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Breast o’ the SCORELAND blog: Micky Bells demonstrates the boob goggles effect

March 17, 2024 by Elliot James 13 Comments

You know what beer goggles are. The more you drink, the better someone looks.

Our St. Patrick’s Day Blog is about boob goggles. With boob goggles: The more you drink, the more boobs you see. I will explain with visuals instead of words, using the lovely and ultra-chesty Micky Bells as your cocktail server to demonstrate the boob goggles effect. See Micky at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.

We begin with a beer at 6PM.

6 PM. The boob goggles effect is about to begin.

8 PM.

10 PM.


2 AM. The boob goggle effect is now complete.


Boozing boobs

January 16, 2014 by Elliot James

A German liquor company named G-Spirits sells vodka, rum and whiskey that it pours over a model’s naked tits before bottling.

“The G in our label stands for gentleman,” informs a rep from the company. “To create the perfect taste, we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special woman, one whose characteristics we saw reflected in the liquor. We have a special basin made out of glass. After the liquor is poured over the breasts, it runs directly into the basin. Afterwards, the spirit gets analyzed in a laboratory then it’s bottled. We pay high attention to an hygienic filling process, and medical personnel is present to verify everything is in order.”

A bottle of G-Spirits sells for over $100. That price alone could cause a major hangover.

Shaken not stirred by Alura Jenson.