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Who’s Karen Fisher talking to on the phone? You! What are you two talking about?

December 1, 2011 by Dave

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Tomorrow at SCORELAND, Karen Fisher is going to suck and fuck a very big cock.

But today, she’s taking a break from work. She’s on the phone. Like I said, she’s talking to you. (“You talking to me?”) And you gotta figure that the conversation is not about the about-to-be-over NBA lockout or whether the Colts should draft Andrew Luck.

Of course, it can be if you want it to be. It can be about anything you want. You see, Karen is a very friendly, easy-going girl. So, if you were on the other end of the line, what would the conversation be about? What would the two of you be saying? What would you want to say?

In other words, what’s your Karen Fisher phone-sex fantasy?

Letters. SCORELAND gets letters. 12 years of letters.

November 30, 2011 by Elliot James
Jasmine knows what's good for ya.

Jasmine knows what's good for ya.

Destiny and her stuff!

Destiny and her stuff!

A.W. writes “Scorecard,” SCORELAND‘s letters column: “I’m looking forward to more of Jasmine Shiraz. I hope this was more than a one-time fling. Another girl I want to see more of is Kaytee Carter. She never did that hardcore video. Now that Destiny Rose is doing hardcore and loving it, how about asking Kaytee and Destiny to do a threesome?”

K.S. also sent his take about Jasmine: “Hope to see Jasmine Shiraz again soon. She is extremely sexy looking. I’m impressed that she masturbated all-out on her first trip. I love girls that look like the kind of girls you see at work or in class and will do hot things. That means they are wild in bed and, I hope, proud of it. Elaina Gregory, Catt Green and Beverly Paige are like that also. I think in the back of our minds we think that most girls would never consider taking their clothes off for the camera, and Jasmine contradicts that stereotype.”

Jasmine will indeed be back. As far as Kaytee trying a boy-girl video, let alone she and Destiny teaming up again, only time will tell.

K.H. writes: “I am overwhelmed by ‘The Impossible Dream Girl’ Venera. I read that her name means worship and goddess; both are true. My favorite model is Danni Ashe. I am not one to compare, but I do recognize similarities in women.”

Summer's tits open all doors.

Summer's tits open all doors.

Venera: will she win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

Venera: will she win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

W.A. has a different point of view about a longtime topic at “Scorecard” and includes some personal history. He may be bucking the majority–or is he?– but he deserves to speak his mind and be heard: “Since I read ‘Scorecard’ and all the comments under the daily scenes, I know I am outnumbered here by the naturals fans, but I’m happy to say that I  love big boob jobs. I love girls like Annina, Summer Sinn and Brittany O’Neil more than the naturals. I think they are also much hotter and sluttier in their sex scenes than the naturals with a couple of exceptions (Arianna Sinn, Christy Marks). Most of the steady girlfriends in my life have had boob jobs, and most of them got them before they met me. I just zeroed in on them. I love the springy feel and the look of them, especially in bed with my cock sliding between them and into their mouths. In fact, I’ve had arguments with some of them because I can’t keep my hands off their tits when we’re together. When I see a girl with a boob job on TV, I can’t change the channel. So say all you want but don’t knock them until you’ve tried them. I haven’t found a girlfriend with tits the size of Minka’s or Casey James’ yet. The odds would be like hitting the lottery, but I can still think about it.”

Thanks to all the SCORE Guys and Gals who contribute to “Scorecard” (Scorecard@scoregroup.com). With an average of five letters published every week, over 3,000 letters with accompanying photos have been archived in “Scorecard”  since 2000. Keep the tradition alive. Your comments and suggestions are always appreciated!

A SCORE and Voluptuous mag man who wants to lighten his–ahem–load

November 29, 2011 by Dave
August ’92 SCORE

August ’92 SCORE

Spring ’94 Voluptuous. Back in the day.

Spring ’94 Voluptuous. Back in the day.

Dear SCORE Group,

I’ve been an avid fan of many of your magazines since I first discovered them. At this point, I have nearly every issue of SCORE and Voluptuous, including August ’92 SCORE and Spring ’94 Voluptuous (Premiere Collector’s Issue), both Vol. 1 No.2. Plus, I have most issues of XL and Leg Sex. Almost every issue is in like-new condition. I would like to find others who would be interested in my collection. I’m not talking about those newer issues that you are still offering. I don’t want to compete, but most of what I have predates yours.

Is there any way to connect with other collectors? Could you print my letter with an email address I can set up for this purpose? Do you have a Facebook page where a forum could be started?

Certainly, this would benefit me, but I’d think many of your readers would find value in being able to add to their collections. I can sell my magazines on eBay, but I’d like to find people who appreciate your product, and, hopefully, want more than one issue at a time. Bulk rates like that are tough to do on eBay.

I’m not trying to make a fortune, but I’d like to lighten my load before I move. I could at least pay for future subscriptions.

Thanks for any help you can offer.

Dstar44

dstar44 (AT) comcast.net

Ladies’ tops half-off, and more, at eBoobStore. The bra-buster Cyber Monday sale is on!

November 28, 2011 by Elliot James
No cup holder can contain them.

No cup holder can contain them.

A Slovakian in St. Maarten. Sweet.

A Slovakian in St. Maarten. Sweet.

The DVD prices are insane today at eBoobStore, so jump in and grab a stack of those hot titles you’ve wanted to buy.

The best part? Besides the great girls?

There’s no waiting on line.

No one elbowing you in the ribs.

No need to park and fight traffic.

It’s one day only. Today. November 28, 2011.

Don’t miss the plane to hooter heaven.

Start your browsing!

Kaytee Carter and I want to know, what’s your busty schoolgirl fantasy?

November 27, 2011 by Dave
Kaytee Carter: Every male teacher's fantasy…or career nightmare?

Kaytee Carter: Every male teacher's fantasy…or career nightmare?

A new photo set of Kaytee Carter goes up today at SCORELAND, and it’s based on one of my favorite themes: schoolgirl. Of course, it takes things a step further than anything I’ve ever seen in real life. I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen a schoolgirl dressed like this in a real school, and has a teacher, male or female, ever assigned a student to write, “I will not play with myself in class!” on the chalkboard? Probably not.

Kaytee’s pictorial comes on the high heels of Destiny Rose’s “But Professor…I’m A Stripper” video at SCOREVideos.com. In that one, Destiny, boobs overflowing her top, is called to her teacher’s office and asked why she’s not doing well in class. She explains that she’s been stripping at night AND even saw her professor in the club. Is he in trouble? No. He gets to fuck her.

There are two sides to the schoolgirl fantasy. One is the teacher’s perspective, in which he fucks the busty, naughty schoolgirl. The other is the male student’s perspective, in which he’s checking out his busty classmate and ends up getting to fuck her, maybe while paired with her on a class project.

We’ve all had busty classmates, we’ve all been caught paying attention to a co-ed’s tits instead of the professor’s lecture, we’ve all wondered if the busty student was getting it on with the professor.

I want to know how far your fantasy has gone in real life. Ever end up banging a busty classmate? And for any female Blog readers out there, I want to know if you’ve ever banged one of your professors or used your tits in some way to improve your grade. And one more thing: Kaytee’s outfit is pretty out there, so what’s the most-revealing thing you’ve ever seen a busty girl wearing in class?

Extra credit if you’ve actually had sex with a busty babe in a classroom.

Shower Pics: The Cleanest, Dirtiest Photos Ever

November 26, 2011 by Maria

We have talked to you guys about the benefits of wet T-shirts.

We have discussed how you get a SCORE girl wet.

And now, we are going to talk about the shower. Well, naked women in the shower, which is a much better topic of discussion if you ask me.

There is something awesome about the shower. You go in there, you get all wet and soapy and sudsy and then all of a sudden, you’re slippery. (And we all know that slippery is sexy. And that soap is a whore. Soap is such a whore that soap forces you to jack off all the time in the shower. Slutty soap.)

And showering becomes even better when you shower with friend. Soaping each other up and scrubbing those unreachable places.

And of course, there’s shower fucks. Who doesn’t like to fuck in the shower? You can do the dirtiest shit ever in the shower and POOF! In a few seconds, you can be clean and ready to go.

Ah, the shower. Such a magical place.

So, today we are going to salute the shower and all the ladies who do dirty things in there while getting clean.

So wet, so good.

xoxo

Maria

Yesterday, we ate. Today, we give thanks for big boobs

November 25, 2011 by Elliot James

You don’t need to be an American to appreciate this weekend’s menu. It’s always a holiday of hooters here. A parade of pulchritude. And here’s why.

Kelly Christiansen is back at our citadel of cleavage. Reason enough to celebrate. Is there anyone who spreads the sunshine like Kelly? She’s the go-to girl for many Scorelanders. I remember thinking the first day we met Kelly, ” This is a superwoman.” The blonde goddess, a reader’s wife, has become a huge favorite and a regular since her debut in the Holiday ’10 SCORE. What Kelly wants, Kelly gets. And she gets it all in the fresh scene “Angel of SCORELAND.” A camera lens melted from the intense heat Kelly generated. I warned them not to get too close. Look for Kelly in the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, coming soon!

Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."

Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."

December ’11 SCORE covergirl Venera is back to give us more stackitude. She’s really knocked another one out of the park. I’ve never seen anyone anywhere built with a better bod for bikinis than this living Venus. Bikinis and Venera are like apple pie and ice cream. They just go together. “I love bikinis,” Venera told us. “Really small and with push-ups. I have a very little back and a big cup size so I am not easy to fit.  I enjoyed wearing some of them for my SCORE videos. ” No dream girl ever created in the feverish imagination of the most-talented artist comes close to the reality of Venera.

Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."

Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."

For me, one of the great events of 2009 was the arrival of a spectacular redhead named Destiny Rose. She idealizes the hot, big-boobed girl-next-door. (Maria called the Ohioan a “corn-fed cutie” her first day at SCORE.) No one knew where Destiny would take things, how much she would share, how far she would go. In 2010, Destiny and Kaytee Carter made a sizzling hot pair in the reality parody More To Fuck. One of the great events of 2011 was Destiny deciding to go all in after thinking it over long and hard. And long and hard is what Destiny deserves in “But Professor…I’m A Stripper!” her third boy-girl, now playing at SCOREVideos.com. It’s a must-see.  And she gets a creampie, too, in keeping with the holiday.

Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"

Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"

Thanksgiving is all about huge, juicy breasts, sweet taters and pie, so I’ll close this blog with a comment that ultra-sexy Daylene Rio made during last year’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition. Leave it to frictionalizing lap dancers from Los Angeles to say it best.

When it cums to Daylene Rio, we are Yes Men.

When it cums to Daylene Rio, we are Yes Men.

HAPPY SPANKSGIVING!

November 24, 2011 by Maria

Thanksgiving: A time for the eating of turkey.

Spanksgiving: A time to give your dick a jerky.

Ah, the great day of thanks. A time for us to eat and eat and eat and watch football. And eat.

A time of dishes and best wishes. A plethora of pies and contented, stuffed sighs.

While we know that pigskin and turkey will occupy your time today, we think that

on this day, we should all be grateful for the ladies who make you beat your meat.

So, in the great tradition of Spanksgivings gone by, allow me to give you our list of what we are grateful for this year.

THIS YEAR, WE ARE GRATEFUL…

Thanksgiving is tomorrow. What’s cooking in the SCORELAND kitchen?

November 23, 2011 by Dave
How about them tomatoes to go with Maggie Green's rather skimpy salad?

Nobody's going to complain about Maggie's salad.

Pound your drumstick to Annina's breasts.

Pound your drumstick to Annina's breasts.

Are you hungry or horny? SCORE Girls spend a lot of time in the kitchen–at least in our kitchen–but they don’t do a lot of cooking. So, if you’re in the mood for food, then you’ve come to the wrong place. But if your fantasies run along the lines of having a huge-boobed girlfriend in the kitchen on Thanksgiving Eve–and you’re willing to order takeout tomorrow or go out to dinner–then you’ve definitely come to the right place.

You know, Jenna, the turkey's not going to just cook itself!

You know, Jenna, the turkey's not going to just cook itself!

At least Denise Derringer is offering us some pie.

Denise Derringer asks, "Would you like some pie with my pie?"

Candace Von likes a man who licks her plate clean.

Candace Von likes a man who licks her plate clean.

And remember, Thanksgiving is a time to count our bountiful blessings. What are you thankful for?

Daphne Rosen reveals her secret recipe.

Daphne Rosen reveals her secret recipe.

Bursting at the seamless

November 22, 2011 by Elliot James

I want to write a few words about my favorite type of setting for photographing models.

It’s nothing.

Nothing at all.

A seamless background is simply a large roll of paper mounted on the set behind the model and pulled down to include the floor that the model is standing on. They’re available in different colors. Blue and red are often used by TSG, but we’ll use other colors and black, white and gray, too.

When I was in my early teens, I loved the work of photographer Peter Gowland. Gowland used a ton of seamless in his photos of beautiful swimsuit girls because he enjoyed simplicity and backgrounds that couldn’t distract the viewer from the reason he was taking the picture. The girl. I feel the same way. That’s what seamless is all about. The models really pop against a bare background! Seamless emphasizes a girl’s every inch because the mind zeroes in on her and her alone.

Add a couch or a chair later on in the shoot and she can do all kinds of advanced things to crank up the heat.

Seamless is also especially good for oily fun.

When shooting a possible magazine cover, seamless is traditionally the way to go.

Seamless can’t replace bedrooms, bathrooms, living rooms and other locations. Too much use and it loses impact. It doesn’t work with Naughty Neighbors girls. But I think at least one shoot of a busty model should be against seamless, especially the introduction pictorial. Many of my favorite sets were shot on seamless. Here are a few of them.