I need my boob fix every morning like the juggy junkie I am, so the first thing I do is check the upcoming website postings. SCORELAND is chest incredible.
As the flood of nipples hit my peepers this AM like an adrenaline rush at the end of a 5K run, I realized that boobs rule the world. I see boobs everywhere. They’re always watching me.
The headlights of cars.
The two eggs in my frying pan.
The last two melons in the fruit section of the supermarket.
The two side-by-side nuclear reactors at the Turkey Point power plant.
Those last two cupcakes in the SCORE kitchen.
Big boobs rule the universe.
That brings me to several girls at SCORELAND, SCOREVideos and XLGirls this week that make me smile and lose my heavy load.
Tits-and-ass winner Angel Gee and her naughty-girl red telephone.
Young-and-stacked Beverly Paige with her wide, sleepy eyes and even wider, dreamy areolae.
Maserati: built better than anything an Italian designer could dream up.
Nikki Armand: a newcomer debuting with a bang at XLGirls.com.
Good girl Kelly Christiansen being a bad girl at SCOREVideos.
Yes, big boobs rule the universe.
And that’s good because boobs make me smile.
Well, it’s another erection year. VOTE for your favorite SCORE and Voluptuous models if you haven’t mailed in your magazine ballots. Who will win Newcomer? Who will Model of the Year? Good luck to all the contestants! The voting platform is now LIVE for members on the member home page of SCORELAND. It’s at the top left corner of your screen. You have some very difficult decisions to make so we don’t envy you.
Venera’s stackitude is mindboggling. How can anyone so slim be so naturally busty? And yet, seeing is believing. I pondered the same question in 2005 when Merilyn Sakova exploded onto the scene. I realize there’s no definitive answer. It’s a miracle of nature in how body mass is distributed, and that’s the only answer I can come up with. And I’m grateful for this phenomenon. And to Venera for showing us what nature has bestowed upon her.
Venera’s debut in the December ’11 SCORE, now being stacked on newsstand racks all over the world, will have the same impact. There will be lots of rack studying going on in numerous countries from the States to Sweden to Australia.
Also starring in this edition: Maserati; Michelle Bond and Eden Mor; Angel Gee; Valory Irene; Brooke Tyler; Kaytee Carter; Kelly Christiansen & Karen Fisher XXX; and a DVD preview of Big Tit A-List 2.
Pick up a copy at your local store or get it with a few clicks at eBoobStore.com.
Either way, don’t miss it.
And get to know Venera on DVD. Available now and only from SCORE, Venera’s Busty Debut, filmed in Jamaica, is the first DVD to showcase the slim-n-stacked hottie. See the trailer at eBoobStore.com.
During Boob Cruise 2000 in April of that year, Casey James, Maxi Mounds and Minka were nicknamed The Tit-ans. People used to trail our ship in small boats to see these three on deck and on the beach. I never saw anything like it.
In 2001, SCORE brought this trio, plus Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage, to Florida for a movie called Mega-Boob Olympics. The DVD became one of our biggest hits and continues to sell very well. I’ve seen the DVD in dozens of stores. There’s something about girls stacked like Otis Sweat models brought to life that exerts an hypnotic power on lots of breast-men. Super-sized tits may not be for every man but for a very sizable group, they are.
The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons
This week, the eBoobStore releases the DVD The Tit-ans, a solo compilation of 16 super-juggy SCORE babes spanning the past 10 years. There’s oiling, creaming, tight tops, bras, swimsuits and costumes, wet T-shirts, toy fucking and sucking, JO encouragement and more by the greats, both longtime faves and newbies such as Angel Gee, Angelique, Melonie Charm, Kayla Kleevage, Casey, Maxi and the newest fantasy super-titter to bust out into the world, Germany’s Beshine in her only DVD to date.
Boobs beyond belief. The Tit-ans have ’em. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.
A big Happy Birthday shout-out today to Dors Feline (Full Figured Foxes) and Exotica March 23. Also to Angel Gee on Friday (Boob Science), Sierra on March 29 (Bosom Buddies #4) and Rebecca Love on March 30 (U Bang ‘Em) and Brittany O’Neil (Tit Attack). They keep the world jackin’!
If I owned a sports bar or a Hooters-type hangout, I’d absolutely hire Angel Gee as a waitress. On second thought, I’d hire Angel Gee as the head manager. No, I’d hire Angel Gee and make her a partner. Hey, I’d just give Angel the deed and the keys to the place. I mean, look at the body on this girl. Today’s pictorial of Angel matches the Sports Bar video in SCORE Theater. I like what she’s wearing better than any Hooter’s uniform. Of course, the wings go by the wayside, the clothes come off and the breasts come out. Because this is Angel Gee and Angel Gee loves tits, especially her own set. She dresses hot. A lot. Why not? “I love heels! I think I was born in them. I even walk around the house in them. My slippers have heels. It’s so sexy for me. I just like to be sexy and dress up, and I love to dress down.” What happens when she goes out for a meal? Angel says, “Male waiters and bartenders tend to get really nervous. I’ll talk to them and try to make them feel comfortable, but you can tell they want to stare at my boobs the whole time. I just laugh because it’s amusing to me. But I like that they love my boobs.” Angel Gee, putting the hot in hot sauce only inside SCORELAND. She’ll French-fry your brain.
Tits the season for giving and who’s a better recipient for Xmas loot than you? Can you think of a better time to reward yourself with boobs and booty?
February '11
Treat yourself to February ’11 SCORE, February ’11 Voluptuous and XL Girls (SCORE Special 207), now at your friendly, neighborhood mag store. SCORE stars Valory Irene, Chica, Alana Anderson, Angel Gee, Stephanie Stalls, Kitana Flores and Arianna Sinn.
February '11
Voluptuous stars Ashley Sage, Sophie Mae, Virginia Simms, Miosotis, April McKenzie, Skyie Blew, Lexi Summers and Valory Irene.
XL Girls
XL Girls stars covergirl Analee Sands, Anna Kay, Julia Juggs, Kendra Grace, Daniella Grey, Kristina Milan, Charlie Cooper and Bailey Santanna. They put the rack in magazine rack.
The best specialty men’s mags on the planet. No one even comes close anymore. They gave up a while ago.
Not sold in stores, SCORE Xtra 13 and Busty Cock Worshippers 2 are a few of the latest must-own DVDs this holiday season available from the SCORE Store. There’s lots more to choose from. You owe it to yourself. Don’t feel like going anywhere? Call 1-800-421-0760 to order or log into eBoobStore.com.
Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?
The January ’11 issue of SCORE isn’t officially scheduled to go on sale until November 2, but apparently, the issue has already found its way into several readers’ hands. That’s not surprising. Our subscriber fulfillment department mails out issues as soon as they get them, and many retailers don’t wait until the official on-sale date to put the latest mag on the racks (which is why you sometimes see more than one issue of SCORE or Voluptuous for sale at the same time).
Anyway, the reason I know the January ’11 issue is on-sale is that it’s our annual awards issue, and votes for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, 2010 Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame are already starting to pour in. Voting will start in the members area of SCORELAND sometime in mid-November.
So, since the proverbial cat is already out of the proverbial bag, here are the finalists in each category.
Newcomer of the Year: Alexa, Angelina Castro, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Christiansen, Miosotis, Shione Cooper and Taylor Steele.
Model of the Year: Angel Gee, Annina, Ashley Sage Ellison, Christy Marks, Daphne Rosen, Daylene Rio, Eva Notty, Indianna Jaymes, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Maggie Green, Merilyn Sakova, Minka, Morgan Leigh and Natalie Fiore.
Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Autumn-Jade, Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Diane Poppos, Inesse, Julia Miles and Nicole Peters.
FYI, a model must have appeared in SCORE during the 2010 publishing year to be eligible for the Newcomer and Model awards. A model must have retired to be eligible for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So, yes, that’s the bad news regarding Nicole Peters and Crystal Gunns.
One more FYI: Eagle-eyed boob men will realize that Angelina Castro debuted in 2009 and is somehow eligible for 2010 Newcomer of the Year. That’s because the difference between Angelina now (super-sized) and Angelina then is so drastic, by all intents and purposes, she’s a newcomer.
There’s a ton of hardcore in the December 2010 “Good Girls Gone Bad” issue of SCORE, which is currently going live on SCORELAND. Angel Gee, Annina, Eva Notty and Christy Marks all fuck. Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Melissa Mandlikova and Kristy Klenot get tit-fucked. Alexa gets tit-fucked and sucks cock. There has never, ever been an issue of SCORE that’s so XXX-centric, never an issue with so much hardcore.
But with all the pictures of Annina getting ass-fucked and Christy taking on two cocks and Janet Jade getting a load of jizz on her magnificent rack (and so on and so on), the pictorial in the issue that might surprise you the most is the only one in which the girl DOESN’T fuck.
I mean, Maggie Green: a little over a year ago, she wasn’t even showing her pussy. She was your typical girl-next-door who just happened to enjoy showing off her big, beautiful, natural tits on the Internet. And then…she showed her pussy. And then…she got strap-on fucked by Daphne Rosen in Boob Science. And now, today at SCORELAND, this…
I mean, I’m speechless. And I don’t even have a ball-gag in my mouth.
There’s nothing I don’t love. But let me count some of the ways anyway.
Big tits come with blondes, brunettes and redheads. They come with white skin, brown skin, black skin and all the others hues and colors nature can mix. They stick straight out or hang down low.
They pancake, they dangle and they jut. They’re soft, juicy and made to be squeezed and kissed and anything else you can think of.
And this weekend, we have another fine selection of happy boobs to energize all of us for the week ahead.
Angel waitresses in a very unusual sports bar this weekend.
On August 27, Chica debuted in a XXX video on SCOREVideos.com. This weekend, Chica makes her SCORELAND debut in a second XXX video and photo set, “Busty Island Girl Chica.” I remember the first wave of Dominican girls in 2004 before Miosotis, Kristina Milan, Vanessa Del and Chica. Yanine Diaz was the first. Then there was Melanie, Thalia and a bunch more, all hot mods, even though they didn’t do the horizontal salsa. But this recent wave is The NeXXXtGeneration, a much more uninhibited group. I love Chica’s tiny, slim, topheavy (32DDD) body and her pretty face. Watching her SCOREVideos.com vid, I was also enjoying Chica’s lust energy and cock-enthusiasm.
Angel Gee is back, this time as a sexy, ultra-stacked waitress in SCORELAND‘s second video, “Welcome To Angel Gee’s Sports Bar.” Even though there’s a Hooter’s two blocks away from the SCORE building, we never go there. The girls are pretty, but they never measure up to our stacked standards. So when high-spirited Angel was visiting, we asked her to recreate a SCORE version of a beer-and-wings joint, and she fulfilled our highest expectations. I’m not much for chicken wings myself. Breasts are better. Especially Angel’s.
Your hands here.
It's Tits & Tugs time with Ms. Jade.
Then there’s Janet Jade doing a never-before-seen Tits & Tugs in a motel room. Now that’s pure hooter heaven. I also loved how she dressed in hooker clothes in the opening shots when she meets Mr. Penis and teases him first her gorgeous bod before she gets hands-on. This Monday is Janet’s birthday. Happy birthday, Janet, from your friends at SCORE. Have a fun one.
Now at your local newsstand, magazine store, adult superstore, barber shop and dentists waiting office, the action-packed December ’10 SCORE. There are two Karina Harts on the cover, one dressed like a coed, the other decked out as a temptress. Why? Because this is the “Good Girl/Bad Girl” special edition.
Inside, you’ll find Karina, Janet Jade, Annina, Melissa Mandlikova, Kristy Klenot, Eva Notty, Angel Gee, Maggie Green (in bondage, a first in SCORE), Alexa, Christy Marks and many more. The “Boob Beat” column looks at really bad girls Puma Swede, Brandy Talore and Kianna Dior.
Odds are Angelina will have a stiff one on her birthday today.
What makes a Good Girl? What makes a Bad Girl? Can a Good Girl do bad things and remain good? Can a Bad Girl become good? Can a girl be both good and bad at the same time? Is it like good cop/bad cop? What do they want to be the most, good or bad? This issue tackles this situation head-on! Some things are not always understood, and maybe it’s better that way. Filled with XXX, and that’s not so bad.
A freemium DVD starring Danielle Derek, Alexia Moore, Kitty Lynxxx, Charlee Chase, Holly Halston and Rebecca Love in femme-fucking action is included in the Bonus editions. If your favorite store doesn’t carry SCORE, let us know.
On this day, SCORE would like to give a shout-out to Angelina Castro ’cause she’s a birthday baby. Angelina may be born on Labor Day, but it’s not a job of work to overload your eyes on her. You don’t need to see a blinking neon sign to know that she’s a true Bad Girl, bad to the bone(r). Happy birthday, Angelina.
