Beshine estimates her boobs weigh 20 pounds each. That’s a low estimate. Her boobs measure over 59 inches and her underbust is only 32 inches. Even though she’s slim, she works out a lot to keep her back muscles in top condition. Today on SCORELAND Beshine destroys a collection of tight tops with the greatest of ease. “My tops have to be very stretchy,” says Beshine. “I have to look around a lot for clothes, and I manage to find special things. I can’t wear tops that most girls can wear.” The pictures from July ’11 posted yesterday. Now for the video. Seeing is believing. And even then, it’s still hard to believe. It’s as if a girl in an Otis Sweat painting materialized and stepped out of an issue of SCORE magazine. What a candidate for a new Mega-Boob Olympics.
Here are three guys, longtime SCORE fans, who have been inspired to create their art of big boobs. They have been featured on SCORELAND and in SCORE magazine for years.
Superwoman Lacey Legends.
First up is a man who calls himself The Saint. He’s a charter subscriber. The first dancer he ever saw (and who became a huge inspiration) was Zoryna Dreams in the October 1992 issue. “I started going to strip clubs in October of 1992,” the New Yorker said. “After seeing Zoryna on Howard Stern’s show, I knew I had to see her in person on her next visit to New York.”
Dreams. Zoryna Dreams. Shaken not stirred.
Over the years, The Saint went clubbing regularly and met Joey Karson, Lisa Lipps, Europe DiChan, Colt 45, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Kimberly Kupps, Staci Staxxx, Sofia Staks, Bunny Glamazon, Bambi the Amazon, Chrissy Paris, Plenty Uptopp, Nikki Knockers, Alyssa Alps, Casey James, Busty Dusty, Crystal Storm, Lacey Legends, Heather Hooters, Candy Cantalopes, Angel Eyes, Angel Bust, Kayla Kleevage, Crystal Gunns, Montana, Maxi and Mini Mounds and many more luminaries of the super-busty stage.
“My favorite SCORE covers are Lisa Lipps, September 1993 and Plenty Uptopp, January 1998,” he said. “Why? Both were perfect shots for reference in regard to pin-ups, and in both, the gals looked like they were ready to kick ass and take names.”
Artists he admires: Adam Hughes, Dave Stevens, Otis Sweat, Jack Henslee, Kevin Taylor, and Matt Baker. He uses pencil and ink with design marker to color his illustrations.
Art by Pauly of Artofpencil.
Pauly of Pauly Arts is a musician and artist. “I definitely create women that are such a rarity in real life that you see one every eight months or so…girls who make you freeze in your tracks and just stare to record the vision in your head because sadly she will soon be gone.” His first inspiration? “I had a substitute teacher for two days who had the biggest, jiggliest breasts, and as we Italians say, I was struck by the thunderbolt!” His favorite SCORE covers? “Anything with my buddy Vanessa Montagne, SaRenna Lee and Sharday. I loved the Lisa Lipps cover shot from August ’96 SCORE.” Pauly wrote the short story “The Diary of Suzy Pratt” for the August ’95 SCORE, illustrated by Jack Henslee. “It’s the story of a tomboy who blossoms through exercise and surgery and blows all the guys away, only to find she’s a bisexual who loves big tits and women who love big tits! My favorite theme!” Pauly sells shirts and other items with his chesty ladies emblazoned on them at Cafepress under “big_breast_art.”
Halloween art by Pauly.
Matt, a.k.a. Thor, is an artist in California who’s found tremendous inspiration in SCORE and Voluptuous models.
Eye candy for the male brain.
“Once again, I tell you, without SCORE, I don’t think I would have continued my pursuit of art,” Matt said. One of his mainstays is Merilyn Sakova. “Whoever found Merilyn to pose for SCORE has been an inspiration to me to make art.” He also digs Morgan Leigh. “Indianna Jaymes and Jenna Valentine seem to be my new favorites,” Matt said.
Beshine's bras: A miracle of textile stress engineering.
On this day, Beshine will put on and take off several bras, an event that all bra manufacturers and their researchers should be studying. It’s quite a demonstration in fabric engineering and stress design. The photos are from the May ’11 SCORE, Beshine’s debut. Beshine’s tits measure 59 inches while her underbust is 32 inches. Bras fall to pieces under the stress.
“A short time ago, I found a shop online that has really stretchy sports bras, and amazingly, they fit!” Beshine told SCORE. “It’s the first time I found a bra that fit the first time I wore it. I tried it and said, ‘Wow, it fits!’ I have many sports bras because I go through them very fast. I wear them out or they break.”
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, you’ll get to see the SCORE Theater video of this experiment in bra stretching to the outer limits of fabric fatigue.
There’s no group of girls at SCORELAND that generates more controversy and reaction than the super-sized girls. Myself, I’m into both the Otis Sweat girls come to life, like Beshine, and the super-naturals like Terry Nova, if they’re attractive all over, too. Beshine has a really nice body and face. Do I want to see more of her in the future? Absolutely.
If Beshine and Miosotis could travel back in time to the Greek, Roman or Egyptian empire, I bet they would have been made goddesses by the local population. Sometimes I suspect they’re both time travelers from the future. (That would be a good sci-fi story with art by Otis Sweat.) This week, Beshine brings her fantasy chest to SCOREVideos.com with a shower video, and I have to praise Beshine for her shower-taking skills. I also enjoyed seeing Beshine dressed in that tight top and bottom and towering heels before she got soaked. If you’ve been a SCORELAND member for a few months, you probably have SCOREVideos.com as part of your Loyalty Program collection (one free SCORE site for every month you stay a SCORELAND member).
Miosotis is also skimpily dressed in white this weekend, then gets naked and slicked up to give the mother of all breast massages. She does a bang-up job. Even though Beshine is a self-made woman and Miosotis is natural, I can still visualize the two of them going at it in some oily boob-tussling video. I doubt that’ll ever happen since Beshine is strictly a solo model, but, hey, that’s how my brain operates.
Over in Kiev, Merilyn really knows how to decorate a glass tabletop. She proves it on Sunday in SCORE Theater. I also love that throaty Ukrainian accent when Merilyn speaks English. Here’s another model I wish would relocate to Florida and become a U.S. citizen.
A big birthday shout-out today to Stephanie Stalls (Feb. 5), Roxy Rider (Feb. 5) and Sophie Mae (Feb. 6). Here’s part 3 of 4 of Sophie talking to SCORE‘s studio manager Tushna. Happy birthday!
Letha Weapons was the coverstar of August '92 SCORE.
Twenty years ago, the trucks were delivering their bundles of the second issue of SCORE magazine (Volume 1, No. 2) while readers who’d read the first bi-monthly issue waited impatiently outside newsstands and stores for their next load of new big boobs.
L.A. Bust was SCORE‘s first covergirl. Who would be the covergirl of the August ’92 issue?
She turned out to be Letha Weapons. “This sexy 18-year-old is packing clubs across the U.S. and Canada,” the editor wrote in Miss Weapons’ 11-page layout that closed the issue. “No doubt, Letha’s plump pair of honeydew-sized melons could certainly be classified as weapons in the battle of the sexes.”
Letha and her lethal weapons.
The rest of the issue included pictorials of dancer Zoryna Dreams; Tiffany Towers in a softcore sex scene with a guy; a softcore team-up Nilli Willis and Lisa Phillips and Jolene, a new 19-year old natural from San Diego, California.
There was an article by Christopher Caswell about the Vector, a $398,000 sportscar. The erotic short story was “Sylvia’s Secret” by Jackson Adams with art by Otis Sweat. There was a feature story, “How To Photograph Nude Models Part 2” by Evan Andrews. Evan wrote, “Being a glamour photographer will give you a way to open a conversation with all those girls you meet at the local sports bar and you will have a portfolio of photographs to back up your story. What guy could compete with you?” Indeed.
There was a two-pager about super-naturally busty Polish stripper and sexploitation actress Chesty Morgan. L.A. Bust began her first column “Night Moves,” the prototype of the columns that Alyssa Alps and Crystal Gunns would write.
Orion Jeweb contributed his scholarly breast column “Mam•mal•o•gy.” (“Because the spirit of rational inquiry demands the hard data of practical experience, Mam•mal•o•gy has come to realize that, as one reader put it, ‘a boob in the hand is worth two in the bra.'”)
Duncan Gutteridge painted a new Fantasy SCORE. “Homebodies” presented amateur hopefuls who’d sent in their Polaroids. Wrapping it up, there was a “Video Pick” and the “Scorecard” letters section.
The price? $4.95, $5.95 in Canada. (Gas was $1.13 a gallon.) I saw a used copy of this edition going for $23.95 now.
Lisa Gazombas on the back cover. The next issue was November '92. Readers had to wait two months.
On the back cover, Lisa Gazombas promised big-boobed satisfaction for the next issue, November ’92. She later changed her moniker to Lisa Chest. I don’t remember why. I liked Gazombas. I still do.
And that’s the way it was, 20 years ago.
No Internet. No DVDs. No iPads, tablets, desktops or Smartphones. No SCORELAND.
There were print magazines and VHS tapes. That was it. And there were strip clubs everywhere you could visit with lots of huge-boobed girls strutting their stuff on stage. They had names like Toppsy Curvey, Kayla Kleevage, Wendy Whoppers, C.C. Moore, Susie Boobies and Bethany Bustin and there were a helluva lot more new ones on the way. A huge-titted army, in fact.
A SCORE Christmas card by The Man, Otis Sweat, from 1996!
This weekend on SCORELAND, a blonde, slim-n-stacked superhottie gets the shaft. Up the ass. A busty South American babydoll meets us in erotic city Buenos Aries. And a slim-n-stacked Seattle SCORE Girl named Lillian Faye plays with a sticky toy in the SCORE Studio.
Paola Rios of Paraguay doesn’t speak English, but that’s no problem. Her video this weekend is subtitled in English so you can hear her sexy voice in her native tongue. “I always love to see my photos on SCORELAND,” Paola tells us. “I had so much fun when you came to meet me in Buenos Aries. It can be very difficult to find the magazine in stores in South America, so I’m happy that guys anywhere can see me on SCORELAND.”
Paola had fun in Buenos Aires.
SCORE Man E.B. says, “Paola Rios is my favorite SCORE girl currently modeling. The images of her neatly sculpting her bush drove me wild.” K.D. raved that “Paola has a great smile, a tremendous ass and big, beautifully-shaped natural breasts.”
Paola Rios
Shyla Stylez is one of the hottest sex toys to hit SCORE in the last two years. She’s like Pam Anderson…only hornier, hotter and smuttier. Holds nothing back. Delivers it all. When she makes an “Anal Reservation” for Sunday, Shyla can be guaranteed the best seat in the house. With a boner on it. Shyla’s got it all. At 108 luscious pounds, her 40-22-32 figure and 34DD-cups turn cocks into steel pipes everywhere she goes. Despite her name, Shyla is anything but shy. “I’m just a girl from a small town in Canada who wants to make it big in the porn world,” Shyla told us. She succeeded.
Welcome back to SCORELAND, Victoria Vale, a bra-poppin’ blonde who always reminds me of the fantasy illustrations that busty-girl artists, including the master artists Otis Sweat and Duncan Gutteridge, send us from time to time.
Victoria is a member of the super-sized fantasy woman league that includes Princess Pumpkins, Katie Thornton, Danielle Derek, Sandra Star, Minka and Beshine. She gets a lot of fan comments on her Twitter page, VictoriaValexx.
Victoria talks dirty and sucks on her fingers. She teases, slaps her ass and pulls her pink panties up between her pussy lips, and that’s just in the first few minutes of this new video.
“I knew a girl who had modeled for the magazine and always loved the big breasted SCORE models of the 90s,” Victoria told me when I asked her the reasons she was attracted to being in SCORE. “It was always a fantasy of mine to be in a magazine.
“I love Dolly Fox, Kelly Christiansen, and Karen Fisher. I also adore the Boob Cruise beauties of the 90s. Minka is incredible then and now, Lisa Lipps, Busty Dusty, SaRenna Lee, Colt 45…all the big-boob legends. All of those models I mentioned are an inspiration to me.”
Anastasia L’Amour stretches her tight, white top beyond the limits of the thin fabric. Her slim body and 34HHH tits give Anastasia a fantasy girl silhouette that big-boob artists such as Otis Sweat specialize in.
“Whether or not I want to emphasize my breasts, depends on the place and occasion or event,” Anastasia said.
“If I’m going grocery shopping or to the gym, I’m definitely wearing a jogging outfit with sneakers, very low-key. But if I’m going out on a date or to a club, then I’m 100% going to be emphasizing my breasts and I will dress to the nines.”
We asked Anastasia what she thought about shooting her first XXX scene.
“I think filming my first boy-girl scene with SCORE has changed me. I’ve become more excited about my future as an adult actress in porn. I really do have a passion and love my career as an adult actress and model and I can’t wait to see what the future has in store for me opportunity-wise. My personality hasn’t changed. I’m still the same person I was.”
This fantasmagorical rendition of Venera and Merilyn Sakova is the work of long-time SCORE fan, busty model supporter and talented artist Matt Mendoza.
Matt’s as dedicated and motivated a buxom gal artist as H.D., Pauly, Delmo and a list of others Team SCORE has been fortunate to have attracted over the years. But when I looked at the picture, the thought occurred to me that this imaginary teaming of Venera and Merilyn would inspire people to write and ask us to make it a reality rather than looking at this illustrated mirage on its own merit.
So I wasn’t sure about going there.
That’s because the logistics of putting together a team-up of Venera and Merilyn for a SCORE shoot would be very complicated, despite the fact that when it comes to bringing together models from all over the world, nobody does it better than SCORE. In point of actual fact, nobody does it at all, period.
Case in point: Big-Boob Finishing School, Busty Riding Academy, Big-Boob Paradise and the Boob Cruises.
So I put the picture to the side for a while.
The other night at home, I thought about it again, and I finally realized that while paintings like the Dream SCORE series by Otis Sweat did inspire some readers to ask us to make those scenes a reality and others to object to their favorite solo models depicted doing even imagined XXX, in the end, I shouldn’t have worried. In the long run, it’s all about the art itself.
So here’s Mr. Mendoza’s transcendental teaming of two of the slimmest-n-stacked SCORE Babes to have never met in the flesh. At least not yet.
The most famous farmer’s daughter in American history has to be the sexy yet virginal Daisy Mae from Al Capp’s Lil’ Abner comic strip. Actress Leslie Parrish played her in the 1959 movie version. Capp drew curvy babes like nobody’s business.
There was a slew of R-rated drive-in movies about farmers’ daughters in the ’70s made by a gent named Bethel Buckalew. His flicks were especially popular in the south.
Elly Mae Clampett never dressed like a farmer’s daughter in The Beverly Hillbillies. She was more of a tomboy and never showed skin. (I’ve read that the actress who played her is very religious.)
Otis Sweat has drawn his share of farmers’ fantasy daughters for fiction pieces in SCORE and V-mag.
I’ve often daydreamed about SCORE or V-mag Girls tricked out as country gals. They gotta be barefoot!
You’re a traveling salesman, okay? You’re in the boondocks (which is from the Philippine Tagalog word bundok, believe it or not) when your car breaks down in front of a house. You knock on the door and the man of the house, a farmer, answers the door. He lets you use his phone to call the local gas station but the mechanic has closed shop for the day. He’ll be back tomorrow morning. Now what? Well, according to the usual storyline, you’ll have to sleep in the farmer’s daughter’s bedroom. If that’s okay with you.
No problem there when the farmer’s daughter looks like Elaina Gregory! Right? I like those pig-tails. I think this is my second favorite Elaina pictorial. My first is called Knockout Knockers.
I’d like to see more farmers’ daughters at SCORELAND. I have a list of names.
Drop by SCORELAND on Saturday to see Elaina as the farmer’s daughter.
And if you run out of gas, you’ll have to stay overnight.
Y’all come back now, hear?
Aww, shucks, Elaina. Thanks for shuckin' your clothes.
