Boobs bloopers. Candid cleavage. Spontaneous snaps. SCORELAND Girls have a sense of humor, and sometimes our camera crew is there to point the camera in their direction and click the shutter in time when something totally unexpected happens. Melanie Addison liked to play practical jokes on photographers. The great Autumn-Jade was always laughing and joking on the set. Models can do the darndest things.
The best headphones. Karen and Kelly's soft, warm earmuffs. Now that's what I call stereophonic.
One of our recent SCORELAND surveys asked about members’ listening habits when watching videos. I use headphones, a habit from living in apartments with thin walls. I live in a house now with much more privacy, but I still rarely turn the computer’s speakers on.
So here’s how they do it.
30% keep the audio volume at the same level you’d use for watching Hawaii 5-0 on television. So if you have thin walls, your neighbors may think you have a sex life that rivals Tiger Woods’.
37% keep the volume low. Problem with that method is missing some important piece of dialog, such as Daylene Rio saying, “I’m gonna suck this cock now.” (Yes, it is important.)
27% wear headphones. Best option if you have roommates or a spouse who doesn’t want to hear moaning and groaning, the sounds of boobs slapping together or Summer Sinn yelling, “Cum on my tits!”
5% watch without audio. This method loses points for not being able to hear the girls’ voices. Unless you believe that women should be seen and not heard. Also, it’s not a good choice when you watch an interview.
We have added sub-titles for non-English speaking models, such as Romina Lopez. But I think we’re a ways from closed captioning. Besides, the captions could block the girls’ tits or pussies.
Hitomi fills out the SCORELAND uniform quite nicely, dontcha' think?
Hitomi puts her own spin on how to hold the mic when you Karaoke.
Next up to bat in the “Puerto Vallarta Vacation Special” on SCORELAND is the Asian sensation Hitomi. If you haven’t already fallen in love with Hitomi…well, something is wrong with you. lol With her tiny waist and boobs all up in your face, Hitomi is what I like to call a “keeper.”
While she was in Mexico, she entertained the staff with her excellent Karaoke skills and by having fun with the other models. She tried on different outfits for them and even donned a SCORELAND tank top and danced around. While there were obvious language barriers, we like to think that Hitomi communicated with the other models through the International language of tits! (And what a glorious language that is.)
And speaking of tits, (when are we not speaking of tits, eh?) Hitomi’s tits look absofuckinglutely spectacular in today’s posting. She starts off in a tube top and removes it to reveal a tiny bikini top. Then she removes the top and reveals…HER TITS! (If there would have been another top under there, it would have been overkill.) She does a sexy, slow striptease eventually showing off her egg-shaped bush and her asshole. (Like most Japanese models, she doesn’t show off her, um, fortune cookie. It is a cultural thing.)
The best thing about this set, at least to me, is that it was shot out on the balcony overlooking lush greenery and a bunch of other houses and resorts. Maybe it’s my inner pervert, but I like to imagine that most of the people in those surrounding houses were tearing their homes apart looking for a set of binoculars to get a better look at the very naked, very busty Asian next door. lol
Hitomi has excellent side boob capabilities.
Hitomi's hangers make me so horny.
Luckily for all of you, you don’t need a pair of binoculars to see just how naked and giant-boobed Hitomi really is. And for those of you with logins to SCORELAND, you can see her video for this posting, too. Membership has its privileges, after all. But not to worry. I am posting a couple of photos of her posting, because big tits are meant to be shared.
Leanne BBQs her favorite food, chicken, along with some other tasty goodies for the crew in Puerto Vallarta.
The other day, our Twitter leader (is that what they’re called?) at @Scoreland Tweeted to our followers, “Just back from shooting 5 hot ladies in Puerto Vallarta. Guess who they are.” And then, “Some of you have probably figured out the cast for our latest feature.” And then, “Starting August 1st, The SCORE Group will post one model a day, showing you exactly who was part of the adventure.”
Leanne pulls double duty, working on her tan during a shoot at the infinity pool. What some people call vacation, SCORE models call work! Nice job if you can get it.
Well, today is August 1st, which means it’s time to reveal the first model…and she’s a great one. Ladies and gentlemen, direct from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, Leanne Crow!
This on-location report from Tushna, our studio manager: “Leanne worked on her tan most of the time she was there. Favorite food: CHICKEN! Adopted a Mexican chihuahua for the entire trip. Cosita was her name. We called her Leanne’s sidekick.”
More tomorrow. Can you guess who the other four models are?
And can you guess where Cosita slept?
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Guys don’t become men’s magazine photographers for the money. I knew a photographer who shot tables and chairs for furniture store ads. He tried photographing hot nude girls to increase his income, but his models looked wooden in his pictures. If he had gotten the opportunity to take pictures of Shara Lopez, I’m sure he would have been inspired.
In tomorrow’s SCORELAND scene, Shara Lopez playfully disposes of her lingerie. She tugs on her panties so they’re between her pussy lips. I’d like to see more girls do that.
Shara has an extremely pliable and tuggable pair. She loves to play with her boobs in bed with a guy, wrapping and clapping them around his cock and face.
This shower has a glass divider, so Shara can’t resist pressing her fleshy treasures against the glass.
Glass was invented for girls to press their tits against.
“I lotion my boobs very day. The more the better. Any time I shower, any time I do anything that makes the moisturizer or lotion come off, I put it back on. I take two or three showers a day. And I really rub it in. I want to get everything, get the lotion or moisturizer onto every inch of my tits because they are kinda big. You have to get underneath. Up and down and around. I like having a man do it for me, too. Massage my tits. That’s what they’re there for, right?”–Eva Notty
Breast massages are very therapeutic. A complete breast massage should last about 30 minutes, if possible. Slow and easy is more beneficial than hard and fast. Avoid scented or mineral oils and nut-based oils like almond oil in case of nut allergies.
We’ve played this game once before, but that time, it was a lot easier. This time, anyone who guesses who these four pairs of boobs belongs to is…well, probably spending a lot of time staring at tits. Which is a good thing.
Anyway, there are four pairs of naturals in this video. You can see the racks and hear the girls’ voices (a major clue in at least two cases), but you can’t see their faces. By now, many of you have seen most of these girls at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, but when I filmed this video, you hadn’t. I filmed it during a break in the shooting of a DVD that’s about to be released. But if I tell you the name of that DVD, the game will be ruined. I will tell you that two of the girls fuck in this new DVD (one takes a big, black cock up the ass) and the other two eat each other’s pussies real good.
Okay, start guessing. I’m betting that nobody gets all four.
I love to see a woman's tits from the side…thank you, Yurizan!
I love to blog about tits and why I love them, why they rule and all the good stuff in between.
And part of that involves one of my favorite things of all time…
The profile shot of a great pair of bazoombas.
I don’t know what it is about that titty side-view that makes me happy, but it does.
(Check out Yurizan‘s profile shot from the Holiday ’08 issue of SCORE. Isn’t it glorious? Doesn’t it just bring a smile of pure joy to your face?)
Maybe it’s because deep down inside, in places that I don’t discuss at dinner parties…I am an ass-lover, too.
(And cue collective GASP! from all you die-hard boob lovers out there. LOL I am, after all, not only the the editor of V-mag but the editor of BootyLicious mag, too!)
When a lady stands sideways like that, not only do you get to see the wonderful slope of her tit and the wonderful curve underneath it, but you also get a peek at her backside. And who doesn’t love that? Seeing her ripe rump and her glorious ta-tas takes me to a place in my mind where I imagine her in doggie-style. Maybe someone is spanking her ass and cupping her boobs at the same time. Maybe whispering dirty, sweet nothings into her ear.
Oh, yeah.
And that, my friends, is hot. Period. You can’t compete with the wonderful images that the side boob shot inspires.
(And for the record, Yurizan, in all her amazing and possibly EPIC sexiness, was the PERFECT model for this blog posting. But then again, she is one of my faves, so I am a little biased!) 😛
A while ago, we received an email from a regular who wanted to see more feet in the pictures, specifically bare feet. His email was gigantic, so I’ll give you the Cliff Notes version: “I go nuts for your gorgeous, big-titted, all-natural models, but I also want to admire their bare feet in all their glory. I am not asking for weird stuff like bondage or peeing. I am not asking for more preggers or hirsute models, who always cause raging debates. I am not even asking to get rid of all the shoes, sneakers, socks, hoses which you (or your readers, or both) seem to adore. I am just asking you to not despise so systematically a beautiful part of every model’s body, which is so readily available: her feet, bare as they come in many real-life situations.”
Does this change your opinion of the photo?
We actually did a poll on SCORELAND about this issue, and the feet were defeated. Only 23% said they like to see both boobs and feet while 52% said feet are unimportant in big-boob photography. The remaining 25% like a mix of both. Personally, I like to see a model’s feet in the shot but I prefer seeing them wearing heels. (Stripper shoes are the best in my book.) When I’m outside and looking at girls, first I look at their chests, then I look at their feet. But I have to admit, that poll carried a lot of weight with me. The majority are just not into de feet.
“I am not shy about showing my cleavage at all. I really feel excellent about the attention I get. I like to be admired. I will dress in a way that makes my breasts look sexy but tasteful. I do not dress in a way that makes my boobs hang out, but I always dress in a way that they look good.”
I think what Lara is wearing in this shot is perfect, if not suitable when she leaves her house.
