There's something kinky and smoking hot about Kristy Klenot.
About a year ago, I got to head over to Hungary and be part of the filming of Busty Riding Academy featuring Christy Marks and Karina Hart. You can imagine it’s kind of surreal to open your door and see Christy standing there in a sports bra and panties and asking to borrow some toothpaste. Or Karina coming over in tiny boyshorts and a little tank top and telling you that she needed your shampoo. Being a chick has its benefits, fellas! Being around all that tit-power was great, but these two ladies are not the subject of my girl crush.
It’s Kristy Klenot, actually.
Kristy Klenot, her great tits and pretty pussy. Bits of heaven in Hungary.
I can’t tell you what it is about this lady that makes her so hot, but damn does she melt my butter. I spent a lot of time with Kristy and chatted with her quite often, and the only thing I could register while talking to her was, “Fuck, she’s hot!” That’s all I can say about her…she’s fucking hot! (And it didn’t hurt that she did a lot of girl-to-girl flirting with me. lol)
This is one of my favorite photo sets of Kristy from the trip. Why? Because when this set was being shot, I was right next to the photographer, and I will swear up and down that the whole time she was stripping her clothes off and spreading her incredible pussy…she was looking right at me!
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
You can see more of Kristy inside of SCORELAND.
-Maria
P.S.: There’s a video of Kristy, Jasmine Black and Melissa Mandikova wrestling, ripping off each other’s clothes and spanking each other in Hungary that I love. I will see if I can get Lester, our video editor, to hook me up with some footage of it for you guys!
We’ve had a semi-regular section for several years in SCORE magazine called “The Absolute Worst Pick-up Lines Ever Told to SCORE Girls.” SCORE Girls are hit on a lot, so they hear a lot more of those cheesy pick-up lines than the average girl. When they come in for a shoot, we ask them if they can remember some of the worst zingers. Some don’t but some do. When they do, we write them down. These lines are so bad, they smell.
Morgan Leigh: “Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.”
Puma Swede: “If I was a squirrel, I’d put my nuts in your hole.”
Janet Jade: “Do you want me to rub your feet? Because you’ve run through my mind all night!”
That’s why we recommend that if you ever meet a SCORE model in the real world…a nightclub, an event, at an airport…just be yourself and dump the pick-up lines, the reverse-psychology insults and all the other pre-set scripts and comments that the pick-up gurus sell on the Net.
We have great debates here at SCORELAND. Sometimes we argue over who our best newcomer is and sometimes it’s about which photos go to SCORE Mag and which ones come to me at V-Mag. Sometimes we get into heated discussions about projects that are in the pipeline,and it can get pretty nuts if we start talking about tits. (Dave claims that although I have all the “equipment,” he knows how to use it. I usually roll my eyes at this and ask him to cease and desist. lol)
Janet Jade needs a lesson. See her new schoolgirl photos today at SCORELAND.
Lately, we’ve had all these heated discussions about big-titted chicks in costumes. (I think this was sparked by a blog comment about chicks in military garb.) I, for one, am a fan of hot babes with their giant boobs stuffed into tight, little costumes. (I’m a big fan of juggy cops. Maybe because I would like to be “busted” by a busty officer? Hmm?)
Some would argue that costumes aren’t necessary, but I think that big-boobed construction workers, chefs, schoolgirls, and nurses are the stuff of wet dreams. Don’t you? So, I want to hear from you guys. Are hooters in fantasy garb your cup of tea? If so, what kind of costumes turn you on? I’d love to know. – Maria
Simona Halep, a Romanian tennis player who’s trying to break in on the pro tour, recently underwent surgery to have her big hooters reduced. Said Ms. Halep, “It’s the weight that troubles me, my ability to react quickly. My breasts make me uncomfortable when I play.”
At the risk of sounding unsympathetic, I say bullshit. Don’t blame your tits for your inability to hit a tennis ball. Tits have nothing to do with it. As proof, I present this video of Minka, whose breasts are about 10 times as large as Ms. Halep’s used to be. Minka could kick her ass.
When busty babes giggle, their big tits jiggle. That’s the lesson of today’s boob-blooper reel of Karina Hart and Ashley Sage Ellison, filmed on-location in St. Martin, in the Caribbean. Karina, whose native language is Czech, tries to interview Ashley Sage Ellison (a native Brit) in English, and the more things don’t work out for her, the more they work out for us. Personally, I’ve never seen a clothed babe look more jackable than Ashley does in that piece of fabric she’s calling a dress.
Karina and Ashley, two of our greatest finds ever, are featured today in SCORELAND in a comparison set that was also photographed in St. Martin. I’m guessing you’ve never seen two bigger pairs of natural racks in one photo shoot.
A while ago, we received an email from a regular who wanted to see more feet in the pictures, specifically bare feet. His email was gigantic, so I’ll give you the Cliff Notes version: “I go nuts for your gorgeous, big-titted, all-natural models, but I also want to admire their bare feet in all their glory. I am not asking for weird stuff like bondage or peeing. I am not asking for more preggers or hirsute models, who always cause raging debates. I am not even asking to get rid of all the shoes, sneakers, socks, hoses which you (or your readers, or both) seem to adore. I am just asking you to not despise so systematically a beautiful part of every model’s body, which is so readily available: her feet, bare as they come in many real-life situations.”
Does this change your opinion of the photo?
We actually did a poll on SCORELAND about this issue, and the feet were defeated. Only 23% said they like to see both boobs and feet while 52% said feet are unimportant in big-boob photography. The remaining 25% like a mix of both. Personally, I like to see a model’s feet in the shot but I prefer seeing them wearing heels. (Stripper shoes are the best in my book.) When I’m outside and looking at girls, first I look at their chests, then I look at their feet. But I have to admit, that poll carried a lot of weight with me. The majority are just not into de feet.
“What do you think would happen,” I said to Daphne Rosen and super-stacked newcomer Angel Gee, “if the two of you stood nipple-to-nipple? Think a person’s head would fit under there?”
Daphne and Angel looked at each other and giggled. Then Daphne, always a trooper, said, “Let’s find out!” They were getting ready to fuck for an upcoming SCORE feature, but they had a few minutes to kill and…hey, why not?
By the way, Daphne’s the brunette and Angel’s the blonde (and SCORELAND is the only place you’ll see her, solo and fucking). Enjoy!
Got your attention? Thought so. The words are from German slut (and I use the word with all admiration) Annina, who’s one of the main attractions at SCORELAND these days. Why? Because this little nymph with the tiny body and giant tits is taking on Shane Diesel’s giant cock in exclusive photos and videos.
Now, you know that movie Weird Science ? Well, if you could create the perfect woman, she’d look and sound like Annina. She’d say things like:
“I like sex with more than one guy. I love double penetration. I love to blow.”
“I like when men cum on my tits, but it is best after they have fucked my pussy or my ass.”
“I had men in my mouth, ass and pussy at all times, and these 10 men were just watching us.”
You get the impression that if you were going out on a date with Annina and told her you were taking her out to a restaurant, she’d say, “Why? Let’s just fuck!” If you tried to buy her jewelry, she’d say, “It is beautiful, but I would much rather have your cock in my ass.”
There are other women like this. The trick, of course, is to find them. Which is something we at SCORELAND seem to have a gift for.
Sometimes I think back on my first day here at SCORE. That was five years ago. I started as an assistant in our cavernous photo archive, filing slides and images all day. Who would have thought that I’d end up scoring my dream gig as an editor and typing to all of you boob-lovers out there today, eh? Proof that big-tit dreams come true!
I came across one particular photo set on my first day, and I can recall falling in love right then and there. (This was the first time I uttered the words that would become my catchphrase: I LOVE MY JOB!) Who was this dream woman? Blonde and beautiful, she was the epitome of what I imagined a SCORE girl to be. She was everything I loved about a big-boobed gal: a stripper, tiny and all curves! Standing only five-feet tall, her 42-26-36 measurements were incredible!
Who was this goddess that rocked my socks? The legendary and stunning Tawny Peaks, of course. Tawny Peaks, my first SCORE Girl crush. (And let me just say that I’ve had many since then…) To me, Tawny is a perfect 10. Maybe even an 11.
Tawny Peaks: A perfect 10!
Sure, she would go on to have lots of drama in her life, (She was involved in a lawsuit in which a man claimed he suffered from whiplash because she swung her breasts into his face while stripping at a club), but Tawny will always be my No. 1 girl. Every so often, I visit her many postings on SCORELAND and fantasize about what it would have been like to witness her hotness in person.
What can I say? If loving Tawny’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right!
I’m really excited to announce (or leak early without permission, depending on who you’re talking to) that Renee Ross is making her debut in the October 2009 issue of Voluptuous. She’s the covergirl, too, and the issue officialy goes on sale July 28th. Renee looks so HOT! I am sure you will want to get your hands on this issue because it’s the first of many featuring this J-cup phenomenon. It’s sure to be a collector’s item because Renee has all the makings (tits, face, etc.) of a superstar.
A little background info: Renee is a naughty nurse from Virginia. She’s five-feet, five-inches tall, packs those cans into a 40J-cup bra, measures 48-32-40 and lists her hobbies as “shopping, sleeping and masturbating with my silver bullet.”
Renee stars in her own video called Tits Tits Tits! Guys, this video has some serious boob-play action (I’ll try to post a clip soon). You can grab your copy at eBoobStore.com.
