From the immense Scorecard collection at SCORELAND, some toons to brighten the day.
Written and drawn by the best tit-toonists SCORE has known for 20 years.
Show these to your lady friends (at your own risk, of course) and enjoy the sight of their tits shaking when they laugh.
I think that most girls don’t like to wear eyeglasses, especially when they’re young and in school. Maybe they feel that glasses make them look less pretty, and even unattractive, which is an old stereotype, at least in America. It’s another reason for someone to pick on them. So they’ll wear contact lenses more than they don a pair of glasses.
The myths of eyeglass stereotyping state that someone wearing eyeglasses is considered more intellectual, because they read a lot, and they’re less physical and weak. Report card A-listers, geeks, wallflowers and classroom brainiacs are supposed to wear glasses; cheerleaders, bikini show contestants, sorority presidents and volleyball players don’t.
When it comes to guys, Clark Kent wears glasses; Superman does not. But if someone kicked sand in your face at the beach, eyeglasses would protect you.
Glasses have become more fashionable over the years with high-level designers getting in on the act and that’s raised the status, and the prices, of the lowly eyeglass in the eyes of women.
I actually like seeing SCORE or Voluptuous Girls wearing glasses. I think they can look sexy in them and glasses can add a cuteness and a real-life feel. In our pictorials, starting off wearing glasses and then getting naked is also a kind of transition from good girl to naughty party girl. Once the glasses come off, so do the clothes.
Most of our shoots with glasses tend to use the student or teacher theme. Sometimes, it’s an office set.
But I think glasses can start off a pictorial that uses any theme. There’s one opening shot of Janet Jade wearing safety glasses in a work shop pictorial and video, and I think that Janet, who’s an eyeful anyway, looked good in them.
What do you think about models wearing glasses in their photos?
Do you see it or not?
Or does it make no difference?
The first two volumes of The Greatest Big-Bust Video Ever were huge sellers. Gigantic sellers. Among our best-selling DVDs and videos ever. Movies that passed the test of time.
So, when something is so popular, what do you do? You rush out a third volume, right? Well, in this case, wrong. Vol. 2 was released in 1996. That’s right, 1996. And, in all honesty, I never thought we’d see Vol. 3. But, now, finally, it’s here.
The Greatest Big-Bust DVD Ever, Vol. 3, truly reflects how much things have changed since 1996. For one, notice the name: “DVD” not “Video.” Second, the first two editions were packed with mega-slim ‘n’ stacked babes from the 1990s. This one is all-natural. That’s right. Not a drop of silicone to be found.
Of course, the lineup is spectacular. Take a deep breath: Hitomi, Karina Hart, Siri, Leanne Crow, Valory Irene, Elaina Gregory, Sophie Mae, Kali West, Jenna Valentine, Gya Roberts, Maggie Green, Michelle Bond, Eden Mor, Cherry Brady, Melissa Manning…okay, I’m going to stop listing them all. I’m just going to give you the numbers:
48 girls. Four discs. 14 hours.
$49.95 at eBoobStore.com. Don’t wait for Vol. 4. At this rate, it won’t be released until 2026.
The 9th largest nation in the European Union bordered by Hungary, Serbia, Moldavia, Bulgaria and Ukraine.
A country with a rich, complex history.
And a place where many fine-looking, big-boobed ladies live.
We know because we photograph them; sometimes there, sometimes elsewhere, because they take their clothes off.
When getting ready to publish Roxanne Miller’s latest pictures and video the other day, I thought about Romania and what it means to me.
Had I known about their natural resources, I’d have moved there years ago.
Not oil. I mean Lana Ivans, Joana and others.
Here’s our salute to this great nation.
I need more of them for SCORELAND. And I love their accents.
They get a Gold Medal for contributing so many awesome dolls.
Just tell me who to mail it to.
This is Cassitty. She can be seen in Voluptuous Xtra #7 and Black & Stacked Xtra #3, but she's obviously capable of taking care of herself when there's no guy around. I propose that she is one of the best self-suckers ever. Maybe THE best.
“Roxanne Rocks” is the name of our new breast-fest with Romanian wonder-chick Roxanne Miller. See it tomorrow and Friday at SCORELAND and get drunk on Roxanne’s fantastic body and boobs.
Maybe there’s a clinic for guys who go for titty rehab from being constantly boob intoxicated but who would want to give this lifestyle up?
Roxanne has the girl-next-door (GND) look, a pretty face and a killer body that she’s proud to show off.
Why deny Roxanne this opportunity? We certainly would not!
She’s a single coed studying public relations and the arts. You’ve gotta love a jiggly, bouncy student training for the future.
When it comes to supporting young students who have trouble finding bras that fit, we are right there with the scholarship checks. That’s a lot more than governments do for their citizens! They don’t give a damn if a coed has no money left over from tuition payments to buy new tank-tops, bras and high heels for the upcoming semester.
Roxanne makes her Voluptuous magazine debut in the December ’12 issue and her SCORE debut in the Holiday ’12 edition. It’ll be a double debut on racks around the world for this previously unknown newcomer.
Have you seen newcomer Anjii Ross?
She debuted last week flying solo and then returned quickly to fly with a joystick. Anjii looked very highly qualified as she got a grip on things and rubbed it the right way.
With her looks and body, Anjii’s got us in the palms of her hands. Which is a good place to be.
Tyjack comments: “Dear Anjii, What can I say but, WOW!! You are a beautiful lady with a FANTASTIC set of boobs and a dynamite pussy. Thank you so much for being here, I hope to see more of you in the future.”
Check out this clip and then steer over to SCORELAND for Anjii’s full, hands-on treatment.
Holly Halston's first time fucking other guys. Directed by her husband (at left).
Sweater Stretchers ain't the word.
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SCORELAND‘s Model of the Decade Christy Marks is the main event in Here Cums Christy, a just-released, 242-minute DVD compilation packed with tits, tits, tits and more from one of the greatest babes in SCORE‘s 20 years on the newsstands.
This is a two-disc set. Disc one features nine blistering tit-play and masturbation videos, every one of them brimming with Christy’s girl-next-door personality and vixenish sense of humor. Christy’s foxy innocence and down-home style always comes through on-camera whether she’s shoving her huge boobs at the screen and putting those toys in deep, riding tall in the man-saddle or just talking.
This is one of the keys to knowing Christy the girl. She said it in one of her interviews. From the very beginning, I’ve always thought that Christy the girl and Christy the SCORE model are one and the same.
“I know I look good and I know I have a nice body and I know my pictures turn out great, but I’m not like, ‘Oh, I’m so much better than you.’ I’m glad that people like the way I look and think I have a nice body. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be here meeting all these people and going to all these nice places and having fun. But it’s not like I’m going around thinking I’m better than anyone else.”
Disc two contains six hardcore videos but the last video, is actually a two-parter so it’s really seven scenes.
As a bonus, Christy interviews Brandy Talore and Isis Haze in two separate videos, and there’s a behind-the-scenes look at Christy modeling for pictorials and videos. She does a fun interview.
Check out all the details and see the trailer at eBoobStore.com.
This is a fantastic addition to your Christy Marks collection.
Krissy Rose wants to know, "Do you want to eat my pussy? Do you want to watch somebody eat my pussy?"
Today at SCORELAND, newcomer Krissy Rose sucks and fucks in the photo version of a video that can be seen at SCOREVideos.com. I’m very fond of Krissy. She’s a housewife, amateur model and cam girl. She lives in Las Vegas. As Elliot wrote, “She’s both a housewife model and a model housewife.” She lost her cherry to her husband, but now she enjoys fucking guys who aren’t her husband. The title of her scene at SCOREVideos is, “I’m Married But I Like To Get Fucked By Other Men.”
She likes to have her pussy eaten by other men, too, and that’s what I’d like to discuss today. Cunnilingus. Drinking from the furry cup. Carpet munching. Muff diving. Tipping the velvet. I’d never heard of that last phrase. I saw it on Wikipedia.
You know what? The phrase “eating pussy” is best.
Anyway, in her scene, Krissy gets her pussy eaten by porn stud Sergio. The camera spends a few minutes looking up from a very nice angle as he fingers her pussy and licks her clit. Meanwhile, Krissy’s looking down at what’s being done to her and kneading her tits. I love this little two-minute stretch. It’s super-intimate. It shows me that Krissy is really into what she’s doing (and what’s being done to her). And, for some reason, when a girl is having her pussy eaten on-camera, she seems even more totally exposed than usual.
So here’s my question. It’s about eating pussy. I’m not going to ask you if you like eating pussy (although you should). I’m going to ask you if you like seeing a girl getting her pussy eaten by a guy on-camera. And, if so, why?
By the way, if you don’ like seeing it, check out Krissy’s scene. She might convert you.