When opportunity in the form of Crystal Chase summons you, move quickly. “Come and get it!” busty teen princess Crystal says in today’s scene at SCORELAND. You never saw a guy move so fast.
Crystal makes her magazine debuts in SCORE Volume 31 Number 3 and in the upcoming Voluptuous Volume 29 Number 3.
Teen bra-buster Crystal plays hide the salami.
Teen tit dream Crystal Chase is no turkey.
I’m talking about turkey, of course.
I know all of you prefer breasts to thighs when we’re talking about the female anatomy, although in the world of poultry, thighs tend to be juicier than breasts.
Teen newcomer Crystal Chase returns to SCORELAND today. That’s something to be thankful for. Ironically, Crystal’s into stuffing, too…with big cocks.
What, you thought I was talking about turkey again?
Happy Thanksgiving.
Holly and her hangers.
Holly Garner returns to SCORELAND today, and that’s always reason to be happy (the first editor of SCORE would have urged you to pull up your happy seat and break out the Bounty, although I can’t imagine anyone using paper towels when they jack; a little rough, don’t you think?). I have a few things to say about Holly.
1. She is about to join select company: girls who have been the covergirl of both SCORE and Voluptuous magazines. She’s the covergirl of the issue of SCORE we’re working on now.
2. Whenever I look at Holly, I think she’s a lot younger than she is. I’ve been working on a teen tit dream special for one of our anniversary editions of SCORE and kept thinking I forgot about Holly and kept having to remember she’s in her 20s. But there’s a youth and innocence about her that says, “Teen tit dream,” don’t you think?
3. The photo I’ve chosen for this blog shows Ms. Garner in one of my favorite positions. I really can’t explain it, but this is a great position for busty naturals. It’s kind of a hanger shot but not really a hanger shot. Such a shot always shows off the fullness of a busty babe’s tits. However–and now I’m about to get into some shop talk–it’s not a great photo for magazines because of that big block of empty space in the northeast portion. One way around that is to put some copy there (or another small photo). Cropping the photo at her thighs and turning it into a vertical, in my opinion, changes the whole nature of the photo (but at the same time allows us to use it as a full-pager; as a horizontal, it’s going to be a half-pager).
Okay, enough shop talk. Enjoy Holly.
Here in the land of the plentiful bosoms, we use certain terms to describe the ladies we adore. Words like BUSTY and SUPERNATURAL and PLUMPER are thrown around the office to categorize the countless of hot models we get to see every day. We will say a girl is a SCORE GIRL or a V-GIRL and that she has HANGERS, SUCKLERS, FLOPPERS or PERKIES.
Well, today I started thinking about the term GIRL-NEXT-DOOR.
Carrie Lynn is one of my favorite old-school girl-next-door models.
It’s a term that we use for only certain girls that come our
Ana is the perfect Latina girl-next-door. Oh, Ana, won't you be my neighbor?
way and it just so happens to describe my favorite kind of model. You see, the girl-next-door is a special breed of busty. She is unbelievably stacked, but she possesses this certain innocence and youthful vigor that makes her more approachable. You can relate to her. She probably likes sports. She probably likes to go bowling. She’s really pretty but not in an “I’m so fucking hot that I’d never give you the time of day, loser!” kind of way. A chick that an average Joe (Or Jane, like most of us are…) could walk up to and ask for her name and number. She probably drinks beer. She probably likes the
Tera had a phenomenal rack and was just an average girl who had never modeled. She was here and then she was gone, and just like that, she never modeled again.
same video games you do. She might have the kind of hooters that could launch a thousand boners, but she is
To me, Christy Marks is the perfect example of that sweet, girl-next-door. She was so shy when we met that she called me Ma'am before I convinced her to call me Maria. (Even then, she only called me Miss Maria.)
still a girl who could literally live next door. (And I am pretty sure that all of us wish that we really did live next door to some of these, too.)
Some of the greatest V-Mag legends have been girls-next-door. Girls like the great Carrie Lynn who come to us straight from their college campuses, looking to make some extra tuition money. Or girls like Ana, whose teen tatas make me smile every time I see them. Then you have girls like Tera Cox, who showed up, wowed us with her rack and then disappeared, never to be heard from again. (Whoever HER neighbor is is a lucky, lucky bastard.)
But the one girl who oozes that girl-next-door charm that will melt your heart is Christy Marks. Christy is the all-American sweetie pie. She was so approachable yet shy when we first met that she wouldn’t even look me in the eye. (Which was perfectly all right with me. I was too busy ogling her tits to care. I remember talking to her tits for a while and then remembering to try and maintain eye contact. lol) Even now that she has gone from shy teen debut to hot and freaky XXX porn princess, Christy remains the girl-next-door. It’s a quality that never fades and thank goodness for that.
I don’t know about you guys, but I prefer my stacked girls that way.
🙂
xoxo
Maria
Making her SCORELAND debut at the close of 2021, Molly Evans just made it in time to be entered into the Newcomer of the Year contest.
Her Voluptuous magazine debut is in Volume 28 No. 4.
The story of this stacked, beautiful teen brings to mind Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Nicole Peters, Kelly Kay, Kerry Marie, Sharday, Christy Marks, Ines Cudna, Anna Song, Julia Miles, Rachel Raxxx, Dawn Phoenix, Dawn Stone and other incredible teen tit dreams who went on to become smash hits. Their stories are all a bit different, but they all intersect at SCORE and Voluptuous.
Feed the need created by boob greed to see more with a new Molly photo shoot and video today.
The camera loves Molly Evans.
Beverly Paige and Catt Green are little tuggers that could on SCORELAND this weekend!
Do you remember your years as a teen when you had that one smokin’ hot neighbor chick who knew all the other smokin’ hot neighbor chicks in school? And they hung out together and spent the night and you would wonder what the fuck they were doing at those all-girl sleepovers? (Come on, you know and I know that you wondered about it. You and I both know that you probably were a bit of a Peeping Tom, too. You know you wanted to catch a glimpse of those chicks involved in some sort of exploratory lesbian moment.)
Well, I am here to tell you that lesbian shit DID happen at those sleepovers. Trust me. It happened. Sparked by some horseplay and teasing, before you knew it, there was touching and pleasing. But what if those hot girls decided to call you and ask you over to be the meat in their lesbian sandwich?
Pretty hot, huh? Imagine a couple of horny chicks experimenting and exploring their sexual fantasies with your dick?
Well, imagine no more because we got teen titter Catt Green her hot-in-the-pants friend, Beverly Paige to show you that pillowfights do in fact cause horniness in their Tits and Tugs Adventure on SCORELAND! Playing with pillows leads to these busty ladies playing with each other’s pillows. Pretty soon they call over their neighbor for some tits and tugs action. (Because pillow fights are more fun with three people, right?) They see his dick and they are all over it like a busty tag-team wrestling duo! These ladies love having their titties fucked so much that they milk their neighbor’s dick in no time. And with that, we prove two things true: 1) All girly slumber parties are cover-ups for raunchy lesbian action. 2) Good neighbors might borrow and return your tools, but hot, busty neighbors tug and drain your tool.
xoxo,
Maria
Not all women are created equal.
“Is Bigger Better?” is a feature that occasionally ran in Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines back in the day. It wasn’t a serious question. We all know the answer. It should’ve been called, “Is Bigger Better, Or What?”
Today at XLGirls.com, in an upgraded scene now in HD, Renee Ross reprises the concept with flat-chested teen Sophia Sutra and proves that nothing has changed with time. Bigger is better. Sophia is very pretty, and most guys would fuck her, but no guy I know would fuck her if they had the choice between her and Renee.
One of my favorite “Is Bigger Better” pictorials was with the great Kerry Marie and a relatively flat-chested teen named Missy. It ran in XL Girls #95, all the way back in 2004. And it just happens to be in the pictorials section of BustyKerryMarie.com if you want to check it out.
Kerry Marie proves once again that bigger is better.
When I’m looking around SCORELAND, it’s easy to get lost amongst all of the titties. Especially when a model has a lot of postings. Take a model like Chloe Vevrier, for example. There are currently 52 postings of the great Chloe on SCORELAND. If I get on a Chloe kick, I can get stuck there for hours. (Not that I mind. I love the German wuunderbabe!)
So, sometimes, I like to troll around the one-hit wonder models. The models who came, came and then went and never modeled again. I don’t know what it is about these girls that does it for me. Maybe it’s that they only posed once, so I feel like I am looking at something special. Or maybe it’s because in my perverted imaginings, these one-hit wonders were students or single moms who posed once to pay for school or something, and never told anyone about the, “One time, when I was in college,” nude modeling that they did. It’s like their dirty, little secret. (I think that’s hot. In fact, I often fantasize about bumping into one of these one-hit wonders in the real world and saying something like, “AREN’T YOU _____?!?!?!” I know, I have an overactive. horny imagination. It happens.)
So, I thought I would start posting my favorite one-hit wonders and getting your picks, too.
Sure, these girls are not legendary like Linsey or Kerry, but they were once, maybe even if only once, SCORE and V-Girls, and like I always say…those kinds of girls are forever!
So enjoy my first three one-hit wonder picks.
1) Patra, SCORE October 2005. Italian broad from NYC with DD’s.. Only posed once, but boy was she hot. She talked about taking it in the ass before she lost her virginity. She said she liked to dress like a slut and walk around in the frozen food section of the supermarket to make her nipples hard. Her horniness and high slut-factor speak to me. Patra, you are a GREAT one-hit wonder.
2) Jacqueline, SCORE July 2004. Native Floridian measuring 34E. She was approached by a photog and posed a few days later at his pool. She is an average girl, but when she came to pose, she brought a pocket rocket so she could buzz her snatch during the shoot. You gotta love a horny girl who never leaves home without it!
3) Luba, busty amateur. I love Luba because I first bumped into her when I was an editor for 18eighteen magazine. When I set eyes on Luba’s plush, teen rack, I wanted to applaud. She was a foreign exchange student from Russia and boy, if the exchange students looked like this when I was in high school, I would have totally shown them all some serious American hospitality. Knowhaddamean? 😉
xoxo
Maria
Today, Molly gets those tits felt up and her pussy fingered.
Today on the SCORE Group family of sites, we have one girl who hasn’t done hardcore but I’m pretty sure will and one girl who I never thought would do hardcore but has.
The girl who hasn’t done hardcore is 18-year-old Molly Evans (she doesn’t turn 19 until November), who might be the horniest teen we’ve had around here since Christy Marks. Molly, Vmag‘s Newcomer of the Year, shows her stuff at XLGirls.com in new photos and a video, and in the video, MOLLY GETS HER TITS MASSAGED AND HER PUSSY FINGER-BANGED BY HER VIDEOGRAPHER. She cums hard.
The girl I never thought would do hardcore is Joana Bliss, who not only sucks and fucks at SCORELAND but also lets her guy cum inside her pussy while she’s riding him.
AMBER ALENA ALERT! The SCORE hottie with super-sized tits returns to fuck next week. I’m a big fan of Amber, who shot her first XXX scenes with us.
Joana in pre-creampie mode.
Today we publish a new set and video of teen wondergirl Molly Evans.
Molly is the first 18-year-old to win Voluptuous magazine’s Newcomer of the Year contest since Rachel Raxxx won in 2016. Congratulations, Molly!
Six years! What happened? The history books tell us that the Roman poet Virgil coined the phrase tempus fugit, or time flies. He should have won a gold sundial for that phrase.
“When I was contacted by one of your photographers, I didn’t know what to expect,” Molly said. “I imagine how many are turned on by me and it turns me on. I think about being a top model in the future. I would like to read the minds of others. Hear how many think of me.”
Now Molly is a top model.
One of the classic big-boob poses. Every set should have at least one photo like this.