This photo is about cream. This photo is about pie. This blog post is about creampie. Okay?
I apologize if the photo of Veronica is misleading. At no point in this blog are we going to talk about cherry pie. We are not even going to be chatting about baked goods. If you are hungry, go get a sandwich and then come back because I repeat: There will be no pie talk here.
Nope.
We are going to discuss creampies. Creampies, as in when a lady has a slit full of swimmers. Creampie, as in when a woman’s pussy is full of population paste. A clam full of man chowder. A box full of spunk. A snatch oozing skeet. A slit oozing penis tears. A fur burger with extra sauce on the inside…
Okay, I think I made my point.
Creampies came to mind today because I have noticed a lot of them happening in SCORELAND and SCOREVideos lately and I thought to myself, “The idea of firing off a round of sperm into a lady’s gash must be very hot for a dude.” (FYI, Beverly Paige gets a creampie this weekend at SCOREVideos.)
But, as I am on the receiving end of the pie situation, I can’t say that for sure. Do chicks like it when a man cums inside them? Maybe, if that’s their prerogative. I mean…there’s a lot of clean-up involved, but I like to think that women are willing to do what it takes to keep their men happy. (I think that makes more sense than what Dave thinks because according to him, the allure of the creampie is that real women don’t do all the things that XXX stars do. So when you see it, you are into it because most “regular” women refuse to play the part of the cum receptacle during the sexy time.) I beg to differ, but then again, this blog is not about me.
It’s about YOU. Do YOU like to leave your men behind after storming a chick’s beach? Is that something you are into? And watching it ooze out of her love tunnel…does that do it for you? I know some of you would rather let your semen splashdown on a woman’s tits, and hey, that’s cool. But is depositing your load in her lady bank something you like to do?
These are Valory Irene's tits. Is some zoologist telling me her tits look like her ass?
The poll currently running on the Blog asks, “Other than breasts, what is your favorite part of a woman’s body?” Not surprisingly, the No. 1 answer so far is ass at 44%. I say not surprisingly because a letter writer, Jack from Chicago, recently reminded me of the zoologist Desmond Morris, who wrote (and I’m definitely paraphrasing here) that big tits remind men of the globular shape of a woman’s buttocks.
Actually, what Morris said (and I’m quoting from Wikipedia, not exactly the most-reliable source) is that “the shape of female breasts evolved as a frontal counterpart to that of the buttocks, the reason being that while other primates mate in the rear-entry position, humans, because of their upright posture, are more likely to successfully copulate by mating face to face, the so-called missionary position. Morris suggested that a secondary sexual characteristic on a woman’s chest would have encouraged this in more primitive incarnations of the human race, and a face-on encounter may have helped found a relationship between partners beyond merely a sexual one.”
In plain English, what we really want to do is fuck a woman from behind, which we can and sometimes do. But when we fuck her face-to-face, her tits remind us of ass and get us hard. So, it’s not surprising that 44% of you like ass second because in your minds, tits are ass. Or something like that.
But you know what? All of this science is confusing. Do you know why I like big tits? Because they get my cock hard. Do you know why I like a girl’s ass? Because it gets my cock hard. Why do these things get my cock hard? Because I like them. Why do I like them?
Okay, all this thinking is making my cock soft. I don’t want my cock to be soft, so I’m going to log into SCORELAND and check out some big tits. I heard that Stephanie Stalls is fucking this weekend. Leanne Crow is getting her tits out. And that’s all I need to know.
Stephanie needs to convince her lawyer she has a sex addiction. Is he man enough to find out?
Did anyone actually think we would play a fresh Stephanie Stalls interview and strip show this week and then neglect to have her demonstrate even more of her bodacious, rambunctious and randy skills in the art of wood making? Shame on you if you did!
Today at SCORELAND, Stephanie stars in “I’m a Nympho. Case Closed.”
Stephanie and her lawyer are meeting about her divorce settlement. But there’s a problem. She’s been cheating, and her ex-husband has had her followed by private eye Joey Gecko. Stephanie’s lawyer has been given the surveillance photos by her ex’s lawyer. So there’s only one thing for Stephanie to do: convince her skeptical lawyer to convince the judge that Stephanie’s a nymphomaniac and has a cock addiction. Then win that settlement.
Stephanie does it the best way she can. With her blouse-busters, her skilled tongue, her superior suction power and her organ grinder.
Is this why guys become attorneys?
There may be an uptick in law school applications once news of this video gets around.
“What’s Roku?” you may be asking. Roku is a little (by little, I mean about the size of a hockey puck), black box that you hook up to your TV set. It lets you watch streaming Internet video, like Netflix, Amazon Video On Demand and HuluPlus, on your TV in very high quality (not quite HD but close).
Well, now you can watch SCORE Group videos on Roku. Not full-length videos (not yet, anyway) but preview clips from SCORELAND, XLGirls.com, NaughtyMag.com, 40SomethingMag.com and more. The Roku channel is called SCOREtv, and this preview channel is free.
Roku boxes aren’t free, but they’re not too expensive, either, ranging in price from $59.99 to $99.99, depending on the features. Like I said, I love my Roku. There are times I go days without watching regular TV, just Roku channels.
And now, I’m going to spend even more time on my Roku.
If you have Roku, check it out. SCOREtv is a private channel, so you won’t find it in the Roku channel listings. But linking is easy enough. Just go here.
Nancy Navarro: secretary, owner of G-cup naturals, Yankees fan.
Her name is Nancy Navarro, she’s from New York City, she’s a secretary and she’s brand new. Yep, Nancy decided to bring her natural (we checked) G-cup rack, along with the rest of her very nice body, to our studio, and today at SCORELAND, she’s naked on-camera for the first time. Ever. She’s never been a stripper or a swinger, never been to a nude beach. In fact, she usually doesn’t even dress to show off her tits except when she goes to New York Yankees baseball games, which she does quite often. She’s a big Yankees fan, a fact I’m going to overlook only because I like Nancy and her tits so much. And just to prove what I’m willing to do for you guys, the lengths I’m willing to go to for tits, in the video interview that’s going up tomorrow, Nancy won’t flash her tits unless I admit that the Yankees are the best baseball team. Which I do. Eventually. But not after doing a lot of soul searching. And staring at Nancy’s nipples.
Anyway, see Nancy naked today and tomorrow at SCORELAND…without even having to lie about baseball.
She hasn’t scored at SCORELAND since the SCOREtv Holiday Edition, SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored and her hot, boy-girl anal video. Be here tomorrow when Stephanie Stalls unholsters her 40″, 34F pistols with magnum force and talks about dancing and stripping in nightclubs around the country. Stephanie shows exactly what she does and then some. Want to know what goes on in those VIP rooms? Miss Stalls gives you big scoops of Southern sweatermeat and tells you where to find her.
Some of Stephanie’s chat reminded me of a story Dave and I did for the October ’08 SCORE, ‘The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing.”
It’s an all new SCORELAND video and a ringside ticket to a private lap dance with huge tits and a wet pussy in your face.
Minka is famous for her elongated nipples and other reasons.
Not every girl gets hard nipples from handling. Bailey gets ’em.
Destiny as the nipple nurse!
There’s a point to nipples. Two points, in fact. They are erogenous zones as well as the spigots of milk delivery. And they are great to look at, in an artistic sense. Plus, staring at them causes woodies.
Let’s look at the boob science behind nipples. There won’t be a quiz later. I just wholeheartedly urge that you spend some time with some fine, fine nipples and their beautiful owners this weekend: Eva Notty and Sarah Satori in a threesome at SCORELAND; Natalie Fiore and Micky Bells at XLGirls ( a must see) and Destiny Rose in her second boy-girl scene (as a nurse, naturally) at SCOREVideos.
Today in boob science:
The medical term for nipple is papilla. Teat is a word used more often for animals than humans. The word tits comes from teats, but tit usually means the entire breast, not only the nipple.
Some word scholars believe that the word nipple derived from “neb,” an Old English word for nose or beak. Others claim it’s from the German “nippel.” Not much in favor anymore, for an excellent reason, is the German “die Brustwarze,” literally “breast wart.”
“Puffy” nipples are larger than average nipples and areolae that have a domed look.
Erect nipples are caused by contracting muscles under the skin, while clit enlargement and a boner in guys is caused by blood engorgement. Cold will also contract the areolae giving them a scrunched-up look. Not all women get erect nipples when turned-on.
The average projection and size of the human female nipple is approximately 3/8″ or 10mm.
20% of women have inverted nipples.
The nipple/breast system is complex and well-designed. Each breast has approximately 20 sections called lobes that surround the nipple. Inside the lobes are smaller lobes called lobules that end in bulbs that create milk. Small tubes called ducts carry the milk to the nipples. Montgomery glands inside the areola lubricate the nipple during breast-feeding. Kristina Milan can show you exactly how this works.
Female nipples are more sensitive than male nipples because there are more nerves and nerve endings.
Male horses and rats have no nipples. They don’t miss them, either.
This weekend on SCOREVideos.com, you can check out Destiny Rose fucking, which in and of itself is kind of fucktastic. But you can also catch her getting a load of sperm all over her face, which is kind of raunchy and hot at the same time. I have to say that I have always had a special place in my heart for this ginger because I interviewed her the first time she ever modeled. It seemed only appropriate that I interview her right after she fucked for the first time in our studios. Check out the video below and then head over to SCOREVideos and catch an eyeful of Destiny getting a face full.
Today is a big day at SCORELAND. Why is it a bigger day than usual?
“Because I get to fucky-fucky with my friend,” SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty says.
“Hopefully I get to sucky-sucky,” says Sarah Satori, Eva’s very busty friend.
“Not hopefully,” Eva says. “You better!”
“You’d better share, you little cock goblin,” Sarah retorts.
And Eva says, “There’s gonna be a lot of sucking going on.”
That’s right, Blog readers. The video version of the pictorial that K.S. from the United Kingdom called “the greatest hardcore spread you’ve ever shown” goes live today at SCORELAND: 2010 SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty and newcomer Sarah Satori in a three-way with one of our studs.
In the video, you’ll find out that Eva and Sarah travel together. You’ll find out how Eva almost caused a traffic accident in San Francisco. You’ll find out about the time they first saw each other face-to-face.
“I met her in an elevator,” Eva recalled. “And she had a big old bucket of ice, and I said, ‘Sarah?'”
And Sarah says she glanced at Eva’s tits and said, “Oh, you must be here for me.”
They kiss for real. They cuddle. Eva eats Sarah’s pussy. Eva sits on Sarah’s face, then they 69.
And this is all before the cock arrives, at which point Eva sucks that cock like she’s a bobblehead doll…while she’s sitting on Sarah’s face.
As the great Dionne Warwick and friends once sang:
Keep smilin’, keep shinin’
Knowin’ you can always count on me, for sure
That’s what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I’ll be on your side forever more
That’s what friends are for
Excuse me. I have to go jack to Eva and Sarah now.
