Tits underwater. Floatin’ boobs. Sexy mermaids with extra-large lung capacity. Plus poolside batin’ and breast play.
HOLY SUPERSOAKERS, BOOB-MAN!
How'd you like to lifeguard them?
These are the aquatic sights you’ll see in the new Voluptuous feature DVD Big Tit Skinny Dip, starring Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Dors Feline and Lana Ivans, filmed in the Caribbean. They wear the wind, some oil, a lot of water and not much else. Our kind of swim team. So hot you’d imagine the pool water turning into steam when they stepped in.
See the trailer at eBoobStore.com and dive in. The water’s really fine.
Big birthday wishes to Gianna (Big Boob Paradise, On Location Big Boob Paradise, Big Tit Tune-Up, Tit Fuck Tryouts, Pounding The Pledges and more!)
When you play with Gianna (born June 6), you're playing with fire.
SCORE's head honcho John Fox gave Jane the SCORE tanktop as a souvenir. She's sure to stand out in it.
SCORE doesn’t have roller coasters or animatronic robots in its building, but it could be said that we have thrill rides. We’re always happy to show special guests the place and give them a guided tour of the different departments.
When Richard Woods and his wife, H-Cup Jane Dior, visited the SCORE building for the first time, our photographer Jose grabbed a few pix on the SCOREtv set in the studio during our tour. As you can see, H-Cup Jane lives up to her name and seriously stressed that tiny, pink tee she went home with. (She could be a model herself.) We may not have Space Mountain at our office, but we do have magic mountains, as Jane proves. A SCORE reader since issue #1 in 1992, Rich was in Miami to speak about his “Unlearn” approach to life at a seminar at the recent Exxxotica expo at the Miami Beach Convention Center and showcase his new book, Unlearn Vanilla Marriage. We’re not saying that this book will help you get a big-boobed wife and muse like H-Cup, but, hey, it can’t hurt. And I guess we’re doing something right to have fans like this with us for nearly 20 years.
There are girls who are happy and go lucky…then there’s Beverly Paige, a 20-year-old, 36FF-cupper from California. Beverly was all sunshine and smiles when I met her in the SCORE styling room. Maybe it was the years she spent as a cheerleader, but I’ve never met anyone happier to put their legs behind their head before. (And watching her tits jiggle everywhere wasn’t bad either, let me tell you.) Look out for more blog videos with Beverly, soon, as well as her debut on SCORELAND. For now, get to know this busty brunette.
Voluptuous was the first men’s mag to photograph the chesty Israeli model Eden Mor. There are very few girls from Israel in the SCORE world. After that first time, Eden traveled to Spain, along with Kelly Kay, Joana Bliss, Crisa, Bozena and Florri in 2004. She and Bozena paired off in the breastfest DVD Knockin’ Nipples. After that, we lost touch until recently. Eden has changed.
Quite a collection here.
After Taylor Stevens in Canada, Eden Mor is the second Voluptuous/XL Girl to have had a dramatic weight reduction during the past year. It doesn’t happen very often. For the most part, models tend to gain weight and boobage. Autumn-Jade is the perfect example.
This year, a slimmer, trimmer Eden joined Valory, Arianna Sinn, Michelle Bond, Lana Ivans, and Sophie Mae in Portugal for Big-Boob Finishing School. SCORELAND is showing Eden’s pictorial from the July ’11 SCORE mag today.
Natasha's July '11 SCORE pictorial.
Opinions from the guys vary, but the majority of the comments about the new-look Eden have been good. Jeff wrote, “Eden, I’m one of your biggest fans. You have always been incredible and the slimmer version is absolutely smokin’ hot. Gorgeous face, incredible figure, and great personality. You have the best boobs on the planet (especially your nipples), plus I love your shaved pussy and incredible legs and ass. It’s heart attack time!” Alt commented: “Outstanding. I am fan of both versions of this grand lady and her magnificent hangers but this latest thinner version is simply stunning.” And RE wrote: “I much prefer her on the bigger side but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.” A true diplomat.
Tomorrow, Natasha Dulce from July ’11 SCORE. Fresh, hot, sexy, stacked and every other adjective you could think of.
All holidays must end, even for busty SCORE babes. It’s been a blast hanging out with Leanne Crow in St. Maarten while she played and partied with her chesty chums Michelle Bond, Angela White, Maggie Green and Charley Green in Leanne’s Stacked Summer. Now it’s time for Leanne to catch her plane back ‘cross the Big Pond. But first, Miss Crow has look her bustiest and sexiest and have all eyes on her when she strolls though the airport and boards Flight 34J to London. You have a first-class ticket to a happy seat right upfront while Leanne takes a nice, refreshing bath and then changes into an outfit that will decorate that luscious 44-28-36 bod. See it all when Leanne’s Stacked Summer rolls today at SCORELAND. Good times! Check out the trailer and get it on DVD at eBoobStore.
I think we all know that the level of excitement pretty much triples around SCORELAND when lovely, full, lush, NEW titties arrive in our studio. It’s heaven. It’s heaven with hooters.
Naturally, the first thing we want to do is share this glorious feeling with all of you guys. So, check out our latest debut dugs belonging to Sheridan Love, a hottie from Texas whose bust will make you forget the Alamo. Sheridan is all curves, and that is all good with us. And she reads SCORE magazine, which makes us love her even more. You can check out Sheridan on SCORELAND soon, but for now, check out this hi-how-you-doin’ clip below.
Chalk up another hottie for the United Kingdom in the never-ending international sweater-missile race.
Robyn Alexandra enters SCORELAND today with her first pictorial from the July ’11 SCORE magazine.
Robyn’s a Brit who fills out a bikini very nicely, thank you very much. She’s fairly new to modeling and started out posing for the tabs in London.
I love that for years, people on buses and in the underground in London have been reading newspapers with photos of topless girls. In the States, the other passengers would look at you funny.
Robyn’s a professional ice skater. She’s been expertly cutting the ice for the past 13 years. Robyn could be the world’s first topless ice skater. Just a thought.
To all of you serving in our armed forces and for all of those who have served and given their time and sometimes even their lives to protect our fine nation, we salute you. On behalf of all of us here at SCORELAND, we would like to wish you a happy and safe Memorial Day.
Is Shyla realling saying, "I'm fucking him but thinking about you?"
This photo from today’s SCORELAND posting of Shyla Shy getting fucked by a big, black cock reminded me of an email we received from SCORELAND member M.S. He writes, “This is a response to the guy stating he doesn’t appreciate a girl looking into the camera during a boy-girl hardcore scene. Some seem to think it takes away from the fantasy of the viewer being the guy inside the film. That the chick is getting off on the guy, and we want to be that guy.
“Yes, there is a voyeuristic quality to the girl glancing at us, but more important is that when she’s glancing at us but getting off on the guy, it’s like she’s saying to the viewer, ‘Do you like what you see because I’d rather be fucking you than this guy in the video? I’m imagining it’s you and not him giving me pleasure, and the only reason he gets me off is because, unfortunately, you’re not here to do it for me.
“It’s very much like, both literally and figuratively, she is putting on a show just for you, and the other cock in the room is incidental. She’s not there to please that guy. She’s there to please you. It’s just that you happen to be on the other side of a screen and inaccessible to her. In film, it’s called breaking the fourth wall, and it engages the viewer on an extra level, making it seem like they’re directly interacting with the girl. Now, if we could only get less behind-the-balls POVs (does any man really want to see that?) and less men who are way too vocal during sex.”
I have to admit, I’ve been thinking about things like this for a long time, and it never occurred to me that when a girl is looking at me while fucking someone else, she’s actually saying, “It’s YOU I want to be fucking.”
Is M.S. alone in this idea? I kinda thought there was something else going on, but maybe I’m wrong.
The other night I was talking to a pal of mine who loves big tits. He was telling me that he hooked up with this girl with a nice set of hooters. A girl that works at a local bar and that he had been trying to get with for a while. I think we all know how that kind of thing goes. He said she was a pretty brunette with curly hair and pale skin. So, let’s assume she looked like German wonder, Olga. (Hey! She works at a bar slinging beers…in my imagination she is a German beer wench, okay?)
Imagine a hot, busty babe like Olga wants to fuck you...
Well, one lucky night last week, he finally got her to his place and one thing lead to another and they decided to play a little game I like to call, “Hey! I’m inside you!” Needless to say, My friend was pumped to finally be pumping the girl of his wet dreams. He said that she sucked his dick like she was trying to drain his nuts of any and all sperm for weeks to come. And so, he thought it would be fair and gentlemanly of him to go down on her, too. What a giver he is, right? Well, then he said he threw her back on the bed and pulled her panties off and…
Surprise! She had a full bush.
and then she unleashes a full bush in your face.
Now, being from what I like to call, the “new school,” my friend freaked out at the sight of this bushy box before him. He had never seen a woman with a bush before. And the sight of her furpie threw him off his game so hard that he couldn’t eat her out and confessed that he actually had a tough time keeping his dick stiff! (His name has been changed to protect the innocent and his reputation as a bad motherfucker. We can call him Dick.)
So, yes…my friend Dick had a soft dick because of pubes. Even though he loves tits. Even though this Olga-looking lady had an amazing rack, Dick couldn’t keep his dick hard. Now, my question to you is, WOULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU?! In this day and age where most women shave and wax away any signs of their pubes, is the sight of a bush so rare that it would be an instant boner kill for you? Or would you plow on and fuck, fuck, fuck your way into glory?
