S.M. of Baltimore, Maryland, one of the most-prolific writers to SCORE (made even more-impressive by the fact that he hand-writes and mails his letters using envelopes and postage stamps), sent along his list of the top 10 most-exotic SCORE Girls of all-time. I thought you might like to have a look at it on this Autumn Saturday.
My response to S.M.: Interesting list, but where’s Exotica?
1. Luma. The most exotically beautiful. Like Sharday, no penetration shots, boy-girl or videos, but still…
2. Bea Flora. Exotic in a mysterious way. Everything from facial expressions to her body language.
3. Sophie Mae. Her physique alone is exotic but also her air of mystery. Her eyes are also exotic-looking.
4. Shione Cooper. Shione is both facially exotic and sexually exotic in a teasing way.
5. Chloe Vevrier and Linsey Dawn McKenzie (tie). Chloe is the most-exotic German model. Linsey is the most-exotic British model.
6. Paola Rios. Paola’s subtle expressions show it also, but she also has one of the best exotic body frames, too.
7. Hitomi. Best exotic Asian model. Sorry Minka, Jade Feng and Lena Li.
8. Kiko Lee. Not surprise that Kiko is an exotic dancer. She’s exotically sophisticated.
9. Tiffany Towers. One of the most laid back in her approach but gives off an exotic vibe.
10. Cynthia Romero. Not only cute and pretty but her innocence and shyness have exotic appeal.
By the way, S.M., that’s 11, not 10. But thanks for sharing and keep writing.
Discovered in Romania back in 2004 when we first visited that great nation, Joana Bliss is back at SCORELAND in a brand-new photo set and video, and she’s looking better than ever. Joana hasn’t been seen in SCORE since the March 2007 issue and in the December 2006 Voluptuous. Many glorious babes have come from Romania in recent years (Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Jasmine Black, and most recently Roxanne Miller and Estelle Taylor, to name a few ). I know there are still more new discoveries to find in Romania. The Force is strong there. I can feel it.
Post-pregnant Shyla Shy lactates.
If you are lactose intolerant, please be aware that there’s going to be a lot of milking going on at SCORELAND. Your monitor may need a windshield wiper. We photographed Shyla Shy when she was seven months knocked-up, doing what led to her getting knocked-up in the first place. We photographed Shyla at over eight-months pregnant and sporting a massive belly bump. We’re happy to report that Shyla has delivered her bundle of joy safe and sound and is back for more sport-sex again like the voluptuous MILF she is. Shyla was also happy to share some knocker-nectar with her boff-buddy Carlos.
Milk. It's what's for breastfest.
And rounding and mounding out the weekend is the amazing colossal woman Roxi Red, the big hit of SCORELAND. Roxi Red is already in the user-created Top 20 models page along with such superstars as Renee Ross, Christy Marks and Kelly Christiansen. There was even a comment from SCORE reader’s wife Barbie Kelly’s husband: “This is Mr. Kelley, husband of SCOREmodel Barbie Kelley. We were in Miami doing Barbie’s photo shoot and just caught a glimpse of this beautiful lady as the elevator closed. Holy cow, this is one sexy lady…never have I hated so bad to see an elevator door close.” One of the bustiest naturals, Roxi’s boobs might even generate their own gravitational fields. Our photographer of “Size Matters” felt his camera being pulled from his hands when Miss Red popped and dropped her top.
Roxi Red reveals.
Speaking of big, bigger, and bigness, bra-wrecker Maserati is back, front and center again, and her first stop is SCOREVideos.com in the new video “Breastfest In Bed.” Maserati is a walking busty wet dream when she appears in the bedroom to awaken a male pipe-fitter. In her hands, a tray loaded with bananas, whipped cream, strawberries. It’s a breakfast and a breastfest of champions. If Maserati looks bustier than ever, it’s because she is and we have an upcoming Blog video that proves it so stay tuned. Maserati doesn’t wake him up with a song (She has a nice singing voice. Check out SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011.) but she does give him a nice hummer. Welcome back, Maserati.
Tits-a-poppin' Maserati.
And over at XLGirls.com, Delilah Black spins “That Young Black Magic” on an eager dude. Her birthday is October 31, Halloween, and she’s a Scorpio, the sexiest sign of the Zodiac. Like the Delilah of old, this Delilah drains the strength out of men but with her tits, lips and hips, not with haircuts. “I figure the Gods blessed me with this body so to hide it would be blasphemous,” admits the big-boob goddess as another horny disciple worships at the altar of her cleavage and curves. Got that right!
I was never fortunate enough to actually live next door to a girl-next-door who could have been a V-Girl-next-door. Now that I think about it, I was never fortunate enough to live next door to an exotic dancer or a porn star, either. I was a deprived youth, one of the 47-percenters who thought he was entitled to live next door to a girl-next-door. Someone has to live next door to these mythical beings called girls-next-door, but it was never me. But let’s not talk about me. Let’s talk about them.
Because it’s all about them.
The girl-next-door, or GND as I call them. What are her qualities? It depends on what your definition is, and that’s different for every guy.
She’s good-natured. Wholesome-looking. Pretty. Has a down-to-earth personality. Goes easy on the make-up. Friendly. Smiles a lot. Straightfoward and honest. Great physical sex appeal. Doesn’t look blinged out and bleary eyed from clubbing all night. Doesn’t use dirty words when she speaks except (maybe) when she’s fucking. Dresses casually, often in tank tops and shorts. Not impressed by status or money. Doesn’t have two-dozen tattoos on her back and limbs. She might have a tongue or navel piercing or both since this ain’t 1965 anymore. And–do I need to mention this?–she has big, usually natural, tits.
Which leads me to the girls in our latest DVD V-Girls Next Door. My fellow peeps who worked on this DVD picked the right covergirl in the right photo. Michelle Bond is the prototype for New Millenium British girls-next-door.
Including Michelle, there are a dozen V-Girls in this two-disc set that runs over three hours.
And no hinky guys in sight.
Play the trailer in eBoobStore and see what I mean.
Cassidy: short 'n' stacked and getting ass-fucked by two guys at 50PlusMILFs.com.
The other day, I was in a meeting about SCORELAND2when I happened to mention to SCORE Chief John Fox that Elliot and I have been selecting scenes for SCORELAND2 not only from SCORELAND but from SCOREVideos.com, XLGirls.com, BigTitHooker.com, BigBoobsPOV.com and just about every TSG website in which big-boobed girls have appeared (the only criteria being that they’re go-to scenes for either me or Elliot and they were posted more than two years ago). So, although we’ve promoted SCORELAND2 as “SCORELAND‘s Best Remastered,” it’s actually much more than that.
Then I realized that just last week, we posted a scene on 50PlusMILFs.com of big-titted, short ‘n’ stacked divorcee Cassidy Exe getting ass-fucked by two guys.
And that’s when it occurred to me: Forget about our big-tit websites and magazines for a second…we’re big-boobed biased all the way through. I try not to be. I realize that there are a lot of MILF lovers out there who don’t care if a 40something, 50something or 60something has big tits. But put a big pair in front of me and I’m very likely to say, “Bring her in!”
There are 92 women featured at 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com. Nearly half of them are D-cuppers or larger. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
This week, at 60PlusMILFs.com, we’re featuring a 63-year-old named Phoenix. She has F-cup tits. She told me she has nipplegasms, meaning she can cum just by having her nipples played with. She has a dozen nipple clamps and suction cups. That got my attention.
And Friday at 40SomethingMag.com, we’re featuring 48-year-old newcomer Barbi Banks. Barbi has DD-cup tits.
Her daughter has H-cup tits.
Now, who is her daughter, you might ask?
Well, her daughter is XLGirl Nikki Smith. And Nikki sent her mom our way.
Now isn’t that special?
And this is Nikki Smith's mom. Starting Friday, she can be seen fucking at 40SomethingMag.com.
This is Nikki Smith. She can be seen fucking at XLGirls.com.
Melissa Manning is not the same girl she was when she first visited us.
Melissa’s changed.
I’m not blogging about her new hair color that’s changed from red to blonde (Melissa is a natural blonde anyway).
I’m blogging about an increase in her twin peaks.
Melissa looked bustier on this second trip.
Because she was bustier.
Voluptuous editor Maria G. proved it with a high-tech scientific instrument that laymen call a tape measure.
Melissa said she hadn’t noticed that her boobs had grown even bigger since the last time, but we caught it immediately. And you thought the stock market has made strong gains this year.
The people at SCORE have the kind of fanatic attention to detail that UFO investigators have except we focus on tits, not flying saucers (unless they are shaped like boobs). Here’s the proof.
Melissa can now march confidently into any bra store and buy a 36H-cup and march out in total comfort.
By the way, her areolae are really phenomenal.
And now I’d like you all to see the video “Sweater Stretcher” now playing at SCORELAND, SCOREHD and SCORE2Go.com.
Maggie Green, your V-mag editor Maria G. and Nikki Smith.
I met Nikki Smith when she came to our studios recently. The first time was briefly when she and Rockell were in our studios for the first time. It was a brief hello and bye situation, but something about her stayed with me. I couldn’t put my finger on it, but she reminded me of someone.
Don’t you just hate that? When you know who it is that a person reminds you of but you can’t figure it out and it drives you crazy?
Well, it drove me crazy until the second time that she was here. Then I got to hang out for a little while longer in her busty presence and I got to take a pic (above) of Maggie Green, Nikki and myself.
So, we were hanging out in the studio dressing room with Maggie Green and chatting, (Yes, my job is to chat with hot chicks. Be jealous.) and I got that feeling again. A very Déjà vu, haven’t-I-seen-you-somewhere-before kind of feeling.
It wasn’t until today that I was able to finally figure it out.
Nikki Smith
Nikki Perez
You see, Nikki Smith reminds me very much of Nikki Perez.
I have blogged about big-tit doppelgangers before, and this was one of those moments.
I was so relieved to finally piece it together because it was honestly driving me nuts. Whew! Now that I have nailed it, I can go about my big-boob musings in peace.
Also, I am overjoyed that there are two busty babes like Nikki and Nikki in the world. That’s the kind of thing that brings happiness to my heart.
Share your busty doppelgangers with me. I love your stories!
Melissa Manning: Sweater No. 1 from today's new photo set.
Melissa Manning in Sweater No. 2 from today's new photo set.
We just finished putting together a special sweater pictorial for SCORE magazine, and I wrote: “When the weather outside is frightful, it’s important to keep your extremities–meaning your hands, feet and face–warm and covered. But if the busty girl in your life asks, you can tell her THERE IS NO HARM IN EXPOSING YOUR CLEAVAGE TO THE ELEMENTS as long as her extremities are covered.”
There is, as far as I know, no scientific evidence to back up what I wrote. I do know, however, that one day several years ago, I walked into an ice hockey rink that was very, very cold and saw a busty girlfriend of one of the players on my team wearing a wool sweater…but the wool sweater was very low cut. Yep, there she was, standing in an ice hockey rink where it was practically freezing, and her cleavage was 80% exposed. But–and this is the important point–the sweater had long sleeves and she was wearing gloves and she WASN’T shivering.
All this comes to mind because a brand-new photo set of bustier-than-ever (and bustier-than-even-she-thought-she-was) Melissa Manning goes up today at SCORELAND, and a matching video on Monday and it just so happens that she’s wearing a sweater or two. And, wouldn’t you know it, it’s already mid-October, and the weather has already dipped below freezing in many parts of the world. Before you know it, the sweaters are going to start coming out.
But, as I pointed out, that doesn’t mean the tits have to go inside.
Listen, I know that a lot of you guys wouldn’t mind looking at pictures of girls in sweaters even if it were 100 degrees outside. But it’s not, and the new set of Melissa is all the excuse I needed..
This sweater is not appropriate winter wear. If I saw Karina wearing it, I would insist that she take it off.
Karen Fisher came to work like this. That's why at her place of business, nobody takes sick days, even during flu season.
If you ever find yourself out in a blizzard and run into Beshine, duck under her tits and you'll keep warm and dry.
Gya Roberts is almost ready to go outside in the cold. For some reason, this photo reminds me of the reader who wrote in to tell us that he wants to see girls with cum all over their sweaters.
Shyla Shy doesn't have to worry about the cold because even though her tits are exposed, her arms are covered. I do, however, recommend gloves.
Christy: “The only things that I am particular about when I go shopping are my sneakers, brand-wise. As far as bras go, I usually get my bras at Lane Bryant. I know I can walk in there and walk out with something. I don’t have to go to 40 different stores. They aren’t the prettiest things in the world, but they fit.”
Deanna: “I’m part Cherokee Indian, Italian and a little bit of English. I used to work at Hooters in Station Square in Pittsburgh. I heard they closed in 2008. I left Hooters when I got first place in an Amateur Night contest at a Deja Vu club, and I just kept going.”
Sheridan: “My perfect day would be buying a sexy outfit that shows off my tits, then going to a strip club to watch the girls dance. Taking a couple of them home with me to play in the hot tub.”
Arianna: “I think I initiate sex. I love to be in command. But once it starts, I like the man to be a little more aggressive. I can make sex happen, but then I like him to tell me what he wants and do what he wants with me.”
Jasmine Shiraz appears this weekend in a video (today) and photo set (Friday) at SCORELAND wearing a belly dancing costume decorated with coins. She’s the first SCORE model born in Iran, so you could say Jasmine was born to wear it. (Any kind of dancing has been banned in Iran since the Islamic Revolution in 1979. It’s the people’s loss. No jiggles and giggles for them.)
I am breast-struck by the way Jasmine’s 34Fs overwhelmed the sides of her top. It was a new experience for Jersey Girl Jasmine who plays golf and volleyball and usually stretches tank tops when she’s not wearing business attire.
We don’t have a lot of belly dancer action at SCORELAND, but some unforgettable babes have worn the veils. If clothes make the girl, costumes like this can be transformative. Belly dancers are the original exotic dancers.
Ariana was the first girl from Afghanistan to model for SCORE. She put guys in a trance on the Boob Cruise in 2000. I saw that firsthand.
Sophie Mae is a real dance instructor and an expert in the fine art of belly dancing. She taught Valory Irene, Lana Ivans and Arianna Sinn some basic hip swivels during the making of Big Boob Finishing School.
Dominno looked like she’d stepped out of a Beirut night club. She’s got the slinky, sexy body of a belly dancer.
And even Southern country gal Autumn-Jade got in on it.
Although we never photographed her in one of her costumes, Sofia Staks has been a trained belly dancer since she was 16 . Her instructors were all famous Egyptian belly dancers, and she designs and sews her own costumes.
When Jasmine first saw the girls on SCORELAND, she said, “I can do that. I wanna do that. I can be one of your girls. That’s what I said.”
And the Boob Brotherhood is glad Jasmine said that.
The other day, I received an email from an artist named Steve Rolfe from the UK. He is a big fan of V-mag and used our models as inspiration for his art installations, these 1.5-inch tall figures he makes. Steve said that once he makes them, he leaves his figures all over the streets of the UK for people to find.
He sent over some pics of his busty figurines standing with a miniature V-mag and I found them charming. I thought I would post them here for all the fans. If you are in the UK and find some of Steve’s busty babes about town, please email us at blog@scoreland.com!
