Mega-Boob Olympians, circa 2002. In the top row, Kayla, Maxi and Plenty. In the bottom row, Casey, SaRenna and Minka. All XXX Olympic Gold Medalists.
Haley Hills, going for the Gold!
So, I’m bouncing around from channel to channel the other day, and I head over to NBC, and the information bar at the top of the DirecTV screen reads as follows:
XXX Olympics.
Am I’m like, “Really? When’s the 100-meter tit-fuck?”
So I watch, but all I got was a lot of cameltoe I didn’t want to see and flat-chested women’s gymnasts who look like they’re eight years old.
I don't watch Olympic wrestling. I watch pro wrestling. But I would watch Olympic wrestling if it was like this.
Then, today, I’m surfing the Net and I see this headline: “XXX Olympics Tops Week 46 Viewing.”
Well, of course it does. But talk about misleading advertising.
Anyway, you all know where to go if it’s XXX Olympics you’re looking for.
Yes, indeed, this is the place. SCORELAND, I mean.
Combined cup size of all female Olympic athletes other than Serena Williams: B-cup.
Combined cup size of all the models at SCORELAND: a gazillion-cup.
Merilyn looks ready for fun on her knees with her tits out!
Ines Cudna is your illustrated fantasy girl.
Arianna Sinn looks just as good taking a cock in pencil as she does in real life.
Janet Jade looks good enough to taste.
Miosotis IS a natural wonder.
Here is some more fan art from our German fan and friend, H.D.
It’s always amazing to see how he manages to capture these ladies in all of his sketches.
My favorite of this round of fan illustrations is Merilyn Sakova. A lot can be said about the way H.D. drew her splayed out on her knees. I am a fan of this pose because it shows off the model’s tits, legs and hips.
Thanks for the sketches, H.D. And remember, if you would like to submit your artwork to be featured on the SCORELAND blog, you can email us at blog@scoregroup.com.
The candid cleavage camera of SCORELAND‘s Boob Bloopers returns, selected from SCORE‘s hooter haul of tittillicious tatas, magnificent mounds, naughty norks, boobalicious bristols, bouncing bumpers and jumping jubblies. SCORE Girls do the funniest things.
Sophie is always ready to lend a hand.
Give Terry a pair of big balls and she's happy.
Maxi Mounds is always in search of new experiences.
Goldie Ray with her perky pointers is one of the most electric girls to pass through these hallowed halls of hooters. Passion and lust just flow and gush out of her like a river through a busted dam. Goldie’s face lights up with glee in the SCORE studio.
Goldie is one of the more vocal babes to visit us, and that’s a great thing in my book. A girl who talks dirty and raises a ruckus really just adds so much to a sexin’.
And Goldie raises a major ruckus any time a man is in her general vicinity. I love it and the words that pour out of her mouth.
We’re not worried about the volume. A crabby old neighbor doesn’t live next to us, and, hopefully, not next to you, either, when you play this new video.
Goldie does something in her new scene at SCORELAND that you don’t see often. Most women don’t do it.
She gets an anal cream pie. Goldie gets Al’s load launched right into her butthole while he’s doing her in doggie.
I’m sorry to give away the ending. At least it’s a happy ending.
You know what? I thought Goldie could have gone another round right then and there. She looked ready to go again.
As for Al, I think he was carried out on a stretcher.
Goldie’s a wildcat and one of the wildest I’ve ever seen at SCORELAND.
“A friend of mine recommended you,” Melissa said. “I looked at the website and the magazine and decided to try it. You contacted me back right away.”
Melissa is one of the next generation of models that goes straight to pole dancing in the blink of an eye.
It’s not for every new model, of course, and it will never be for everyone, but for the adventurous types like Melissa, Sadie Blooms, Chantal Raye, Goldie Ray and other recent newcomers, the fit is right and tight.
The time for the V-mag annual awards issue is here and I am excited. As the editor of V-mag, it is my favorite issue to do because it is, as they say, the whole enchilada. There is a bit of everything and a lot of everything that is good.
There are newcomers to consider and the list of ladies is pretty great. Newbie Roxanne Miller is looking like a strong contender. So is Siri. Everyone’s favorite Latina newcomer is Nancy Navarro, it seems.
The plumpers are always fun because I like women with big tits, and these ladies are packing a lot of punch. Some of the frontrunners who stick out in my mind are Dors Feline, Angel DeLuca and Marilyn White.
There’s the XXX of the Year category, and so many people are talking about Maserati and Sabina Leigh as the ladies to beat.
There are a few subcategories to consider like Ass of the Year and Pussy of the Year, and that always makes voting more fun.
But if you ask me, the hardest category for voting this year is going to be Model of the Year. This year it is going to be fucking hard to choose a winner. I am putting that out there now so when you guys get the urge to send me emails asking why I have made it so hard to choose a favorite, I can say, “I TOLD YOU SO!”
I mean, just looking through the photos has me wondering how this contest is going to be won. It is going to go down to the wire. The winner will win by just a few votes, that is how close it is going to be. Let’s just put it this way: Hitomi vs. Karina Hart? Leanne Crow vs. Renee Ross? Elaina Gregory vs. Jenna Valentine? And that’s just HALF of the lineup. It’s going to be a hell of a contest.
You guys will be seeing the issue around November but know that it is already in the works and that the voting is going to be close this year, so make sure you get your issues early and vote right away so you don’t miss out on the fierce competition.
It’s exciting!
xoxox
Maria
I predict that Siri is going to sweep the Newcomer of the Year category in V-mag.
Hitomi will be the model to beat for Model of the Year in V-mag for 2012.
2012 Newcomer of the Year? Looks to me like we've got a winner. But am I the only one who's thinking that way?
I know it’s not even August, but the way the publishing calendar works, issues of monthly magazines are worked on months in advance of their actual on-sale date. So, we’re beginning to compile the list of finalists for 2012 SCORE Newcomer of the Year (a SCORE year consists of the 13 issues from January to Holiday), and I was surprised by something Elliot James said to me the other day.
From where I’m sitting, I don’t see any way that Hitomi (who debuted in the January ’12 issue) doesn’t win Newcomer of the Year.
But wouldn’t you know it, Elliot completely disagrees with me. He thinks Siri is going to win Newcomer of the Year.
And Steve, the art director of SCORE, thinks it’s going to be very close between Hitomi and Siri (but Hitomi will probably win).
All of this surprises me not only because I thought Hitomi was a shoo-in (she was voted the 10th-greatest SCORE Girl of all-time in the recent “20 for 20” contest) but because I kind of thought Melissa Manning would run second in the voting.
Of course, for now, this is just a subject for lunchtime discussion. The first vote won’t be cast until next December. But am I missing something here? Is Hitomi a shoo-in for Newcomer of the Year? Or am I in for a big December surprise?
