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The most-unusual location for a jack that I’ve ever heard of

If you're going to jack off in the library, let's hope there's a busty librarian like Alena Snow to jack off to.

I was just going through the comments that members post on SCORELAND when I came across this from a member: “I’m sitting in a library using the Internet and I’m trying to jack off without getting noticed.”

Whoa, buddy! Jacking off in a public library…not a good idea.

Jacking off in your car (or car-jacking)? I’ve heard of that.

Jacking in the stall of a public restroom? I’ve definitely heard of that.

And, according to UrbanDictionary.com, the definition of pocket pool: “To indiscreetly play with your balls and catch a quick jack. Example: While sitting in ms.davis’s class and everybody is staring and she is like, hey what are you doing, and i am like look bitch i am itching my ball for gods sake, would you like to help me out….go to the office, but …..mmmm can i wash my hands first…”

But jacking off in the library? Listen, I’m not even going to ask if that’s legal. I’m sure it isn’t. I hope he was at least playing pocket pool and hadn’t actually whipped it out.

And, please, guys: If you’re going to jack off in your local library, please make sure SCORELAND or any of our other websites are not on the screen when you get caught and banned from the library for life. Or arrested. And don’t jizz on the books!

Anyway, my point is…where was the most unusual place you’ve ever jacked off?

Personally, I highly recommend restricting your J.O. activities to the privacy of your home, private office or a sealed bathroom stall. But, you know, sometimes the feeling hits and you just have to reach down for a feel. Play a round of pocket pool.

Yes, it can be a real mess.