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December 25, 2011 by Maria
- Leanne Crow probably wants you to jingle her bells.
“So this is Christmas
and what have we done?
Made SCORELAND more awesome
and made you all cum.”
Ines Cudna wants you to stuff something, but I don't think it's her stocking.
Valory Irene has been nice all year so please, spurt your milk on her cookies.
Yes…that was our take on the John Lennon classic. We are sure he would approve of all the tits we brought you this year. A year when the presents that brought joy to the world were the debuts of sexy ladies like Venera, Leanne Crow, Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Hitomi and yes, Micky “Please Cum And Jingle My” Bells.
Sharday is spreading Christmas cheer.
Kianna Dior has been naughty and wants a spanking.
And while we can’t wrap these ladies up and put them under your tree, we can promise you that there will be more appearances by them and more big tits to come in the upcoming year. For now, please enjoy these shots of some of our favorite ladies in holiday wear. Boy, are they the reason for the season of pleasin’. Big tits really are the gift that keep on giving and giving and giving…you wood. And we would not have it any other way. After all, what would Titmas be without huge boobs?
Kerry Marie makes every Titmas merry.
Desirae wants you to check out her camel, um, mistletoe.
And before you start exploring your North Pole to all of these pics of Santa’s little, big-titted helpers, and before you start and feel the warm and fuzzies in your yule log, all of us here are SCORELAND would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas. May you stuff your cock in a lot of tails, may someone fondle your sack for a present, may your bells be jingled and may some hot chick deck your balls.
☆★☆MERRY CHRISTMAS!☆★☆
December 24, 2011 by Elliot James
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Jasmine in SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011.
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Melissa and Kelly in SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011
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Nikki Cars is back!
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Valory, Eden and Sophie fling their pillows around.
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The perfect Xmas gift.
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Chica, DR hottie.
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Jasmine’s back!
Who’s making a list and checking it twice at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com?
Kickin’ her heels up is newcomer Jasmine Shiraz in pictures and video. Jasmine gives us a boob-bouncing show, talks to SCORE’s Studio manager T (find out what Jasmine likes to wear on the golf course), does an up-close-and-personal bra show and then gets even closer-and-more-personal in a hands-on cam-show. The bodacious New Jersey girl-next-door blows away the cast of Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and Housewives of New Jersey, in my opinion. Are there more like you in New Jersey, Jasmine? We must find them.
Who needs boughs of holly when Leanne Crow is decked out with boobs of jolly for the holidays?
Chica doesn’t need a coat. She has the warmth of the Dominican sun to heat up her bare bod. Girls don’t need to wear much clothing there any time of the year.
Valory, Eden and Sophie have a bed-rockin’ pillow bash and mash. This is what happens when you put busty girls in the same bedroom for more than a few minutes. No one knows exactly what causes this.
If you haven’t watched the new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, you’ve missed Jasmine as the model-in-a-box and you’ve missed Kelly Christiansen, Melissa Manning, Maserati, Minka, Desiree, Nancy Navarro, Micky Bells, Venera, Karen Fisher, Samantha 38G and Destiny Rose. It’s not a true holiday season without them.
Over at XLGirls.com, sexy Nikki Cars is finally back, and she still has that magic touch, proven by the fresh pictorial and video, “Driving Nikki Cars.” It took a while to find Nikki, but she was well worth it.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Titmas.
December 23, 2011 by Maria
Renee Ross is leaping and yes, it's for joy.
I will be honest with you and tell you that I haven’t the foggiest why these lords in particular would be leaping. In fact, I have never even seen a leaping lord around Christmas. I happen to think that 10 leaping lords, just showing up out of nowhere, would be dangerous. That’s the kind of activity that causes car accidents. (Hmm, maybe that is deer that come leaping from the woods.)
Micky Bells, Gya Roberts and Terri Jane did a lot of leaping during a potato sack race in Montego Babes.
Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Gianna Rossi...they make leaping and running look real good.
Regardless, around these parts, we seem to be experiencing a lord recession, leaping or otherwise.That’s why when I decided to post about leaping lords, I had a back-up plan. That back-up plan includes LEAPING LADIES! Because come on, who wants to see guys jumping around when you can see big-titted chicks hopping to and fro, eh?
To me, and maybe it’s because I love to see tits in motion, the shots that we take of the models running and leaping down the beach, or flying out of the water, with water cascading down their bosoms…well, those shots are the fucking BEST! In fact, they are glorious!
So, today, in honor of the tenth day of Christmas, here you go…10 Ladies Leaping…20 Tits-A-Swingin’…
(I fought the urge to scream out FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! lol)
Please enjoy these 10 sets of tits in motion, because the holidays are for giving. (That’s why if you count, it’s actually 13 girls who are, in fact, leaping. But shhhhh…counting was never one of my strong suits.)
xoxox,
Maria
When you give a lady a SCORE tank top, it makes her so happy, she jumps for joy...like Jenna Valentine, Arianna Sin, Karla James and Taylor Steele.
December 22, 2011 by Elliot James
This doll is 5'2".
Dolly's debut cover issue.
Making her official SCORE magazine debut with this Holiday ’11 pictorial and a video, “Living Doll,” that matches the pictorial, is Dolly Delight, a British life-sized doll who claims she used to be a geek, an assertion you might have a difficult time accepting.
Dolly’s also the covergirl of the issue. SCORE has a strong reader base in the UK, so this issue really broke it out for Dolly.
Dolly’s from Bristol. That figures, because “bristols” is Brit slang for tits.
“I was a geek at school, always studying and being a goody-two-shoes and doing the right thing,” explained Dolly, who was photographed in Jamaica. “I was like a geek. But I transformed myself. And now people can’t believe how much I’ve changed. It’s fun to be one thing when people expect something else, especially the people I grew up with. I mean, they see my boobs and my body and they can’t believe I’m the same person.”
I find it hard to believe that this babe was ever a geek. Not with that body and face and those gams. She really kills those tube and tank tops that she likes to wear.
“There sure are a lot of sexy babes coming out of Britain lately. Leanne Crow, Carly Holt and now, Dolly Delight. If this keeps up, I may have to move over to England soon!” messaged SCORELANDER Zach.
Dolly’s pictorial and video go live today at SCORELAND.
December 21, 2011 by Elliot James
Take it off. Take it all off.
You have to love a girl who gives her sex toys names, such as Sebastian and Foxy Roxy. I do.
Julia Juggs really loves her vibrators, anal probes and dildos. She brings her toys with her to the SCORE Studio when she visits. Imagine the collection she has at home. I think I know what she gets as Xmas presents.
No one else at SCORE is so into anal toying as Julia is. I’m amazed she doesn’t leave the bedsheets scorched after a shoot. It’s a good thing they’re not made of flammable fabric.
Julia Juggs absolutely lives up to her name with her blazing-hot body, fuck-me face and retro-burlesque vibe. Like Sheridan Love, she’s also a tweetheart with a high-energy personality.
This photo from Julia’s December ’11 Voluptuous pictorial captures that 1950s Las Vegas teaserama burly-Q pose she excels at. I can see myself sitting in the front row while she gyrates on stage mere inches from my face, something I have done all my life, just not with Julia.
See the set now at SCORELAND.
On the subject of names, there’s Mary Kate and Ashley. They’re the names Julia has given to two of her most prized treasures. Twin perky peaks she carries so well.
Whenever I see a Julia Juggs pictorial or video at SCORELAND or XLGirls.com, my compass points north. Thanks for that, Ms. Juggs.
December 20, 2011 by Maria
This time of year, give the gift of tits...lots and lots of tits.
Oh, the holidays. There are long-ass lines to wait in. There are people with snarky attitudes to deal with. There are expensive doo-dads to buy. Then there is the wrapping paper…the mountains of fucking wrapping paper. Then you have that moment when you hand a person what you think is the BEST GIFT EVER, only to see that brief flash of WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! OH, THIS SUCKS in their eyes.
Because sometimes you buy the wrong gift. It happens.
And you know what? It happens because people over-think gifts.
Well, here is my advice because I, too, have given bad gifts…YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH TITS.
Tits are the gift that keep on giving, and not only wood. That’s why this year, give that special someone on your list a membership to SCORELAND. Full of big boobs, XXX, orgies, big-tit lesbian action, threeways, articles (Because you read…sometimes.), games, jokes, art, videos and more, SCORELAND is the best way to tell someone, “Here, I care for you. Now please, go jack off for weeks.”
Isn’t that pleasant?
You can give the gift of tits on any occasion, but when you give someone the gift of SCORELAND for the holidays, it’s like you’re adding a little extra joy. It might even mean you are trying to achieve peace on Earth.
And there are no long lines, no one to annoy you in the crush of holiday shoppers, nothing to wrap and whoever you give it to will love it.
We have it on good authority that Santa is sending out SCORELAND memberships every day…from the North Pole for your South Pole.
What are you waiting for? This holiday, say it with SCORELAND.
December 19, 2011 by Elliot James
All hands on dick.
SCORE DVDs are just not good as re-gifting items. Because anyone who gets a SCORE DVD is not going to let it go!
To paraphrase actor Charlton Hooters, SCORE DVD collector, “You’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.”
Which brings me to Tits & Tugs #8 with 13 jack and tit-fucking jobs given by 11 extraordinary hotties. (Two scenes have two girls working over one boner. Double your pleasure, ya know.)
Tits & Tugs point-of-view videos are very popular, and I’ll tell you one of the reasons. All guys have a lazy streak. This is a fact of male life. We can be lazy bums. There are times when we’re even too lazy and tired to fuck and just want to be serviced. Fucking can be work. It’s fun work but it’s still work.
After a long day on the job, there are times when a guy just wants to lay back and have a pair of nice, soft, feminine hands and some deep cleavage get that heavy load out. We like it when a girl takes things into her own hands. We enjoy watching her face, her hands, her tits as she applies that magic touch. That’s why guys go to massage parlors all over the world after work even though they tell their significant others that it’s for their backs.
So that’s one of the reasons the Tits & Tugs series came to be. And no one does this better with the best-looking, bustiest babes more consistently than us.
Tits & Tugs 8 stars:
Bailey Santanna
Beverly Paige
Catt Green
Charlee Chase
Claudia Kealoha
Desiree
Danica Danali
Elaina Gregory
Elizabeth Starr
Maserati
Valory Irene
See the trailer at eBoobStore.com, then get your own copy.
Gift yourself the gift you’ll never re-gift.
Their tits, their mitts, your bat.
December 18, 2011 by Maria
Micky's bells inspire two things: CUM and Poetry.
From time to time I get letters and emails from super fans who want me to tell their favorite models all sorts of sordid and wild things. And you know what? I get it. I get the “want to do all sorts of raunchy as fuck” things to the girls who give you wood, man. I get it.
From time to time I get letters asking for things like pictures, signed posters, panties, bras, hair, pubes, shoes, pantyhose…all sorts of items that might smell, have been touched by or belonged to a model. And you know what? I get it, too. Sometimes you want to be closer to the models who make your balls ache and your cum fly, man. I get it.
And then there is fan poetry.
And sometimes even my vast dialect and grasp of the English language is tested by these odes of love and sonnets of sexual desire.
Like this poem about Micky Bells by her super fan K.H.S. who sent in this um, mutant Haiku, in an email:
“Micky, your kitty tastes like WIN.
I so dearly want you from behind.
Building up my nut ‘till what I really want most,
is for you to wrap your breast around my moist, wet cock,
still covered with the cream from when you came.
I made you shiver and then I made you scream.
So soft your flesh, I can no longer contest,
as I release my whipped cream.
I’m living the real dream with you, Micky.
Between your titties I do swell.
I’m not done yet, rub it in.
Use my lotion, now let me slide down.
I need to be wrapped inside your creamy thighs.
I am mesmerized by the lust in your eyes.
Lips so sweet the taste a treat.
R. Kelly’s playing,
It’s time for us to pump and grind.”
I will admit that when I read this, I had a real double rainbow moment…(WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!)
And while I don’t know what this poem is implying, I know this: That dude up there, he loves Micky Bells. I mean, he loves her. And I think that is commendable and sweet…in a creamy, bump and grinding kind of way. lol
So, congratulations, K.H.S., your devotion has earned you honorable mention and a photo. Here is a Bonus Boner Pic, or a B.B.P., for you, buddy.
Because you are a poet and you know it.
xoxox,
Maria
December 17, 2011 by Dave
It's not a stretch to think that Venera will win 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.
Valory Irene would love to win 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year, and she might.
Voting booths are still open for the 2011 SCORE and Voluptuous Awards at SCORELAND. Since I’m the editor of SCORE, I’m always interested in how the voting by SCORELAND members compares to the voting by SCORE readers, and this year, the results (so far) have been very interesting.
For Newcomer of the Year, mag readers have had Valory Irene in the lead by a slight margin over Venera, Beshine and Leanne Crow. But in the SCORELAND voting, members have Venera with a slight lead over Leanne, Valory and Terri Jane with Beshine in fifth. Regarding Beshine, I think this probably goes to show that mag readers tend to be people who have been with us since the 1990s and experienced the super-sized era while SCORELAND members tend to be a little bit newer and favor naturals. In the combined voting, Valory and Venera have been exchanging the lead since the start, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Leanne picked up enough votes to grab the coveted crown.
For Model of the Year, SCORE readers currently have Kelly Christiansen (so much for my augmented theory) and Karla James trading the lead almost every day with Miosotis in third and Eva Notty and Karina Hart going at it for fourth. SCORELAND members have it Miosotis one, Karina two, Kelly three and Eva Notty four. I’m not surprised by this. Karla has been gaining popularity since Day One, Kelly had a great 2011 of XXX scenes (and she’s beautiful, and she’s stacked, and she has a great personality) while Miosotis…well, last year’s Newcomer of the Year defies description.
Anyway, you still have time to influence the voting and help out your favorite girl. The booths close December 30. Vote now!
December 16, 2011 by Elliot James
In need of some trim?
Need a blow?
Superwoman Mandy (Daphne Rosen) has brought her two geek creators, Dexter and Sheldon, to the Fast Bangs salon for a cut ‘n’ blow. These dudes couldn’t get laid in a cathouse, and they need all the help they can get to pop their nuts.
The two nerds cannot hook up with the ladies, a situation that Mandy wants to correct at the Fast Bangs salon with Eva’s eager help.
Mandy wants Eva to do the honors for Sheldon because she can blow and bang a man into next week. Mandy couldn’t have picked a better teacher than Eva in the art of wham-bam-boom.
A lot of the fucking and sucking is shot P.O.V., and that amps up the thermostat.
I’ve actually had hair cutters who looked and dressed as hot as Eva does, but all they gave me was the brush and a blow-off.
Tune in because Eva will pitch your tent!
