How to minimize the deadline rush during tax time
Hire more busty tax preparers!
That’s my taxing recommendation.
April 17 is the deadline this year for filing taxes in the States.
A lot of guys delay their filing until the very last minute, then they scramble and clog up the pipeline. It’s one of the least popular American activities, as is the case in other countries, no doubt.
My solution? Get them to see their tax preparers or their accountants earlier.
How can this be done? What would motivate the average lazy dude?
Simple.
Get more big-boobed women into the tax preparation business.
This will also attract a good percentage of those guys who do their own taxes. Why do it yourself when a good-looking tax preparer with E-cups or bigger will be happy to do it for you as you watch?
Sometimes the solution to a situation is so simple, I just don’t understand why it’s not obvious.
When I am elected president, I will offer free tax-preparation training and certification to any attractive woman, DD-cups and higher.
And I will throw in a free calculator.
Does anyone have a problem with this?
Customer asks tax preparer Karen Fisher to do his taxes slowly.
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