January 23, 2010 by Elliot James
A girl, a cock, a Spanker.
This nifty man-aid called The Monkey Spanker is actually designed, manufactured and sold in England. The Monkey Spanker people tell us that some guys have their wives or girlfriends use it on them during a blow job session. A few of the male performers in our videos have said they’ve used it to stay stiff between photo shoots.
Our friend Africa Sexxx was happy to lend a hand with the Monkey Spanker. She became an expert with it very quickly. There’s a gripping video of Africa helping out in the eBoobStore and an even longer video plus a photo set on SCORELAND so you can see it in action.
We’ve been able to get some over here in the past. But now we’re down to only 17 Spankers in the warehouse. Customer Service doesn’t know if they’ll be able to import anymore. If there’s a Monkey Spanker supply crisis looming, you may want to be prepared and keep one stashed in your medicine cabinet. Africa not included.
Only 17 Monkey Spankers left in stock (not counting this one).
January 16, 2010 by Elliot James
The original forum on SCORELAND was “Scorecard,” an off-shoot of the “Scorecard” letters section in SCORE magazine. Over the years, “Scorecard” has been an enjoyable treasure trove of suggestions and ideas. Even though we can’t possible fulfill every desire, I really enjoy reading the suggestions and opinions from readers and members, running the range from basic solo poses to tit-fucking and blow jobs. A lot of comments have to do with poses. Everyone has different tastes and personal preferences, and that’s what makes the section so interesting. In this “Scorecard” email, Dale submits three special poses he wants to see. Pose #1 doesn’t seem to have much snap to it, at least to do on a regular basis. I like #2 and #3.
“There are three particular poses I’d like to see in all your shoots,” Dale writes. “I’m a strange dichotomy of a crude S.O.B. and a gentleman who puts beautiful women on a pedestal.
“#1. The view of a woman when she’s sleeping. You know, after the body-slamming ecstasy, when she’s begged you to stop and your balls are drained and you’re both satisfied. She’s lying on her side and your view is her back and ass and legs. She’s asleep, not looking over her shoulder at you. You know, a still-life, like reality.”
Sleepy time for Gianna.
#2. “Close-up shots of a model’s open mouth/face as if she’s waiting to receive your load direct from your spurting rod. ”
"As if she's waiting to receive your load..." writes Dale.
#3. “I know you’re a big-boob site, but, like in real life, when a woman is in doggie, there’s nothing hotter than when she uses both hands to spread her cheeks, inviting you to an irresistible target/targets. Make sure though that she has nice fingernails, real or aftermarket. Nails chewed down below the finger line are a turn-off.”
"Using both hands to spread her asscheeks."
Gianna really was asleep in photo #1, taken during the making of Big-Boob Paradise in The Bahamas a couple of years ago. I couldn’t find the exact kind of shot Dale described with the model’s back to the camera. I can’t even remember seeing that kind of picture. It’s the kind of pose that’s shot specifically by request. The only additions I’d make to Africa’s photo would be for her to stick her tongue out as far as possible and open her eyes. In photo #3, Diane Poppos is probably not spreading as much as Dale would tell her to if he had been the photographer, but I don’t think he would complain about the perfect condition of her nails. Or the rest of Diane’s body. The nylons and high heels add another erotic charge, although I’m sure the fans of bare soles would grouse about the shoes.
I have another “Scorecard” letter about tit-fucking positions, almost as long as a press release from Rod Blagojevich. We’ll save that for another day.
