Boobs bloopers. Candid cleavage. Spontaneous snaps. SCORELAND Girls have a sense of humor, and sometimes our camera crew is there to point the camera in their direction and click the shutter in time when something totally unexpected happens. Melanie Addison liked to play practical jokes on photographers. The great Autumn-Jade was always laughing and joking on the set. Models can do the darndest things.
Now at SCORELAND, Jasmine Shiraz, our resident Jersey Girl, shows how going oily to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy and extremely stiff. What Jasmine Shiraz does so beautifully: A.) Shakes her naturals up and down and side to side with exceptional skill. She could operate an Xbox Kinect with her boobs. B.) Self-sucks and self-licks her nipples with excellent oral talents. C.) Oils herself like a Renaissance artist. I can imagine Jasmine at the New Jersey shore during the summer when she reaches for the bottle of suntan oil.
Natalie Fiore: enough sweatermeat for six so-called super-models.
Every time I see a new photo set or a video of Natalie Fiore, it’s like Thanksgiving. And her breasts just keep growing and growing. I’m in awe of that top-shelf expansion that never seems to end. Nassau, Prague, Grand Bahama Island, Mexico…every SCORE trip she takes, Natalie is bustier. She must need a full-time tailor to fit her. Any takers for the job? Take a number like I did and wait your turn for the interview. I have to throw in that Natalie really knows how to dress to impress. Her choices in tops, and everything else, are perfect. I’d love to do a tight titty-top video with her for SCOREtv one day.
First time XXX vid for Asha Marie @ XLGirls.com
She’s dressed in a tight, low-cut cardigan before the action kicks off, and there’s no better showcase than this kind to display Asha Marie’s sensational trophies today at XLGirls.com. In the video (her first guy-girl XXX) when cam-girl/web designer Asha says, “Put that cock in my tight, little ass,” the video editor should have added a majestic choral music overlay to the audio. “I love my life, and I’m not sure there’s much I want to do that I haven’t done yet but I’m always open to new experiences,” Asha revealed. “I’m happy and I like it when life surprises me. I love sex, especially oral, giving and receiving.”
Two fistfuls of Maserati
Maserati is a fairly recent arrival and someone who had to be in SCORE and V-mag. It’s rack attack time at SCORELAND tomorrow with more bumping and grinding by awesome Maserati in a hardcore special. Sport fucking. It’s the only sport Maserati seems to like. “I am a super girly-girl,” she said. “Playing sports breaks nails!” She sure knows how to put a guy’s nuts in third gear.
Lots of props come in after a Maserati photo set or video. This one by Brad was different than most. He wrote, “It seems kinda weird, but as much as I love seeing Maserati fuck, I’d love to see her in more solo scenes. Obviously, this goddess looks amazing in hardcore, but she’s just so fucking perfect, I want to worship her solo as well!” No worries, Brad. We love solos, too.
And now we come to Amber Bach, who I have always enjoyed seeing in action. Amber is Bach at SCORELAND on Sunday, and she hasn’t changed a bit since she was playing hooky at BigTitHooker.com a few years ago. What’s different in this spankin’ new scene, “Three’s Cum-pany,” is that Amber does her first threesome for SCORE, and it’s a cum-dinger. Hot, nasty and furious, the way a threesome should be. This ain’t the romance hour, and these two dudes are not bringing Amber flowers and chocolate. I have to give Amber 200% props for this one. She’s a real slim ‘n’ stacked steamer, and the way she gets her supple bod into a non-stop series of gym-nasty fucking-and-sucking positions truly impressed me. I didn’t know she was that athletic. I called it a big-boobed ballet of boning. After watching it, I called our DVD producer, E., who I knew was putting together a SCORE threesome DVD for an upcoming catalog, and urged him to add the scene to it.
The idea for this weekend’s SCORELAND video “Breast Shakers” can’t get more basic. Have girls stand against a wall, and jiggle and shake their hooters. That’s it. But it’s something no card-carrying tit-man could tire of. Because the old-fashioned ways are often still the best. In this video, the breast shakers are Sophie Mae, Sensual Jane and Alexa, a German model. The clip ends with a breast-bounce battle between Amber Bach and June Summers.
Amber Bach will be smoking a sausage before long.
In a second SCORE Theater vid this week, Florida wifey and porn star Amber Bach needs something to do to keep busy. She’s kinda restless and needs to blow off some steam. Let’s try to guess what that’s gonna be. I like Amber because she combines a woman-next-door look with a porny-horny sluttiness and a fit body. There’s not a lot like her. This vid’s shot in XXX P.O.V. or as some French film critics call it, “you-da-man.”
Rounding off the weekend is super-slim n’ stacked Lillian Faye showercizing and toying. Lillian’s basically all tits and also has that next-door look about her. Someone you’d see in a supermarket or out walking her dog.
God bless big-boobed women who strut their stuff for us. Don’t take them for granted. That’s all I gotta say.
After a brief flurry in front of the cameras, the great Dawn Phoenix didn’t come back like her namesake. Dawn later popped up in 2002 on the TV dating show Shipmates, of all things. The date didn’t go so good through no fault of Dawn’s. Bea Summer of Germany never fulfilled her real modeling potential but at least she made a few SCORE appearances. Amber Bach enjoys the Florida lifestyle: bicycling, watching sports, sunning, hiking, going to the beach, swimming and lots of hot sex. Mimi Miyagi was a Republican candidate for governor of Nevada in 2006. Her slogan was “For the bare and honest truth.” She should have won. I know she’d have done a better job. The only SCORE model born on the 4th of July, Saholy was born on the island republic of Madagascar off the coast of Africa. Letha Weapons will always be known as one of the mega-boobed world’s greatest porn stars. She now lives in San Francisco where Dave left his heart. Romina Lopez was born in Paraguay and her 2004 discovery in Asuncion sparked off a wave of South American discoveries including Cynthia Romero, Paola Rios, and a dozen more V-Girls.
