Perhaps Elliot meant to do this when he put together the XLGirls.com schedule of postings, but this has turned out to be Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com.
Wait a second…what did I just say? Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com? Isn’t every week Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com?
Well, yeah, I guess it is. But here’s the thing: You know how sometimes different things catch your eye? Sometimes I’ll look at a photo set and think, “Wow! Look at the rack on that girl!” Sometimes I’ll think, “Wow! Look at the nipples on that girl!” But when I looked at the set of Nikki Smith that went up on Monday, I thought, “Wow! Look at the cleavage on that girl!” And I thought the same thing when looking at today’s photos of Joanna Lake and tomorrow’s photos of Renee Ross.
Tits were a great invention, but tits come naturally. Whoever came up with the idea of cleavage is a genius. But the person who convinced women that it’s okay to show their cleavage in public is either the smartest or the smoothest person in the history of the world.
I think I’ve said this before, but I haven’t said it in a long time. Let’s say you’re a pussy guy. Pussy is the thing you most want to fuck. And let’s say women were walking around in public with their pussies out…No way, right? It could never happen.
Or let’s say you’re an ass man. Ass is the thing you most want to fuck. And women were walking around in public with their asses out…No way, right? It could never happen.
But you’re a boob man. And cleavage is the thing you most want to fuck. And women are walking around all the time showing their cleavage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ran out of exclamation points there. Maybe Maria has some I can borrow.
The amazing and very large-breasted Roxi Red is doing her first XXX scene ever.
ROXI RED IS DOING XXX RIGHT NOW!
Yes, that’s right, Roxi Red is riding the bologna pony. Someone is inserting his Tab A into her Slot B. She is knockin’ the boots. She is playing hide the salami. She is dancing the horizontal mambo. She is going all the way. She is getting the hot beef injection. She is engaging in some hanky panky. The hands on her clock are pointing to sexy time. She is riding the one-eyed dragon. She is at the No Pants Party. She is involved in a sausage and doughnut situation. She has a one-way ticket to Pound Town. She is shaking the sheets. She is getting a deposit from the Wank Bank. She is getting plowed and she is not a field.
Yes…she is totally fucking.
I know this because my desk butts up to our studio and there is only a wall between me and all the action.
And by the sounds of things…they are going well in there, knowhaddamean? 😉
But because I am a journalist on the boob beat, I actually got an eyewitness account of what is going on in there. That witness happens to be none other than SCORE editor Dave Rosenbaum, who was actually chatting with Roxi while she, um, took a fine, young stud on a magic carpet ride.
Here is what Dave had to say about the action:
“First she did a bra show where she jokingly put on a DD-cup bra and completely ripped it to shreds.”
“She is doing her scene with Johnny Champ and she made his dick disappear between her boobs.”
“She rested her enormous tits on his thighs and sucked his cock.”
“She was in a great mood, especially when she was sucking cock.”
There you have it, folks, the real story.
So, be on the lookout for some hot new XXX action coming your way featuring K-cup queen, Roxi Red!
Jugs, melons, tits, hooters, bazooms, knockers, headlights, boobs and sweater stretchers. Just a few beloved slang terms for female breasts.
What do they call boobs in other languages? I have pondered this subject for a long time.
So I hit the books and did my research, coming up with this compilation of titty terms from around the globe. And globes is yet another boobish word, come to think of it.
Afrikaans: bors
Arabic: biz
Chinese: nu nu
Finnish: rintas
French: poitrines; seines; mamelles
German: mopse; titten
Hungarian: cici; didi; didko; mell
Indonesian: dadas
Italian: zinne
Japanese: oppai; kyonyuu (huge breasts); dekapai (huge breasts described in a dirty way)
Macedonian: cicki
Norwegian: brysters
Portuguese: peitos
Polish: cycki
Quebecois: boules
Romanian: tites
Russian: siski
Spanish: chichis; repisas; tetas,
Swahili: kifua
Swedish: tuttar; brosters
Swiss-German: chabis
Yap (Micronesia): thuuth
So now we can all say knockers in Yap. Who says we are not in search of academic excellence at SCORE?
If SCORELAND Blog readers know of any titular expressions in other languages, feel free to comment below.
Miss Hollan is another Eastern European babe with a curvy body and tits that take control and won’t let go.
I need to do a count one day and see which nation stacks up the best in the naturals missile race at SCORELAND. It’s either going to be the Czech Republic or Great Britain, the way I see it. I’m ashamed that the USA lags behind. Yeah, we’ve had Melissa Manning, Roxi Red, Jasmine Shiraz, Anjii Ross , Melissa Reed and Sadie Blooms among the recent American newcomers, but that’s not enough to defeat the European juggernaut. More American girls need to step up to the plate and contact SCOREModelsWanted.com.
Janne has a day job in Prague, Czech Republic as a customer service agent for a car company, but I’ll bet she thinks about modeling during office hours. I’ll also bet she wears low-cut blouses at work.
“I love big cars and big trucks,” says Janne, apparently no Smart car fan. “My dream car is a Hummer.” Janne should move to America and bring her missiles with her because those old, narrow Prague streets have no room for Hummers.
Well, I can dream.
And at SCOREVideos.com, Jolie Rain is back in an all-new XXX scene. Where’s Jolie been? Well, for starters, in Iraq serving in the army! And now the redhaired vixen brings her rack back for a tit attack! Coming soon to the Blog for a video chat and coming to SCORELAND for a hot bouncing shaggeroo!
Jolie Rain: The Redhead With A Rack Is Back at SCOREVideos.com.
After winning 2011 V-Mag Newcomer of the Year, Hitomi is up for 2012 SCORE Newcomer of the Year and Voluptuous Model of the Year.
Election Day in the United States is only 11 days away. Thank goodness! For the past two months, voters in swing states (Florida, home of SCORELAND, is one of them) have been inundated with ads from the candidates. Every time you turn on the TV or radio, somebody is talking about the election. Meaningless drivel, all of it. The only thing that counts is the votes. And speaking of which…
The voting booths are now open for the 2012 SCORE and Voluptuous awards.
And since this is the season when politicians make meaningless promises they have no intention of keeping, I’d like to make some promises I do intend to keep:
1. The winners of the SCORE and Voluptuous awards will be super-stacked.
2. They will be far more attractive than any politician (including Sarah Palin, if she still counts as a politician).
3. Each issue of SCORE and Voluptuous will provide modeling opportunities for at least nine or 10 busty babes. Now that’s a solid plan to deal with the unemployment rate.
4. Rather than that goofy Electoral College system the U.S. uses, the winners will be based on the popular vote. One man, one vote.
And the finalists are:
2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Valory Irene is trying to pull off the N.O.Y./Model of the Year double.
SCORE Newcomer of the Year: Estelle Taylor, Goldie Ray, Hitomi, Melissa Manning, Nancy Navarro, Roxanne Miller, Sabrina Linn, Siri
Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year: Emilia Boshe, Goldie Ray, Janne Hollan, Kristi Maxx, Krystal Swift, Melissa Manning, Melissa Reed, Nancy Navarro, Roxanne Miller, Sadie Blooms, Siri, Tahnee Taylor
SCORE Model of the Year: Angela White, Beshine, Dolly Delight, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Leanne Crow, Maserati, Sheridan Love, Valory Irene, Venera
Voluptuous Model of the Year: Ashley Sage Ellison, Elaina Gregory, Gya Roberts, Hitomi, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Leanne Crow, Micky Bells, Natalie Fiore, Renee Ross, Sophie Mae, Terri Jane
SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year: Africa, Brittany O’Neil, Camille Morgan, Daylene Rio, Desiree, Elizabeth Starr, Kitana Flores, Minka, Stephanie Stalls, Goldie Ray, Siri
Angel DeLuca is a finalist in three Voluptuous categories. That's very impressive!
Voluptuous XXX of the Year: Bailey Santanna, Bunny de la Cruz, Camille Morgan, Desiree, Destiny Rose, Kristina Milan, Maserati, Melonie Max, Natasha Dulce, Sabina Leigh, Shyla Shy, Terry Nova
SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Cindy Cupps, Colt 45, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Julia Miles, Lacey Legends, Sammie Black, Toppsy Curvey
Voluptuous Plumper of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Carlene, Anna Kay, April McKenzie, Arianna Sinn, Camelia Davis, Dors Feline, Laurella, Marille, Marilyn White, Trinity Michaels, Violet Addams
Voluptuous Pussy of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Kay, Elaina Gregory, Goldie Ray, Gya Roberts, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Krystal Swift, Natalie Fiore, Renee Ross, Roxanne Miller, Siri
Voluptuous Ass of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Carlene, Anna Kay, Ashley Sage Ellison, Dors Feline, Goldie Ray, Karina Hart, Marilyn White, Melissa Reed, Renee Ross, Siri, Sophie Mae
A few weeks ago, I asked SCORELAND members if they go on any social networks. There are hundreds of these sites, and many countries have their own home-grown versions in their own languages. (Weibo is huge in China.)
But the current leaders in North America are Facebook and Twitter. Once king of the hill, MySpace is in the dumpster (which is where Facebook stock shares are currently residing).
The results were:
Facebook: 63%
Twitter: 10%
Google+: 5%
MySpace: 2%
Not listed: 20% (which seems to indicate that they don’t bother with them, period)
So why should you go on Twitter?
Two words: SCORE boobs.
Twitter isn’t just for smartphone users, although it was originally created for 24/7 phone users. A person can go on Twitter on any desktop, lap top or tablet and communicate in short bursts of no more than 140 characters.
Maria is in charge of the SCORELAND Twitter site, where you can find the latest updates about who’s shaking their big boobs here, SCORE news, events, photos, new models, video links and other good things to keep abreast of. Lots of SCORELAND and XLGirls models follow us, too. You might meet some of your favorites.
I say join in and follow us.
Stay twitillated, my friends.
What else did I want to mention today? Oh, yeah. Sarah Rae’s got her Finger In The Pie over at XLGirls today. XLGirls.com is not responsible for seizures when you see her huge 38J boobs unleashed once again.
One of the best things about my job is seeing a newcomer for the first time and getting to be the one who sees her boobs before anyone else.
It’s a very exclusive privilege. It’s a titsclusive, actually.
And today’s brand-new boobs belong to the very blonde, very cute Morgan Page.
This ex-dancer and new model is not only a hottie, but she is also very handy.
What I mean by that is that she knows how to use tools…
and no, I don’t mean man hammers, either.
This Texan firecracker is actually into home renovation and repairs and likes to spend her downtime doing all sorts of construction projects in her house.
Now, if you just imagined Morgan in tiny shorts, a white wife-beater top and construction boots, breasts heaving and jiggling while she hammers something…
it’s okay cause I did, too. Great (perverted) minds think alike.
This is Morgan’s first time modeling, and she was a little nervous about it. Not to worry because she looks great and her tits are pretty hot, too.
You can check out her pics on SCORELAND today and her first video ever tomorrow.
For now, say hello to Ms. Page, the sexiest hammer-wielding construction lady of all time.
Like Bob the Builder, but more like Boob the Builder.
Well, when Maserati came into our studio the other day I noticed that her tits were bigger, too!
So, I whipped out my handy measuring tape and with the help of one of our makeup artist, measured Maserati’s guns.
THEY WERE BIGGER!
I don’t know what is happening out there in the world, maybe it’s the water or the ozone or something, but ladies are coming back to our studio with bigger tits.
No complaints here, though.
In this case, bigger is DEFINITELY better.
Check out Maserati’s HUGE boobs below and enjoy!
She’s bouncing like crazy at SCOREVideos.com this weekend in a brand new XXX video
