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Micky rings our bells

August 24, 2011 by Elliot James
Micky plays "Catch The Limes"

Micky plays "Catch The Limes."

Today in SCORELAND‘s Puerto Vallarta Vacation, the spotlight falls on the awesome Micky Bells. This is Micky’s second international trip with SCORE. The first was to Jamaica for Montego Babes at XLGirls.com and now out on DVD. Above, Micky tries her skills at a popular Mexican sport, catching limes with her deep cleavage. Now that’s natural talent. You won’t see this on The X Factor.

While Micky is catching margarita ingredients, you can catch her November ’11 Voluptuous magazine debut at your favorite newsstand. But don’t wait. V-Mag doesn’t last long on the racks. If you get beat out, then get it fast from us. Great cover, ain’t it?

Micky Bells. Pretty as a picture.

Micky Bells. Pretty as a picture.

CAUTION! Big-boobed girls at work!

August 23, 2011 by Dave

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This might not be your idea of work (or anybody’s idea of work), but believe it or not, in this photo, (left to right) Natalie Fiore, Leanne Crow and Micky Bells are working. Working hard. If you look closely, you can probably see some perspiration on their breasts. But you’re going to have to look very closely. Notice, too, the energy drink in Leanne’s right hand. And the way the girls’ bikini tops are working overtime to keep their tits encased.

Out of the picture, of course, is a photographer who’s standing on a balcony and looking down at this scene. He’s also hard at work.VERY hard at work.

Natalie Fiore works hard for the money.

Natalie Fiore works hard for the money.

So, if you’re a girl with big boobs (or if you know a girl with big boobs), and you’re thinking, “If I model for SCORE, are they going to work my ass off?” the answer is no, we want your ass and your tits right where they are.

By the way, moments after this photo was taken, Natalie changed into another swimsuit and jumped into the pool for another photo shoot, which along with a video, is posted today at SCORELAND as part of our “Puerto Vallarta Vacation” special. Tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it. If you’re a girl who’d like to do it, check out BeASCOREModel.com.

Jenna Valentine kicks off “Puerto Vallarta Vacation”

August 22, 2011 by Elliot James
Puerto Vallarta Vacation with Jenna Valentine.

Puerto Vallarta Vacation with Jenna Valentine.

On this day, Jenna Valentine puts on and takes off her teeny weeny purple polka dot bikini poolside overlooking the Mexican resort city Puerto Vallarta in a boob-packed pictorial and video (plus candids) in Part One of “Puerto Vallarta Vacation.” Now that’s a bikini stretcher! Jenna’s boobs and bod are looking more awesome than ever. Her now-raven-black hair is very sexy, too. Mexico just got a lot hotter.

Has it been over a year since Jenna teamed with Karla James, Taylor Steele, Natalie Fiore and Arianna Sinn for “On Location Grand Bahama”? Where does the time go? Natalie rejoined Jenna in Mexico, and their new bosom buds are Leanne Crow, Hitomi and Micky. We’ll be seeing those hotties as Puerto Vallarta Vacation week continues.

Micky, Hitomi and Natalie would like you to join them on vacation in Puerto Vallarta. Leanne and Jenna will be there, too.

August 21, 2011 by Dave
Leanne and Jenna became bosom buddies in Mexico.

Leanne and Jenna became bosom buddies in Mexico.

Micky, Hitomi and Natalie in Puerto Vallarta. They have something to show you.

Micky, Hitomi and Natalie in Puerto Vallarta. They have something to show you.

The next five days, starting Monday, will be one of those weeks that makes life worth living and SCORELAND worth joining: five days of beautiful, big-titted naturals in a tropical location, in this case, Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. This special feature is called “Puerto Vallarta Vacation,” and it kicks off tomorrow with Jenna Valentine, followed by Natalie Fiore, Micky Bells, Hitomi and Leanne Crow. Lots of pictures and lots of video. ENORMOUS tits, possibly the bustiest five-girl on-location trip we’ve ever taken, and we’ve taken some busty ones.

You have a day to rest up. The furious jacking begins tomorrow.

Welcome to the jungle!

August 20, 2011 by Maria

Ah, the call of the wild…

Sometimes I like to peruse certain galleries in SCORELAND, and today, I found myself coming across all of these leopard print bikinis. It inspired today’s blog post.

There is something to be said about the whole, “Me Tarzan, you Jane,” fantasy, don’t you think? I for one could totally get into the whole jungle girl/Amazonian woman fetish…but I think that’s mostly because I have a thing for animal prints. lol

While some prefer the nurse fetish or the schoolgirl fantasy, I think that jungle girl kink is really where it’s at. For starters, the outfits are hot. Who doesn’t want to see some hottie dressed up as a savage, half-naked and wild? I know I do. And this kind of thing seems to point in the direction of outdoor sex because if you’re going to put on a wild outfit, why not hit the backyard, secluded area in the woods or…garden section of Home Depot and get busy, right? Plus…imagine the animal noises you could make!

Are you guys into this fantasy? What other kink are you into? I would love to know!

xoxo

Maria

Angela White Finally Fucks on DVD. Finally!

August 19, 2011 by Elliot James
Take Angela home now.

Take Angela home now.

“Can’t wait for Angela White Finally Fucks to come out on DVD. Please guys, make this happen ASAP,” Adam wrote when Angela’s SCORELAND special began.

“Can’t wait to buy the DVD,” seconded Ian.

“I’m happy that Angela’s doing hardcore. When her first XXX movie comes out later this year, I’ll be among the first to order it,” Reginald commented.

“Hoping for DVD also,” added Crazy Jose.

I can’t blame some girls for making guys wait a long time because when (or if ) it ever does happen, you just know it’s going to be worth it. Angela really delivered after years of flirting and teasing (that I always enjoyed). No one was left hanging in the breeze. Hey, she’s not that kind of girl!

Well, now the waiting game is over and we thank you for your patience. Angela White Finally Fucks is now on DVD and it’s ready to ship at eBoobStore.com  I can definitely say that it’s one of the most eagerly awaited DVDs, judging by all the mail and phone calls.

Venera: beyond slim 'n' stacked.

Venera: beyond slim 'n' stacked.

It’s been 10 years since Ultimate Linsey was released. Ten years since Ultimate Dawn Stone. Seven years since Ultimate Cherry. Angela White FF has that same electric feeling of excitement and rewarded expectations.

And also being released today is Venera’s Busty Debut, in many ways, not unlike Angela’s first introductory DVD, A Day With Angela. Venera is one of the most-praised super-slim and super-stacked SCORE newcomers of the year (her boobs-to-waist ratio is jawdropping) and a big contender for Newcomer of the Year if she can beat off Valory Irene and Leanne Crow (and Beshine, too).

Find your happy seat and check out both trailers in the eBoobStore. It’s a big weekend.

Thank you, Angela White.

Thank you, Venera.

We’re stocking up on the zinc, bee pollen and protein powder in your honor.

Movies that tit-loving guys should own

August 18, 2011 by Elliot James
Angelina Castro: the Miami hottie gets some booty love in SCOREtv: Uncut & Uncensored.

Angelina Castro: the Miami hottie gets some booty love in SCOREtv: Uncut & Uncensored.

Big-titted stripper Stephanie can pole dance anytime at SCORE and she does in SCOREtv.

Big-titted stripper Stephanie can pole dance anytime at SCORE and she does in SCOREtv.

Kelly Christiansen: the guest Jay Leno must dream of inviting on his talk show.

Kelly Christiansen: the guest Jay Leno must dream of inviting on his talk show.

SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored is a spinoff of our popular Net-based SCOREtv show but with a major difference. Full, total, head-on, non-stop, XXX sex with five SCORE Girls that would give a coma patient a hard-on of steel. They give their all.

The cast is top-notch and top-heavy. You know ’em, you love ’em.

Our local Miami sex bomb Angelina Castro and exotic dance star Stephanie Stalls both get butt-boffed and cum-glazed.

The beautiful Kelly Christiansen rides a man-pole in the backstage green room before she visits the set to chat with SCOREtv host Dave.

Potty-mouthed Nadia Night demonstrates the Tenga Flip Hole on the set and gets worked up, so she runs off to relieve the stress with a dude.

And gorgeous Kali West demonstrates her blow job skills on a walking dildo on the set before they head off to a backroom for some fornicatin’ and copulatin’.

If you’ve seen the first season of SCOREtv* and the Holiday Special edition at SCORELAND, you’ll dig this movie. SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on DVD is on my personal recommended buy list.

There’s nothing like it. It’s the talk show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to host. Sorry, Jimbo. Dave has the job, if you can call it work.

*SCOREtv Season 1 on DVD is sold out!

Celebri-titty birthdays

August 17, 2011 by Elliot James
Bodacious Babbett born August 17.

Bodacious Babbett, born August 17

Sienna Hills born August 18.

Sienna Hills, born August 18

Traci Burr born August 19.

Traci Burr, born August 19

Jeannine Oldfield born August 19.

Jeannine Oldfield, born August 19

Aileen Ghettman born August 20.

Aileen Ghettman, born August 20

Penny Porsche born August 21.

Penny Porsche, born August 21

Desirae born August 21.

Desirae, born August 21

Destiny Rose born August 22.

Destiny Rose, born August 22

Dawn Stone born August 22.

Dawn Stone, born August 22

Barocca born August 24

Barocca, born August 24

Beautiful transsexual enjoys sucking on sausages while masturbating and watching big-boob videos. Maybe.

August 16, 2011 by Dave
Brandy Ryder enjoys sucking on big sausages while sucking cock. We have pictorial proof of that.

Brandy Ryder enjoys sucking on big sausages while sucking cock. We have pictorial proof of that. Get FeedHerFuckHer.com free with a membership to XLGirls.com.

We get a lot of emails and letters at SCORE and SCORELAND, most of them from readers and members who have genuine ideas and opinions to express.

But every once in a while, we receive a letter from a reader who…well, who I’m just not certain is being straight (possible poor word choice, as you’re about to see) with us, who I think might be trying to put one over on us. So, what happens is, we decide to publish the letter anyway (because most letters like this are kinda different and kinda amusing), and the writer sits at home laughing and thinking, “Those idiots! I really put one over on them!”

The following letter, published in SCORE, just might be one of those letters. It’s from Lauren G. (address withheld). Lauren G. writes:

“Though I’m a beautiful transsexual fellatrix (that’s someone adept at and who enjoys sucking man sausage a whole lot!), I don’t watch gay porn at all. I prefer to see hot, sexy, ultra-feminine women having sex with men. I can’t stand to see two masculine men, or, for that matter, even two feminine or even butch women going at it, having sex or French kissing. I feel it’s a man and a woman that looks right. That’s why I always wear feminine apparel and makeup. I have my own hair (no wig), and it’s very full and lustrous. I just need huge, natural tits and a pussy. My mind and preferences are 100% female. I don’t like sports, I suck at math, etc. I don’t masturbate to any DVDs, but I enjoy them. I always masturbate while sucking something, usually a big hot dog or a realistic cock dildo like, say, a Doc Johnson Jeff Stryker model. My ejaculation is 10 times more intense while sucking one of these than when not sucking one.

“Whether I’m sucking on a big weiner or a dildo, I always think about someone I’ve already been with, someone whose dick I’ve already sucked. I have a harder time cumming if I think about someone I’ve not been with yet. The size of the hot dog has no bearing on the size of the guy I was with. Besides sucking hot dogs while playing on my computer, reading a book or newspaper or watching TV, etc., I also suck on these big hot dogs while walking on my treadmill a half hour per day and while working  out.”

Okay: Real or not real? Is Lauren G. really a transsexual who enjoys sucking hot dogs while watching SCORE videos and masturbating? Or is Lauren G. more likely some guy named Larry who sits at home watching DVDs and jacking, just like the rest of it, and satisfies his post-jacking hunger with, maybe, a hot dog and a beer? Every part of the letter strikes me as realistic except the sucking on hot dogs part. Who sucks on hot dogs while walking on a treadmill? Doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose?

SCORELAND Blog readers, you make the call!

Kaytee Carter’s backyard bosom bounty @ SCORELAND

August 15, 2011 by Elliot James
Kaytee Carter: a real country girl.

Kaytee Carter: a real country girl.

Kaytee Carter grew up a country girl in the great state of Oregon. She talked about her upbringing in a SCORELAND interview.

“My father was a hops farmer,” she said. “I grew up on a farm. Working the fields, driving the truck. Three-thousand acres of hops!”

So wow! A real farmer’s daughter! Right here at SCORELAND. That info inspired a photo set and this cover of the August ’11 Voluptuous, an issue still on-sale in our eBoobStore (a few copies remain in stock). The photo set posted on SCORELAND last week week. Check it out with thoughts of pitching hay alongside Kaytee.

Farm life. There are advantages.

Farm life. There are advantages.

I used to wonder: Is the farm girl fantasy true? Do farm girls grab their boyfriends and throw them down in the barn after a hard day at work? Their fingers are adept at milking cows. What else do those farm-girl fingers milk? Yeah, I know, it’s all machines milking cows these days. And their fathers. Would they actually fill your ass with buckshot if they caught you being milked by their daughters on a pile of hay? What do I know? I grew up watching Dukes of Hazzard, not exactly a reality series, and I went to a real farm maybe four times in my life.

Still, it’s nice to mull over these thoughts with Kaytee, a real-life farmer’s daughter.

Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.