The SCORELAND Blog is a good platform for the topic I’m going to throw out here.
For years, there’s been a debate, on various forums among hardcore porn super-consumers, the guys who watch tons of the stuff like other people watch sports, about the differences on-screen between European porn girls and their American and British counterparts. Who’s hotter? Who’s natural and who’s mechanical in their scenes? Who’s more attractive, better at hardcore and better built? Who’s more high-energy or, on the flip side, approaching coma levels? This debate never seems to end and probably never will.
But this Blog won’t be about that.
In the SCORE universe, the girls with enhanced breasts seem more interested in doing hardcore porn than the natural-breasted girls. Or they may seem more interested because they often do hardcore from the start instead of waiting and returning to try it.
Sheridan Love, Tigerr Benson, Amy Anderssen, Alyssa Lynn, Sandra Star, Claudia Marie, Brook Ultra, Holly Brooks, Claudia KeAloha, Nadia Villanova, Bridgette B., Sharon Pink, Mischel Lee, Cathy Heaven, Patty Michova, Jenna Jayden, Lolly Ink, Barbie Kelley, Red Vixen, Marta La Croft, Harmony Reigns, Angelina Castro, Annelise Croft, Jordan Pryce, Mia Khalifa/Callista, Savannah Stevens and Demmi Valentine do hardcore.
Naturals that do hardcore are as great at sex on-camera as the enhanced girls, but the natural numbers are still behind.
Naturals who do hardcore: Liza Biggs, Maserati, Cat Bangles, Sirale, Elle Flynn, Anastasia Lux, Roxi Red, Katarina Dubrova, Cameron Skye, Maggie Green, Alana Lace, Krystal Swift, Harlow Nyx, Chloe Rose, Veronika, Marie Leone, Barbara Angel, Emilia Boshe and Cassie Cute.
So why this difference between naturals and augmented girls in the hardcore world? And does a breast connection even exist? It may not. Some girls get boob jobs because they want to become porn stars or models. During the early years of SCORE, girls got boob jobs and became dancers then moved into hardcore.
So the question is, why are there more augmented girls in hardcore than the naturals?
Cathy Patrick has to use all her strength to keep from toppling forward.
Which model has the best hangers ever? I thought about that question the other day when the new set of Carol Brown went up on SCORELAND. Thinking back to the 1990s, I remember Carol as having a great pair of hangers and also being an outstanding self-sucker. But then I looked her photos and realized that she isn’t really a self-sucker (she’s more of a self-licker) and although her boobs are great, they’re not what we’d call hangers.
Autumn-Jade shows us how she keeps her hangers in shape.
Funny how our memories sometimes play tricks on us.
Chloe Vevrier. Great pair of hangers, right? Well, kind of. Great pair of tits, no doubt, but, like Carol’s, Chloe’s tits are too full and heavy to be called hangers. In my opinion, a great pair of hangers is full but they has a certainly pliability, almost as if the bottom part of the boob (the part closest to the nipple) is pulling the top part down when the girl bends over, like giant sacks of flour, like all of her boob meat has gone to the lowest-hanging part of her boobs. Girls like Chloe and Carol are so full throughout that you don’t get that pull-down effect.
So, which girls have the best hangers ever? I’ve shown pictures of three candidates, although they’re far from being the only candidates. For my money, Nicole is No. 1. What do you think?
Please meet, please greet another sweet tube-top stretching new SCORE discovery, Dolly Delight from Bristol in jiggly old England. Works for us. Bristols is Cockney slang for tits. According to a recent UK sex survey, the city of Bristol has the smallest-boobed women in the Kingdom. Guess they didn’t know about Dolly. It’s also home to Cathy Barry. There are a few other SCORE and V-Mag girls from there also.
Dolly is a living dolly in every way. “I love the super-Barbie look when a girl is really thin and has really big boobs,” Dolly says. Guess who her role models are? “Some people say that the Barbie look is an impossible ideal, but I think I’m proof that it’s possible. I love the super-glamour look, and I just think when you feel big boobs, really get your hands on them, it’s really hot.” Agreed!
Visit the SCORELAND dollhouse and meet new discovery Dolly Delight. It’s a jolly, Dolly month for new traffic stoppers!
I’ve got to applaud the studio reps once again. They have found another winner for XLGirls.com. This pretty, 21-year-old rookie will be debuting October 6th and 7th in her first pictorial and video. The adventurous type, she packs 38H cups and even toys her cookie and butthole with two gadgets at the same time.
Impressive because before this trip to XLGirls, she’s only taken pictures of herself at home.
Right from the snap, I was very impressed because in the opener of the video “Freshgirl,” she tells our lenscrafter Jose that she works in an adult store next to a strip club. As soon as I heard her say that, she had me.
“People ask me why I’m not in the back instead of working in the front,” our new arrival says. Easy to understand why they ask her that with tits like she has. I’m sure she’s good for business in the store instead of being hidden in a dark club.
What are the odds of walking into any adult product shop and seeing someone who looks like this behind the counter? Trust me, the odds are bad. I know.
If I owned an adult store, I’d only hire employees like this. So sue me for job discrimination.
Pop-up quiz: There was another girl who was working as a clerk in an adult store when she became an XLGirls model a couple of years ago. What’s her name?
Jasmine Jae has a good sense of humor. She said the kind of dates she likes to go on are, “Any date that ends up with me getting a dick in at least one of my holes.” She’s a double-penetration specialist like Cathy Heaven and Tigerr Benson. (Everybody’s a specialist these days, like doctors and lawyers.) “I love getting DP’ed. Both my holes getting filled at the same time is pretty much a guaranteed way to make me cum.”
Jasmine Jae likes at least two men working her over.
Princess Pumpkins shows how she squeezes her 32T boobs into bras, laying out a selection of her hooter holsters on the bed. When her bra try-outs end, Princess tickles her nipples and golden-haired pussy. “I’ve never found a bra big enough to fully fit,” Princess said. “My boobs are too big and my back is too small.” Keep in mind that Princess stands 5′ and her tits measure 50-inches.
Princesss Pumpkins has an incredible profile.
Vanessa Y.‘s scene is a little weird but the two-time Vmag Model of the Year winner always comes up with something different. This time she’s tied-up and gagged by an unseen, black-gloved mystery man. A red rope crisscrosses her body. The hands feel her up, play with her big boobs and bush and touch her nipples in P.O.V. When I first saw it, it reminded me of one of Dario Argento’s Italian thriller movies.
Vanessa Y. always comes up with different ideas. This one is kinky.
The digital version of the January ’16 issue of SCORE is on-sale now at eboobStore.com; the print version officially hits the racks Tuesday, but you may be able to find it already at your local newsstand or adult store. Apparently, some of you already have it because I’ve been receiving votes.
Long-time SCORE readers know that the January issue is always the contest issue, featuring the finalists for Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, XXX Performer of the Year and the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. The online voting booth will open at SCORELAND next month, and I don’t want to spoil all the fun by naming all the contestants. But I will tell you that the finalists for Newcomer of the Year are Desiree Vega, Jordan Pryce, Kate Marie, Katie Thornton, Larissa Linn, Liza Biggs (she didn’t make her first SCORE appearance until the 2015 publishing year), Mia Khalifa, Samantha Lily and Shelby Gibson.
Remember, what counts is the 2015 publishing year, not the 2015 calendar year. There’s a big difference, as long-time mag readers also know.
This category is a tough one. No single girl had as much impact on the porn world in 2015 as Mia Khalifa, but she probably doesn’t have the boob power to win. The rest of the field consists of a tantalizing mixture of naturally stacked girls and slim ‘n’ stacked babes in the SCORE tradition.
Who’s your girl?
Also in this issue, the mag debuts of Dolly Fox, Cathy Heaven, Claudia KeAloha and Alexya, plus XXX layouts of Harlow Nyx and Sandra Milka.
And, of course, the ballot. Don’t forget the ballot.
Sheridan Love prefers cock to turkey. I made that up.
I hope Sheridan Love doesn’t drool like that at the Thanksgiving table, although I’m sure she doesn’t. Sheridan is a nice, classy girl, and she knows saliva strings aren’t welcome at most holiday tables.
Today, I’m giving thanks that Sheridan decided to do her first boy-girl scenes in 2015 and did them with us.
Sheridan is giving thanks for all the big, hard porn cocks we gave her. She gets another one today at SCORELAND.
In the coming days, you’ll be giving thanks for Cathy Heaven in a sleazy DP scene and new photos of Katie Thornton and newcomer Danniella Levy.
And have I mentioned that Roxi Red returned to our studio a few weeks ago? I haven’t? Her boobs are bigger than ever. GINORMOUS. I’ll try to drop a photo on you this weekend.
Brit porn star and creampie specialist Bambi Blacks’ first SCORE hardcore scene is a corker of a wham-bam-ram-slam. Yep, there’s a creampie finish.
Bambi gets into a fight with her boyfriend Jamie in a park over a photo of a girl she’s found on his phone. (Don’t let this happen to you.) He won’t tell her who the girl is, so they have a blow-out and he tells her to go home. She does go home but makes a stop when she sees a guy she wants to fuck out of revenge.
Back at her place, Bambi does a number on Kristoff’s boner. She even takes a selfie with his dick in her mouth. She has a reason for taking that picture.
I’ve seen Bambi’s porn before, and she is just as nasty and slutty as she looks, so don’t expect any neck kissing. It’s pure porn, screaming and raunchy. Bambi looks at the camera a lot and talks or makes fuck moans as her pick-up pounds her pussy every which way, and that raises the temperature a lot. Anything he can throw at this bimbo, she catches. Models looking invitingly into the camera are usually in the photo sets but not in the videos. I haven’t seen a big-boobed British porn star this wild since Cathy Barry.
Before the internet, social media sites and DVDs, we went every month to the newsstands and magazine stores to check out the latest big-boob issues and see who was the newest girl to bust out. Some of us subscribed by mail instead of the monthly visits. We bought the latest VHS tapes by mail-order to see our favorites in solo or hardcore action. It was a slower, more leisurely pace of life. Part of that pace was the anticipation, the increasing excitement and the build-up. It took time to get a new girl to the newsstands once she was filmed. The web changed all of that. Today, the internet has created a frantic need for instant gratification in just about everything. Every day is information overload day.
Which brings me to the new website SCOREClassics.com. The girls we waited monthly for in the late 1980s and early 1990s are the reason it was created. Girls who were the cover stars and busty sensations of that time, such as Lisa Phillips and Tracy West. Many of them were British or European naturals. Then the super-sized Americans arrived and began to outnumber them. The Yanks were exotic dancers filling the strip clubs of North America. The Brits and Europeans were more often than not students or held ordinary jobs. Suzanne Brecht worked in a bank. Do you remember busty legends Cathy Patrick, Jeannine Oldfield and Debbie Jordan?
So what makes SCORE Classics so different?
Whether you bought those VHS tapes or have seen the digitized videos on the web in recent years, you saw the video after an editor erased the original audio of the directors and girls talking, removed bloopers, errors, camera movements as the photographer shifted his angles and re-takes, and added music.
The videos here are uncut and raw, struck from the tapes they were shot on with the original audio intact, depending on the physical condition of these decades-old videos shot on UMatic or Beta tapes that were stored away for years. One box of these big, heavy tapes weighs about 30 pounds. (Photographers today who just slip a tiny memory card into their digital cameras should thank the unknown tech geniuses who created these advances.)
You will hear the photographers directing and talking to the models, hear the voices of the models and the background sounds of the studios and locations. We see the bloopers, the re-takes and the mistakes. No one outside the studios and editing rooms of that time has ever heard or seen these raw videos until now at SCOREClassics.com.
I was going to play “Guess Whose Tits” today, and this is the photo I was going to use of Safira Yakkuza.
But instead, when looking at her new photos and video that went live Thursday at SCORELAND, I was taken by how incredibly little and thin she is. This is the photo that did it for me.
Safira is tiny. She’s 5’2″ and weighs only 108 pounds. That’s nothing. And she has those huge tits. And she takes giant cocks in her mouth, pussy and ass. I’m sure guys hold doors for her all the time, not only to look down her blouse but also because she has that “take care of me” look. I’m a big fan of Safira. Also, she’s a Spanish girl, and when I was in Spain recently, it occurred to me that the people of Spain might be the most-beautiful in the world. I had no idea.
Which reminds me. A long time ago, I was in a shopping mall in Fort Lauderdale when I saw a girl who as very busty and had a thin waist. I held the door for her for much longer than I would have for just about anyone else, asked her if she had ever modeled and gave her my TSG business card. Well, wouldn’t you know it, a few days later, I got a call from the girl. She was obviously interested. But then…tragedy. A bolt of lightning shook the building, and I lost the phone call. I didn’t have her number, and she never called back. Because it was on a business phone that went through an operator, there was no caller ID. I still curse that lightning crash.
And on another subject, here are two photos that are remarkably similar and, in my opinion, exemplify one of the all-time great poses in big boob photography: tits hanging down, ass and pussy in the air and on full display. It’s like the girls are saying, “Take your pick. Fuck whatever you wish.” Does it get any better than Cathy Patrick (from 1992, on the left) and Christy Marks (from 2007, on the right)?
