Ms. Yummy offers up her succulent ass for Thanksgiving.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving in the United States. It’s a day when people all across America are going to have to make choices.
Go to mom’s house first then the in-laws or the other way around?
Who to sit next to Uncle Bob, who always “accidentally” cops a feel of any young woman who’s sitting next to him?
Dark meat or white meat? (And if you want the drumstick, you’d better get off your ass quickly when dinner is served.)
Pumpkin pie or pecan pie?
Brick, the guy in the photo above, loves big tits. He also loves big asses. But, fortunately, he doesn’t have to choose between two girls because Ms. Yummy has it all.
Ms. Yummy is the perfect name for a girl at Thanksgiving time. Everything about her is yummy. She thinks cum is yummy, and she gets a load of guy gravy all over her big naturals.
A suggestion: Tell Uncle Bob to check out Ms. Yummy’s XXX photos and videos at SCORELAND.
There's only one thing missing from this photo: Me.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, but today, I’m going to give thanks. I am going to give thanks because there are times when I have to stop and realize that I’m lucky to have the job I have. And those times usually occur when I’m thinking, “Why don’t I ever get any?”
For example, there’s a new hardcore video of Siri going up tomorrow at SCORELAND. You will definitely give thanks for this video. Siri has a three-way with two studs. I suggest that between football games, you sneak off to your study, or wherever your jack chamber happens to be, and enjoy the show. But there’s a third guy in the video. He’s not a stud. He doesn’t get any of Siri’s mouth or pussy. He plays the boss.
That guy would be me.
Poor me. Pity me! Let’s have a pity party for Dave. Because all Dave got to do that day was stare at Siri’s naked tits and ass for about a half hour.
I have done the following over the past 11 years: Interview girls while they were sucking SOME OTHER GUY’S cock. Interview girls while they were FUCKING SOME OTHER GUY. Had girls finger-fuck and dildo their pussies in front of me…just so they could fuck SOME OTHER GUY. Oiled up girls’ boobs before they went off to fuck SOME OTHER GUY.
Well, I’m here to tell you that you get two things from situations like these:
1.) Blue balls.
2.) Good memories.
And there’s nothing like a good memory to get rid of a nasty case of blue balls.
So I’m giving thanks. Thanks for the in-person tits, thanks for the in-person pussy, thanks that I could walk into the studio, as I did earlier this week, and see Bailey Santanna sitting in the makeup chair without a stitch of clothes on.
Of course, moments later, she fucked SOME OTHER GUY!
But I’m giving thanks anyway. Because as the hooker says to Woody Allen in the movie Deconstructing Harry, “It beats the hell out of waitressing!”
Not that I’ve ever been a waitress. Happy Thanksgiving.
I had the privilege once of hosting a tits-in-tight-tops video with Janet Jade, star of Eat My Tits, for SCOREtv episode 2. Two years later, I still haven’t completely recovered, but I’m making progress and my arm is almost completely functional again. In this Janet update, a fellow SCOREtv reporter has the honor of chatting up Janet in our dressing room, and as always, she’s a room brightener: cheery, fun and enthusiastic. A jiggle belle, all the way. Janet talks about the holidays, her favorite basketball players, what she looks for in a guy (she likes a specific kind of butt) and a bunch of other things he was curious about. My question is, why does Janet have to live in Detroit? Why can’t she live in Miami? Down the block from our building?
This DVD is all Janet.
Thanks for giving, Janet! Have a fun, safe holiday season.
I wish the world could be more like a SCORE interview with Janet Jade, a world where you could ask a busty girl to show you her boobs and she happily lifts her blouse without the guilt, shame and embarrassment that society instills about the human body. Yes, a man can dream the impossible dream.
And while I’m at it, I’d like to list the 10 things you can get away with saying on Thanksgiving and Christmas:
1. I could go for a huge breast.
2. That’s one great-looking spread.
3. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst.
4. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
5. I’m in the mood for dark meat.
6. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.
7. Don’t play with your meat.
8. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once.
9. How long will it take after you stick it in?
10. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
Have a great Thanksgiving, Scorelanders!–Elliot James
No, not the kind of meaningless holiday floats you see in the Pasadena Rose Bowl Parade or the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade but the kind of floats that really mean something. Floats that really float the boats of breast lovers, both guys and girls. Now showing on SCORELAND, Valory and Chica demonstrate some key principles of water displacement. Let’s roll the videotape before that sinking feeling sets in. Diakuju, Valory, and gracias, Chica.
Now’s the time to give a big birthday shout to Toppsy Curvey (Dec. 9), Kerry Marie (Dec. 9), TracI ToppS (Dec. 10), Sheila Grant (Dec. 11), Casey Cleevage (Dec. 12), Angelina Vallem (Dec 12), Kitty Lynxxx (Dec. 12), Becky Sunshine (Dec. 12), Kellei G. (Dec. 12), Bella Blaze (Dec 13) and Carrie Ashton (Dec. 14). Many happy returns, ladies. That’s usually the counter next to customer service.
I know all of you prefer breasts to thighs when we’re talking about the female anatomy, although in the world of poultry, thighs tend to be juicier than breasts.
Thanksgiving is over here in the States, but I’m still giving thanks for some new big-titted blondes who love to fuck.
First, Blondie Bombshell, a German babe who debuts today at SCORELAND by sucking and fucking. Now that’s a heckuva way to introduce yourself!
Second, Amy Love, a Czech MILF who’s been causing jaws and loads to drop at 50PlusMILFs.com. I very admiringly compared Amy to a young Elizabeth Starr because of her long fingernails, blow job lips and lusty fucking abilities. Being compared to Liz is high praise in my book, but I’m standing by the comparison.
THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Faith's parents.
THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Hanging out with friends.
It’s Turkey Day…we’ve gobbled down the bird. We’ve watched football. We’ve seen the floats at the Macy’s Day Parade. We’ve helped ourselves to that second, possibly third, helping of pie. And now, we’re bloated and satisfied and pondering what we are thankful for.
Well, because I am so helpful, I am going to give you a list of things that I am thankful for and I’m a fan of show AND tell, so I’m going to give you a little picture show, too. Hope you guys are just as grateful for the bounty of bosoms below, as I am.
Happy Thanksgiving! xoxo, Maria
LET US GIVE THANKS FOR:
Flowers. (There's a flower in this pic, I promise.)
Yoga...of the naked persuasion.
Fruit. Yum!
Tan lines.
Any article of clothing made of Fishnet.
Alyssa Alps...every curvy, sexy, delicious inch of her.
Lana Ivans just debuted on both SCORELAND and SCOREVideos and will be appearing in her first SCORE mag soon. She is brand-new to modeling, and her body and face remind me a lot of those two European sexpots, Iva from Busty Euro Maids and Kristy Klenot from Busty Riding Academy. But who is she? Who is Lana Ivans?
Don’t bother Googling. You won’t find anything. Just watch our Blog video right now. In this video, you’ll learn more about this busty little hottie, a country cousin to Arianna Sinn. (They’re both Romanians.) The chat fun was handled by our man Lester while Dave and I toiled at our desks, alone and forgotten. Lester shoots a lot of the backstage videos. He’ll spirit away a girl if she’s not occupied and have a spontaneous video moment. I like his approach. Like getting their tops off quickly! So I think this will fill in some of the questions you may have about Lana.
Lana joins an amazing line-up for our newest DVD Big-Boob Finishing School, which hits the eBoobstore on Monday. How amazing? Valory Irene. Arianna Sinn. Sophia Mae. Eden Mor. Together. And Michelle Bond in her first SCORE movie as the owner of the finishing school. How great is that? We’ll show you some of the group fun next week.
Oh, yeah, Lana’s also doing a Tits & Tugs video the Saturday after this on SCORELAND. I almost forgot to tell ya that. A fun way to spend Thanksgiving weekend. Thank you, Lana and Lester. Let’s roll the video.
As my busenmeister colleague Dave points out, giving thanks for big boobs and the women who show them is pretty much mandatory at this time of the year. I also give thanks that we don’t have to deal with a burka dress code. Now, since giving thanks for big tits is a worldwide guy thing, I’d like to celebrate the international flavor and taste of succulent, juicy breasts today with this list of what tits are called in other countries. Bon appetit!
Afrikaans: bors
Arabic: biz
Chinese: nu nu
Finnish: rintas
French: poitrines, seines, mamelles
German: Mopse, titten
Hungarian: cici, didi, didko, mell
Indonesian: dadas
Italian: (tits: zinne; titfucking:spagnola)
Japanese: oppai, kyonyuu (huge breasts), dekapai (huge breasts described in a vulgar, dirty manner)
Macedonian: cicki
Norwegian: brysters
Portuguese: peitos
Polish: cycki
Quebecois: boules
Romanian: tites
Russian: siski
Spanish: agaraderas (literally, things to grab), alimentos, chichis, repisas, tetas,
Swahili: kifua
Swedish: tuttar, brosters
Swiss-German: chabis
Yapese: thuuth
So now all of us can say tits in Yap. Who says we’re not in search of academic excellence? If any SCORE Guys know of any titular expressions in other languages, feel free to drop a comment.
