The other afternoon, I had an interesting talk with Dave about underwear.
I know…none of you would have that convo with your co-workers, but here, we talk about a lot of wild shit.
Well, Dave and I started talking about panties because I think that we should all talk more about panties. Panties don’t get enough attention, and frankly, I think panties are kind of awesome and chicks go through a lot of trouble to find nice panties to wear so gentlemen like yourselves see them. If we didn’t want them seen, looked at or admired, we would all wear big, white granny panties and call it a day. Remember that.
But I digress. We started talking about panties, and then that led to talk of bras (Which the same laws apply to. We wear pretty bras for you gents) and whether or not women should keep their bras on during sex.
Dave says that keeping the bra on (and sometimes even the panties on) during sex changes things up a little. You know…you get so hot and bothered that you can’t even be bothered to take her bra off. You just pull her tits out of it and fucking go to town. Or, rather, go to Fucking Town.
I say, nay.
And that’s just from my personal experience. When it’s sexy time, in my experience, anyway, most tit men want the bra off so the tits are free for fondling.
But then again, it’s not like I stopped them in that instant and conducted a poll on their preferences. There were different poles involved. lol
So, now I am asking you: Do you prefer that a woman keep her bra on or off during sex? These are the kinds of questions that keep me up nights, people. 🙂
Take a good look at Westy in both the bra-on state and the bra-off state and then give me your answer.
I live for your input. I do.
xoxox
Maria
Here we see Westy with no bra on, and her tits are free.
I blogged about big-boobed girls sucking on lollipops back in October, 2010.
My position about this issue hasn’t changed.
I wholeheartedly support this habit.
I don’t like models smoking. I don’t think it looks sexy or sophisticated, although my esteemed colleagues Dave and Maria may hold a different viewpoint about this.
Both cigarettes and lollipops fulfill that oral requirement which I guess dates back to the sucking instinct. That is, sucking on nipples.
Last week, Dave blogged about models sucking on fake cocks if they didn’t do boy-girl. I think sucking and licking lollipops is a lot sexier and it’s more natural-looking. It’s also something very sexual that a model can do even in photos intended for the most mainstream usage. So I’m always surprised we don’t see more of that. I mean, aren’t lollipops an all-American treat?
Christy Marks licks on a lollipop like it's your wiener.
Daylene give her lollipop a lusty cheeks-in suck.
I never see girls sucking on lollipops on TV, for example. I would love to see the local TV weather ladies do the morning reports taking the occasional lick of a lollipop. And we have some really smoking hot (pardon the expression, in this case) female meteorologists on English and Spanish-language television stations in South Florida. They could also use the lollipop to point at the map.
Female TV news anchors could suck on lollipops. The anchors on Fox would look really good doing, this although they might poo-poo the suggestion. What about game show hostesses, like Vanna White on Wheel Of Fortune? Vanna only needs one hand to turn the letters. She could have a free hand to hold the sucker.
In the ’90s, print distributors and retailers began inserting mens magazines into sealed, plastic polybags. They’re opaque and only transparent at the top where the title is printed and at the bottom for the bar code. This was started for a number of reasons.
They keep those rude and naughty covers discreetly concealed from irritating juvenile delinquents and old ladies with blue hair and the noses to match.
The bag also keeps the magazine clean. It can contain the DVD bonus without the printer having to bind the disc to the magazine. They also guarantee privacy for subscribers so that a mailman can’t read a magazine first before the reader does.
Those bags can also keep an adult mag rack section from becoming a public library. I’ve heard many an exasperated clerk tell a lingering browser to either buy a mag or put it back on the shelf. I’ve heard it myself a few times when I selfishly went overtime checking out the latest magazines. However, many adult stores crack open one copy of a title so the customers can check out the contents.
Some store employees don’t like polybagged magazines, whether they’re adult or not. Bagged magazines can be hard to scan. They’re difficult to stack on the racks. They’re more labor-intensive to return because the cover must be torn off before any unsold copies are returned to the distributors for credit.
Although the bags are an established fact of print magazine publishing now, TSG still believes that a cover should be created with the highest quality in mind, even though many readers will never see it until they get home. So we spend the time to do that, down to the colors, the cover girl and the cover shot.
I’ve posted 12 TSG magazine covers from the last four years.
What I want to know is, what is your favorite cover and why?
What attracted you to that cover the most? Was it the main girl? The smaller photos? A headline?
What makes a great cover?
What makes a weak cover?
Write your comments below or email scorecard@scoregroup.com.
I am going to start this post off by saying that I don’t have a dick. I know this because I was born a woman. Also, because I checked just now, and nope, I am sans penis.
But today I am going to have a serious discussion with you about jerking off.
I will give you a moment to process that.
Okay, now your next thought should naturally be, “Why is Maria, the notoriously busty, obviously female editor of V-mag, going to talk to ME about cocking the gun? About choking the chicken? About firing the Surgeon General? About the rise and fall of  Peter the Great? About one-man tug of war? About the five-digit disco? Why is Maria talking to me about saying hello to my little friend?”
Well, the answer is simple and yet, not really so simple. You see, I am going to talk to you about punching the munchkin because upon seeing the new Tenga 3D Spirals in our warehouse, I stopped and said, “How the fuck do you use one of those things?”
Here is the thing, fellas…I am a chick. We have all sorts of toys and gadgetry aimed at helping us achieve the big “O”, and even better, achieving our “O” face. For us, toys are a commonplace thing. You open our bedside table drawers and you will find things that buzz, plug a variety of holes and, more than likely, a lube we enjoy. It’s all in there. We buy this shit, I promise you.
But guys, well, you guys have long been reduced to using just your hand.
Think about that.
You, the owners of tools for every job under the sun, have no tools for your, um, tools.
Why is that?
Guys love gadgets and gizmos. They love technology and all that comes with it. So why are you guys still jacking off like cavemen?
And before you say, “My hand works just fine…” let me just say, “Hi, I have hands, too. And fingers. Nice to meet you.”
Because we chicks could use our hands to rub one out, too. And we do, in a pinch when our vibrators are not around or out of batteries. But women will tell you…our toys take us to the promised land every time and much faster and more intensely than just double-clicking our own mouse with our fingers. I promise you. If you put two women side-by-side and asked them to masturbate until they came…like a bust-a-nut race if you will…the lady with the toy would win every time. She would probably have a bunch of orgasms before the lady and her hand even got warmed up.
Why?
Because toys are designed for us to cum harder and faster than we do when we just use our hands. Â And now, through the miracle of modern fucking science, you can cum harder and faster than you do by just using your hands.
No, it’s true. I can’t even make this shit up.
But I figured since you are men and you need proof and visual aids and stuff that I would grab a Tenga off the shelf and acquaint myself with the art of jacking off with one. And that’s exactly what I did and documented with the help of one of our helpful photogs in the SCORELAND studio.
First off, the Tenga is fucking cool looking. It comes in a case that makes it look like something you would buy at one of those cool, “I’m a man and I love gadgets” stores. Â You can leave this thing on your nightstand and it won’t scream LOOK AT ME! I’M A TOY FOR YOUR DICK! And it feels awesome, too. I mean, the minute I held it, I thought, “Wow, if I had a dick, I would totally want to put it in this thing.”
And then…I used the Tenga 3D Spiral.
What transpired will go down in “Chick using a guy’s jack aid” history.
But don’t take my word for it because seeing is believing.
Below, you will find a step-by-step guide on how to jerk off with a Tenga 3D Spiral, written and directed by someone without a penis. I think that because I don’t have a dick, I am the perfect candidate to tell you how to jerk off with one of these. Mostly because I have tits and also because I am very thorough. 🙂
So check it out, and then, if you are so inclined, click HERE and check out how to get your hands on (and your dick in) a Tenga 3D Spiral.
They are priced pretty well. Trust me. I payed almost $200 for a toy once. And it needed batteries. This thing doesn’t need any batteries. It runs on man power. That’s good for the environment. That makes you a hero. 🙂
And the cleanup is pretty easy, too. They even give you a stand for it to dry on.
Clearly, whoever designed this HAS a penis.
I’m just the gal who is going to show you how to use it on your penis.
It’s 2012…you have gadgets and technology for every room in your house, your car and your life. Isn’t it time to upgrade your jack game, too?
STOP JACKING OFF LIKE A CAVEMAN!
Welcome to the future.
xoxo,
Maria
Place the Tenga on the stand, halfway up until it dries (about 1/2 hour) and then push it all the way down, put the lid back on it and store. OR leave it on your night stand. It’s a conversation piece. Like a good book on a coffee table.
Once it’s flipped, clean off the outside.
Then flip the Tenga inside out under the water.
Take your Tenga to a sink and rinse it under running, warm water.
Place the toy on the convenient tray for temporary storage while you collect yourself and wonder why you didn’t buy one of these sooner.
Stroke. Stroke. Stroke. Say something like, “Oh, fuck! This feels amazing!” and then shoot your load inside of the Tenga.
Slide your dick inside the Tenga.
Get your dick ready for the ride of its life.
Crack open the lube and put it all over the ridge at the opening of the Tenga and pour some inside.
The Tenga comes with a convenient packet of lube. You can purchase more lube on the eboobstore with your order.
You will note that the ridges and spirals are now on the inside, waiting to take your dick to heaven, man.
Once you do that, it should look like this.
Grab the Tenga and turn it inside out.
The spiral texture you are looking at is actually the INSIDE of the Tenga. These spirals and ridges are going to stroke your dick.
Take off the case’s lid and voila! Your Tenga awaits.
The Tenga comes in an awesome case that makes for convenient storage. Like a garage for your cock gizmo.
Jezhabelle once told me that her favorite restaurant is Golden Corral. A cheap date, sure, but not as cheap as SCORELAND2.
A few weeks ago, I told you about our new website, SCORELAND2. Since launch day, the following videos have gone up:
1. Blonde, German wunderbabe Annina getting ass-fucked by a huge cock (as originally seen at SCOREVideos.com).
2. Voluptuous natural Jezhabelle getting fucked by our strap-on equipped videographer in a great P.O.V. scene (as originally seen at XLGirls.com).
3. Black, stacked and cute as all get up Janet Jade tit-fucking and hand-jobbing (as originally seen at TitsandTugs.com).
4. Hourglass-figured natural Cherry Brady getting ass-fucked by her real-life husband (as originally seen at SCORELAND).
5. Minka putting on a tight tops show before enjoying some suckie-fuckie action (as originally seen at SCORELAND).
6. Naturally busty Czech babe Marketa in one of her earliest hardcore scenes (as originally seen at SCOREVideos.com).
And lots more. Daily Monday through Friday, in fact. Photos, too. Lots of them.
Now, I can almost hear some of you out there saying, “What’s with that ‘as originally seen’ bullshit? Where’s the new stuff?”
If you ask me, Cherry Brady's ass is worth a lot more than $9.99. I'm sure Mr. Douglas agreed…after he fucked it, of course.
Well, the new stuff is at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com and XLGirls.com. The stuff I just listed (in addition to still being at those websites) is at…
Well, the stuff I just wrote about is at $9.99. That’s right. NINE DOLLARS AND NINETY-NINE CENTS at SCORELAND2. I just had an elk burger and iced tea at Fuddrucker’s that set me back more than $9.99, and all I got was lunch and an eyeful of a busty pregnant girl (very busty, by the way, and in a low-cut T-shirt, too).
Minka. Cheap.
$9.99 for SCORELAND2? I call that a bargain jack. I call that jacking on the cheap. Want the new stuff? SCORELAND is for you, and in all honesty, I don’t blame you. I want the new stuff, too. But, hey, times are tough. And free Internet porn sucks. You know it. I know it. And the action on SCORELAND2…well, it’s great and it’s high-quality.
Free? You want free? I’ll give you a free preview of next week’s action at SCORELAND2: busty Czech babe Ivy Darmon fingering her slit on Monday; the legendary Busty Dusty in vintage action on Tuesday; rare hardcore action with Autumn-Jade on Wednesday; exotic MILF Claudia Keahola fucking on Thursday; and the great Lorna Morgan on Friday.
$9.99. Impossible. You know what? I’m going to have to check with the boss, John Fox, on this one. I’m afraid that part of the funding for this website might be coming out of my salary.
This is just about the most eye contact Brandy Dean ever gets.
Sometimes, you can learn more about a person from watching what they do than by listening to what they say. Now, obviously, when the girl I’m talking to is Brandy Dean, I’m doing a lot more watching than listening. Sorry, Brandy, but that’s just the way it is (and I’m sure you’ve experienced this before): You’re talking to a guy, and although you want him to be focused on what you’re saying, he’s focused on your chest. Right, Brandy?
But that’s not exactly what I’m getting at here because I actually was listening to what Brandy Dean was saying when I interviewed her for the two videos (interview and hardcore, by the way) that go up today at SCORELAND. But I kept noticing something about her…
ME: You like your tits, don’t you?
BRANDY: Yeah. They’re great. I like big tits. Why would you say that?
ME: Because there are women with big tits who don’t know what to do with them, but you do, and you keep on looking at them.
BRANDY: They’re beautiful. And I have big areolae, too. Everybody likes that.
All during the interview, Brandy kept looking down at her cleavage (what a view that must be!) and jiggling her tits and leaning forward just so and using her arms to push her tits together in a way that said, “I know I have big tits, I love my big tits and I know exactly how to display my big tits.”
This is a special gift, and like I said, not all busty women have it (Micky Bells does and so does Hitomi).
The thing that makes what Brandy does during the interview even more special is that she’s wearing a C-cup bra. That’s right, a C-cup bra on DDD-cup tits!
It really is great to have Brandy back. She’s as pretty and sexy as ever, and, yep, the carpet still matches the drapes, and she’s a great hardcore performer, too, but she’s so sweet and polite. You know, I have to admit, I felt a little guilty asking her questions about sex. It somehow didn’t seem right. But then she told me to go ahead and ask them, so I did, although I really didn’t have to. Her body was telling me all I needed to know.
Enjoy Brandy Dean, SCORE Girl since 2001 and still going strong.
December 4, 2003: Brandy Talore fucks on-camera for the first time.
Sometimes when people ask, “When is [INSERT MODEL’S NAME HERE] going to fuck on-camera?” I feel like saying, “What are you talking about? She hasn’t even taken off her panties, and you’re asking when she’s going to do hardcore? The answer is N-E-V-E-R!”
But then I have to stop myself, and there’s one reason for that:
Brandy Talore.
Now, according to unofficial counts, Brandy has done about a gazillion hardcore scenes. Her pretty face and bald pussy and giant, natural tits have been fucked so many times, I’m sure even she has lost count. One time in a SCORE interview conducted by Christy Marks, Brandy said one of the things she wanted most was a cum facial because so many guys have shot their loads on her tits.
But, back in 2002…well, I’ll tell you what happened back in late 2002. I’ll never forget it. I was standing outside the SCORE building with Brandy, trying to get to know her a little better (and staring down her blouse), and we were talking about the first time she had seen Voluptuous magazine (in an adult store in Bowling Green, Ohio) when I got around to asking her where her modeling career might go. And that’s when Brandy said, “I’ll never do hardcore.”
Never lasted less than a year.
“You have to remember that I was really young when I first came here,” Brandy said. She was 21, in fact. “The idea of even showing my boobs and pussy was kind of scary. But after I did several shoots and videos, I was feeling much more comfortable and confident in front of the cameras, so I changed my mind. It’s a decision I’ve never regretted.”
Elliot used to have a photo of Brandy pinned up by his desk. It showed Brandy with her mouth stuffed with cock, and every time I passed Elliot’s desk (which was several times a day), I’d stop and look. I couldn’t believe it: Brandy Talore’s mouth stuffed with cock, her cheek bulging. Who woulda thunk it? Not me, and definitely not Brandy.
Anyway, all this is my way of saying, “You never know” and “Never say never.” If Brandy Talore can do a gazillion XXX scenes, anyone can. The very first one she ever shot–EVER–goes up today in a remastered version at SCOREVideos.com. It was shot on December 4, 2003, which is now an historic day in the history of big-tit hardcore.
The amazing thing about Brandy is that even though she’s absolutely, genuinely a big-time porn star, to me, she’s still the girl-next-door. I don’t know how she’s managed to pull that off, but she has. Another Brandy (Brandy Dean, who returns to SCORELAND Thursday), who’s also from the midwestern United States, has managed to pull that off, too, although Brandy D. has not done nearly as many scenes as Brandy T.
Anyway, if you can, get over to SCOREVideos.com today and check out Brandy’s historic scene. And if you’re wondering when so and so is going to do hardcore…well, maybe not never.
Michelle May: would you throw a pick-up line at her and see if it stuck?
“I’m proud of my body,” says Michelle May, looking like her 38DDD top-shelf is about to split that sexy mini-dress (which also makes her long legs look extra legalicious).
I’m glad she’s proud of her body. If she wasn’t, she would never have shown every inch.
Five-foot-nine Michelle dresses more casually back home. “I like to wear short shorts, boy shorts, tank tops, cut-off shorts and destroyed denim. I wear a bra only sometimes.”
The funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was from one dude who said, “Baby, do you spray Windex on your clothes? Because I see myself inside them.”
That didn’t work because Michelle says, “When a guy tries to pick me up with corny pickup lines, I am turned off. Just be yourself and say what you mean.”
It’s possible the guy just wanted to wear Michelle’s outfit. His pitch was almost as bad as what Isis Haze said someone asked her: “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.”
Pickup lines. The web is filled with guys selling their pickup techniques. Books. Tapes. Seminars. Does this stuff actually work? Has anyone taken these courses?
Okay, one second. I veered off-topic. Back to Michelle.
See Michelle’s pictorial today at SCORELAND. Michelle has modeled sporadically since 2009, but for someone who does it part-time, when she has the time, Michelle looks like she’s been modeling for a long time.
Daylene Rio speaks Spanish and the International language of FUCK.
Natasha Dulce is one sweet mamacita!
Angelina Castro is a XXX champion and a Latina.
I have a real soft spot in my heart and a wet spot on my panties for lusty Latinas. Being that I am a Latina myself, I enjoy and identify with caramel queens, and luckily for me, SCORELAND has plenty of chesty chicas for me to look at, er, “research” every day. Maybe it’s because I understand the fiery Latina disposition? Or maybe it’s because I happen to know firsthand that most Latin women are as fiery in the bedroom as they are in real life?
Or maybe it’s just that these particular Latinas are just extra caliente?
Whatever it is, I cannot and will not ever turn down a pair of caramel dugs, EVER.
And why should I? I mean, have you seen Daylene Rio fuck? Have you witnessed the sexiness that Angelina Castro puts out? And don’t even get me started on Natasha Dulce. She is just too mam-nificent for words. And then there’s Kitana Flores!
And here is another tidbit of insider info about Latinas…the dirty talk is fucking excellent. I mean, when a Latin girl really gets going and starts calling out all sorts of wild shit in Spanish, well, you might not know if you are cumming or going! lol Even if you don’t speak Spanish, a Latina’s cries of passion are universally understood for, “I am giving this chick the fucking time of her life!”
Ah, Latinas…SO CALIENTE.
So, tell me…do you like Latinas? Who are your current faves? And are you a guy who likes some Spanish dirty talk? Inquiring minds, mine in particular, want to know.
July '12 Voluptuous magazine: get it in print or in digital.
Here is a pairing of two future legends in the new July ’12 issue of Voluptuous magazine.
I think of the great V-mag duos over the years such as:
Linsey and Chloe
Jessica Turner and Lorna Morgan
Kerry Marie and Cassandra
Cherry Brady and Brandy Talore
Autumn-Jade and Sierra
Annie Swanson and Lilith
Sammy Black and Jenny Hill
Kelly Kay and Bozena
This one-on-one of Natalie and Micky belongs in that league of all-stars.
And featured in this edition:
Anastasia Blake
Angel DeLuca
Ashley Sage Ellison
Elaina Gregory
Melonie Max
Nancy Navarro
Reina Lee
Sonja Haze
