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August 22, 2011 by Elliot James
Puerto Vallarta Vacation with Jenna Valentine.
On this day, Jenna Valentine puts on and takes off her teeny weeny purple polka dot bikini poolside overlooking the Mexican resort city Puerto Vallarta in a boob-packed pictorial and video (plus candids) in Part One of “Puerto Vallarta Vacation.” Now that’s a bikini stretcher! Jenna’s boobs and bod are looking more awesome than ever. Her now-raven-black hair is very sexy, too. Mexico just got a lot hotter.
Has it been over a year since Jenna teamed with Karla James, Taylor Steele, Natalie Fiore and Arianna Sinn for “On Location Grand Bahama”? Where does the time go? Natalie rejoined Jenna in Mexico, and their new bosom buds are Leanne Crow, Hitomi and Micky. We’ll be seeing those hotties as Puerto Vallarta Vacation week continues.
August 21, 2011 by Dave
Leanne and Jenna became bosom buddies in Mexico.
Micky, Hitomi and Natalie in Puerto Vallarta. They have something to show you.
The next five days, starting Monday, will be one of those weeks that makes life worth living and SCORELAND worth joining: five days of beautiful, big-titted naturals in a tropical location, in this case, Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. This special feature is called “Puerto Vallarta Vacation,” and it kicks off tomorrow with Jenna Valentine, followed by Natalie Fiore, Micky Bells, Hitomi and Leanne Crow. Lots of pictures and lots of video. ENORMOUS tits, possibly the bustiest five-girl on-location trip we’ve ever taken, and we’ve taken some busty ones.
You have a day to rest up. The furious jacking begins tomorrow.
August 20, 2011 by Maria
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Colt 45 puts the grrr in great!
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Dawn Stone wants to rumble in the jungle.
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Kerry Marie gets wild in the wilderness!
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Maxi Mounds is built like an Amazon!
Ah, the call of the wild…
Sometimes I like to peruse certain galleries in SCORELAND, and today, I found myself coming across all of these leopard print bikinis. It inspired today’s blog post.
There is something to be said about the whole, “Me Tarzan, you Jane,” fantasy, don’t you think? I for one could totally get into the whole jungle girl/Amazonian woman fetish…but I think that’s mostly because I have a thing for animal prints. lol
While some prefer the nurse fetish or the schoolgirl fantasy, I think that jungle girl kink is really where it’s at. For starters, the outfits are hot. Who doesn’t want to see some hottie dressed up as a savage, half-naked and wild? I know I do. And this kind of thing seems to point in the direction of outdoor sex because if you’re going to put on a wild outfit, why not hit the backyard, secluded area in the woods or…garden section of Home Depot and get busy, right? Plus…imagine the animal noises you could make!
Are you guys into this fantasy? What other kink are you into? I would love to know!
xoxo
Maria
August 19, 2011 by Elliot James
Take Angela home now.
“Can’t wait for Angela White Finally Fucks to come out on DVD. Please guys, make this happen ASAP,” Adam wrote when Angela’s SCORELAND special began.
“Can’t wait to buy the DVD,” seconded Ian.
“I’m happy that Angela’s doing hardcore. When her first XXX movie comes out later this year, I’ll be among the first to order it,” Reginald commented.
“Hoping for DVD also,” added Crazy Jose.
I can’t blame some girls for making guys wait a long time because when (or if ) it ever does happen, you just know it’s going to be worth it. Angela really delivered after years of flirting and teasing (that I always enjoyed). No one was left hanging in the breeze. Hey, she’s not that kind of girl!
Well, now the waiting game is over and we thank you for your patience. Angela White Finally Fucks is now on DVD and it’s ready to ship at eBoobStore.com I can definitely say that it’s one of the most eagerly awaited DVDs, judging by all the mail and phone calls.
Venera: beyond slim 'n' stacked.
It’s been 10 years since Ultimate Linsey was released. Ten years since Ultimate Dawn Stone. Seven years since Ultimate Cherry. Angela White FF has that same electric feeling of excitement and rewarded expectations.
And also being released today is Venera’s Busty Debut, in many ways, not unlike Angela’s first introductory DVD, A Day With Angela. Venera is one of the most-praised super-slim and super-stacked SCORE newcomers of the year (her boobs-to-waist ratio is jawdropping) and a big contender for Newcomer of the Year if she can beat off Valory Irene and Leanne Crow (and Beshine, too).
Find your happy seat and check out both trailers in the eBoobStore. It’s a big weekend.
Thank you, Angela White.
Thank you, Venera.
We’re stocking up on the zinc, bee pollen and protein powder in your honor.
August 18, 2011 by Elliot James
Angelina Castro: the Miami hottie gets some booty love in SCOREtv: Uncut & Uncensored.
Big-titted stripper Stephanie can pole dance anytime at SCORE and she does in SCOREtv.
Kelly Christiansen: the guest Jay Leno must dream of inviting on his talk show.
SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored is a spinoff of our popular Net-based SCOREtv show but with a major difference. Full, total, head-on, non-stop, XXX sex with five SCORE Girls that would give a coma patient a hard-on of steel. They give their all.
The cast is top-notch and top-heavy. You know ’em, you love ’em.
Our local Miami sex bomb Angelina Castro and exotic dance star Stephanie Stalls both get butt-boffed and cum-glazed.
The beautiful Kelly Christiansen rides a man-pole in the backstage green room before she visits the set to chat with SCOREtv host Dave.
Potty-mouthed Nadia Night demonstrates the Tenga Flip Hole on the set and gets worked up, so she runs off to relieve the stress with a dude.
And gorgeous Kali West demonstrates her blow job skills on a walking dildo on the set before they head off to a backroom for some fornicatin’ and copulatin’.
If you’ve seen the first season of SCOREtv* and the Holiday Special edition at SCORELAND, you’ll dig this movie. SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on DVD is on my personal recommended buy list.
There’s nothing like it. It’s the talk show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to host. Sorry, Jimbo. Dave has the job, if you can call it work.
*SCOREtv Season 1 on DVD is sold out!
August 17, 2011 by Elliot James
Bodacious Babbett, born August 17
Sienna Hills, born August 18
Traci Burr, born August 19
Jeannine Oldfield, born August 19
Aileen Ghettman, born August 20
Penny Porsche, born August 21
Desirae, born August 21
Destiny Rose, born August 22
Dawn Stone, born August 22
Barocca, born August 24
August 16, 2011 by Dave
Brandy Ryder enjoys sucking on big sausages while sucking cock. We have pictorial proof of that. Get FeedHerFuckHer.com free with a membership to XLGirls.com.
We get a lot of emails and letters at SCORE and SCORELAND, most of them from readers and members who have genuine ideas and opinions to express.
But every once in a while, we receive a letter from a reader who…well, who I’m just not certain is being straight (possible poor word choice, as you’re about to see) with us, who I think might be trying to put one over on us. So, what happens is, we decide to publish the letter anyway (because most letters like this are kinda different and kinda amusing), and the writer sits at home laughing and thinking, “Those idiots! I really put one over on them!”
The following letter, published in SCORE, just might be one of those letters. It’s from Lauren G. (address withheld). Lauren G. writes:
“Though I’m a beautiful transsexual fellatrix (that’s someone adept at and who enjoys sucking man sausage a whole lot!), I don’t watch gay porn at all. I prefer to see hot, sexy, ultra-feminine women having sex with men. I can’t stand to see two masculine men, or, for that matter, even two feminine or even butch women going at it, having sex or French kissing. I feel it’s a man and a woman that looks right. That’s why I always wear feminine apparel and makeup. I have my own hair (no wig), and it’s very full and lustrous. I just need huge, natural tits and a pussy. My mind and preferences are 100% female. I don’t like sports, I suck at math, etc. I don’t masturbate to any DVDs, but I enjoy them. I always masturbate while sucking something, usually a big hot dog or a realistic cock dildo like, say, a Doc Johnson Jeff Stryker model. My ejaculation is 10 times more intense while sucking one of these than when not sucking one.
“Whether I’m sucking on a big weiner or a dildo, I always think about someone I’ve already been with, someone whose dick I’ve already sucked. I have a harder time cumming if I think about someone I’ve not been with yet. The size of the hot dog has no bearing on the size of the guy I was with. Besides sucking hot dogs while playing on my computer, reading a book or newspaper or watching TV, etc., I also suck on these big hot dogs while walking on my treadmill a half hour per day and while working out.”
Okay: Real or not real? Is Lauren G. really a transsexual who enjoys sucking hot dogs while watching SCORE videos and masturbating? Or is Lauren G. more likely some guy named Larry who sits at home watching DVDs and jacking, just like the rest of it, and satisfies his post-jacking hunger with, maybe, a hot dog and a beer? Every part of the letter strikes me as realistic except the sucking on hot dogs part. Who sucks on hot dogs while walking on a treadmill? Doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose?
SCORELAND Blog readers, you make the call!
August 15, 2011 by Elliot James
Kaytee Carter: a real country girl.
Kaytee Carter grew up a country girl in the great state of Oregon. She talked about her upbringing in a SCORELAND interview.
“My father was a hops farmer,” she said. “I grew up on a farm. Working the fields, driving the truck. Three-thousand acres of hops!”
So wow! A real farmer’s daughter! Right here at SCORELAND. That info inspired a photo set and this cover of the August ’11 Voluptuous, an issue still on-sale in our eBoobStore (a few copies remain in stock). The photo set posted on SCORELAND last week week. Check it out with thoughts of pitching hay alongside Kaytee.
Farm life. There are advantages.
I used to wonder: Is the farm girl fantasy true? Do farm girls grab their boyfriends and throw them down in the barn after a hard day at work? Their fingers are adept at milking cows. What else do those farm-girl fingers milk? Yeah, I know, it’s all machines milking cows these days. And their fathers. Would they actually fill your ass with buckshot if they caught you being milked by their daughters on a pile of hay? What do I know? I grew up watching Dukes of Hazzard, not exactly a reality series, and I went to a real farm maybe four times in my life.
Still, it’s nice to mull over these thoughts with Kaytee, a real-life farmer’s daughter.
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
August 14, 2011 by Maria
Minka's hard nipples are distracting.
I want to talk about something that I feel needs to be talked about. I want to talk about hard nipples.
Yeah, I said it.
I am not talking about naked hard nipples because once you have them all out in the open, hard nipples lose their hard edge. They are not as eye-catching or very serious at all once they are naked and in your line of vision or, if you are lucky, your mouth.
Nope.
What I want to talk about is what I like to refer to as the red flag of all things tit…hard nipples in a shirt. I am a woman and I have big boobs. Clearly, I have nipples. Clearly, they get hard. You would think that this would deter me in some way from staring when confronted by what Dave likes to call “Air-Conditioning Nipples.” It does not.
Nope, when I see a pair of headlights, I am struck stupid by their blinding lure. I stare. Nay, I gawk. I cannot help it. I know I am not alone. I know ALL of you stare, too. How can you not? It’s like two air-traffic control men are waving you in to the bone zone.
I started thinking to myself, “But just HOW distracting can hard nipples be? I mean, can ANYONE resist the lure when a pair of nips are staring you down?”
I decided to be scientific because let’s face it, experiments are fun and everyone secretly wants to be a scientist. I went to one of those gag stores in the mall. You know, the kind that sells everything under the sun that you will never, ever need but probably will buy. It was there that I found a pair of fake nipples. Yes…FAKE NIPPLES. They are rubber pasties with extra-big, extra-hard nipples that when worn over your real nipples and under your bra make your nipples look EXTRA hard. Like, mutant hard nipples.
Armed with these hard nipples, or rather, wearing them, and a very thin, very white tank top (a wife-beater, as they are known to be called), I headed over to the best possible place to conduct my experiment: the supermarket. I wanted to see just how much lure a set of hard nipples had, and I want to publicly state that the findings of my experiment were both epic and quite hilarious.
To say that my super-hard nipples caused quite a stir is an understatement. I didn’t even make it into my grocer’s door before the shenanigans began. Men pushing carts crashing into things. Then I went in and asked clerks questions like, “Do you know what aisle the sugar is in?” and “How can you tell if a melon is ripe?” I asked the butcher in the meat department what cut of meat was the best for grilling. I asked a stranger in the frozen foods section if he knew where the frozen peas were. I can say that NO ONE talked to me. They all talked to my breasts. The men I asked were extra helpful. The guy in the produce section offered to carry my melon for me. The meat department employee asked me about the weather, TWICE. (I think he wanted me to say it was cold.) The guy in the aisle wanted to know if I would like him to push my cart for me. (I think that was innuendo for, “Let me push my dick in you.”) LOL
Hard nipples...distracting, but delicious.
And the women in the store? Well, they looked at me like I was the dingo that stole their baby. One woman actually hissed at me. I am not making this up. She HISSED. The cashier, a younger gal, probably in her mid-20s, was so flustered that she couldn’t formulate a sentence. It was like she wanted to tell me off and point out my hard nipples, as if they were offensive. And not one but TWO bag boys needed to help me carry out my three bags of groceries. When I tipped them, one of them asked me for my number. Clearly, he wanted my nips, not my tips.
By the time I got into my car, I had concluded one thing: Hard nipples are a pretty serious force of nature. Their lure is undeniable and, frankly, powerful. So, to all the men reading this blog, I say, it is not your fault that you stare at them. They are a formidable opponent to the eye. And to all the women, I say this…with great power comes great responsibility, so if you know your headlights are on, be careful who you are blinding. You might just cause an accident!
xoxo
Maria
August 13, 2011 by Dave
Leanne Crow tit-fucks a pole. Okay. But this weekend, she gets ice cream all over her tits, and I like that, too.
Now, after reading that headline, you’re probably thinking, “Dave, that’s bullshit. There’s no way Leanne Crow and Charley Green are sucking cock at SCORELAND this weekend. There’s no way Leanne is taking a load of ball juice on her tits.”
Hey, I didn’t say they were. But I want to tell you about some entertaining postings that have been going up on Sundays at SCORELAND. They’re called “BTS Theater,” BTS meaning behind the scenes. They’re iPhone clips, usually shot by Tushna, our studio manager, during on-location shoots (the ones going up this month are from St. Maarten). Tushna has a way of catching the girls in impromptu, candid, real-life moments, although sometimes she just goes and stages the whole thing. Like in two of Sunday’s clips, in which Tushna has Charley lick, suck and tit-fuck a lollipop (while Leanne gets changed in the background) and then has Leanne lick an ice cream cone (and let it melt all over her chest). It’s not quite like seeing them sucking and tit-fucking real cock, but it’s pretty damn hot. I mean, it works for me.
One thing I like about the BTS clips is getting to see the girls in ways we haven’t seen them before. For example, until a few minutes ago when I saw the Charley Green clip, I didn’t know she had a pierced tongue. Now I know, and you know what? My feelings about her are even stronger than they were before. You see, as a model, Charley is kinda shy and won’t show her pussy. But you know what that pierced tongue tells me? It tells me that Charley loves to suck cock. Yes, I am here to tell you that that that’s exactly what it means when a girl has a pierced tongue (of course, it could also mean she wants to piss off her father, but he’s going to get pissed off for the same reason I like the pierced tongue).
Two things I wouldn’t want my daughter to do: 1.) Pierce her tongue; 2.) Wear a LOVE PINK T-shirt. You know, the ones from Victoria’s Secret. To me, LOVE PINK means LOVE PUSSY. Of course, I’d prefer that to LOVE MEAT.
Anyway, now I know that even though Charley won’t show her pussy on-camera (at least not yet), she loves to suck cock. And that means a lot to me. And I also know how Leanne looks with cream-covered tits.
By the way, one of Sunday’s BTS clips is of Angela White, and that one is a candid clip. It’s called “Mystery Titties,” but there’s really no mystery. It could also be called “Mystery Ass” because Angela models her very nice buttocks, too.
So, Sunday, enjoy Leanne, enjoy Charley, enjoy Angela, enjoy going behind the scenes. SCORELAND. It’s not just about fucking.
