There are some things that just belong together. Things that jive in perfect harmony, like peanut butter and jelly. Like Abbott and Costello. Like boners and lotion. These things just make sense. They are better together than apart, and that’s that. And if you ask me, the best of all things combined, the ULTIMATE pairing is Ass and Titties.
How can you go wrong with that duo?
I like tits as much as the next person, but I am very vocal about my love of ass. I think asses are awesome. (I am the editor of BootyLicious magazine for a reason!) They jiggle in such a friendly way. They take a pounding and they bounce back. And no matter how hot a chick is, if she is packing a little junk in her trunk, her fuck stock goes up. At least in my humble opinion.
That’s why when a chick is stacked up top and has lots of bounce on the bottom, I think she needs to be praised. High-fived, even. Because T&A is just so good. And think of the possibilities! Titty-fucking and using her ass crack to jack your dick! A girl with ass AND titties is a commodity!
I mean, am I wrong? What lady-lover wouldn’t want a woman with curves from top to bottom?
xoxo
Maria
Daphne Rosen’s pale orbs are the stuff of jack dreams.
Danesha’s mocha bosom is nice and full.
Asian wonder Ava is packing a rack that is, indeed, divine.
Latina temptress Angelina Castro has some nice caramel cans!
You saw Angelina Castro having a great chat with Dave and showing her new 36G-cups in a three-part BLOG video on July 9, 10 and 11. On Day 3, Angelina asked the all-important question, “Why do we have to wear clothes?” Catching Dave at a loss for words, Angelina’s contention was that people shouldn’t wear clothing and should be naked. She was adamant about this. At that point, the studio called Angelina for a shoot, so she and Dave couldn’t continue the discussion. Which leads me to throw in my two boobs’ worth. If everyone was naked with their parts swinging around–not recommended for heavy machinery operators, fry-cooks and carpenters–there would be no tease. No anticipation. No expectation. No warm-up. At naturist resorts, the constant nudity desexualizes the body (that’s the goal), so only the new guys are sprouting wood. If everyone was naked all the time, would we be bored? Would we yawn at the sight of Angelina’s 44 inches of hooter heaven?
That brings me to Angelina’s new video made that week and posting tomorrow on SCORELAND, “Huge Tits & A String Bikini.” This is my favorite kind of XXX vid, shot point-of-view. No man face and no man talk. Angelina does all the talking in her sexy Cuban-American accent. She dresses her spectacular body in tiny bikinis before she blows his pants off, then vaults his pole. So there’s a nice chunk of garment-wearing tease before “surf’s up.” It’s a bonanza of horny talk, boob-banging, throaty blow jobs and hard pounding. Boy, does she love the cock! If Angelina was your steady, you’d definitely need to up your daily dosage of lecithin and zinc. Viva Latinas!
Having super-sized her rack, Latina hottie Angelina Castro talks about her butt and then points out that tits are more important than butts in Part 3 of this video interview shot in the SCORE Studio. Angelina thinks people shouldn’t have to wear clothes. I think that if people were naked all the time, porn wouldn’t be nearly as exciting. Of course, Angelina is giving us the female point of view. I like to see a busty girl wear a tight top, like Angelina does here, then show us her tits. Much more exciting. Maybe not as exciting as watching Angelina deep-throating Juan Largo’s cock and getting fucked at SCOREVideos.com, but exciting nonetheless.
Anyway, to sum up what we have learned in this three-part interview:
1. Angelina’s tits are much bigger than they were before, and she is now officially a SCORE Girl.
2. Even though Angelina talks a mile a minute, most of us would still put up with that for the chance to fuck her. I mean, really, sometimes you gotta make sacrifices.
3. Latinas are incredibly hot and think about sex all the time.
4. Women can be very creative when they’re in need of a masturbatory tool.
In Part 2 of this very long, very impromptu Blog video, Angelina shows us what she’s wearing, warns women everywhere that she’s going to steal their men and talks about her life as a hostess on Spanish-speaking TV. This is something we have to see very soon. Meanwhile, we’ll content ourselves with this very hot hardcore video of Angelina and her new tits fucking and sucking at SCOREVideos.com. The star of Busty Slut Expo sucks cock deep and takes a big cock deep in her shaved pussy. Which just goes to show you that the more things change, the more they say the same.
In Chapter Five of Mamazon The Movie on SCORELAND, the hapless jungle raiders find themselves in deep poop. This poor boob is slated to be part of a Mamazon sex ritual that officially initiates Shyla Shy into the tribe. After swigging a mind-numbing brew cooked up by resident witch doctor Daylene Rio that turns him into a sex-zombie, the anal-loving Queen Alexis and Shyla help themselves to his cock. Meanwhile, James has bolted the village with Daylene in hot pursuit, a big spear in her hand. Some days it doesn’t pay to get out of bed…
Mamazons want action.
Daylene Rio: aqua-maid.
I’m happy to say that besides Mamazon, it’s also a Natalie Fiore weekend, with a SCORE pictorial today and her matching video, How To Stiffen Nipples, this Sunday. I hadn’t seen the video until the other day, just the photo set, and when I saw the finished video, I nearly fell out of my chair. (It’s a good thing it comes with a seat belt for moments like this.) Natalie looks ready to explode out of her bra when the video opens. Women always look bustier on video than in photos for technical reasons and the boob-shelf that this bra created still has me punchy. Natalie could serve breakfast on it. Of course, I was aching for her to remove it too. Natalie is great as usual in this video and I love how she chats. Sexy chit-chat adds a very important dimension to a solo video; vital, in my opinion. She’s one of the very best at eargasmic talents.
Dave has posted a great three-part BLOG this weekend about Angelina Castro so don’t miss all three days. Angelina’s new XXX video will be posting soon on SCORELAND.
I’ve always said that Spanish-speaking television is better than English-speaking television in the United States. On English-speaking television, you might get occasional glimpses of cleavage. On Spanish-speaking TV, it’s all-cleavage, all-G-strings, all-legs all the time! Those Latina TV hostesses have absolutely no qualms about showing off just about every inch of their bodies on broadcast TV. Remember busty, bootylicious Iris Chacon? These days, there’s a whole slew of girls, younger and older, who are following Ms. Chacon’s horny, exhibitionist lead.
Angelina Castro is one of them, but she’s one of the few Latina TV hostesses who doesn’t just tease. She delivers. You can see her fucking in the DVD Busty Slut Expo (she really is a busty slut). And now you can see her with her super-sized chest (and using it to get a cock hard and ready for her mouth and pussy) in a new video at SCOREVideos.com. Yes, Angelina, who had been a DDD-cupper, is now a G-cupper and a full-fledged SCORE Girl. Her ass seems to have gotten bigger, too, although maybe that’s just a very fortunate optical illusion.
Anyway, it’s not surprising that this saucy Cuban is a TV hostess because she definitely knows how to talk. I was actually having a regular conversation with Angelina when she started going off a mile-a-minute and I realized, “Hey, maybe this would be a good time to pick up the Blog camera.” So I did. Turned out that Angelina had so much to say, we had to chop this Blog video into three parts. So, Part 1 today, Part 2 tomorrow, Part 3 Sunday. Watch it. Then head over to SCOREVideos.com and jack to Angelina’s new and improved rack!
This is the question that Angelina Castro wants to answer in a new SCORELAND pictorial and video, “Are Latin Girls Hotter Fucks?” showing today in SCORE Theater. Many would say yes, including our esteemed editor of Voluptuous and BootyLicious magazines. As you know, we’re based in South Florida, which is teeming with the hottest Latina babes. Cuban-American Angelina Castro (March ’09, July ’09 SCORE) is one of those body-beautiful stars, always dressed to kill in tight tops, push-up bras, tight dresses, short-shorts, the highest heels and no panties. In the opener of Angelina’s second XXX video, she models a skintight dress, bra-less and panty-less. SCORE Man enters to interview her, and he’s as impressed by her tush as he is by her tits. Sex happens!
So I’m at lunch today, and I see this Latina chick, 30something and stacked, wearing tight jeans, fuck-me pumps and a hideous tube top. She has that “grinding my pussy against your cock” way of walking that makes my balls ache. At first I think she’s braless, but then I look closer. She’s wearing a bra, but one of those bras with clear, plastic bra straps. I don’t think bras come that way. I think they’re an add-on.
Comment 1: Tube tops suck. They flatten tits and should be burned. This chick probably went out that morning thinking she was flaunting her tits, but she wasn’t. Yeah, there was cleavage, but not as much as there would have been had she worn a top with straps.
Comment 2: Clear plastic bra straps suck. They look cold, rigid. Regular bra straps look soft, warm, cuddly. Is there anyone out there (men and lezzies only) who likes clear, plastic bra straps?
Or am I just thinking about this a little too much?
Angelina Castro makes the case for tube tops. Could I be wrong about this?
Hmmm…a tube top looks damn good on Harmony Bliss, too.
And on Denise. But the normal rules of clothing don’t apply to SCORE Girls.
