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Birthday bliss, plus big-boob debates that never get old

December 8, 2011 by Elliot James

Big birthday shout-outs to Toppsy Curvey (Dec. 9), Kerry Marie (Dec. 9), TracI Topps (Dec. 10),  Casey Cleavage (Dec. 12), Angelina Vallem (Dec 12), Kitty Lynxxx (Dec. 12), Becky Sunshine (Dec. 12), Kellei G. (Dec. 12), Bella Blaze (Dec 13) and Carrie Ashton (Dec. 14). They proved that the earth was not flat.

I was reviewing several older “Scorecard” pages, and when I got to 2002, I found this group of letters that shows no matter the year, some topics have no expiration dates. I’m sure that in 10 years from today, the same issues will be brought up. Some subjects seem to be eternal, and I enjoy reading the different opinions about them.

“As far as I’m concerned, I would rather see all your models without clothing of any kind. Anything that covers up a model’s assets is boring and does not promote the model in any way. I don’t care if other readers think it is ‘sexy’ or not. As I have said, if readers are into models with clothing, they can check out Victoria Secrets or Fredericks of Hollywood or the Sears catalog if they are that hard up. Sears will provide all their needs in the bra and panties section. Please! As for Crystal Gunns seducing me in a tight top, no thanks! She came into this world without a stitch on, and that’s exactly how I want to see her! Why men want to see women back in clothing is beyond me, especially on an Internet site. I mean, it took how long to get them out of clothing? How long did we have to wait for hardcore, then I suppose somebody is going to suggest doing away with that? Let’s go forward, not backwards in our thinking!”-R.D.K.

“I would like to see models posing in more lingerie and sexy clothing like short skirts with hose and garters and cleavage revealing tops. I say that lingerie is incredibly sexy and allows more imagination. Please consider my proposal and keep up the good work!”-Van.

“I have to voice off on recent comments about SCORE models wearing clothing. I enjoyed Kristy’s pictures because of the dress. I like the idea of these busty models wearing tight-fitting clothing and slowly disrobing. Your strip sets are the best! It’s quite titillating to see a woman in provocative, sexy clothing before seeing pink.”-A.G.

“Take a look at photos 11-14 in the set of Ines Cudna [SCORE Studio Gallery 50]. What is missing? Look closely…she is not wearing any shoes! Can you look at that and honestly tell me the shots would’ve been better had you placed a pair of those ridiculous pumps you make the women wear? She looks so sexy and fuckable! The shoes would’ve distracted from the shot as they do in all of the sets in poses like that. Sure, the legs look better in the shoes when they are standing but not lying down or on all fours or on their stomach like Ines is doing. I subscribe to BustyKerryMarie as well, and she also has beautiful feet. Yet every single picture has her wearing some kind of slip-on shoe, even on her back in a bed or on a couch. They distract from the rest of her and need to go. I’m not a foot fetishist, but I love a nice pair of them. I’m suggesting use the shoes for the standing shots, but lose them when lying or doggy-style shots.  Bad enough you apply so much makeup to these women that many would be unrecognizable on the street, but a naked body with just shoes on? It is so unrealistic! Yes, I have had my women prance around a little in heels and nothing else, but when it’s time to hit the bed or couch or kitchen table or wherever, the shoes come off! There is the tendency lately in porn and mags to ‘glam up’ the models with a ton of makeup. Personally, a little more natural look is much more desirable.”–M.G.

“Just read a letter from a guy who’s anti-heels. He’s entitled to his opinion, but, personally, I look at it as an escape from reality and that often involves seeing these fantasy ladies decked out in heels, hose and all manner of trashy lingerie. I’ve always believed that such apparel serves to enhance and accentuate a model’s natural assets. High heels in particular cause a woman’s ass to jut out all the more and who doesn’t love the sight of tits straining against or busting out of tight, sexy tops? I have a particular thing for shoes so I hope you’ll continue to feature them heavily, not that I think you ever wouldn’t.”-K.S.

Lesbians…It’s what’s for dinner!

August 3, 2010 by Maria
Annie Swanson and Ana makeout and then strap up for some friendly fucking!

Annie Swanson and Ana make out and then strap up for some friendly fucking!

There are two things that I could have a healthy helping of at any time and always have an appetite for: ice cream and lesbians.

And believe you me, just like little kids freak out for ice cream, I freak for hot dykes and lipstick lovelies.

Lesbians can do no wrong.

Mia Starr and Harmony Bliss are nipple nymphos and we likey!

Mia Starr and Harmony Bliss are nipple nymphos, and we likey!

I cannot describe exactly what it is about two women going at it that does it for me. It’s, like, a combination of things. For starters, I like watching women kiss. When men kiss women, it’s hot and more…brutal? It’s harder and aggressive. But when two women kiss, it’s softer and sexy. They don’t devour each other. They take small tastes of each others’ mouths, and I find that mother’effin HOT. It gets me goin’…knowwhaddamean? And I like watching chicks explore and touch each other, too. It’s not hurried like watching a man feel up a woman. (Not that I have anything against watching a man be, well, a man. I like watching a guy attack a pair of titties.) When women touch each other, it’s languid. (I love that word…it sounds dirty!) It’s like drinking a cold mint julep on a hot day here in the South and hearing the ice clink and seeing the beads of condensed sweat on the glass. It’s steamy. It’s erotic. It’s delicious.

I have quite a few faves when it comes to lesbians on SCORELAND. I am a big fan of any lezzie scene with Gianna Rossi. (I hope Gianna reads this and sets her lezzie sites on me. Hi, Gianna! I wanna be on you!) I dig her army-girl inspired shoot with Terry Nova shot in the Bahamas.  I also like anything involving wetness and lesbians like Christy Marks vs. Angela White and Harmony Bliss vs. Mia Starr, because twats and tits should be dripping wet. It’s glorious! I am also into lesbians who are thick like Marille and Angelina. To me, thick women scissoring and grinding pussies while their titties swing is oh, so good. And when girls strap it on, like Annie Swanson and Ana, I can get into it. (Especially if they talk dirty while piping one another…fuck yes!)

But, the NUMBER ONE lesbian scene of all time, for me, has to be when Dominno and Katarina Dubrova played a little game of Masturbation With A Friend in

Hooter Hotel: Where Dominno and Katarina lez-out French maid style. YUM!

Hooter Hotel: Where Dominno and Katarina lez-out French maid style. YUM!

the epic movie Hooter Hotel. Why? Well, it’s not the most fucktastic lezzie scene of all time, but there is something incredible about two very sexy women dressed up in French maid outfits and makin’ out. And maybe I am biased because I was actually on location in Hungary when this scene was being filmed, and actually in the room when these two women started licking and sucking each other’s nipples…but to me, these lesbians are A+. It was all I could do to contain myself from lying on the bed with them and declaring, “I’ve been dirty. I need you maids to rub me down.” lol (My porno fantasies are epic!) If you haven’t seen Dominno and Katarina together, you are missing out big time.

Whew. All this lezzie lusting has made me hungry. I could go for a bowl of ice cream and some lesbians right now, actually. lol

Hope you guys chime in with your favorite lesbian scenes of all time. I always like to hear your opinions!

xoxo,

Maria

Gianna and Terry oil up for slippery rub-a-dub.

Gianna and Terry oil up for slippery rub-a-dub.

Christy Marks and Angela White get wet and get wet.

Christy Marks and Angela White get wet and get wet.

Marille and Angelina go tit to tit, like a lesbian sandwich.

Marille and Angelina go tit to tit, like a lesbian sandwich.

Can Natalie Fiore lick the competition?

December 14, 2009 by Dave
Natalie Fiore hopes to lick the competition in "Best of the Decade."

Natalie Fiore is going great guns in the "Best of the Decade" voting.

Brianna Costello is No. 22, Bozena is No. 21, Anna Carlene is No. 20 (an unexpected and impressively high finish), and now we’re down to the final 19 in “The Best of the Decade,” in which we’re trying to decide who is the No. 1 big-titted SCORE and Voluptuous newcomer of the decade that’s winding to a close.

As expected, the number of votes case daily is increasing now that the number of remaining girls is down, but the surprises continue. The biggest surprise? Natalie Fiore, who has never won any awards but whose natural breast expansion over the past year or so seems to have made her a favorite with voters. At the current rate, Natalie is headed for a Top 3 finish. But some of the usual suspects are starting to close in on her. Let’s see if voters target Natalie the same way they targeted Angelina Vallem a few weeks ago (at one point, Angelina had received fewer votes than any other girl; that’s not nearly the case anymore).

Now for a tease: I just finished shooting a little bit of blog video of a brand-new newcomer (never modeled, never stripped; she’s a college student) who’s 4’10” tall, has full, beautiful G-cup naturals (I think they might be bigger; she never wears a bra so she’s unsure of her size) and is also pretty and super cute. Stay tuned.–Dave

This week in bodacious birthdays

December 9, 2009 by Elliot James

Ladies, your birthdays are the annual event to celebrate the gift of YOU to the planet and to SCORELAND.

“Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” and other important issues

December 7, 2009 by Dave
Angel Gee knows that a complete blow job involves sucking the sac, too.

Angel Gee knows that a complete blow job involves sucking the sac, too.

The SCORELAND Blog voters have spoken, and they have a message for all you girls out there: “Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” That’s right. “A blow job is not just about my cock-head and shaft,” they’re saying. “It’s about my sac and butthole, too!”

We asked, “When a girl is giving you a blow job, what should she suck?” Here’s how the results turned out:

“Head, shaft and suck those balls, too!” got 53%

“Suck my shaft! Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” got 26%

“Just the head and shaft, please!” got 21%

Just remember, guys: If you want your girl to pay attention to your balls and asshole, rub-a-dub-dub!

Lots of action in the “Best of the Decade” voting over the weekend. Eva Notty, who’s running tit-to-tit with Ashley Sage Ellison for SCORE Newcomer of the Year, was voted No. 29. Renee Ross is No. 28. And Kali West is No. 27. Congratulations, girls, on your very impressive showings to go with your very impressive racks.

Merilyn Sakova: Most impossibly slim 'n' stacked girl ever?

Merilyn Sakova: Most impossibly slim 'n' stacked girl ever?

Last week, I pointed out that Angelina Vallem was doing very well in the voting, in effect giving her the proverbial kiss of death. Right now, the biggest surprise is that Merilyn Sakova doesn’t seem to be headed for a Top 10 finish, but that can easily change.

All 26 remaining girls in the contest have appeared in Voluptuous magazine. Nine of the 26 have done all-the-way boy-girl. And I’m proud to report that you guys have long memories. Two of the remaining girls–Nadine Jansen and Sharday–debuted in 2001.

And finally, I know I’m late to the game on this one, but there’s a documentary on BBC called “My Big Breasts and Me” about the so-called problems naturally stacked women have. I call your attention to Jodie, a stacked music student who, despite these hardships, loves showing off her tits. Check your cable guide. In the U.S., the show has aired on BBC America.

Is Ashley Sage Ellison a SCORE Girl? The voters are speaking!

November 30, 2009 by Dave
Will Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

Will Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

Eva Notty is Ashley's main competitor for SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

Eva Notty is Ashley's main competitor for SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

From the start, the editors of SCORELAND have wondered whether British newcomer Ashley Sage Ellison is a SCORE Girl. Sure, she has J-cup tits, but SCORE has always been about slim ‘n’ stacked while curvy Ashley fits better into the voluptuous category. Ashley is one of the few girls ever to appear in SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines, and you gotta ask yourself, “Can a model be a SCORE Girl and an XL Girl at the same time?” We’re not talking about years apart and after a weight gain (as in the case of Latvian beauty Inesse). We’re talking about simultaneously.

Well, we can argue about it all we want, but if you want an answer to a question…ask it! As you probably know, the voting in the SCORE Awards is going on now at SCORELAND (and in the magazine), and the results so far are illuminating: Among magazine voters, Ashley is first for Newcomer of the Year. Among SCORELAND voters, Ashley is running a very, very close second to Eva Notty. And this isn’t based on a small number of votes. This is based on a LOT of votes. Thousands upon thousands of votes.

Can Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year? And if she does, doesn’t that make her absolutely, 100% a SCORE Girl?

FYI, Faith, Mianna Thomas and Angel Gee are also getting a lot of online support in the NOY voting. For Model of the Year, the anticipated showdown between Karina Hart and Christy Marks is an online runaway but much closer in the magazine voting. Overall, it’s still too close to call.

Will Angelina Vallem shock the world and win "Best of the Decade"?

Will Angelina Vallem shock the world and win "Best of the Decade"?

As for the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND, we’ve gone on and on about many of the surprise eliminations so far, but how about the surprises among the 33 girls who remain? I’ll give you one: Czech plumper Angelina Vallem, who debuted in the May ’08 Voluptuous. We’ve counted up the total number of votes each model has received (in this case, the less the better), and Angelina is in the Top 5 among fewest votes. Angelina is sexy, beautiful and has great tits (she fucks well, too), but to me, that is the one biggest shocker of the “Best of the Decade” so far. But there’s still a long way to go.

And speaking of voting, last week we asked, “How much hair should a busty babe have on her pussy?” Well, it was a close shave, but “Just a little, nicely trimmed” pulled away in the end to beat “None. Shaved clean,” 36% to 28%. “Full bush but not overflowing” got 17%, followed by “Who cares? It’s all about the tits!” at 13% and “Full bush, growing wild” at 6%. This week’s poll: Blow jobs. How do you like them?

Tale o’ the tape with Angelina Vallem

September 2, 2009 by Elliot James

When the commies left town or became capitalist pigs, the newly-freed Czech Republic began to evolve into the porn center of eastern Europe. We started seeing busty Czechs when hundreds of photographers started flocking there around 1998. The Czech Republic turned out to be a big boob capital also. We found Angelina two years ago when we were preparing to create a SCORELAND special called On Location Prague. She’s a Voluptuous Girl all the way. Angelina has no shyness whatsoever. She was eager to do a boy-girl video her first time out. She even did an orgy in that special with two guys and two other girls. Everything turned out really well.

Later on, we’d often hook up with Angelina whenever the staff was back in the Czech Republic to photograph newcomers. Today, we’re publishing a fresh set of Angelina in a boy-girl XXX from August ’09 V-Mag, and tomorrow, we’re running the super-hot video version of that pictorial. These Czechs are really super-horny people, both the guys and the girls. I suspect there’s some kind of natural Viagra in Czech beer, or maybe it’s the water.

Angelina's tits were meant to provide a platform for penile placement.

Angelina's tits were meant to provide a platform for penile placement.

Angelina speaks very little English (“Hello!” is about it) but she understands sentences such as “Show me your tits.” No problem! We have translators on these road trips and make dirty hand signs. She’s a fun-loving girl and always smiling and happy-looking. “In my country, the people are very open about sex,” Angelina said. “If you travel around my country, you will see men and women outside in their underwear when it’s warm! People in America would faint or call the police if someone did that.”

In this video, Angelina wraps a tape-measure around her treasure chest. This chick is packin’.