cannot lie...
Sara Jay and phat ass go together like salt and pepper.
Siri's big, milky white ass makes me want to eat her cookie.
Felicia Clover is a "whooty"; a white girl with a big booty!
Ashley Sage looks like she needs a spanking.
Daphne Rosen has a whole lotta ass!
BootyLicious model Julie Cash is packing a lot of junk in her trunk!
Karina Hart has an award-winning booty. She won V-mag's Ass of the Year in 2011.
Cherry Brady has big melons and big buns, too!
November 21, 2012 by Dave
There's only one thing missing from this photo: Me.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, but today, I’m going to give thanks. I am going to give thanks because there are times when I have to stop and realize that I’m lucky to have the job I have. And those times usually occur when I’m thinking, “Why don’t I ever get any?”
For example, there’s a new hardcore video of Siri going up tomorrow at SCORELAND. You will definitely give thanks for this video. Siri has a three-way with two studs. I suggest that between football games, you sneak off to your study, or wherever your jack chamber happens to be, and enjoy the show. But there’s a third guy in the video. He’s not a stud. He doesn’t get any of Siri’s mouth or pussy. He plays the boss.
That guy would be me.
Poor me. Pity me! Let’s have a pity party for Dave. Because all Dave got to do that day was stare at Siri’s naked tits and ass for about a half hour.
I have done the following over the past 11 years: Interview girls while they were sucking SOME OTHER GUY’S cock. Interview girls while they were FUCKING SOME OTHER GUY. Had girls finger-fuck and dildo their pussies in front of me…just so they could fuck SOME OTHER GUY. Oiled up girls’ boobs before they went off to fuck SOME OTHER GUY.
Well, I’m here to tell you that you get two things from situations like these:
1.) Blue balls.
2.) Good memories.
And there’s nothing like a good memory to get rid of a nasty case of blue balls.
So I’m giving thanks. Thanks for the in-person tits, thanks for the in-person pussy, thanks that I could walk into the studio, as I did earlier this week, and see Bailey Santanna sitting in the makeup chair without a stitch of clothes on.
Of course, moments later, she fucked SOME OTHER GUY!
But I’m giving thanks anyway. Because as the hooker says to Woody Allen in the movie Deconstructing Harry, “It beats the hell out of waitressing!”
Not that I’ve ever been a waitress. Happy Thanksgiving.
November 20, 2012 by Maria
Bailey's boobs are way bigger these days.
Bailey Santanna and I go way back.
Each time she has been in our studio, she and I have chatted and hung out.
Bailey's baby bump is also pretty big these days!
(Like this time HERE and like this time HERE.)
So, when she came back to our studio again, this time preggers and with WAYYYYYYY bigger tits, it was only natural that they send me, her BFF (sort of…in my imagination) in to speak to her.
Okay, fine, we aren’t besties, but I am pretty cool with her and her lovely boobs, so there.
We spoke about her boobs being bigger. (She says they are like two cup sizes bigger but that she doesn’t really know because she doesn’t fit into any bras, actually.) She also told me that she is hornier and needs to have sex each day. And she told me that her tits are way more sensitive now that she is knocked up.
She also talked about pregnant sex. It was pretty hot stuff.
You can check out a video of she and I chatting in an upcoming blog.
And while I was just supposed to shoot a blog video with Bailey, I snapped these two shots of her with my phone ’cause I wanted to share her big tits and lovely face with you guys!
Enjoy Ms. Santanna’s preggo belly and boobs!
xoxox
Maria
