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Sizing up the models, and other optical illusions

May 29, 2012 by Elliot James

Natalie and Micky this Saturday at SCORELAND.

There are some models who are much taller than they look on camera. Eva Notty (5’9″) and Kelly Christiansen (5’7″) come to mind.

On the flip side, Annina looks taller than she really is, and so does Christy Marks. Both are 5’4″.

Depending on where it’s placed, the camera can make someone look taller or shorter than they really are. When two or more girls are in the shot side-by-side, you can get a grip on how tall they really are.

I never realized how tall Micky Bells is until I saw her with other girls. She’s 5’8″. In this shot from this coming Saturday’s SCORELAND posting, Micky towers over Natalie Fiore, who is 5’5″. They are both barefoot. It looks like Micky could lay her boobs on top of Natalie’s boobs without getting on her tip-toes.

The group of Grand Bahama Island.

Because of Natalie’s bearing and photogenic personality, I always think of her as a towering woman. The way some girls stand makes them look taller than they are, and Natalie has this kind of regal quality. So seeing her next to Micky really held my attention.

In this photo from On Location Grand Bahama, Natalie has a very tall presence. (Given a boost by her skyscraper stripper heels.) She towers over Arianna Sinn (5’1″), who also has on equally high heels, and over Jenna (5’3″), Taylor (5’3″)and Karla (5’2″). The angle of the camera, slightly downward, also gives Natalie the height edge, plus she’s standing slightly closer to the camera. I’ve never seen her look more Amazonian.

The Key Largo line-up.

The best examples of the true height differences in a group of super-models come from two now-classic shoots: On Location Key Largo and Mega-Boob Olympics. The girls are barefoot, standing straight and not striking any poses. The camera is centered at waist height. Desirae was, surprisingly, the tallest of her group, surprising because she always seemed short to me, and the Titans shot says it all.

The Tit-ans of the Mega-Boob Olympics.

I was going to go back further in time to 1999 and reference the famous group photo shoot of Autumn, Kathy, Linsey, Chloe and Jessica Turner in London, but they’re all wearing different kinds of shoes so it’s difficult to get a handle on their true heights with the exception of little Autumn. Even so, this may not be the best of its kind for a group get-together, but it was one of the first, and it was the only time all of these famous girls were in one room at the same time.

 

 

 

 

Why am I writing about panties on a big-boob blog? To show I’m open-minded. And to show a lot of girls with hot asses.

June 3, 2012 by Dave

Valory Irene's ass was made for panties.

Today, I am going to write about panties. Why am I going to write about panties on a big-boob blog? Because Maria keeps insisting that I write about panties. Just before, she said to me, “Dave, why don’t you write about panties?”

But what am I going to write about panties? To me, the key question about panties is similar to the question about bras that Maria recently posed: On or off. What I mean is, when you’re having sex with a woman, do you bother to take her panties off or do you keep them on and pull the crotch part aside and then slide your cock into her pussy? Now, I have my opinion about this (panties pulled to the side is my choice), but how much am I going to say about that? Not much. I just said it.

Christy Marks likes boy shorts.

Then Elliot reminded me that the “Model Info” sheets we have every girl fill out has the question, “Do you normally wear panties? Any special kind?” And it occurred to me that I never use that info when I’m writing about the girls for SCORE magazine.

“You should do a survey on panties,” Elliot said.

By survey, I think he meant take a look at the “Model Info” sheets. So I did. And I kinda like what I saw.

Siri: Always wears panties. Her favorites are Victoria’s Secret G-strings. I’m not surprised. G-strings are great on that ass. Her ass cheeks swallow up the string.

Christy Marks: Usually wears panties “but there are always those times when I prefer boy shorts.”

Sara Jay usually doesn't wear panties. She did it just for you.

Valory Irene: “I always wear a thong.” This is somewhat surprising because I’ve seen her in full-back undies, and she looks great in them.

Aren’t we really asking the girls if they ever go commando? Is commando the right word for when a woman doesn’t wear panties? Commandess?

Kelly Christiansen: “Thongs only if I wear any, which I usually don’t.”

There we go!

Daylene Rio: “Yes, all sorts. No special kind.”

Sara Jay: “No.” That surprises me. Panties were created for a great ass like hers.

I think Siri's ass looks very good in a G-string. Don't you?

Anyway, what have we learned today? We’ve learned that some girls wear panties and some don’t. Most girls these days wear thongs. Full-back panties seem to be a thing of the past (which means they’re probably a thing of the future, too).

You know what I love? Whale tail. Don’t know what that is? Look it up. Know what it is? Then you know why I like it.

And that’s my Blog posting about panties.

 

New DVDs at eBoobStore get down and dirty!

June 14, 2012 by Elliot James

The erotic pleasures of cuddling and neck kissing.

The sensuous and intimate moments of the love between a man and a woman filmed through wine glasses.

You will see none of this garbage in the two new DVDs just added to SCORE‘s official on-line store.

So down, nasty and dirty, these DVDs were not released to the eBoobStore.

They escaped!

Two’s company, three’s a party.

SCORE Threesomes features that most universal of male fantasies: one man and two women.

It also has two scenes of big-boobed sex bombs in double-headers.

SCORE regular Brittany O’Neil and Florida MILF Amber Bach each wipe out two dudes.

Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen team up for action with a single guy dreaming about a fantasy fling.

Daylene Rio and Sara Jay give one man a hard time and a hard way to go with their raunchy bed skills.

Christy Marks and Carmen Hayes use their extreme flexibility to get in fucking positions the people who wrote the Kama Sutra didn’t know about.

 

Are you man enough to handle Daylene?

XXXtreme Daylene is dedicated to the one and only bad-ass busty angel from the city of angels, Daylene Rio.

“Guys have told me that they wished their women were like me,” Daylene said.

The four hour super-disc stars the busty Latina brunette in 12 XXX wall-to-wall fuck and tits ‘n’ tugs scenes. Plus, you’ll get to know Daylene in between-the-scenes interviews.

Story? Plot? Acting?

Watch Gone With The Wind for that.

See the two trailers at eBoobStore and watch in awe as these SCORE Girls flex their sex.

Then bring it on home.

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Day Seven turned out to be the most-challenging by far so far in the “20 for 20” gift-pack giveaway at SCORELAND. Only one person answered all three questions correctly. None of the questions turned out to be easy (although all of them could have been answered by doing a little research on SCORELAND).

Which of these SCORE Girls is not Canadian?

A) Taylor Steele
B) Platinum Peaks
C) Tiffany Towers
D) Candy Hall

Candy Hall was born in Florida.

Who was the first guest on the first episode of SCOREtv?
A) Minka
B) Africa Sexxx
C) Daylene Rio
D) Morgan Leigh

Morgan Leigh was the first person with boobs to grace the SCOREtv set in Episode One.

How many different locations has Natalie Fiore had SCORE shoots in?
A) 4
B) 6
C) 3
D None of the above

Natalie Fiore has done shoots in Nassau, Prague, Grand Bahama Island and Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.

Thirteen gift packs, each containing a highly-coveted SCORE polo shirt and cap (and more), remain to be won. Study up, SCORE Men! We’re not just giving these things away! You’re going to have to earn them.

 

Get your hands on the October ’12 SCORE and Voluptuous magazines

July 26, 2012 by Elliot James

Now in stores. Get yours.

Now at your favorite emporium of fine men’s publications: the October ’12 SCORE magazine.

That’s the lovely Shione Cooper as this month’s covergirl. She’s the kind of  bouncing Czech everyone likes.

And featuring:
Angel Gee
Camille Morgan
Elizabeth Starr
Goldie Ray
Jasmine Shiraz
Krissy Rose
Maggie Green
Melissa Mandlikova
Paola Rios

The new DVD at eBoobStore.com.

Plus a six-page DVD Preview of SCORE Threesomes starring:

Amber Bach
Brittany O’Neil
Carmen Hayes
Christy Marks
Eva Notty
Daylene Rio
Karen Fisher
Kelly Christiansen
Sara Jay
Sarah Satori

 

 

Now at your favorite mag shop.

Have you picked up your copy of the October ’12 Voluptuous?

Another winner with Janne Hollan as this issue’s covergirl. That’s two bouncing Czechs this month alone! I fear America is losing the International Boobs Race to this small but top-heavy nation. And they make great beer, too.

This edition features:
Goldie Ray
Lady Spyce
Laurella
Lexi Summers
Nancy Navarro
Natasha Dulce
Siri
Taylor Steele

You can also get your copy at eBoobStore.com, along with the highly coveted digital versions.

Turn right at Busty Boulevard and take the Tittie Trail to SCORELAND

September 7, 2012 by Elliot James

Barbie Kelley, SCORE wife!

The Busty Housewives of SCORE include 2011 Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen and Jayden Prescott, ladies whose husbands are SCORE mag readers, saw our model search ads and inspired their better (much better) halves to contact us about modeling. Barbie Kelley now joins the club. Mrs. Kelley is the wife of a reader who owns every issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever printed. They took some snaps of Barbie at home and sent them to SCOREModelsWanted.com. Long story short, Mrs. Kelley heats up SCOREVideos.com this weekend and struts her stuff at SCORELAND next week. (Mr. Kelley accompanied her to our studio.) I salute you, busty wives and your liberal husbands who buy SCORE.

Jazmine goes straight from a New Discovery pictorial to hardcore hooternanny at warp speed. She’s a single Florida girl who moved from New York to the Sunshine State. A wise decision. Now she can wear bikinis all day at the beach, as nature intended. Watch Jazmine blow the man down in her first scene. Asked to describe any special talent she might have, Jazmine replied, “I’m good at driving a stick shift.” You can see that in the pictures and video called “Jazmine & Jizzman,” an irresistible story that will touch your hearts and hard-ons at SCORELAND.

Jazmine can do all the sexting she wants.

 

On the subject of busty housewives, we have the President and Founder of the Busty Housewives of SCORE, Diane Poppos, who does justice to her skin-tight top and spray-on pants. A woman who brings a tear to my eye whenever I reflect upon her. Diane still has that leggy magic, too, which she attributes to wearing high heels, sometimes when she’s vacuuming the house! I salute you, original MILF of Texas.

President of the Busty Housewives of America

And now at your favorite store, the December ’12 SCORE with a bonus DVD. Visit eBoobStore.com for the full run-down and previews. If you’re into the new digital magazine format, this issue includes five embedded videos. All those cool electronic magazines predicted in the movies 2001 A Space Odyssey and Minority Report are finally here. If your store doesn’t carry SCORE, let me know and I’ll set them on the right path.

Now on sale! Get yours today.

 

Make it a SCOREtv DVD night

September 12, 2012 by Elliot James

SCOREtv Holiday Edition DVD is now in stores.

SCOREtv Holiday Edition at stores in North America and Europe. My concern is that a TV network suit will rent it or buy it, watch it and decide to hire Dave away as a late-night talk show host. I mean, the guy is all over these box covers. What’s next? His own show on NBC?

Along with the Boob Cruises and the On Location DVDs, the SCOREtv shows are great favorites of mine. I love the mix of tits, skits, chats and comedy.

SCOREtv is like MAD TV, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan, The Man Show and The Benny Hill Show all rolled into one but better because of the SCORE and V-mag Girls and their bare boobs.

Check out your neighborhood adult store for SCOREtv Holiday Edition or get it at eBoobstore.com.

SCOREtv The First Season contains eight episodes.

 

SCOREtv Season 1 is also on DVD. This edition contains eight of the original episodes featuring an all-star group of hotties.

 

SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored The Movie amps and ramps up the volume with an all-hardcore XXX edition starring Angelina Castro, Stephanie Stalls, Kali West, Nadia Night and Kelly Christiansen.

Why not get all three? Once you start, you can’t stop.

SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored was filmed in Hump-Vision and SeXXX-o-rama.

 

 

 

Profiles in cleavage

September 14, 2012 by Elliot James

 

That would be a good title for a book. “Profiles In Cleavage.”

Not a lot of text but lots of pictures.

The way boobs and butts jut out when a girl is turned to the side…this is one of my favorite views. The curvature is just right.

In sweaters, bras and panties, tight clothes or just naked. It’s all good in side-view.

We get “Scorecard” letters and emails about all kinds of favorite poses, but rarely do I see any about profile shots.

I picked these side-views not realizing that we have some birthday girls in the mix. Then I looked at a list of birthdays.

Happy birthday, Valory Irene (September 13) and Kitana Flores (September 18). Happy birthday also to Jezhabelle (September 16) and Chloe Vevrier (September 18).

 

 

Erection Day is here! It’s time to vote for your favorites in the SCORE and Voluptuous Awards!

October 26, 2012 by Dave

After winning 2011 V-Mag Newcomer of the Year, Hitomi is up for 2012 SCORE Newcomer of the Year and Voluptuous Model of the Year.

Election Day in the United States is only 11 days away. Thank goodness! For the past two months, voters in swing states (Florida, home of SCORELAND, is one of them) have been inundated with ads from the candidates. Every time you turn on the TV or radio, somebody is talking about the election. Meaningless drivel, all of it. The only thing that counts is the votes. And speaking of which…

The voting booths are now open for the 2012 SCORE and Voluptuous awards.

And since this is the season when politicians make meaningless promises they have no intention of keeping, I’d like to make some promises I do intend to keep:

1. The winners of the SCORE and Voluptuous awards will be super-stacked.

2. They will be far more attractive than any politician (including Sarah Palin, if she still counts as a politician).

3. Each issue of SCORE and Voluptuous will provide modeling opportunities for at least nine or 10 busty babes. Now that’s a solid plan to deal with the unemployment rate.

4. Rather than that goofy Electoral College system the U.S. uses, the winners will be based on the popular vote. One man, one vote.

And the finalists are:

2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Valory Irene is trying to pull off the N.O.Y./Model of the Year double.

SCORE Newcomer of the Year: Estelle Taylor, Goldie Ray, Hitomi, Melissa Manning, Nancy Navarro, Roxanne Miller, Sabrina Linn, Siri

Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year: Emilia Boshe, Goldie Ray, Janne Hollan, Kristi Maxx, Krystal Swift, Melissa Manning, Melissa Reed, Nancy Navarro, Roxanne Miller, Sadie Blooms, Siri, Tahnee Taylor

SCORE Model of the Year: Angela White, Beshine, Dolly Delight, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Leanne Crow, Maserati, Sheridan Love, Valory Irene, Venera

Voluptuous Model of the Year: Ashley Sage Ellison, Elaina Gregory, Gya Roberts, Hitomi, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Leanne Crow, Micky Bells, Natalie Fiore, Renee Ross, Sophie Mae, Terri Jane

SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year: Africa, Brittany O’Neil, Camille Morgan, Daylene Rio, Desiree, Elizabeth Starr, Kitana Flores, Minka, Stephanie Stalls, Goldie Ray, Siri

Angel DeLuca is a finalist in three Voluptuous categories. That's very impressive!

Voluptuous XXX of the Year: Bailey Santanna, Bunny de la Cruz, Camille Morgan, Desiree, Destiny Rose, Kristina Milan, Maserati, Melonie Max, Natasha Dulce, Sabina Leigh, Shyla Shy, Terry Nova

SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Cindy Cupps, Colt 45, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Julia Miles, Lacey Legends, Sammie Black, Toppsy Curvey

Voluptuous Plumper of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Carlene, Anna Kay, April McKenzie, Arianna Sinn, Camelia Davis, Dors Feline, Laurella, Marille, Marilyn White, Trinity Michaels, Violet Addams

Voluptuous Pussy of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Kay, Elaina Gregory, Goldie Ray, Gya Roberts, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Krystal Swift, Natalie Fiore, Renee Ross, Roxanne Miller, Siri

Voluptuous Ass of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Carlene, Anna Kay, Ashley Sage Ellison, Dors Feline, Goldie Ray, Karina Hart, Marilyn White, Melissa Reed, Renee Ross, Siri, Sophie Mae

Vote now at SCORELAND.

 

SCORELAND Awards 5 on DVD

December 8, 2023 by Elliot James 1 Comment

This collection of SCORELAND stars is so massive, we needed three DVDs. Read all about it and watch the video trailer. It’s also available as a digital download.

Enjoy 18 big-bust stars in solo and hardcore action. They’re the winners and runner-ups of the 2023 SCORELAND contest.

“Insane DVD,” an eBoobStore member wrote. “It’s crazy wonderful to see all these girls together in one package. There’s a pair of tits for every man here. I still hope there’s a second Katy Ann DVD released soon however, featuring her newer heavyweight tits. She is the greatest SCORE girl of all time in my opinion – and I don’t say that lightly.”

DISC 1: MODEL OF THE YEAR

Model of the Year Joana Bliss

Cheryl Blossom

Katy Ann

Molly Evans

Amber Alena

Holly Garner

DISC 2: NEWCOMER OF THE YEAR

Newcomer of the Year Demora Avarice

Crystal Chase

Helena Hope

Natasha Nice

Isa Gomez

Violetta

DISC 3: SCORE BIG-BOOB HALL OF FAME

Hall of Fame winner Hitomi

Kerry Marie

Minka

Casey James

Kelly Christiansen

Miosotis