Dave, Maria and I are in agreement about Catt Green. She’s a total, 100% girl-next-door (or GND, as I like to call ’em). Some men don’t flip for the showgirl or dancer types. Some don’t go bonkers over mega-titters. But I think I can safely say that every tit-man goes for GNDs.
Catt’s not only got GND appeal, she has red hair. That’s a rarity. We don’t see a lot of busty redheads. Brandy Dean, Jolie Rain, Desiree, Cherry Brady, Destiny Rose, Rebecca Love and Sapphire are some rare redheads I can think of.
I didn’t know until recently that there is a two-day festival called Redheadday (spelled like that) in September that takes place in Breda, The Netherlands. Thousands of people with red hair meet and party.
Today’s pictorial of Catt captures her neighborly, cute, hot chick appeal and fresh-faced style. As far as pussy hair color goes, there is none. Catt shaves. However, I’m sure the collars match the cuffs.
So when people tell me to go green, I think of Catt Green.
Let’s talk about something we don’t talk much about around here.
Actually, let’s not talk about it right away. Let’s look. Then let’s talk about it.
Valory Irene’s ass is an example of a small, shapely handful.
Karina Hart is justifiably proud of her buttocks.
Unlike Sara Jay, Daphne Rosen has been ass-fucked many times.
Crystal Gunns’ ass is an often-overlooked part of her body.
I’ve always been amazed that with an ass like hers, Sara Jay has never done anal.
Even a tit man could lose himself in Janet Jade’s booty.
Even more than tits, asses are a matter of taste. Just about every guy loves big tits, but not every guy loves a big ass. Some guys like a round handful, such as Danni Ashe’s. Some guys like big, curvy, in-your-face asses, like Sara Jay’s. Some guys like a jiggly ass. Some guys like the kind of ass you could bounce a quarter off of. Some guys think Danni Ashe and Valory Irene have the best butts they’ve ever seen.
Where do you stand (or sit) on the matter? What’s your idea of a perfect ass? Which SCORE or V-Girl has the best ass ever?
Elaina's bathing suit is made out of dental floss and eye patches.
Bunny De La Cruz is wearing a more demure one-piece.
I love getting mail from fans and readers. First, because it’s fun to get feedback and connect with the guys that I slave over all these big tits for. (Just kidding! I love all this big-boob business!) Second, because you guy always have such interesting points and commentary.
Like D.C., a gent from White Plains, New York, who wrote in and made an interesting point. He said that he preferred full, one-piece bathing suits over bikinis.
I know…at first I was like, GTFO! Who would choose full over dental floss? NO ONE! But then I read his reasoning and I totally saw the light.
But don’t take my word for it. Allow me to demonstrate through the magic of cut and paste.
“Bikinis: it’s a great concept, bodacious V-girls in revealing bathing suits. My only issue is this: since we know the suit is going to come off, I don’t see the point in starting your picture spreads with a gal wearing a bikini that’s not much larger than a couple postage stamps. Dare I say, there’d be nothing wrong with even showing some of your models in tight-fitting one piece bathing suits, or at least a two-piecer that fits, since that’s what we know women with the mind boggling bodies your models have would actually be wearing if we were to see them on a beach. Watching, say, an Elaina Gregory peel herself out of the kind of bathing suit we might actually see her parading around in on Jones Beach would pretty much be a heart-stopping experience.”
What D.C. is alluding to here is the porn factor vs. the real- world factor. In porn, women look all sorts of fucktastic and hot, and hey, that’s absolutely amazing. Of course, I want to fantasize that these busty models walk around in nurse and cop uniforms all day with dildos just within arm’s reach. Of course I do. But a model with any other outfit on would be just as hot, especially if I saw her out in public wearing her normal clothes. Because everyday clothes would make her more…realistically fuckable? Like I could totally bag her. The porn star? I might not be able to fuck her, but I can double click my own mouse to her. The real world, busty hottie…well, a few margaritas and we could be playing, “Guess what hole I am in?” in no time.
I get it. I get it, D.C.
You dig the bikini made of eye patches, but you want to see a curvy woman looking like a real woman.
I get it.
But if you ask me, the best kind of suit a woman can wear on the beach is her birthday suit.
I AM JUST SAYING!
But opinions are like nipples…everybody is entitled to a couple.
Leanne is womanhandling her tits with her fists...and I like it.
Eva Notty looks good with her tatas in that hold.
Lana Ivans...get a grip.
I love when I see a shot of a busty chick gripping her tits. Or kneading them. Or squeezing them. Or pulling them. Or smooshing them. Or palming them like one would a basketball.
I just like it when busty chicks touch their tits, I guess.
But I like it when they do it with a little bit of gusto like they really mean it. Maybe you would call it manhandling the tits. I call it womanhandling them. Because women…we know how to handle our tits. Sometimes when a guy handles your tits, or rather, manhandles them…it’s too much. Manhandling of the titties can go from OH YEAH! to OUCH! in an instant, my friends. So, when a woman handles her tits, she knows just how to touch them to make them feel good, even if it’s a little rough.
Bea Flora grabs her tits open-handed.
You've heard of tongue-twisters. Miosotis does the titty-twister.
That’s why I love those shots.
I see a chick handling her tits in a pictorial and my mind instantly equates what she is doing with what she looks like when she is having sex.
I see those tits smooshed and pulled and kneaded and I think, “Oh, when she is on top, riding a stiff dick, she probably touches her tits like that. She probably rides hard and grabs her own tits and grips them like that, ” and that thought makes me happy in my happy places.
Yes…I automatically think of women riding dicks when I see them womanhandling their tatas. I know, that’s impressive. It’s a gift, really. lol
My favorite is when they pull them out roughly, like Lana is doing to the right. Closely followed by what Eva is doing, which seems like she is offering them up for some suckling.
What say you, gentlemen: Do you like to see tits womanhandled? Or do you prefer to manhandle them yourselves? If so, how do you like to grab tittes? What’s your tit-nique?
Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen: Blonde Nitro.
Sara Jay and Daylene Rio were a power team.
Cassandra Calogera and Christy Marks went all out.
Three’s not a crowd. Three’s company. A threesome doesn’t happen often and mostly with European SCORE Girls. Still, American SCORE Girls join in this male fantasy sometimes.
Sara Jay and Daylene were just here for one. Rachel Love took on two dudes in Mamazon. Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen wiped out one guy. Tera Cox almost destroyed a guy with Gianna.
Miosotis and Arianna Sinn shared one shaft. Summer Sinn and Claudia Kealoha matched up well. Kayla Kleevage and Minka beat up “Blue Balls.” Brittany O’Neil left her two sex-mates punchy. Of course, there’s Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s famous three-way with Czechmate Veronika.
Then there’s Christy Marks and Carmen Hayes, the most flexible team of them all. Then Christy and Cassandra Calogera. Then Christy and Holly Halston.
Pounding The Pledges has an awesome threeway.
“Blue Balls” had his hands full with Minka and Kayla.
Claudia Kealoha and Summer Sinn almost broke the bed.
Now it’s Camille Morgan’s turn, hooking up twice in “Camille Morgan’s Double Header” at SCORELAND.
Chesty Camille Morgan busts two nuts doublehandedly.
A couple of years, I asked Camille if she was interested in trying a boy-girl scene for SCORE. At that time, Camille had modeled alone with toys. Her answer to my question was, “Well, it depends on what the shoot consists of. If there is penetration by his penis, the answer is no. But if it is us simulating different things, sure.” So that was that. No penis. But you can’t blame an editor for trying. That’s the name of the game. No pain, no gain.
I don’t know who coined the phrase, “It’s a women’s prerogative to change her mind,” but I’m glad it’s a universal truth.
Because Camille just did change her mind recently, and now she’s doubled up on that decision, playing hide the sausage with two guys in a hot and wild scene. I never would have predicted it.
I love that about girls. They always give a man hope and reasonable expectations. They’re full of surprises, and nothing is ever written in permanent ink. For which I am grateful!
By the way, if you haven’t taken the SCORELAND tour hosted by Maggie Green, give it a ride. Tour guides don’t come any bustier.
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Look at this line-up!
Analee Sands
Arianna Sinn
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Bunny De La Cruz
Charlie Cooper
Dallas Dixon
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Dawn Davenport
Gia Johnson
Glory Foxxx
Jade Parker
Julia Juggs
Kristina Milan
Lady Snow
Lisa Canon
Maria Moore
Melonie Max
Monique L’Amour
Nikki Cars
Peaches LaRue
Porsche Dali
Samantha 38DD
Sapphire
Simone Staxxx
Twilight Starr
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One barber, no whacking. Kayla will take care of that.
In these days of reality TV and reality everything else, there’s reality based on reality and reality based on fantasy and reality that’s based on pure fiction. The video that’s airing today at SCOREVideos.com is a combination of reality based on reality and reality based on fantasy.
First, the reality based on reality. The video is called “Blow & Trim” (on DVD in FunBag Fuckers) and features long-time SCORE Girl Kayla Kupcakes. The video was shot at “Beach Babies,” the beauty and hair salon Kayla owned (and still owns) near Fort Lauderdale Beach. In it, Kayla is wearing a very low-cut, very boob-revealing top and giving a shampoo and hair cut to a guy thinks that this is his lucky day even if he gets nothing more out of it than the haircut he came in for and an eyeful of Kayla’s cleavage. So the reality part is that Kayla really is a sexy, busty hairstylist, and she really does own a salon.
Now the reality based on fantasy: Within minutes, Kayla is stuffing her tits in this dude’s face and sucking his cock right there in the stylists’ chair and riding his cock and getting her rack coated with Beach Babies Man Sauce. As Elliot wrote in the copy that accompanies the video, “Haven’t we all thought about fucking a busty hair cutter at one or more times in our lives? It’s a natural. They bend over you, tits six inches from your face. They usually wear hot, revealing clothes because they’re in the grooming business and they all like to doll themselves up. They’re touching you. At least your big head if not the little head.”
These days, I get my hair cut by a bald old Italian man who fills me in on the best places to get pizza in South Florida. But I’ve had my share of sexy hair stylists, like the MILF who never wore a bra and always put her nipples inches from my face and the young, sleazy girl who always wore short skirts and practically straddled my legs when she was leaning over to get a little more off the front and the skinny divorcee with big, fake tits who always wore fishnet tops and pushup bras. She obviously knew that big tits meant big tips.
Kayla does, too. “Thanks for the big tip,” she says after Johnny shoots his load all over her rack. “And the big dick, too.”
You know, I’ve never visited Beach Babies, but maybe I should.
There are easier, faster ways to join SCORELAND or SCOREVideos.com.
Thought about joining a website but always hold back because you don’t want a membership that turns over monthly?
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Beshine: A living Duncan Gutteridge Fantasy SCORE painting.
Even if Beshine didn’t have those massive mega-boobs, even if she had double-Ds, I’d still have hot nuts for her.
She has a very pretty face, and I love her slim bod, tiny waist, sleek legs and trim butt. I’ll bet you could bounce a quarter off those ass cheeks.
Beshine’s fantasy tits make her a woman who has virtually stepped out of an Otis Sweat painting. A true Tit-an. She must get asked to slow-dance a lot.
Beshine’s had to adapt her life radically to living with a chest that huge, a task she’s handled very well. Activities like driving, exercising and household chores can’t be done the same way anymore. But she loves her breasts and how they look.
She keeps in trim shape. “Every day I do cardio and workouts for my back,” Beshine told us in an interview. “I use an eliptical machine where you can use your arms and legs, but Ionly use my legs because my boobs get in the way.”
We’re posting a bathroom photo set today at SCORELAND with Beshine starting off in exactly what I love seeing big-boobed women wear before she steps into the tub.
