It may be spring break around the USA with college students having wild sex and downing hot sauce and vodka shots, but there is no frivolous break at SCORE headquarters, where dedicated men and women work tirelessly to bring the world the best and hottest in big boobs. This is our goal, to which we attach the highest importance. You won’t find SCORE editors diving out of a motel window into a swimming pool below. It’s our mission to let the world know that posing naked can do wonders for a girl’s self-confidence and self-esteem. Today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, enjoy the scenic splendor of girl-next-door newcomer Carrie Ashton in not one but two photo sets and a video, plus a full-length interview.
This is Carrie’s first time and she really impressed everyone here. “An ex-boyfriend of mine buys a lot of your videos and at the end of one there was this commercial [BeAScoreModel.com] to be a SCORE model, and he saw it and convinced me to come and model for you guys. I thought, hey, I can do that, and here I am,” Carrie said. And we’re glad she did. Yet another SCORE Guy who could have selfishly hid Carrie for himself has thought first of his fellow boob brothers. We give thanks to Carrie and her ex.
Carrie Ashton.
On Sunday, the big-titted super-MILF from the movie My Wife, Your Meat and the woman who taught Christy Marks the ins-n-outs of anal sex gets it on in another pulse-pounding encounter worshiping the pole. We’re talking the one and only Holly Halston, Florida’s finest soccer mom, a stacked lady who makes the desperate housewives look anorexic. Just turn her loose and step back a safe distance because no one gets dirtier and sluttier than Holly. This vid starts off at the beach and moves indoors for the butt-spreading action. Because sand is not fun.
Part of the SCORELAND Loyalty program (members get a free site for every month of membership after the first month), BustyKerryMarie.com has just been redesigned (and so has LinseysWorld.com). All of Kerry’s videos now stream, so there’s no more waiting for a video to download, and there have been other technical improvements such as mobile-ready videos and hands-free slide shows. Kerry’s still one of the best I’ve ever seen on video. She’s especially great at sexy talk, which to me is very important in solo videos. I’ve been a fan of hers since she first started in 1998. Few models have captured the essence of voluptuosity like Kerry. To this day, there’s still confusion about her background, mostly on the Internet. “I get accused of being anything from Spanish to Indian to everything, so some people don’t believe that I am English,” she told us back in 2001. “But I am English, just a little bit Greek.” Happy Easter, Kerry.
“Watching you get your titties fucked is a lot of fun,” says a smiling SCORELAND Model of the Decade Christy Marks to Janet Jade as they approach their handiwork. This weekend on Saturday, March 6, Christy and Janet provide hand and tit-relief in a March ’10 Voluptuous pictorial and in a matching 19 minute video. If there’s anything better than one huge-chested girl yanking your boner, it’s two of them. They don’t come any more luscious than these two dream-dolls, Christy and Janet.
Of course, on one level, I’m as jealous of this bastard as you are but the good part is that this video and the photos were shot in “this-is-your-wood” POV instead of his stinking face looking at the camera. From day one, the moment they walked through the gates of these hallowed halls of honkers, I’ve always thought of Christy and Janet as girlfriend material. I’ve never been a fan of Hollywood porn stars and I’m happy these two never considering going that route, perish the thought. They start off in hot, sexy girl-next-door clothes, then strip down to their skimpy panties, play with each others tits and nipples, and pour oil on their topless hooters before the jacking and boobie-bonking commences. The girls purr and murmur in jack-chat throughout in a very natural manner and that added a sonic eroticism that’s really soothing.
Janet Jade, Christy Marks and one very lucky guy.
Then on Sunday, March 7, new arrival Jayden Prescott does her first XXX video. I’ve worked for SCORE since 1993 but I still find her back-story really interesting. Most models start off with solos, then work up to old Doc Johnson. Then maybe one out of 50 might do a guy-girl scene later on. Husbands and boyfriends have made videos with SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in the past but it’s rare that a SCORE reader lets his wife make a video with a total stranger. It’s a pretty extraordinary event we have here.
You may know from two previous Blogs (one, two) that Jayden had never modeled before. Had never danced nude in a club. But they read every issue cover-to-cover and they buy the DVDs. They know a lot about SCORE‘s history. They’re fans. “I’ve got the greatest husband, letting me do SCORE while he’s home,” Jayden told us. “He didn’t even mind that I’m going to have sex. In fact, he encouraged me to do it. The thing that attracted me to my husband was how consistent he was. He’s a down-to-Earth guy. Never pushy. Never judgmental. He kinda lets me do my own thing. That’s the best part. He lets me be here, and he’s at home working. He’s been reading the magazines since 1993. Pretty much since the beginning. My husband was the second guy I’ve had sex with. The guy I’m with today will be the third guy I’ve ever fucked.” Holy Gadzookas, Boob Man. So here’s a guy who can now say that he has his own SCORE magazine model (the April ’10 edition) at home! Jayden’s deep-throat and anal talents are right up there. This is one lucky reader. Thanks, Jayden Prescott!
Jayden Prescott eye-bangs her partner before they get it on.
If you were flying to Nassau, the Bahamas recently, you might have ended up sitting next to Annina.
You never know who you’re going to end up sitting next to on a plane. Could be a big, smelly guy who hogs up half your seat. Could be an old lady who considers the upcoming two-hour flight the perfect opportunity to show perfect strangers pictures of her, say, 43 grandchildren. Could be a hot chick. Could be a hot chick who’s wearing a cleavage-revealing shirt. Talk about in-flight entertainment!
Could be a hot chick in a cleavage-revealing shirt who’s going to have anal sex in front of the camera just hours after this plane lands in Nassau, the Bahamas.
Now, your odds of sitting next to the smelly guy are about even money. Your odds of sitting next to Grandma are about one in five. Your odds of sitting next to the big-tit anal chick? Just about zero.
But it happens. It happened. Don’t you wish it could’ve been you?
I thought about this while checking out Annina’s anal fuck scene on SCORELAND recently. The back story behind the video goes like this: Annina is German. United States law 2257 prohibits U.S. companies from photographing a foreign model in the United States (the actual law is that we can’t accept a foreign passport for identification purposes). So, when Annina consented to fuck on camera for us, we had to fly her into the United States, then to the Bahamas.
And that’s why some lucky guy was sitting next to Annina on a flight to Nassau.
Ya gotta wonder how that conversation might have gone.
“Hi, I’m Hal.”
“I’m Annina. Nice to meet you.”
“Going to Nassau on vacation?” Hal asks while trying to maintain eye-contact with Annina.
“No. I’m gonna get ass-fucked for SCORELAND.”
Admit it: Even if the conversation didn’t go quite that way, you dream about sitting next to a big-titted porn star on a plane. You wonder how the conversation would go. You wonder if she’d invite you back to the lavatory for a quickie.
I don’t know why it gets me hard to know that Annina was on that plane, wearing very revealing clothing, flying to Nassau to get ass-fucked. But it does. How about you?
So I’m reviewing a 40Something video yesterday, and this 42-year-old MILF named Chloe (no, not that Chloe, SCORE Men) is upside down getting her ass piledriven, and she’s moaning, “Oh, I want your cum! Give me your cum! I want your sticky cum all over my body!” and that’s when it hit me: When a chick says, “I want your cum,” she’s not really saying, “I want your cum.” She’s saying, “I’m done. Cum already.”
Of course, in the video I was watching, the MILF was trying to be dirty and nasty. She was being porny. But in real life, if you’re fucking a chick, and it’s been going on for a while, and she has already cum once or a few times, when she moans in your ear, so sweetly, “Oh, honey, I want your cum,” she’s really saying, “Would you please cum already? I’m finished. It’s time to move on to the next activity.” Probably cuddling. She’s not been a cum slut. She’s being polite.
For some reason, this reminds me of Helen Thomas, the former White House correspondent for United Press International. As the senior correspondent, she had the duty of ending Presidential press conferences by standing up and saying, “Thank you, Mr. President.” And that meant the press conference was over. Of course, Thomas wasn’t really thanking the President. That was her nice way of saying, “This is going on too long. The questions are getting stupid. You’re not answering them, anyway. Let’s end this.”
I asked some of the women in the office about this “I want your cum” thing and they all laughed, then agreed. All except Maria, who disagreed. I have no comment about that.
This is a boob blog, and I usually don’t tell you about mature babes, but…
Joanna Storm, a mega-porn star in the 1980s, used to have tiny tits. Now she has full, round DD-cups.
And in what has to rank as one of the biggest (and unlikeliest) porn stories of the year, Joanna is making a comeback at age 50. Yep, she pulled her fuck shoes out of storage and is once again sucking dick on camera at an age when a lot of 50somethings…well, let’s be honest, these days, a lot of 50somethings are discovering their sexuality and sucking dick on camera. But a girl fucking on camera in her 20s, then taking 20 years off, then coming back when she’s 50? Pretty unusual.
Oh, and she’s doing her first anal scene, too. Yeah, I know. It’s about time she grew up.
See Joanna this week at 50PlusMILFs.com. By the way, if the camera seems a bit shaky in this interview clip, well, I got a bit nervous thinking about that cock going in Joanna’s ass.
