495 Search Results for Boobs
March 29, 2014 by Elliot James
SCORELAND just posted a new photo spread of the ever-popular Vanessa Y. from Poland. She’s dressed in a traditional beer maid’s costume.
Like a lot of European ladies, Vanessa likes a good glass of beer.
This got me to wondering if there is a tie-in to Vanessa’s recent boob growth spurt. She says her boobs began to get bigger after she quit smoking cigarettes. I did some reading and learned that beer is made from hops and hops contain phytoestrogens. Estrogen is a female hormone. That could also account for Vanessa’s recent breast expansion. Just a theory.
There’s also a new video of Vanessa. She’s not satisfied with the bras she’s trying on. I feel bad about that but enjoyed watching her struggle.
Here’s to beer and boobs.
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Hitomi is not wasting beer.
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Maggie Green knows a few bar tricks.
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Joana lugs those jugs all day.
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Vanessa is about to let her boobs breathe.
August 17, 2009 by Elliot James
Tits, Hooters, Knockers, Cans, Jugs....Whatever you call ’em, Merilyn Sakova has ’em!
We use the words tits, boobs and jugs every day (like a lawyer uses the words bill, golf and lunch). But how did those words originate? According to scholars who study the origin of words, “boobs” dates back to the late 17th-century word “boobies” or “booby,” which is baby talk for breasts and an offshoot of “bubby.” “Tits,” traced back to 1928, is from teat. But “titty” is on record from 1746 as nursery talk for teat. “Bazooms” is a fairly recent word (from the U.S. in 1955) and is a spinoff of the word bosoms.
“Jugs” goes back to 1538 from the word “jugge” and is said to be from “jug,” a word for a 16th-century maidservant (a servant who would carry a jug of water to fill a wash bowl as in, “Hey, Miss Jug, bring the water over here!”). The first use of the word “jugs” as slang for a woman’s breasts was first recorded in 1920 in Australia and is short for the slang term milk-jugs.
Knockers, a word that peaked in popularity in the 1950s, is thought to have originated in 1941. It could be British in origin and some researchers base its origin on the “knocker,” a breast-pin worn by ladies that was shaped like a door knocker.
You learn something new about tits every day at SCORELAND. And that’s just in English. There are words for breasts in every language. And I have a word for that: Boobonics.
January 17, 2014 by Elliot James
You’re heard of “soap girls” in Asian countries?
SCORELAND‘s new show tomorrow, “Oil ‘Em & Fuck ‘Em,” is about a body-glide girl. Girls who put oil or gel on their boobs and bodies and glide and roll over you. For starters. Sometimes it’s called a mazola rolla.
Hitting the Internet in search of this kind of companion, the dude in the video is looking for a body-glide girl to come over and roll all over him. But she must be the right kind of girl. Specifically, she must be a body glide girl with giant gazongas. A statuesque girl who will oil up her big boobs and use them as massagers on his body and then work her way down. He doesn’t want any skinnies to show up. He wants a chick with oomph and well-rounded curves.
A babydoll with tits and ass and sass. Massive melons. Tremendous ta-tas. And a bodacious bubble butt.
Also, he wants an edgy girl.
Now who can satisfy all of these needs and then some?
We know the right girl. We see greatness here. Elle Flynn!
Elle Flynn is your body-glide girl this weekend at SCORELAND.
July 20, 2009 by Elliot James
There’s been a lot going on at SCORELAND this summer. So many fantastic girls. In June, our staff returned from Prague with the fresh faces and boobs of Sophie Mae (a blonde natural with pillowy boobs and wide areolae), Alexa (a classic slim-n-stacked SCORE Girl) and Jane (who loves to eat cock). Then, a full month of stunning Eva Notty, who was a Naughty Neighbors model five years ago and is now a SCORE Girl.
Karina Hart shows off two of her most prized possessions.
Christy Marks, just hanging around after winning Model of the Year.
We saw uber-busty German sex star Annina taking on the monster tool of Shane Diesel. Super-horny Angel Gee’s first hardcore. Black ‘n’ stacked (and that’s an understatement) newcomer Mianna Thomas destroying a top. If August is as much fun as July and June, I won’t be getting much sleep again.
There have been other major events. Karina Hart won SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year. Christy Marks won SCORE and Voluptuous Model of the Year. We kinda knew that they’d win. Some guys have written in saying that we could be influencing the voting with our praises in the editorial text (called “cheesecake” in the publishing biz). But those two would have swept the voting even if they had just worn potato sacks all year. Destiny, fate, kismet, whatever it’s called, some events are meant to happen. They’re sweet girls and they deserved it.
March 31, 2020 by Elliot James
Always help a lady take off her bra unless she wants to do it herself so she can tease you.
1) People will touch and brush against boobs by accident. You don’t have to apologize if you do but you might as well be polite.
2) Crumbs and other food particles are bound to drop into the cleavage area during meals.
3) Hugs from big-boobed girls make the day go better.
4) If you are lucky enough to see a girl’s bra, compliment her taste in bras before she takes it off.
5) Guys will get bonus points for making eye contact with big-boobed girls.
6) Boob sweat does exist.
7) A high point of a woman’s day is taking off her bra.
8) Some men are ass men, some men are face men, some men are leg men. All men are boob men.
9) If a girl can eat off a dinner plate on her boobs while watching TV or lick an ice cream cone wedged between her tits like Miss P-Chan, she has our undivided attention.
You should see her eat a hot dog.
September 27, 2009 by Maria
Dream Girl Fact #1: Michelle knows everything there is to know about cars. In fact, she rebuilds classic cars.
I will admit it…I have a soft spot in my heart for geeks and nerds. I find them fascinating. You see, to me, brains are uber-sexy. Now don’t get me wrong, I like a big pair of boobs just like the next boob-lover, but there is something about a girl who is kinda geeky that really revs my engine. It’s what makes me lust for Bailey Santanna (She is a sci-fi geek!) and what makes me lust after one of my favorite V-Mag debuts, Michelle May. She is my dream girl of the moment. (Sorry, I have to be fickle. You guys see all the boobs that come my way! What else can I do but fall in love with a new lady practically every week?)
When I met, and subsequently interviewed, Michelle for the Nov. ’09 issue of V-Mag, she wowed me with her love of cars and sports. Not only does she love classic cars, but she also rebuilds them. And she and I had a long and lengthy conversation about football. She loves the Chargers, FYI. We talked defense and her take on what they would do his season. She was very knowledgeable about sports. (My kind of woman, hubba, hubba…) And then she blew me away with her love of books and because she is a history buff. I mean, she was smart. Not just your average smart. She was SUPER-SMART. Almost intimidatingly so. (I said almost because I, too, am smart, so my brains and her brains kind of fused during our convo. lol)
Dream Girl Fact #2: Michelle loves football. She is not one of the girls who watches and cheers when you cheer. She can TALK football. Impressive.
The combo of her huge rack (it is phenomenal) and her pretty face (she looks like the girl-next-door) paired with her huge brains made her damn sexy. Not only was she great to look at, but she was great to talk to, too. And she comes from a long-line of big titters, too. She told me her mom was a topless model, too. (And then I asked her if she would pose with her mom, a’ la Kelly Kay and her mom (Nov. ’05 V-Mag), but she said no. Hey, I tried!
Dream Girl Fact #3: Michelle likes to masturbate in traffic. Yeah, in TRAFFIC! Can you imagine being stuck in rush hour and looking over and catching this hottie moaning next to you? I'd crash.
You can catch this hottie in The November 2009 issue of V-Mag (on sale now) and read all about her early years in California and what makes her get off the best.
Enjoy her, boys! I, for one, can’t wait until she comes back to our studios.
xoxo
Maria
March 8, 2010 by Elliot James
The face-flattening power of super-human boobs.
The massive weight of Chelsea Charms’ and Colt 45’s tits plopped on my face for over a minute was like experiencing the G-forces a pilot feels on his face or in a pilot-training centrifuge. Every guy has his favorite moments and photos. This is one of mine, from the Exotic Dancer Fan Fair in 2000, in Las Vegas. When they removed their boobs, I could breathe again. It’s true. A guy can be smothered and crushed by tits. Fortunately, I didn’t need the facial reconstruction services of Drs. Christian Troy and Sean McNamara from Nip/Tuck. I only wish the event had been captured on video. I still remember the feel of their boob skin. I wonder what the world’s record is for being boob-headed.
January 23, 2012 by Elliot James
Beshine: A living Duncan Gutteridge Fantasy SCORE painting.
Even if Beshine didn’t have those massive mega-boobs, even if she had double-Ds, I’d still have hot nuts for her.
She has a very pretty face, and I love her slim bod, tiny waist, sleek legs and trim butt. I’ll bet you could bounce a quarter off those ass cheeks.
Beshine’s fantasy tits make her a woman who has virtually stepped out of an Otis Sweat painting. A true Tit-an. She must get asked to slow-dance a lot.
Beshine’s had to adapt her life radically to living with a chest that huge, a task she’s handled very well. Activities like driving, exercising and household chores can’t be done the same way anymore. But she loves her breasts and how they look.
She keeps in trim shape. “Every day I do cardio and workouts for my back,” Beshine told us in an interview. “I use an eliptical machine where you can use your arms and legs, but Ionly use my legs because my boobs get in the way.”
We’re posting a bathroom photo set today at SCORELAND with Beshine starting off in exactly what I love seeing big-boobed women wear before she steps into the tub.
She must read the minds of tit-men like me.
March 25, 2013 by Elliot James
A pretty girl, a pole, a sunny day.
No, not pole as in man-pole.
Pole as in a vertical metal pole.
Flower-child Melissa Mandlikova wrapped her soft tits around a pole (a lamp post, to be exact) during a sunny fling outdoors in a photo set posted yesterday at SCORELAND.
It reminded me of many a happy hour sitting in a dark topless club watching strippers wrap their boobs around poles. It’s a very relaxing activity, and I recommend it. Whoever invented a pole sticking out of a dance stage was a freaking genius.
Pole dancing allegedly began in the 12th century for pagan fertility rites. In the early 20th century, traveling tent shows employed dancers to lure the crowds. Some of these carny dancers would perform around the tent’s center pole. Some claim that the Canadian strip clubs originated and modernized pole dancing as we know it in the 1980s. There’s a petition to make pole dancing an Olympic sport.
When a girl with big boobs encounters a pole, magical things happen.
Here are some other magical pole moments out of SCORELAND.
Crystal Gunns works that pole.
Deborah Blue, now-retired German pole-wrapper.
Persia Monir, Florida stripper.
September 4, 2013 by Elliot James
This 52-image pictorial of Maserati is off the charts. It posted today at SCORELAND. How can any bra or top made on Earth contain those whoppa-whoppas?
Also posted: Chapter 5 of Big Tit Skinny Dip with Lana Ivans, Terri Jane, Dors Feline and Valory Irene. Underwater boobs? Yes, they float.
Maserati's tits can make you see stars.
The aquatic boobs of Big Tit Skinny Dip.
