Who is she?
Do you recognize this sexy babe?
You should if you’ve been a SCORE or Voluptuous Guy for a while.
She’s been a popular girl here for quite some time.
Scroll down for the answer.
She's Michelle Bond in an all-new pictorial today at SCORELAND.
Enter the Vault of Valory.
In a better universe, busty babes like Valory Irene would be knocking on your door with trick-or-treat deals.
SCORELAND members get a great deal when they join Valory’s Vault for only $19.95 ($59.95 if you’re not a SCORELAND member). This is not a conventional website with scheduled postings. Valory’s Vault contains every photo set and every web video that Valory has appeared in for SCORE, and it’s all downloadable. Pay one price, one time, and it’s all yours to save on your hard drive. Just log into SCORELAND as usual and then click on the Valory’s Vault banner on the left side of the home page.
No tricks. All treats with the model who may become 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.
Are you surfing the Internet for porn and hiding it from your better half?
One of the best things about working where I work is that I can watch porn on my computer and no one cares. I will have conversations with people at my desk while some stacked babe is getting some meat in her taco and her breasts cordon bleu’ed and no one even so much as bats an eyelash.
And being a single gal, if I want to watch porn on my own time…I do so on my very large flat-screen television. Loudly. So my neighbors know what is going on. Or, at least they can imagine something is going on and probably hate me. 🙂
But, I started thinking about all of you tit lovers out there who belong to the exclusive M.W.H.P.F.T.W. club.
As in M.W.H.P.F.T.W…. Men Who Hide Porn From Their Wives.
I know that this group of men exist because lots of my guy friends belong to this club. While I am watching porn out in the open, these guys are hiding porn and watching it in the weirdest of places. (One of my friends has to wait until his wife goes to yoga class and even then, locks himself in their bathroom and flushes the toilet repeatedly in case she comes home unexpectedly and wonders what the fuck he is doing in the bathroom for so long!)
Are you sitting in front of your computer, waiting for a moment alone to log on and get off?
It made me start thinking about those of you that buy DVDs, watch porn from your mobiles and/or buy magazines.
I am sure the guys who buy DVDs are either single or have wives who are cool with porn. Cause it’s an actual DVD. You have to physically store it somewhere, right? I assume guys who like to wank to dirty magazines, (And you should be all wanking to V-mag, in my humble opinion!) like the portable and disposable commodity that a magazine provides. But they are physical items, too, so hiding them also presents a problem. That’s why I assume that the magazine reader is also either single or has a cool-with-porn mate. But what about the last group of porners? Those of you that surf the Internet on your PCs and mobile for porn.
I think that you guys are prime candidates for the M.W.H.P.F.T.W. club.
You, the clearers of browser histories. You, the stashers of pics, movies and files in secret folders buried in other folders, mislabeled and locked with passwords.
Am I wrong?
Where do you watch your porn? Are you hiding it from your mate? Why?
Listen, you can tell me these things. Sure, I am a woman…but I’m on your side. 🙂 I am practically the coolest chick you know. I like porn, you like porn. I like tits, you like tits. I have tits, you, um, like tits. It’s like we are best friends already. And knowing about how you guys like to watch the stuff that gets you off is my pleasure…and my job! 🙂 Think of me as the busty chick that does marketing research about your meat-beating experiences so that I can help you…umm…jack off better? Do some extra-discreet skeeting?
🙂 Let’s talk about it. I am not your wife. I’m your V-mag editor!
xoxoxo
Maria
Samantha's first XLGirls anal scene is now playing.
Samantha38G does her first anal scene for XLGirls.com today, and that’s big news. This super-favorite has appeared in dozens of pictorials and videos for XLGirls and Voluptuous since 2001, but in all that time, the blonde bombshell had never offered up her booty until now. (A big event in XLGirls history, in my book.)
Cream pie is on Maserati's menu at SCOREVideos.com
The name of the movie is “Screw The Party And Screw My Ass.” That’s what Samantha says to her friend when she doesn’t want to go the party, and it’s an offer no man can refuse. The thought of pumping Samantha’s butthole eliminates thoughts of anything else. He can’t leave her behind.
Over at SCOREVideos.com, sexy Maserati is having an interview with a human resources director. She’s dressed prim and proper for it even though you can see her huge bra through her lacy blouse, and her skirt is short and super-tight. What a rack! Nature blessed her, and Maserati shares the blessings.
Maserati’s style of business attire is okay with us and okay with the HR exec who finds out that Maserati is into cream pies. “I can teach you all about my cream pie,” Maserati explains. “But I’ll need your cream for the filling.” Another offer a man can’t turn down.
When you join SCOREVideos.com, you also get free access to SCOREHD.com and SCORE2Go.com. Another great deal.
Pillow fighting. World's greatest sport.
Did you know that on April 2, 2011, there were huge pillow fights around the earth? “International Pillow Fight Day” has been held every year since 2008. From Taipei, Taiwan to Pisa, Italy; from Birmingham, Alabama to Hamburg, Germany, flash mobs gather every year to whack each other with pillows in an outdoor location.
The world record for the most-massive pillow fight is 3,706 people, documented by Guinness. It was held as a charity event in 2008 in Minehead, Somerset, England.
There’s even an all-female Pillow Fight League that’s been operating out of Toronto, Ontario since 2007. This is a lot rougher and tougher than your average pillow fight, although biting and hair-pulling and putting a brick in the pillow are violations of the official rules.
Unfortunately, the origin of the first pillow fight, and who invented this art form, is lost in the mists of time. My attempt at local libraries and colleges to uncover who was responsible for the world’s first pillow fight was generally answered by “Huh?” and “Stop calling.”
So while we cannot celebrate the creators of the pillow fight on postage stamps and in music and TV, we can enjoy the fruits of their labor. I’m not interested in those massive, public pillow fights. The only true pillow fight must be conducted on a bed among young, busty women in skimpy lingerie, and they need to bounce up and down a lot. And giggle a lot. Extra points are awarded for exposed nipples or tits that spill out. It’s also within the boundaries of true pillow fighting for the participants to masturbate side-by-side with vibrators in a post-pillow fight cool down, Christy Marks and Angela White did this a few years ago at SCORELAND.
Any other kind of pillow fighting is bogus and an affront to the spirit of bonafide pillow fighting. Be that as it may, I still support International Pillow Fight Day.
Pillow fighters like Catt Green and Beverly Paige. Angela White and Christy Marks. Now they’re genuine pillow fighters!
Tammy looks like Gwen Stefani, but better because Tammy has big tits.
I love tits. I love women. I love women with big tits.
They make me happy. 🙂
But not all women come equipped with large funbags.
Tammy from SCORE March '01 is a big-tit look-alike.
That makes me sad. 🙁
So, sometimes I like to cruise around SCORELAND and check out all the big-titted doppelgangers. Yep, women who look like women who could use bigger knockers.
(Not to be confused with big-titted women who look like big-titted women, like when people were saying that I look like Kelly Shibari.)
For example, I happen to think that Tammy from SCORE March ’01 looks like Gwen Stefani, if Gwen had bigger tits. (It’s a shame that she doesn’t.)
I am sure that there are plenty of you tit lovers out there who, like me, are drawn to certain models because they represent the better, bigger-boobed version of someone famous.
Share your lookalikes with me!
I would love to hear your thoughts.
xoxo, Maria
Maxi Mounds born October 25.
Karen Fisher born October 26.
Alexis Silver born October 27.
Ruth Tyler born October 28.
Reyna Mae born October 29.
Deena Duos born October 29.
Kiko Lee born October 29.
Ashley Heart born October 30.
Now at your favorite magazine rack but not for long.
The Holiday ’11 Voluptuous rings the bells.
Micky Bells. What a set of clappers. What music they make. Micky is this edition’s covergirl, her second cover appearance in three months. That could be a record.
This issue also stars Catt Green in her first magazine pictorial, newcomer Lola, Renee Ross as a nurse, Lanea Love, Maserati and Desiree in tits ‘n’ tugs action, Beverly Paige in torrid XXX and Stefani, as well as the V-Mag debut of natural sensation Hitomi.
A bumper crop of finger-lickin’ natural bra-stuffers guaranteed to sizzle your weiner.
Get it now before your store runs out, and it will according to the store clerks I talk to, or let your fingers do the walking by ordering it at eBoobStore.com.
This photo is about cream. This photo is about pie. This blog post is about creampie. Okay?
I apologize if the photo of Veronica is misleading. At no point in this blog are we going to talk about cherry pie. We are not even going to be chatting about baked goods. If you are hungry, go get a sandwich and then come back because I repeat: There will be no pie talk here.
Nope.
We are going to discuss creampies. Creampies, as in when a lady has a slit full of swimmers. Creampie, as in when a woman’s pussy is full of population paste. A clam full of man chowder. A box full of spunk. A snatch oozing skeet. A slit oozing penis tears. A fur burger with extra sauce on the inside…
Okay, I think I made my point.
Creampies came to mind today because I have noticed a lot of them happening in SCORELAND and SCOREVideos lately and I thought to myself, “The idea of firing off a round of sperm into a lady’s gash must be very hot for a dude.” (FYI, Beverly Paige gets a creampie this weekend at SCOREVideos.)
But, as I am on the receiving end of the pie situation, I can’t say that for sure. Do chicks like it when a man cums inside them? Maybe, if that’s their prerogative. I mean…there’s a lot of clean-up involved, but I like to think that women are willing to do what it takes to keep their men happy. (I think that makes more sense than what Dave thinks because according to him, the allure of the creampie is that real women don’t do all the things that XXX stars do. So when you see it, you are into it because most “regular” women refuse to play the part of the cum receptacle during the sexy time.) I beg to differ, but then again, this blog is not about me.
It’s about YOU. Do YOU like to leave your men behind after storming a chick’s beach? Is that something you are into? And watching it ooze out of her love tunnel…does that do it for you? I know some of you would rather let your semen splashdown on a woman’s tits, and hey, that’s cool. But is depositing your load in her lady bank something you like to do?
Chime in!
xoxo,
Maria