Tag Archive: Alix Lakehurst

It’s not Veterans Day. It’s DDD-Day!

November 14, 2011 by Dave

Regular Blog participant Larry G. complains, “I was disappointed that you guys did not observe Veterans Day here at SCORELAND. There are plenty of SCORE models who are veterans. Like Elaina Gregory and Victoria Lane. Why didnt u honor us by showing some pics of them last Friday the 11th?”

Sorry, Larry. Must’ve been an oversight. Although, in all honesty, thinking about Veterans Day doesn’t give me a hard-on.

However, looking at photos of big-boobed girls in non-regulation military gear does.

So, better late than never, here’s SCORELAND‘s tribute to the military.

Give these ladies the 100 cc salute.

Lisa Lipps sinks ships.

Lisa Lipps sinks ships.

Karina Hart's 34H-cup guns salute.

Karina Hart's 34H-cup guns salute.

Skyie Blew. Stand and deliver.

Skyie Blew. Stand and deliver.

Alix Lakehurst demonstrates military camouflage techniques.

Alix Lakehurst demonstrates military camouflage techniques.

Cherry Brady, making the world a more jackable place.

Cherry Brady, making the world a more jackable place.

Daizie Kellogg. A good private to march behind.

Daizie Kellogg being all that she can be.

June Summers is dedicated to servicing our enlisted men.

June Summers is dedicated to servicing our enlisted men.

Movies tit guys should own

November 10, 2011 by Elliot James
Big Tit Skinny Dip: The reason they call 'em floaters.

Big Tit Skinny Dip: The reason they call 'em floaters.

Do real tits float?

Students have asked their teachers this question for decades.

They sure do. Breasts are 90% fat, and fat floats. But the fun is in proving it. Boob science at its breast.

Big Tit Skinny Dip definitively answers this age-old question with Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, Dors Feline and Terri Jane.

They bob, they bounce, they’re buoyant, they’re bodacious.

Photographed in the Dominican Republic, where huge-boobed girls abound, Big Tit Skinny Dip is the only DVD to pair up English delights Dors and Terri and turn ’em into mammary mermaids.

Too big for one disc!

Too big for one disc!

Full Figured Foxes 2 is a two-disc boobapalooza of supernatural superwomen starring Renee Ross, Dors, Michelle May, Elaina Gregory, Anorei Collins and 10 more blouse-bursting bombshells bouncing their boobs, fingering,  toying and more in hot cum-cam shows for the nature lover who loves big, jigglin’ tits. You don’t see babes like these every day of the week.

Cleavage so deep, you’ll need a search party to get out…although you won’t want to.

Why DVD when the trend is now digital? What are you going to do when your hard drive crashes one day and you lose everything? Believe me, it will happen. DVDs are still the go-to standard, in my book.

Check out the video trailers at eBoobStore.com and order your copies today, quickly and safely. Not available in stores.

Big Girl Strip Club…full of FUCK YES!

October 30, 2010 by Maria
Big girls stripping at the club. That sounds like a good time to me.

Big girls stripping at the club. That sounds like a good time to me.

I just finished watching the skinematic masturbatepiece, Big Girl Strip Club at my desk and I have to give it two very enthusiastic thumbs up.

(Yes, I get to sit at my desk and watch porno at work. This is my job. Be jealous. No, really…be jealous.)

I highly recommend this movie for a few reasons:

  • There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. They are dancing around and ripping their clothes off. It’s entertaining for your eyes, but mostly, for your penis.
  • There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. They fuck and suck a bunch of dudes in the Champagne Room of a strip club. So this movie is based on REALITY.
  • There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. Some of them get fucked in the ass and they like it. We think women should be more into anal. This is proof that some are.
  • There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. Yes. There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie.

The movie stars five thick and juicy ladies; Charlie Cooper, Daniella Gey, Julia Juggs, Sadie Berry and Alix Lakehurst. They dance. They grind on cocks during crazy lapdances. They suck and fuck said cocks. And they manage to makeout with one another and roll around in baby oil, too.

Now, I don’t know about you, but I love the strip club. Everything that goes down at the strip club is full of FUCK YES! It’s like Disney, but for horny people and hey, there ain’t nothing wrong with that!

While we were filming this cockbuster of a film, our resident pervert, eh, editor, Dave, went into the dressing room and chatted up the five stars while they changed in and out of wardrobe and got ready for their scenes. (Just like Dave…always where the naked tits are!) You can check out his video of it below and when you are done, head on over to the eBoobStore and check out a preview of this flick. You will be happy you did.

xoxox

Maria

Busty birthdays this week

February 22, 2010 by Elliot James
This week’s birthday crew were born under the sign of Pisces, the Zodiac’s most sensitive sign (for those who believe in astroboobology). Ashley Juggs was a true web pioneer back in the day. Alena Snow moved back to Norway, her homeland, after living in Texas. Taylor Steele says that because she lives in Toronto, she “has to be bundled up for half the year.” Anna Kay and Kaytee Carter became fast friends at the SCORE building. Lisa Chest originally called herself Lisa Gazombas, a name that seems better suited to a Mafia wife. A guy in England recently emailed asking what Amanda White is doing these days, but we don’t know, either. Chicago’s Alix Lakehurst (Hooter Hospital, Big Tit Rubdown) enjoys interviewing cult movie directors like Fred Olen Ray. SCORE guys Jose and Ace2, walking the floor at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas, spotted Mianna Thomas with Hillary Hooterz arm-in-arm. Now that’s a good thing to happen to a guy on any day.